You Won’t Believe How Many Millennials Picked Food Over Sex

A surprising number of millennials reported being horn…gry—for food. While food and sex definitely don’t need to be mutually exclusive, when given the choice between one or the other, a surprising number of millennials went for the food. A report from ad agency Havas Worldwide asked 11,976 men and women over 18 years old in 37 countries which they prefer—food or sex—and a third of respondents choose chowing down over getting down.

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A shocking 35 percent said if they had to choose between “an excellent dinner at a restaurant” and sex, they’d choose the dinner. So, you may be wondering, why do they want dinner more than sex? In other words, is something fundamentally wrong with these millennials? Well, given that millennials have reported being too lazy to eat cereal because they don’t want to clean up afterwards, maybe they’re just really, really lazy. Or maybe their sex lives are so disappointing that a good steak is more appealing than some good lovin’. Either way, it seems millennials need to make sure they’re planning lots of pleasurable dinner dates to fill those lonely nights.

Want to have a pleasurable experience yourself? Come have a little dessert with us!

Check out more about millennials wanting food more than sex here: https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/a-surprising-amount-of-millennials-want-dinner-more-than-sex-study-says_us_57990143e4b0d3568f85996b

 

9 Fetish Confessions That Will Make You Go WTF

Screen Shot 2015-06-03 at 2.45.56 PMThe kinky people of Whisper recently confessed what really gets them hot when masturbating. And some of their fetishes are a little, um, strange (ever jerked off to images of hot dogs?). Here are the best fetish confessions that will make you go WTF.

  1. I love all black Camaros so much that I masturbate to a video of one starting up sometimes…”
    Talk about revving your engine!
  2. I save pictures of plants on my phone to masturbate to later.”
    This person takes “plant-lover” to a new level!
  3. I know I’m weird but I masturbate to death core rock music.”
    Hey, everyone gets their aggression out in different ways.
  4. Something I’ve never told anyone is that I masturbate to images of hot dogs.”
    Mmm, cancerous meat in a phallic casing.
  5. My husband doesn’t know I masturbate to audio clips of Australian men talking. They make me so hot!”
    Thunder down under!
  6. I masturbate to Judge Judy. Turns me on when she gets mad. Is that weird?”
    Strange, but nothing out of order here!
  7. I masturbate to One Direction songs to the thought of Liam Payne tweeting me back.”
    Talk about a Number One fan!
  8. I masturbate to the best deals I can find on Amazon.”
    Talk about getting excited by a good deal!
  9. I masturbate to pictures of naked Disney princesses…I think my childhood is ruined.”
    The magical world of Disney!

Looking to add a little kink to your life? Whatever turns you on—hot dogs or no—we are down to try!

Check out more fetish confessions that will make you go WTF: https://www.buzzfeed.com/jarrylee/weirdest-things-people-have-masturbated-to#.aw0dY6WRDM

SNL’s Glory Hole Sketch Will Make You Open-Wide With Laughter

glory holeSNL had viewers gagging over its glory hole sketch in the most recent episode. The hottest restaurant in New York City just happened to be one of the hottest places in town for anonymous sex—back in the 70s. That’s right, glory holes are all the rage at this edgy place, because as one customer explained “Stop being a prude and eat the corn out of a glory hole!” (watch the sketch below).

“Well, back in the day this building was one of the most infamous underground sex parlors in the meat packing district,” Aidy Bryant explained to her confused out of town friends. “People would come here and they would stick their business through those holes.” The trendy new restaurant had a great idea for how to use the glory holes: rather than get rid of them, they’ve been repurposed into food serving stations! Want some bread? Wrap your mouth around a firm loaf right from the convenience of your glory hole! “I like how salty it is!” exclaimed one very satisfied customer.

Want to add some butter to your bread? We’ve got some tasty surprises for you right here!

Check out the SNL glory hole sketch here: https://www.thegailygrind.com/2016/04/04/snls-trendy-glory-hole-restaurant-sketch-will-make-you-open-wide-with-laughter/