NEWS: Disney Princes; A Naked Adventure

Ever wondered if Prince Charming is really the whole package? If Aladdin could take princess Jasmine to a whole new world in the sack as well as on a magic carpet? Or what it would be like to get down with prince Erik under a sea of bed sheets? The staff at Jezebel just had to find out what our favorite Disney male characters were packing underneath their princely garb. They came up with detailed illustrations and descriptions—including dick length, girth, fully erect, etc.—for the male characters erotic portraitures. Here’s some of the highlights:

Prince Charming: Obviously, the perfect man has the perfect cock. Perfect size, perfect girth, rock hard and ready to make dreams come true at the fireplace, glass slipper in hand!best_phone_sex_niteflirt_disneyprinces

Aladdin: He’s got a nice dick and balls just begging for an eager, cool tongue on a hot Arabian night. And like a magic lamp, his cock is ready for a willing hand to rub it till the magic starts.

John Smith: He’s got a huge dick, manly, hairy chest, and he’s waiting to get wild in the woods, with nothing on but his woodsman boots and a smile.

All this talk of Disney princes’ cocks has got us in the mood to make a little sexy magic. Who wants us to throw down our Rapunzel braid for you to scale up the castle wall? We’ve got your happily-ever-after right here…

 

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NEWS: Cosmo’s 28 Mind-Blowing Lesbian Sex Positions

In an awesome and bold move, Cosmopolitan is finally getting on the gay-friendly bandwagon with its new sex position list specifically for women who fuck other women. The list includes 28 hot girl-on-girl positions, with detailed instructions, illustrations, and even a handy rating of how difficult each position is. Some are definitely easier than others, like the Rocket, in which you simply face your partner and straddle her face while she plays with your tits, or the Double Duty, in which you eat her pussy from behind while also occasionally licking her ass. Then there’s the more advanced ones, like the Kinky Jockey, where your partner gets on all fours, you straddle her back like a horse, and then proceed to ride her tailbone—that sounds like it could be dangerous! There’s also Defying Gravity, which is as challenging as it sounds: your partner sits on a chair while you, facing away from her, attempt to essentially do a handstand in the air, sticking your pussy into her face for some kinky up-side down head. Acrobatic! best_phone_sex_niteflirt_cosmolesbianpositions

These sound like a blast, and would certainly add some spice into any lesbian fuck session. We’re glad Cosmo’s starting to get with the times and include other types of sex articles than ones just for hetero-couples. Not to mention how hot those illustrations has got us! Who wants to try them out? We’re up to the Cosmo challenge!

 

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NEWS: The Movie Nudity Master; Mr. Skin

best_phone_sex_niteflirt_mrskinJim McBride, aka, Mr. Skin is famous for his naughty speciality: he can tell you exactly which movie(s) your favorite actress has gotten naked in. That’s right, even the unlikeliest candidates: Marcia Brady showed her tits in Texas Lightning a year after the Brady Bunch ended; Susan Dey from the Partridge Family bared all in First Love. Mr. Skin is the movie nudity maven, with an almost encyclopedic knowledge of nude scenes in movies. He started out tirelessly documenting every nude scene he could find by recording them onto VHS tapes in the 90’s—he’d have his buddies over and watch hours and hours of hot actresses baring it all.

Now he does a lot of radio shows where he flaunts his unique “gift” and works on his very successful website, Mr. Skin.com, that currently has over 25,000 nude actresses chronicled in film or television. In 2014, the most searched actress is Scarlett Johnson (who goes full-frontal in Under the Skin). Miley Cyrus and Selma Hayek are also very popular this year. But Alyssa Milano holds the record for the most searches and page views for the past 15 years.

He says the website celebrates nudity on film, and that they take their job very seriously: they can show you whichever actress you want to see naked, at exactly what minute-mark the actress will get naked, and what she’ll be showing (tits, ass, the money-shot, even just a strip down to bra and panties). And now Mr. Man is in the works to document all the hot male bods baring all on screen.

