Vietnamese Censors Plan to Cut Sex Scenes to Just Five Seconds

best_phone_sex_niteflirt_cocks_on_filmFilm censors in Vietnam are planning to limit all sex scenes in films to just five seconds, regardless of how explicit or racy they are. The censors are also planning on only allowing no more than three “hot scenes” per film—whatever that means. The censorship is infuriating filmmakers who complain that their freedom of expression is being seriously threatened.

Producer Nguyen Van Nhiem said “sex is a natural activity and there is no need to ask artists to keep artful sex scenes short,” while award-winning director Nguyen Thanh Van argues that a scene “should be judged for its production and artistic value, not how technically long it is… Some shots are under a second but they are unbearable anyway.” While they make good points, this isn’t the first time Vietnamese censors have been excessively prudish with sex scenes: Fifty Shades of Grey lost 20 minutes of running time before it could be released, with all the famous BDSM scenes removed and only innocuous kissing scenes left in. Others are complaining that the censors are sexist, since they only define “hot scenes” as having a “totally nude actress.” If the censors continue this way, all audiences will be left saying is “Boo!”

Feel like having some “hot scenes” yourself? We are all about celebrating freedom of (sexy) expression here!

Here’s more about the Vietnamese censors’ plan.

Kevin Bacon Calls For More Male Nudity With #FreeTheBacon

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Kevin Bacon recently made an important PSA with Mashable that calls attention to a very serious issue: where are all the hot, full-frontal dicks in Hollywood? Bacon’s solution is simple—#FreeTheBacon. What exactly does that mean? For starters, let’s get some more C&A (aka, cock and ass) in TV and movies!

Bacon explains, “There’s a big problem in Hollywood. We see gratuitous female nudity…and that’s not fair to actors because we want to be naked too. Gentlemen, it’s time to free the bacon.” Bacon calls attention to shows like Games of Thrones with lots of female nudity and urges them to consider showing “just one or two wieners every couple minutes.” Bacon reminds us that “this is an issue of gender equality,” like how there’s no male nudity in Fifty Shades of Grey: “Why not let Jamie Dornan take off his pants? Or better yet, let me play Christian Grey! We’ll do the whole movie in one long close-up of my penis.” Hollywood, take note—Free the Bacon!

Feel like Freeing The Bacon yourself? I think we can help you with that.

You can watch Kevin Bacon’s hilarious #FreeTheBacon PSA here. 

The Raciest Lines From the New Fifty Shades of Grey Book

 Screen Shot 2015-07-08 at 2.59.14 PMThe new E.L. James book, Grey, is just as hot and naughty as readers would expect it to be. The book, which re-tells Fifty Shades from Christian Grey’s perspective, has already sold 1.1 million copies—just 4 days after it was released! Readers just can’t seem to get enough of the Fifty Shades, BDSM phenomenon, which is why news outlets like Entertainment Weekly are already compiling lists of the best, raciest lines. Here are some of the jewels:

  1. “Her sharp intake of breath is music to my dick.”
  2. “Vanilla sex? Can I do this?”
  3. “Genital clamps—you have got to be kidding me.”
  4. “I drag my hand through my hair, and in as even a tone as I can manage I ask, ‘Are you hungry?’/ ‘Not for food,’ she teases. / Whoa. She might as well be addressing my groin.”
  5. “Oh, this is going to be fun. You’d be amazed what I can do with a few cable ties, baby.”
  6. “’How would you like your eggs?’” / “ ‘Thoroughly whisked and beaten,’ I reply.”
  7. “Oh, this ass is mine, so mine. And it’s going to get warmer.”

Is it getting hot in here? Want to turn up the heat about 50-degrees? Come get steamy with us right here!

Check out more racy lines in Grey here!

The Most Hilarious Sexual Phrases in Romance Novels

cosmic_banditaWhile writers are known for their creativity, romance writers in particular are known for their ridiculouscreativity when it comes to describing sex (ahem, Fifty Shades of Grey, anyone?). So blogger John Ferri decided to compile lists of the most absurd, hilarious sexual descriptions he found in his wife’s romance novels. Here are some of the gems:

Romance Novel Epithets for the Cock
  1. Rigid source of heat
  2. Engorged flesh
  3. Iron-hard tumescence
  4. Love’s sweet arrow
  5. Plenipotentiary instrument
  6. Molten member
  7. Torrid extension
Romance Novel Epithets for the Pussy
  1. Damp, most needy place
  2. Fiery furnace
  3. Most treasured pearl of passion
  4. Glistening portals of her womanhood
  5. Molten need
Romance Novel Descriptions of Sex
  1. Impaling her on his straining shaft
  2. Plunging hotness penetrated
  3. Possess the lily
  4. Embalming injection
  5. Love’s sweet lava flowed
  6. Staccato spasms
  7. Burned to a cinder

Wow. Some of those descriptions sound dangerous! We don’t know about “writhing with burning caresses” but we would definitely be up for some “lightning bolts of fulfillment!”

