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There’s Now “A Bug’s Life” Fleshlight

An artist wants to ruin your childhood with his naughty sex toy: “A Bug’s Life” Fleshlight. Heimlich, the Pixar movie’s chunky caterpillar with a ribbed exterior and plump lips, is uncannily shaped for a Fleshlight. The Austin-based artist brought the joke to (bug’s) life when he painted over an actual Fleshlight with a caterpillar-inspired pattern, formed Heimlich’s face out of a silicone mold, and colored over his features with permanent marker to emulate Heimlich’s rosy cheeks.

He put Heimlick on sale for $2,000: “This is kind of the holy grail when it comes to promotional items,” the artist said in an Instagram video. “This is an original, limited edition ‘A Bug’s Life’ Heimlich Fleshlight…It came out during its release, they probably only released a couple dozen of them.” While his eBay listing has 0 bids so far — it’s worth noting that the Fleshlight is non-functional, as Heimlich’s mouth is sealed closed — the listing went viral on TikTok with over 52,000 likes.

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Check out more about ‘A Bug’s Life’ Fleshlight: https://mashable.com/article/a-bugs-life-fleshlight-heimlich-caterpillar/

Reddit Shares The Raunchiest, Most Awkward Gifts They’ve Received

Reddit users didn’t hold back in a thread asking them to share the “bizarre” and “awkward” presents they have received in their lifetimes. Many people recalled how embarrassed they felt when family members gave them sex toys, lingerie and condoms—with one man confessing he has gotten plenty of use out of the X-rated gift he got from his wife’s mom. “My mother-in-law got me an Alexis Texas Fleshlight,” he said. “I’ve used it plenty of times but I still feel weird thinking of where it came from.”

“Edible underwear. Like candy necklace shaped underwear, first Christmas with my husband’s extended family,” an embarrassed wife tweeted. Someone else confessed, “my grandmother gave me a leather whip on Christmas. Why grammy? Why?” Last but not least, a man said: “Got a penis pump last year from my aunt and uncle but it apparently was supposed to go to someone else. I was just like, ‘Whatever, mine now.’”

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Check out more from Reddit about the raunchy and awkward gifts they’ve gotten: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-7790653/People-reveal-mortifying-inappropriate-gifts-theyve-open-others.html

Four Loko Teamed Up With Fleshlight For ‘Sex In A Can’

If you’ve ever wanted to fuck a can of Four Loko, now you can. The infamous alcoholic, caffeinated soda has teamed up with the makers of Fleshlight to create a Four Loko Fleshlight. For $69, you don’t need to risk the cuts and scrapes from making love to a soda can — now, you can safely make your fantasy a reality thanks to Fleshlight’s textured “Mini-Lotus” canal.

The Fleshlight is packaged in Four Loko’s classic camo-print label that has a screw off top for easy Four Loko screwing. It also comes with a brown paper bag so you can confidently carry your Four Loko Fleshlight in public. “We at Fleshlight believe in freedom, fantasy and the pursuit of pleasure,” Fleshlight CEO said in a press release. “This unique collaboration will allow us to spread our much-needed message throughout the culture in exciting new ways.”

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Check out more about the Four Loko Fleshlight: https://mashable.com/article/four-loko-fleshlight-pizzaslime-wtf/

Grandmother Mistook Silicon Sex Toys For Thermal Socks

You can imagine a man’s surprise when his grandmother mistook his sex toys for a pair of socks. It seems granny put the man’s flesh-lights on her feet, thinking they were thermal socks. A hilarious video—that has obviously gone viral—shows the man attempting to remove the sex toys from his grandmother’s feet.

As one might imagine, the “socks” were difficult to remove. But after vigorously pulling at them (as we can only imagine he’s used to doing with these particular sex toys…) they eventually came off her feet. The man jokingly added on Twitter that the “socks” were “still warm.”

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Check out more about a grandmother using flesh-lights as socks: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-7234301/Man-reveals-grandmother-mistook-SEX-TOYS-thermal-SOCKS.html

NEWS: Dudes’ Reactions to Using Sex Toys for the First Time

In a hilarious video courtesy of Buzzfeed, six dudes record their reactions after using sex toys for the very first time. The sex toys were pretty varied, and ranged from a basic vibrating toy, “Cobra Libre II,” to many different varieties of fleshlights—you know, the sex toy that looks like an oversized, smirking flashlight you stick your dick into. These lucky albeit reluctant guys even got to try a blow-job robot! Here are some of their best reactions:

One guy said of the blue fleshlight, “This feels like my fantasy of being with Mystique from X-Men, except she’s not there and I’m putting my penis in a cup.” Another said of the blow-job sex toy, “Now I’ve had sex with a machine and I can’t go back.” And one of the more tepid guys said, “I don’t feel like I would use it again, but I’m certainly not throwing it out!” Last but not least, our favorite reaction to experiencing male sex toys for the first time: “It was awesome!”

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NFNEWS: Fleshlight Launchpad

There are many many porn enthusiasts out there. And just as many sex toy enthusiasts. So what if we told you that there’s now a way to marry your love of porn with your love of sex toys, in a more interactive way than just getting off with both? The makers of the popular men’s sex toy, Fleshlight, have just figured out a way to do just that.

Introducing the Fleshlight Launchpad, the sex toy that clicks in to your Ipad, allowing you to literally fuck the porn you’re watching on the screen. It looks like a flashlight, with a soft, pussy-like sleeve to slip your cock in. Then just click it in to your tablet, slip your dick securely in, and enjoy whatever you’re watching. It only costs $24.95, and it’s also great for fucking your partner long-distance, since you can use the camera on your Ipad to watch each other get down and dirty.

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