Tag: Food

Twitter Has A Lot To Say About This Oddly Sexual Chicken Cooking Video

vaginaanatomyThe internet may be a little too into a chicken prep cooking video that’s been making the rounds on Twitter. The video entitled “Cordon bleu deluxe” shows a very enthusiastic chef using an, ahem, unusual method for the chicken breast. As one Twitter user pointed out, “why did he finger the chicken like that….”

Another user added, “Weirdly, this is how I like to get my pussy ready before I go out on the town.” Others inevitably agreed the chicken was rather pussy-like: “I took a double take cause I thought the chicken was a Fleshlight at first.” Surprisingly, some were offended by both the erotic nature of the video and the chef’s apparent under-seasoning of the dish: “This is the most sexually unseasoned chicken video that I ever watched. I am ashamed.”

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Check out more about an oddly sexual chicken prep video: https://www.dailydot.com/unclick/chicken-prep-video-twitter/

7 Wild Stories About Using Food During Sex

genitaliafruitBuzzFeed asked readers what their nuttiest experiences have been using food during sex. And as it turns out, food and sex sometimes do not go together like peas and carrots! Here are their best stories.

  1. “I melted a bar of chocolate, to make things more interesting, but I burned my boyfriend.” When good chocolate goes bad.
  2. “He started pouring champagne on me, but it slid down to my crotch, and that shit must have been about 8,217,273 degrees below zero. It had flash-frozen my ‘little girl.'” No sex in the champagne room…
  3. “He handcuffed me to the bed, blindfolded me, and went to work with ice and whipped cream. But the ice slipped right inside me. I started screaming, and my guy desperately tried to set me free, but of course, he couldn’t find the fucking key for the cuffs! Finally, he decided to try to, uh, suck the ice out — and it worked!” Very resourceful!
  4. “We were staying in and eating sandwiches. I focused on watching the TV. Suddenly, he started eating me out, and while I was still chowing down on a sandwich — fully loaded with cheese, tomato, turkey breast. I felt like Scooby-Doo.” Satisfying and delicious!
  5. “I’ve never used food during sex, but this once, I was right on the brink of climax when he shoved a chocolate in my mouth.” Double your pleasure?
  6. “I’ve eaten strawberry yogurt while using a guy’s dick as a spoon.” That’s one way to do it!
  7. “He decided to dip strawberries into sweetened condensed milk and feed them to me. The milk dripped all over my body, and he licked it off. Sounds sexy, right? But, by the end, I looked like the floor of a nightclub, sticky and gross.” Sometimes sticky is not sexy.

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Check out more wild sex stories involving food: https://www.buzzfeed.com/victornascimento/15-stories-from-people-who-came-up-with-the-idea-o

7 Foods You Should Add To Your Sex Life

http---distractify-media-prod.cdn.bingo-2001059-980xWhether or not you’re into kinky food stuff—sploshing or W.A.M. (wet and messy) play—adding food into your sex life is always a great idea. After all, both are delightful and sex is supposed to be messy! Here are some helpful ways to bring food into the bedroom.

  1. Sushi
    Try out Nyotaimori, the art of eating sushi off a naked body, at home. Take turns arranging your favorite rolls on each other’s naked bodies—and then eat them off!
  2. Cherries
    Run them over your partner’s body to get things started. Then drizzle the juice over their naughty bits and lick it off!
  3. Popsicles
    There are few things better than a blowjob that incorporates a popsicle. First suck and lick the popsicle to get your partner excited, then use your cold mouth on their cock.
  4. Grapes
    These are great during foreplay. Have your partner run frozen grapes over your nipples and then suck off the cold reside—the hot and cold sensation is amazing!
  5. Whipped cream
    Whipped cream bikini, anyone? Yum yum.
  6. Grapefruit
    Thank you, Auntie Angel, for introducing the world to the “grapefruit blowjob technique.” Cut a grapefruit in half, use it instead of your hand during a blowjob, and let the sweet juices run all down your chin!
  7. Chocolate syrup
    “Using chocolate syrup during sex is next-level whipped cream because it’s a little messier and much drippier, requiring more tongue action to lick it off your partner after you’ve drizzled it over their erogenous zones,” says Refinery29. Delicious!

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Check out more of the best foods to bring into the bedroom: https://www.refinery29.com/hot-sex-with-food-tips#slide-9

How Food’s Been Used In Sex Throughout History

eggplant3-0Sure, you’ve heard of using certain veggies as a dildo, but how about a bread dildo? Or what about homemade lube? History is full of NSFW food facts you definitely never learned about in history. Here’s just a taste!

