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Here’s What Edible Body Paint is Really Like

best_phone_sex_niteflirt_strawberryIf you’re in a relationship, you’ve probably thought about including edibles in the bedroom. Maybe you’ve even tried the usual sex-snacks like whipped cream, strawberries, and chocolate sauce, but now you’re thinking of upgrading to edible body paint. If so, here’s what you should know about what edible body paint is really like.

First, there are three flavors: strawberries & champagne, chocolate, and vanilla chocolate. Although the strawberries & champagne flavor looks shockingly like blood (ick!), it tastes surprisingly sweet and delicious! As for chocolate, it tastes sort of like Tootsie Rolls, but the metallic aftertaste can be a real turn off. Finally, the vanilla chocolate flavor, which definitely looks like cum, had mixed reactions ranging from “Gross!” to “Not bad” from the taste testers. And as for application, the strawberry one paints nicely, while the chocolate is very streaky, and the vanilla, again, just looks like cum. Now get licking!

In the mood for something tasty and sweet? We’ve got all the best flavors right here!

Check out more about what edible body paint is really like here: https://www.buzzfeed.com/gracespelman/we-tried-edible-body-paint-and-boy-was-it-sticky#.fw00wZnApY

Wrestling Porn Takes BDSM to the Next Level

Ultimate Surrender is Kink.com’s newest porn for BDSM enthusiasts. The videos include strong, sexually empowered women wrestling while incorporating sexual maneuvers into the fights. The winner gets to sexually dominate the loser in the fourth match, which is why wrestling porn is being dubbed “UFC porn.” Its appeal comes from combining BDSM with the inherent sexuality and excitement of contact sports—not so different from the ancient Romans kinky, naked wrestling matches that were as much about sexual voyeurism as about the game itself.

The fights include “nipple torture, spanking, and exposed flesh, plus headlocks, bulging muscles, knee braces, and a bell for the victor,” reports Slate. “The quickest way to win,” the Ultimate Surrender site advises, “is to make your opponent have a screaming orgasm totally against her will.” Wrestling porn is also a nice departure from traditional BDSM porn in the way that there isn’t a clear sub or dom. “The sight of two highly athletic individuals using considerable strength to struggle for “top” billing is both erotic and an impressive physical spectacle—like football, or women’s rugby,” Slate says. In other words, wrestling porn is not pretend fighting; this isn’t two girls struggling on a mat for entertainment. These are athletes, subjected to strict training regimens, rules, and score charts. Let the (sexy) games begin!

In the mood for a little (kinky) wrestling yourself? Ain’t nothing “pretend” about the way we get down!

Check out more about wresting porn here: https://www.slate.com/blogs/xx_factor/2015/12/23/why_wrestling_porn_fills_an_important_sexual_niche_in_our_lives.html

Meet the People Who Make Sex Machines

Sex-MachinesPhotographer Timothy Archibald recently published a book called Sex Machines about the quirky creators of homemade fuck-bots. Archibald was fascinated by the DIYers who keep their primitive sex machines in their bedrooms, garages, and living rooms. “To me this little subculture had everything in it I ever wanted that would allow me to tell a rich story about men, women, and America,” said the photographer. Here are some highlights of the people he met.

One husband and wife team created The Monkey Rocker, which looks like something you might exercise with—maybe a rowing machine—with a dildo in the center. “It doesn’t really surprise me that Dan came up with this. We aren’t an especially sexually obsessed couple, but Dan is a man. I mean, I don’t think he can help but think about these things, the sexual, the mechanical, the craftsmanship of it all,” the wife said. Eric Wilson of Love Locker made his sex machine as a way to indulge his wife’s fantasy about being with two guys: “…I wondered how much more real it would seem if I made an actual sex machine that was having sex with her as she was performing oral on me, or whatever. So I went out to the garage one day and started tinkering around, and eventually put together our first machine,” Wilson said. A woman who runs a legal brothel invented The Thrill Hammer, “a 450-pound vibrator capable of vibration speeds of up to 6,500 rpm and rotation speeds of 150 rpm. It combines an antique dentist chair, a large vibrator, and a computer monitor. Four tentacles extend around the chair and hold the monitor and the lighting systems.” Now that’s an impressive sex machine!