Who doesn’t love seeing sexy strip-downs? We got your favorite money-shot right here.

Read more about Mr. Skin on the Daily Beast.

 

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August Blowout: And The Winners Are…

The first of our August Blowout contests is in the books and we would like to congratulate our winners! iStock_000017867551REALLYSmall

1st: GlitterGoddess
2nd: Isabella Valentine
3rd: Femdom Life Coach

Really amazing and incredible competition these first two weeks of the month. We are blown away and completely impressed!

The following Flirts also each sold more than $1000 in the first two weeks of August and will receive a $100 bonus:

GlitterGoddess
Isabella Valentine
Femdom Life Coach
Tessa Fields
MOST WANTED
Goddess Lycia
Trance
IvoryDancer

Nicole Dosei
AlleyBaggett

And finally an extra $300 goes to our first two weeks of August grand champion…

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A huge thank you to everyone who participated and made some money for themselves by selling their Goodies in the process.

It’s not over yet! Another competition has already started and concludes at the end of August. Keep selling those Goodies and get your slice of the remaining cash that’s up for grabs!

See you on the 31st!

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NEWS: Unbelievable Japanese Sex Dolls

The Japanese company, Orient Industry, has created sex dolls so life-like it’s hard to tell you’re not fucking a human. The company specializes in creating sex dolls with extremely human-like eyes and skin, to make the kinky experience as realistic as possible. The sex dolls are called “Dutch Wives,” cost a cool $1,500, and if you buy one, the company boasts, you won’t want the real thing ever again. Intrigued?Japan Invents High Tech Realistic Looking Sex Dolls

The sex dolls are made out of the highest quality silicon, and come with their own line of clothing. They are also completely customizable, so you can choose what size tits, what color hair, etc. you most desire. Most impressively, they have moveable joints, which means you can bend the doll into many different dirty positions—doggy style, reverse cowgirl, the possibilities are endless!

We love sex toys, but come on; ain’t nothing like the real thing! We have everything you need right here. Just take a look!

 

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NEWS: The Makeout Project

American photographer Jebediah Johnson’s newest artistic endeavor, the Makeout Project, has him putting on lipstick, kissing hot strangers, and documenting the smudges. Johnson explains in the Guardian that he liked the idea of lipstick marks as a powerful, erotic symbol, and that he also liked the idea of getting to kiss hot strangers he desired. A win-win situation, no? At first, he mostly photographed sexy women he fantasized having lipstick smeared all over their faces and necks. But then he started kissing sexy men, The Makeout Projectwhich lead to unexplored, sultry experiences—lipstick stains on the shirt collar, exciting and unexpected moments of passion in which the subjects would take over.

Some of the portraits can get pretty racy: sexy images of women biting their lips seductively or sensuously looking into the camera as if into a lover’s eyes with whom she’d like to strip naked and overpower right then and there. And when asked if there’s ever an erotic charge between Johnson and his subjects, he says definitely, yes: “A few times it’s got really real for me; there’s some where I was probably like oh that was nice, and they’re thinking oh that was incredible, I don’t know what to do now. The different levels are very interesting.”

What a cool, sexy project! Those lipstick stains all over those eager stranger’s faces is so hot! Who’s hankering for a little naughty lipstick smear on their collar? We’ve got the perfect shade of red right here.

 

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NEWS: Pulse: Revolutionary Male Vibrator

best_phone_sex_niteflirt_hotocopussHot Octopuss’ revolutionary male vibrator, Pulse, has upped the game in male sex toys with its amazing technology. What separates this male stimulator from the billions of other sex toys on the market is the groundbreaking way it gets a guy off. Using oscillations on the frenulum—the connecting tissue between the head and the shaft—it creates maximum stimulation to create unbelievable new levels of pleasure. The oscillating technology has actually already existed in the medical field to help men with spinal cord injuries get their rocks off. Sounds intense!