  1. Mashed yams doubled as lube in 17th-century Japan
    “It was called tororo, and was made by grating yams into a slippery paste. The long, thin yams were sometimes used as dildos too,” says BuzzFeed.
  2. Romans used olive oil as lube
    Romans sure were kinky. According to a novel called The Satyricon by Gaius Petronius, one guy had a leather dildo oiled with olive oil and “covered in pepper and crushed nettle seeds” pushed up his “arsehole, inch by inch.”
  3. Pig’s tongues were an aphrodisiac
    Nothing subtle about using tongue to get you in the mood!
  4. Lettuce was a sacred sex symbol in Ancient Egypt
    Ancient Egyptians believed that lettuce was the holy food of the fertility god. It grew straight and tall like a cock, and even oozed a white substance when broken apart. Again, nothing subtle about lettuce cum.
  5. Ancient Greeks were turned on by sparrow brains
    “The Greek goddess of love and sexuality, Aphrodite, was supposed to hold sparrows sacred because of their ‘lustful’ nature, so Ancient Greek women would eat sparrows – their brains in particular – to get themselves in the mood.”
  6. And ancient Greek women used bread as dildos
    Since there were no sex toy shops, women had to get creative. The Greeks did this by baking olisbokollix: dildos made entirely out of hard-baked bread.

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Check out more NSFW food facts from history: https://www.buzzfeed.com/hilarywardle/never-mind-the-olisbokollix

Couple Gets Caught Having Sex In Domino’s Pizza

best_phone_sex_niteflirt_orgasm5One saucy couple were getting pretty hot and heavy while waiting for their pizza. Like Domino’s promise, they definitely finished in 30 minutes or less—and then were swiftly arrested. Daniella Hirst, 29, pleaded guilty to outraging public decency and Craig Smith, 31, was found guilty in absentia because he was incarcerated for another matter, the BBC reported.

The video of the couple, which quickly made the rounds on the internet, shows Hirst giving a blowjob to Smith, and then the two fucking against the front counter (watch portions of the video below). Smith explained their romp, saying, “After ordering the pizza we talked about all the places we’d had sex with each other. Our top five include a bus, a van, a hotel, swimming pool and a field. We wanted to see if we could top it.” Hirst added that while she’s “very open-minded about sex and public places” and “loves the thrill,” she never thought she’d get caught and “end up all over the internet.”

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Check out more about a couple getting caught fucking in a Dominos: https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/couple-has-sex-in-dominos-pizza-then-justice-is-served_us_59c52dffe4b0cdc77330d7a8

These Cream-Filled Penis Waffles Are Arousing Lots Of Attention

A restaurant in Bangkok has tapped into a tasty treat that seems to be whetting everyone’s appetites: a penis-shaped waffle. The phallic food products are sold at a food stall named “Pho Hai Ma,” which means “I Got It From My Dad” in English. The waffle comes cream-filled or stuffed with sausage and cheese with a mayonnaise dipping sauce (which obviously makes for great food porn).

The dick-shaped snack aroused lots of attention when a video went viral on Facebook, garnering more than 19 million views. “Since then, it seems the world has beaten a path―or something else―to the eatery,” says HuffPo. While the Thai food stall didn’t invent the penis waffle—it’s actually a style of snack that’s popular in Taiwan—it’s definitely emphasized the “cock” in Bangkok.

Looking for something tasty yourself? We can always whet your appetite here at NiteFlirt!

Check out more about the cream-filled dick waffles in Thailand: https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/penis-shaped-waffles_us_59ce6ba5e4b05f005d340385?section=us_weird-news

10 Foods That Make People Really Horny

genitaliafruitWhether or not you believe in aphrodisiacs, there are some foods that are undeniably erotic for certain people. Maybe it’s how spicy food makes you sweat or something kinkier (salad fetish?), but it’s definitely true that food turns people on. Here are the most uncommon and surprising foods that make people randy, according to BuzzFeed readers.