Check out more hilarious sexual phrases from romance novels here!

NEWS: Five BDSM Movies Better Than Fifty Shades of Grey

If you’re into BDSM (or if you’re a human who hasn’t been living under a rock recently), you’ve probably heard about/read/seen Fifty Shades of Grey. The movie grossed a record $94.4 million at the box office in its opening weekend, and there are 2 more sequels in the works. But despite the franchise’s massive success, for many BDSM enthusiasts, Fifty Shadesis really BDSM-lite. Here are 5 movies with way hotter, better BDSM:

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  1. Secretary
    It stars Maggie Gyllenhaal as James Spader’s kinky secretary. Their relationship quickly escalates from her boss spanking her as punishment for typos, to an all-out BDSM dom-sub affair!
  2. Belle Du Jour
    This one features the luscious Catherine Deneuve, who decides to secretly work at a brothel to satiate her intense BDSM fantasies. “Do as you wish with me,” says naughty Belle De Jour.
  3. A Dangerous Method
    Here, Keira Knightly’s character gets off to getting spanked and tied up by her famous therapist, Carl Jung. Her BDSM fetish is definitely Freudian!
  4. Maitresse
    This hot, French BDSM film was so racy it was banned for 6 years in the UK because“the actual scenes of fetishism are miles in excess of anything we have ever passed in this field.” We’ll just say that the hot dominatrix has a torture chamber in her basement, and gets off on making her subs suffer.
  5. 9 ½ Weeks
    This 80’s classic has some of the most erotic BDSM sex of any movie. Who can forget the blindfolded food sex-scene, their out-in-public fuck fests, or when Kim Basinger is forced to masturbate at work by her sexy dominant boyfriend, Mickey Rourke?

All those movies really got us in the mood for some kinky fun! Lights, camera, action!

 

March Badness; “Scintillating Sixteen” Second Round

Our first round is over and it got pretty racy in a few of these battles! There were some results we didn’t see coming, some results we called with our predictions perfectly, and some that were just so close it was ridiculous. On to the second round and the Scintillating Sixteen!

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Your response in our March Badness competition has been incredible so far so let’s keep it going!

SECOND ROUND, THE SCINTILLATING SIXTEEN
TOP DIVISION

Spanking vs. Verbal Humiliation

We were shocked with Spanking’s close victory over Masturbation Instruction in the first round. Maybe that was just the test it needed though to really get you spanking lovers to wake up and come out in force! It’s a matchup of classic strength vs. classic strength in this second round battle. Make your voices heard!
NiteFlirt’s Prediction: Spanking. We’re sticking with this classic fetish in the second round.

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Physical Domination vs. Strap-On

Physical Domination eked out a win over Forced Bi in their first round matchup while Strap-On was forceful and dominant in it’s face-off with Ballbusting. The latter wasn’t much of a fight as Strap-On took over 80% of the vote. What do you expect from Strap-On? To ask for a victory nicely and walk away? Come on, now.
NiteFlirt’s Prediction: Strap-On. Huge upset by Physical Domination in the first round. We don’t think it can continue.

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Orgasm Control/Ruination vs. Face Sitting

We couldn’t have been more wrong with our first round prediction of Orgasm Control going down early. It thoroughly dominated in it’s first round vote and now finds itself up against a much more formidable foe in Face Sitting, who scored a surprise upset over Financial Domination with a late push in the first round. We underestimated just how wicked so many of you are.
NiteFlirt’s Prediction: Face Sitting. We expect this Cinderella to keep things going in this second round bout.

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Tease & Denial vs. Cuckolding

Keeping with the theme of people not being allowed to cum, Tease & Denial did quite well in their first round matchup despite our prediction. Looks like we’ll never get a chance to see that Princess gang after all. Cuckolding seems like a real favorite though so we sense we might be in for a real close vote in this second round matchup.
NiteFlirt’s Prediction: Cuckolding. Just can’t see this one being all that close.