Looking for exciting and creative ways to get off? Come fulfill your fantasies with us!

Check out more about the people who make their own sex machines here: https://www.buzzfeed.com/hayleycampbell/sex-machines#.xaBxlgoKQw

Man With a Slide Fetish Gets Banned From Playgrounds

Just when you think you’ve heard of every strange fetish, some kinkster winds up in the news with a fresh bizarre and outlandish headline. This week’s: a man with a slide fetish defiling public playgrounds! Yes, England has now banned a gent from local playgrounds after he admitted to simulating a sex act on park equipment.

And it wasn’t the first time: he also stripped completely naked and simulated a similar act on a different slide earlier this summer. Apparently, the 46-year-old got caught in the act by observers in a park and was arrested. He’s since pleaded guilty to public indecency, so the court gave him a “criminal behavior order” that bans him from any recreation area with a slide. Poor bloke—he just wanted a little slip n’ slide action!

Got a kinky fetish? We are always up for strange and wild fun!

Check out more about the slide fetishist.

Kinky Cop Sentenced For Trying to Lick Woman’s Feet

best_phone_sex_niteflirt_high_heels_sexyA kinky ex-cop in Houston who pulled over a motorist and then asked to lick her feet has been sentenced to one year in jail. According to the court documents, when the 27-year-old former officer found pot on the woman, he told her he had a foot fetish and would let her go if he could lick her feet! Then he gave her the option of just giving him her panties and calling it good.

The woman reportedly decided to go along with the kinky foot fetish option, and took off her boots. But then when she changed her mind—realizing that he did indeed want to actually lick her feet—and said that she’d rather go with the dirty panty option, the kinky cop changed his mind and let her go. He was formally charged with two counts of “official oppression” this week—not to mention all the public humiliation he’s suffered on the internet.

Got a kinky fetish? Whether it’s a foot fetish or dirty panty fetish, we’re always down for something naughty here!

Check out more about the kinky cop with a foot fetish.

Thief Stole Hundreds of Underwear with Home-Made Fishing Rod

Police have finally caught a serial underwear thief in China who was found with 285 used bras and 185 dirty panties in his van. The 32-year-old lingerie thief reportedly used a custom-made tool that resembled a fishing rod to steal hundreds of intimate undergarments. The sheer number amassed was said to be enough to cover half a basketball court!

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The man confessed that he’d been stealing sexy lady things for over a three-year period. He also said that while his hobby started as an illicit fetish, it grew to become a problem over which he had little control. He plans to seek psychological help, but strangely, he is not the first to be caught in China for stealing women’s underwear. There was a man caught just last year for stealing over 2,000 pairs of his neighbors’ lingerie. Must be something (kinky) in the water!

In the mood for a little kink yourself? You don’t need a home-made fishing rod to indulge your fetish!

Here’s more about the serial underwear thief.

 

4 Weird Things That Will Make You Horny

set1147014All types of strange things make people horny (ahem, there’s a fetish for pretty much everything). But you’d be surprised at some of the weird phenomenons that turn people on. Here are some of the craziest stuff that gets people all hot and heavy.

  1. Brain Trauma: Yes, there are accounts of people who’ve become total horn-dogs after suffering a brain trauma. We wrote about a lady recently who went from normal college student to kinky dominatrix after a severe car accident. It’s because brain trauma affects your frontal lobe, which can have the crazy side effect of hyper-sexuality!
  2. Grief:
    If you’ve ever grieved, you may already know this, and science backs it up. Grief and sexual arousal are side-by-side in your brain, so anything that triggers fear, panic, or grief can inadvertently trigger your libido.
  3. Rabies:
    Rabies: definitely not sexy. But with all that foaming at the mouth and flipping out comes an unlikely side effect: crazy horniess. Because rabies makes your brain get inflamed, it can also cause some seriously dangerous need for action. At least you get some before you die?
  4. Breastfeeding:
    Yes, it is creepy to think that breastfeeding can make you horny, but biology is all about playing unseemly jokes on us. Breastfeeding releases a bunch of hormones, including oxytocin, the chemical that’s released during orgasms, which unfortunately can make you feel a bit tingly down there.

