6 Real-Life Mile High Club Confessions That’ll Leave You Speechless

Image Source: Flickr.com | Rachel Krammer Bussel
Image Source: Flickr.com | Rachel Krammer Bussel

BuzzFeed asked its readers to share their wildest sexual adventures on an airplane, and the results did not disappoint. From finger-banging and blowjobs to full on fucking in the airplane lavatory, these thrill seekers definitely know how to keep things exciting in the air. Here are 6 airplane-sex stories to inspire your next adventure.

  1. When the person next to us left to go to the bathroom, we ended up doing the dirty right under the blanket. The adrenaline was great, and we ended up doing the same thing on our flight back.”
    Naughty!
  2. “My boyfriend finger-fucked me under a blanket on a plane. On the flight back, I rubbed him off, also under a blanket. My apologies to the flight attendants.”
    That could’ve made for some uncomfortable aisle banter!
  3. We were on a red-eye back home from a trip to Vegas, and we traded blow jobs. It wasn’t too difficult. The plane was pitch-black and everyone around us was asleep. We didn’t last too long… the thrill of doing something wicked made us both a quick shot.”
    What happens on the plane ride back from Vegas stays on the plane ride back from Vegas.
  4. It was around 3 a.m. and we were, um, feeling it. While everyone was asleep, we went to the bathroom and did the deed. It was fun, but I’m pretty sure we woke up a few people because when we walked out, I heard two or three people snicker a little.”
    When the mood strikes…
  5. “I’m a flight attendant. I once witnessed a couple who met pre-flight. They boarded, and the other flight attendants and I didn’t realize they had been drinking. In the middle of the flight, they started making out in their seats and taking off their clothes before we were able to stop them from going any further.”
    That must have made for an awkward flight!
  6. We waited until about 2 a.m. and the lights were all off and the stewardesses stopped roaming. As I jerked him off, I called him ‘daddy’ and he bit his neck pillow to be quiet, right next to the old man who was sleeping next to him.”
    Oh, daddy!

Looking for something naughty yourself? Come on a wild adventure right here!

Check out more airplane-sex stories: https://www.buzzfeed.com/spenceralthouse/ive-had-it-with-these-motherfucking-sinners-on-this

8 Innocent Photos That Are Actually Totally Filthy 

Sometimes when you see seemingly “innocent” looking things, you wonder if they’re actually innocent or if it’s just your dirty mind. You know, like with that supposedly PG-13 bumper sticker that reads “BJ Mom.” Well, we’ve got good news for you: while you may have a dirty mind, those so-called innocent things are actually totally filthy. Here are 8 photos that prove it (check them out below).

  • Shadow Dicks
    In this picture, the shadows from the bridge appear to be in the shape of a dick. Architecture is so cool!
Image Source: CanYouActually.com
Image Source: CanYouActually.com
  • Vagina rock
    Yeah, we’d be willing to bet everybody has seen at least one pussy in a rock formation. Mother nature, represent!
Image Source: CcanYouActually.com
Image Source: CcanYouActually.com
  • Elmo Experiments
    We know what this seemingly innocent children’s book is really about…
Image Source: Radass
Image Source: Radass
  • Insert fingers and tear along perforations”
    We’ve all seen this on a box—and we’ve all thought the same dirty thing!
Image Source: Men's Den
Image Source: Men’s Den
  • P_ _ I S
    Oh, Wheel of Fortune. We definitely do know the answer to “Where To Find Love.”
Image Source: Men's Den
Image Source: Men’s Den
  • In the Pink: Latex Gloves
    Found right in your local grocery store…filthy!
Image Source: Radass
Image Source: Radass
  1. BJ Mom”
    MILF and proud!
Image Source: Distractify
Image Source: Distractify
  • It’s amazing what you can do with two fingers and a thumb.”
    It certainly is.
Image Source: Distractify
Image Source: Distractify

Want to put that dirty mind to good use? There’s nothing ambiguous about the filthy stuff you’ll find here!

Check out more innocent photos that are actually filthy here: https://distractify.com/humor/2016/08/20/35-innocent-photos-somehow-completely-filthy