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BOTTOM DIVISION

Bondage vs. Feminization/Sissy

What a battle of heavyweights! So early in the bracket! Both completely dominated their competition in their respective first rounds. It’ll be interesting to see which fetish is more beloved here as they truly differ in their tactics. We just wish it could have come a little later in the tournament. Make your picks!
NiteFlirt’s Prediction: Bondage. Frankly we just like being tied up more than we like wearing a dress.

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Goddess Worship vs. Oral Servitude

We were hoping for a little more fight out of Electric Play against Goddess Worship, as it’s one of our favorites, but it just wasn’t meant to be. Both of these fetishes are public favorites and both crushed in the first round. Which do you prefer? A strong Goddess or a strong tongue?
NiteFlirt’s Prediction: Goddess Worship. We expect another strong victory for this classic fetish.

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Chastity vs. Ass Worship

Chastity is always a tough one for us here at NiteFlirt because, let’s face it, we like to have sex! With that said though, you all spoke and it came through the first round with flying colors! Now it’s up against Ass Worship and we’re having a tough time calling this one. This ‘not having sex’ thing has us so confused.
NiteFlirt’s Prediction: Chastity. You all seem to really enjoy your discipline!

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Foot Worship vs. Spitting

Both Foot Worship and Spitting had two of the closest victories (mid 50%) of the first round which quite frankly we just didn’t expect. We are expecting it here though and think it’ll be a real dogfight between these two niches.
NiteFlirt’s Prediction: Foot Worship. Another surprise victor in the first round, we really just think we underestimated Foot Worship from the beginning.

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Get your votes in now! This round only last for two days and will be over on March 17th!

Next stop: the Exotic Eight!

As always, come Speak to Your Desire™ at NiteFlirt if these fetishes are getting you as hot as they are us!

 

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The Best BDSM Movie in Theaters isn’t Fifty Shades of Grey

In the other BDSM film in theaters, The Duke Of Burgundy, you won’t find a kinky romance that blurs the line between BDSM and just a fucked up relationship. In fact, the movie has an all-female cast, where its characters live in a sort of utopia for women, studying butterflies by day and engaging in kinky BDSM role-play by night. The other striking difference between the two films: the BDSM in the movie really has nothing at all to do with relationships; it’s just about kinky sexbest_sex_niteflirt_duke_of_burgundy

And that’s what the movie gets right—BDSM actually has little to do with one’s relationship: a woman might like to be dominated, humiliated, etc. in bed, but still be very in control in her everyday life. Basically, the characters’ sexual and emotional needs are not conflated; the two are not the same thing, as many BDSM enthusiasts understand well. What the film also gets right is the sexy power play between the women, although if you’re looking for a racy, escapist romance like Fifty Shades, you’re not going to find it in this movie, which is being described as a “lesbian BDSM art film.”

Want to have some kinky fun with us? We love BDSM role-play!

 

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Welcome to March Badness 2015

March Madness, you say? Nah, we don’t care much about cutting down the nets in college basketball. We care about how naughty each of you are in the bedroom. At NiteFlirt, we’re all about March Badness!

NiteFlirt’s been in business for over twelve years so we know a thing or two about fetishes and BDSM, and we love them all. But which BDSM fetish is the best? We want to crown a winner for the sexiest and most deserving BDSM fetish of the year, and we need your votes to do so! 32 of our favorite fetishes will face off against each other until we have a clear winner — NiteFlirt’s 2015 March Badness Champion!

best_phone_sex_niteflirt_march_badness_fetish_2015_smallWe’ve separated our fetishes into two divisions: Top and Bottom. Vote for your favorite in each match to see it continue on to the next round. The voting schedule is below. Each round of voting will last for only a few days, depending on the round, so make your votes count! You’re allowed to vote once per hour.

First Round: 3/11 – 3/15
Second Round (Scintillating Sixteen): 3/15 – 3/17
Third Round (Exotic Eight): 3/17 – 3/19
Frisky Four: 3/19 – 3/22
Championship: 3/22 – 3/24

The first round winners will be announced on March 15th!