Feel like having some weird, sexy experiences yourself? We love crazy stuff that gets you all hot and bothered!

And, while you’re at it, check out more weird things that will make you horny!

Pumping Pussy

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Pussy pumping is a fun way to enhance your sexual experience. This morning I have been fixated on being on my back with my legs spread wide as you place the pump over my lips. Turning on the pump, the flesh is sucked causing it to swell.

The blood rushing to the skin making it more sensitive and the nerves firing bolts of pleasure through my body. The feeling of your tongue and lips probing the softy, swollen flesh would set me on fire. I would be begging to experience the sensations of your hard cock parting my puffy pussy lips and pushing inside. My pussy would grip your cock tight and milk your jizz out of those heavy balls.

I also was thinking of having my clit pump. There isn’t anything that feels better than having a pump pulling and sucking on my hard, throbbing clit. I often find myself squirting just from that stimulation alone. Then once it is sucked big and hard you can wrap your lips around it and suck it yourself. Truly making it into my cunt cock.

I could not imagine how good it would feel to you to have that hard swollen clit rubbing up and down your shaft as you pump into me. I know you would love it as much as I do. Do you have a fetish that turns you on like pumping does for me? I would love to hear about it. Give me a call and let’s talk about what special sexual experience, situation or even device makes you shoot your load the hardest.

The Fetish of Laying Alien Eggs Inside Your Body

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The newest thing in weird sex fetishes: a dildo that is used to implant “alien eggs” inside yourself. The unusual sex toy is called a Ovipositor, which is basically an intimidating looking dildo that “lays goopy eggs molded from gelatin in the body cavity of your choice,” according to Vice. Alien egg fetishists say they get off on the sensation of mushy alien ovum overflowing from their bodies. So here’s what the entrepreneur says of the fetish he describes as “enormous egg-laying alien dicks.”

“The idea is to replicate the act of being impregnated with eggs. Usually from an alien or insect. If you’ve seen the Aliens movies, you’llget the picture,” the man who goes by Lone Wolf says. Since many people find laying alien eggs inside oneself arousing, he came up with the idea to create a hollow, phallus-shaped dildo to insert the gelatin eggs. Lone Wolf says the fetishists who like his product are just regular people from all different cultures. In explaining the weird fetish, Lone Wolf says, “It blurs the line of our own humanity to find sexual pleasure with something that is so far from human, and for some, just talking about it gets them wet.”

Feel like indulging your own fetish? Human or alien, we are open to all kinds of kinky stuff here!

Check out more about the alien egg fetish here.

How to Keep Your Wet and Messy Fetish Safe

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If you have a food or sploshing fetish, it’s important to keep it safe when getting all wet and messy with food and other sloppy materials. When rubbing, throwing, and rolling around in different types of messy things, you need to be careful not to let your sloppy good time turn into something unpleasant or painful. So here are some tips for how to keep it safe when sploshing.

  1. Avoid sugary stuff near your pussy
    “Sugar-free foods and syrups are definitely suggested because yeast typically loves sugar,” says Flanigan, a BDSM and kink expert. At the very least, sugary things can cause irritation. This includes honey.
  2. Stay away from gritty textures
    “If your frosting or cakes contain sprinkles, beware. And watch out for strawberries, kiwis, or anything else with little seeds, because those can scratch or hurt you if they get somewhere they shouldn’t be,” says Flanigan. Ouch!
  3. Be careful not to get things in your eyes
    If you’re pouring or throwing things in the face, be sure to wear goggles. Also make sure to wash your eyes afterward.
  4. Be careful when using food as lube
    “The only thing I would suggest as lube would be a food-grade oil, like coconut oil or olive oil,” says another sex expert. Also keep in mind that anything oil-based can break down latex condoms, so stick to a silicone-based lube or water-based lube when using latex.
  5. Be VERY careful with spicy things
    Unless you are incorporating spicy things as a BDSM thing, be very very careful!
  6. Clean up afterward
    If anything gets near your naughty bits, make sure to clean up afterward with regular soap and water. And for the rest of your body, dish soap will work well.

Feel like getting into some wet and messy fun with us? We love getting down and dirty here!

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