  1. Raspberries
    “They give me this weird tingle in my mouth that I can only describe as like ‘an orgasm in my jaw.’” Tingly and delicious!
  2. Spicy foods
    “Every time I eat spicy food my nipples get hard and I get turned on. I’m not joking.” Hot—literally!
  3. Whole ice cubes
    “Whenever I drink something with ice I get horny — not kidding. It can’t be blended or crushed ice, like in a Frappuccino. It has to be whole cubes.” Whatever turns you on!
  4. Dessert
    “I have an actual dessert fetish. I fantasize about eating cakes, frosting, whipped cream and donuts off of my boyfriend.” Don’t forget about sploshing fetish!
  5. Salads
    “The sound of people eating salads seriously gets me going. I know it’s really strange, but I seriously think about it all the time. It’s orgasmic for me.” Who knew salads could be sexy?!
  6. Warm milk from lactating breasts
    Yup, breastfeeding fetish is definitely a thing!
  7. Melted frosting
    “Watching the frosting melt got me all hot and bothered.” Sexy!
  8. Chocolate pudding
    “All it takes is one bite to make me moan and make me incredibly turned on.” Chocolate does have that effect on people…
  9. Sushi
    “I don’t know what it is. Maybe it’s the texture of the fish, or how wide you have to open your mouth to fit the entire piece in. I don’t need it to come, but I think about it daily.” It’s also delicious!
  10. Mangos
    “I love seeing how much she’s enjoying it and the way the juice runs over her lips.” Stop—you’re making uswet!

Looking for something to get your juices flowing? We are down for whatever turns you on here on NiteFlirt!

Check out more foods that get people horny: https://www.buzzfeed.com/shannonrosenberg/i-mean-i-get-pretty-damn-excited-about-cookie-dough-too

Gummy Bear Sex On ‘Sex Sent Me To The E.R.’

imagesWho ever thought gummy bears could be dangerous?—or kinky! A not-so-sweet sexual encounter involving melted gummies was recreated on the always exciting TLC series Sex Sent Me To The E.R. The incident began when Michael gave Josi a giant gummy bear, which inspired her to get kinky with the candy. “You know what’d be hot? Let’s eat this gummy off me,” she remembers telling Michael.

So, of course, Michael was in: he tied Josi to the headboard and went downstairs to melt the giant gummy bear in the microwave. Unfortunately, when he started to drizzle the hot gummy goo on Josi’s chest, it didn’t cool like candle wax, and when it started to burn her skin, he tried to help her by licking it off with equally bad results. “Her chest is burning off while my tongue is on fire,” he said. Thankfully, they were okay, and the story has a happy ending: they still have a hot sex life, but “stay away from hot things.”

Looking to heat things up yourself? We are all about kinky HOT sex here!

Check out more about gummy sex gone wrong: https://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/04/10/sex-with-gummi-bears_n_5128267.html

Katy Perry’s New Video Depicts a Fetish About Devouring Women

katyperryKaty Perry’s new video “Bon Appetit” is shocking viewers with its depictions of her being literally consumed as food—but the erotic fantasy is a popular fetish easily found in the vore community. In the vaguely NSFW video, Perry is shown kneaded with flour, boiled in a pot, and served on a platter, garnished with fruits and vegetables. It’s generated disapproval for “catering to the cannibal demographic,” but the idea more closely aligns with vore, the fantasy of being consumed or consuming, not actually eating.

With lyrics like “looks like you’ve been starving” and “I’m on the menu,” Perry’s song is about sexual hunger, but the images shown are widely found in the vore community. The fetish includes sexual fantasies about swallowing people or being swallowed, and pornographic images shared on fetish sites of women being prepared to be eaten, like in Perry’s video: “The women are tied up, in huge pots or ovens, placed on spits or plates, and are very clearly alive and consenting,” reports Broadly. While the fetish may be taboo, people who are into vore explain that it’s ultimately a sexual fantasy, not meant to be enacted.

Looking to play out your fantasy? Our motto is the kinkier the better!

Check out more about Katy Perry’s fetish video here: https://broadly.vice.com/en_us/article/katy-perrys-cannibalistic-bon-apptit-reveals-our-fantasy-of-devouring-women

Make This Pasta If You’re a Single Lady Wanting To Get Laid

best_phone_sex_niteflirt_girls_eatingDid you know there’s a hook up equivalent to engagement chicken, aptly called Come Fuck Me Penne à la Vodka? Apparently, this sexy dish has been circulating among horny single women in New York City since the mid-1990s. Ladies-in-the-know call the pasta a “magical dish” that, when made correctly (this is very important), will make men putty in your hands—or, more specifically, in your bed!

The folklore goes that if you follow the recipe EXACTLY ACCORDING TO INSTRUCTIONS, your man will desire you like never before. Unlike engagement chicken, this isn’t about “putting a ring on it”—it’s just about getting laid! The recipe wasn’t originally supposed to create a sex spell, but after it was perfected and passed along to frisky women, it quickly became known as not only a way to have sex, but as a way to have really, really great sex! Who knew there’s a magic correlation between penne and great orgasms? Seductresses: get cooking!

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Check out more about the pasta recipe that will get you laid here: https://www.refinery29.com/come-fuck-me-penne-a-la-vodka-recipe