Let’s kick things off with our Top Division:

TOP DIVISION

Spanking vs. Masturbation Instruction

On paper, this may seem like a mismatch. Spanking is a classic fetish — who doesn’t love a little smack on the backside every now and again? — so you might think is has a big advantage. But Masturbation Instruction has really been on the rise in recent years with many Dommes now offering this service, so don’t count it out quite yet!
NiteFlirt’s Prediction: Spanking. Too much history to overcome.

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Verbal Humiliation vs. Home Wrecking

Another tried and true classic, Verbal Humiliation, is pitted against another upstart in this first round matchup. This time Homewrecking is attempting to unseat a favorite and make a deep run. Some have reservations about Homewrecking and just how “real world” it can get, so let’s see how this fetish fares with all of you!
NiteFlirt’s Prediction: Verbal Humiliation. The real world can sometimes get a little too real.

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Physical Domination vs. Forced Bi

A little Physical Domination is up against Forced Bi in this matchup. In a sense, both of these fetishes can be pretty intimidating as they both involve the exertion of real force and domination. Many would argue that we all have a little Bi in us already, just waiting to come out! Which do you prefer?
NiteFlirt’s Prediction: Forced Bi. We think we all do have a little in each of us!

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Strap-on vs. Ballbusting/CBT

Strap-on?! Ballbusting and CBT?! Which can you choose? Both are about power and taking control and both get us so hot! We think this is going to be one of the closest match ups of this first round. Just the thought of these amazing fetishes gets us worked up, and also sitting with our legs a little more closely crossed.
NiteFlirt’s Prediction: Strap-On. The power. The ferocity. We love it.

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Orgasm Control/Ruination vs. Whips/Canes/Paddles

Hmmm, Orgasm Control. Another real power fetish. Of course, on the other hand, we’ve got another classic with Whips, etc. It may just come down to acquired taste as to which of these two fetishes gets you going. To each their own, we always say…
NiteFlirt’s Prediction: Whips/Canes/Paddles. See our prediction above.

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Financial Domination vs. Face Sitting

Now we’re talking! A real, ahem, face-off we have here! Two true powerhouses going after each other. It’s really going to boil down to just how strong your wallet is or how developed your tongue is. May the best fetish win!
NiteFlirt’s Prediction: Financial Domination. Quickly becoming a classic. Too much cash to not love!

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Tease & Denial vs. Brat/Princess Girls

We really wish that we could see the physical manifestation of all of these fetishes battling each other in real life. It goes without saying that we would pay a large amount to see a gang of Princess Girls hanging out on a stoop outside waiting for the lovers of Tease & Denial!
NiteFlirt’s Prediction: Brat/Princess Girls. We want to see that gang!

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Cuckolding vs. Small Penis Humiliation

One of our personal favorites here at NiteFlirt, cuckolding, is going up against small penis humiliation and we think it’s going to be a seriously close fight. If you judge by the calls our girls take on the site, this could be one of the tightest votes in the Top Division!
NiteFlirt’s Prediction: Cuckolding. We see a runaway here.

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That’s it for our Top Division! Now let’s get to the Bottom:

BOTTOM DIVISION

Bondage vs. Ponyplay

We absolutely love the creativity of Ponyplay, but we just can’t see this equine fetish overcoming the pure joy of Bondage. Bondage has practically been around since the beginning of time. It’s involvement in so many other fetishes makes Bondage seem it can’t lose. How can a fetish that often incorporates the fetish it’s facing off against win?!
NiteFlirt’s Prediction: Bondage. Probably the biggest mismatch of the first round.

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Feminization/Sissy vs. Human Furniture

Feminization has really taken off as a popular fetish in recent years, and it’s one of the most popular on NiteFlirt as well. Deep down, many big, strong men are just longing for that pretty, pink dress. Not to say that Human Furniture isn’t gaining in popularity, but it still is a pretty niche fetish. With that said, we can think of a gorgeous individual or two that we’d like to turn into a human table or chair.
NiteFlirt’s Prediction: Feminization/Sissy. We think more men want to be feminized than people want to be furniture.

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Goddess Worship vs. Electric Play

We just love these two fetishes! Goddess Worship speaks for itself and is incredibly popular. But we really get off on the high-tech nature of Electric Play here at NiteFlirt — an electrified wand being used on our naughty bits gets us all aflutter.
NiteFlirt’s Prediction: Goddess Worship. It’s just not Electric Play’s year.