The way it works is simple: the guy places his cock in the vibrator, which looks like a futuristic, vibrating pussy, turns it on, and strokes it up and down his dick, letting the amazing vibrations bring him to the ultimate climax. It even has a hands free option!

Here at Niteflirt, we are all about incorporating sex toys into the mix for some extra sexy fun! Hot Octopuss is actually looking for testers. We’d certainly like to give it a try—it works great alone or with a partner!

 

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NEWS: Twerk-Bot 1.0; The Booty-Clapping Japanese Robot

In Basement Jaxx’s new video, “Never Say Never,” they unleash never before seen technology in the form of a twerking robot: the Twerk-Bot 1.0. In the video, a Japanese husband and wife team are hard at work mastering the Twerk-Bot in order to “stimulate the world to dance”—for without dance “there is no love,” and without love “there is no passion.” The wife looks at her husband (as if what’s at stake is the very fate of humankind) and says: “You can’t have sex with me until we finish this.”

Better get to work! For 2 years, they test the “anatomically correct” robot-ass to ensure it thrusts at the same speed and intensity as the real, big-bootied women twerking right alongside them. They slap the Twerk-Bot’s ass to test for life-like jiggliness, and won’t rest—or fuck for that matter—until they get it right. As the Twerk-Bot thrusts perfectly up and down with the best of the sexy booty-shakers, they get it all glistening and hot, spraying it down with water, and then it is finally complete. The wife tells her husband they can fuck again, slapping his ass in celebration.

This fun, sexy video put us in the mood for some serious booty-shaking! Want to get down with us? We have the perfect, bounciest jiggle right here!

NEWS: NiteFlirt August Blowout Competition Update

Here’s an update for you all at the midway point of our first August Blowout contest! Just like last May, the NiteFlirt Goody store is jumping! The contest is even closer this time around!

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The list of unique buyers just keeps going up and up and we are loving it! There are so many Flirts that are within striking distance that it is clearly anyone’s competition right now. Here’s a current list of the contest rankings in the forums so you all can see how you are doing so far!

We’ve been saying it since we launched Goodies: you all are selling at an amazing rate! Keep it up! Keep creating and selling! We’ll be giving away a serious amount of cash at the end of August to reward all of your hard work!

Don’t forget that you don’t even have to win any competition at all this month to earn some extra money. NiteFlirt will be giving $100 to every Flirt that sells over $1000 in Goodies between Aug 1 and Aug 15! Every single Flirt. Then we’ll do it all over again for the last two weeks of the month.

There’s more money up for grabs as well! Be sure to check the full contest details for a breakdown.

We’re excited and we hope that you are!

 

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NEWS: How To Master Cybersex, 90’s Style

Remember the days before Snapchat, sexting, and well, Niteflirt, when horny internet patrons had to visit chatrooms to get their freak on? Or when they had to wait for the titillating voice of AOL to announce “You’ve got mail” to get the next raunchy installment of their hot internet trysts? If not, this hilarious video on Found Footage Fest of a 1997 cybersex master will tell you everything you need to know about vintage online fucking.

In the video she promises to teach you how to “reach a cybersex climax.” Her topless tutorial (complete with 90’s jeans) is all about how to master the art of “one handed typing.” In her demonstration, she types—very slowly, on a giant computer—to an eager online partner. She says, “I’m very horny and am looking for some good… (wait for it, there’s at least a ten second delay on her ancient Macintosh) cybersex; are you interested?” The reply: “Yeeesssssss.” Classic.

This bit of 90’s nostalgia makes us so thankful for updated technology. What would we do if we couldn’t make horny online connections in so much faster, hotter, and more interactive ways? Want to meet up for some sexy fun? We’re just a click away.

Check out the video here (the VHS was found at a Michigan thrift store): https://www.foundfootagefest.com/

 

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