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Oral Servitude vs. Pumping/Suction

While these two fetishes sound like they are somewhat related, we’re looking at two very different concepts. Feed your oral obsession with Oral Servitude or enlarge and make more sensitive different parts of the body through Pumping/Suction? Both sound great to us! Cast your votes!
NiteFlirt’s Prediction: Oral Servitude. Hard to say ‘no’ to a hot pair of lips and a strong tongue.

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Chastity vs. Feeding/Eating

The winner of this matchup may boil down to how submissive or dominant you are. Chastity is all about discipline and power. Feeding/Eating is all about messy fun in the bedroom.
NiteFlirt’s Prediction: Feeding/Eating. We love to eat! Plus we feel that pure fun is going to win out over the more disciplined fetish here.

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Foot Jobs vs. Ass Worship

Do you love a sexy pair of feet or do you crave a perfect, round ass? It’s a question that every person must ask themselves at some point in their life. We know this is a tough one because we struggled with our pick as well.
NiteFlirt’s Prediction: Ass Worship. We love a perfect, shapely, gorgeous, bouncy ass. We think most out there will agree.

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Hypnosis vs. Foot Worship

The feet are back for another battle! But this time, they’re taking a less active role by being worshipped. Hypnosis, on the other hand, is quite an active fetish with many nuances and variations. Perhaps we need to be hypnotized into worshipping some gorgeous feet? Things are starting to get complicated.
NiteFlirt’s Prediction: Hypnosis. In a clean sweep, we don’t see either of our foot-related fetishes making it out of the first round.

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Spitting vs. Wax Play

Wax Play is so — ahem — hot! We love this messy fetish here at NiteFlirt so very much. Can we say it lights our fire? Ok, enough. The question really becomes how can it compete with a fetish so simple, so pure, as Spitting though? Can it? We’re rooting for it!
NiteFlirt’s Prediction: Spitting. As much as our hearts say Wax Play, our minds say Spitting is the pick here.

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Which fetishes are your favorites? Get your votes in to get them counted! We’ll announce the first round winners on March 15th and then we’ll move on to the second round.

If getting through this first round got you all hot and bothered, come visit NiteFlirt and Speak to Your Desire™!

 

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NEWS: BDSM Expert Weighs In On Fifty Shades of Grey

There’s been a lot of buzz about the new Fifty Shades of Grey movie, especially from BDSM experts and enthusiasts. So one LA-based BDSM expert reviewed the movie to discuss how the sex scenes measured up against the real (kinky) thing. And that now infamous part when the male dom says that he doesn’t make love, he fucks?—yeah, that worked for her. Depositphotos_dominatrix_small

Overall, she thought the BDSM sex scenes were really hot—especially at the end when they got very hardcore. She especially loved the part when Christian Grey (dom) leads Anastasia (sub) into the Red Room of Pain: “I loved when he had her on her knees and he had her hold her hand out and he hit her hand. What a beautiful scene! He was taking her out of her head and into her body. That’s why BDSM is so awesome.” Ultimately, what she really wanted to see more of was BDSM “play,” like scenes where Anastasia gets tied up and flogged: “Let them see that it’s exciting and passionate…Show the clear link between the BDSM and the sexuality and how much it enriches your sex life.”

Want to come inside a REAL Red Room of Pain? Enter at your own risk…

 

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NEWS: Domino’s Newest BDSM-Themed Pizza

When you see Domino’s pizza advertisements, you mostly see happy children stuffing their faces at birthday parties. So whoever came up with their newest, BDSM-themed ad has some serious explaining to do to all those pissed off soccer moms who don’t want kinky sex mixing with their family friendly pizza. Apparently, Domino’s is the latest franchise to jump on the BDSM/Fifty Shades of Grey bandwagon with its Sriracha pizza ad.

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It features a giant, leather-clad tongue that’s ball-gagged and tied up with chains and spiked handcuffs, ala BDSM! And it reads: “You’re going to suffer and enjoy every moment.” Kinky! According to Domino’s spokesperson, the BDSM ad is totally authentic, and was created for a Domino’s in Israel. Ironically, Domino’s founder is known for being bigoted and anti-gay. He left a few years ago, but we wonder what he’d think of his company’s BDSM-themed pizza?…Mouth-watering!

Want us to make you “suffer and enjoy every moment”? We have the real spice right here!

Also on the BDSM note, check out our Fifty Shades of NiteFlirt contest we have running through February and get involved!

 

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