Tag: erotic

7 Steamy, Real Fantasies

iStock_cuckold_Double_smallWe’d be willing to bet that everyone has a kinky side—especially when it comes to their fantasies. After all, the brain is the most erotic part of the human body. Here are 7 steamy fantasies from real folks willing to share their naughty side.

  1. “To get railed by my married college professor after class one day. I wanna get picked up and THROWN on his desk (or bent over it). I want papers and pencils to go flying everywhere, all my clothes ripped off.” Hot for teacher!
  2. “Someone walks in while I’m blowing a guy sitting behind his desk, and he’s stuck just trying to talk normally while hoping that person doesn’t realize he’s getting his dick sucked.” Kinky secretary!
  3. “To have a girl eat me out while my boyfriend fucks her. They are in doggy-style while I am on my back watching.” Three’s company!
  4. “I want to have sex in a two-way mirror box in a busy public place, so that me and my partner can see outwards, but everybody else just sees a mirrored box.” Ooh, naughty!
  5. “I want to be on all fours while my mate ‘inspects’ me. Spreading, poking, investigating every crevasse of my body. Inserting things, vibrating when I’m not expecting it.” Sounds like quite the titillating surprise!
  6. “I’m touching her with my fingers in her vagina, and she keeps telling me she wants me deeper in her, and when I get four fingers in I find a spot that makes her feel really good and she is moaning and really into it.” Hot!
  7. “serving a few girls at a party — being the server, wearing only the apron and nothing else, doing whatever the girls tell me to do. Eventually, I’m doing the housework naked and entertaining the girls.” Sounds like every woman’s fantasy!

Want to explore your kinky side? Let’s get naughty at NiteFlirt!

Check out more hot sexual fantasies: https://www.refinery29.com/sexual-fantasies#slide-29

Erotic Carp Calendar Makes Perfect Valentine Gift 

maxresdefaultAre you looking for a Valentine gift for that certain special guy? Do they love fishing and attractive nude women? Well, then we have the perfect gift for you: an erotic carp calendar!

The German company Hendrik Pöhler publishes its Carponizer calendar each year, featuring photos of nude women posing seductively with fish. Here’s a description of the thrilling calendar, as translated from German to English: “Twelve magnificent carp will be presented in 2017 with no less than twelve attractive women according to the theme. The erotic moments are set aesthetically and artistically in the carp calendar 2017 and give the angler a special charm.” Indeed, the photos are a magnificent sight to behold for any “passionate angler and fish lover”—and lucky for you, the calendar is available for purchase on Amazon.

Looking for something erotic this Valentine’s Day? Let’s go fishing!

Check out more about the erotic carp calendar here: https://jezebel.com/i-yet-again-was-not-asked-to-model-for-this-erotic-carp-1790330750

Erotic Murals of Pompeii’s Brothel Showcase Sex Lives of Ancient Romans

volcanoPompeii is well known for being one of several ancient Roman metropolises preserved by the eruption of Vesuvius, a catastrophic volcano in the year 79. What it’s less famous for is its history as a highly sexual culture. The buried city is literally covered with carvings of phalluses—including a bronze chandelier that depicts a flying dick and a mural of Mercury with a massive erection!

And now, new images of an excavated brothel are giving even more clues about the randy shenanigans of the naughty Pompeiians. Historians think the sex acts depicted on the walls of the brothel called “Lupanar of Pompeii” were advertisements to potential clients. They include images of same-sex and opposite-sex couples, since the prostitutes were both men and women. The brothel, which was five stories high and equipped with a balcony where sex workers called down to potential customers in the street, is the only one known in the city. If you can’t get to Pompeii to see the remains of Lupanar in person, tune in to CBC’s The Nature of Things to take a tour through the notorious brothel.

Looking to get into some wild shenanigans yourself? Come get naughty right here!

Check out more about the erotic murals of a Pompeii brothel: https://www.iflscience.com/editors-blog/murals-pompeiis-brothel-showcase-sex-lives-ancient-romans/

Introducing The First Feminist Porn Magazine

Copy-of-Stripper_on_a_Pole_svgFrom the outside, you might think Math Magazine is a sexy looking academic journal. But on the inside, you’ll find an erotic porn magazine hiding in plain sight. It’s the creation of editor-in-chief MacKenzie Peck, who wanted to make a progressive porn publication that was ethical, inclusive, and sexy as hell. “Readers can still have the discovery, the surprise, even that sense of taboo,” Peck said. “But with the knowledge that everything was produced in collaboration with models and using the most ethical practices.”

Another goal of the magazine was to represent a diversity of body types and sex acts, while keeping things nasty: “One of my main focuses is maintaining a high level of quality while continuing to push boundaries in terms of kink and sexuality and unrepresented groups,” said Peck. The second issue of Math embodies these goals perfectly, with a photograph of an elderly couple making out, a fuck fest between three men, and a BDSM sequence involving ropes, harnesses and spankings. At the end of the day, what Peck really wants is for people to get off: “It should inspire you to have an encounter with it, or with someone. Or masturbate.”

Want to get nasty yourself? We can give you all the inspiration you need here!

Check out more about the first feminist porn mag: https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/math-magazine-feminist-porn_us_57ae25b2e4b069e7e50550d6

Vagina Massage is the Latest Craze in Women’s Health

naked beautiful bodyIf you follow GOOP’s new-agey, bougie health column and other health magazines like it, you’ve probably heard of the latest craze in women’s health: vagina massage, aka, yoni massage. And if so, you probably also heard that it is basically an erotic massage—which costs $300! So, we gotta ask: why would you pay someone a boatload of money to get you off when you can just do it yourself?

The Daily Beast reports, “These erotic massages have been around for decades, offered by sensual new-agey masseuses and masseurs in a major metropolis near you. But after a recent women’s health article drew attention the practice, gossip mags and tabloids have declared them a ‘craze’ that is on ‘rise.’” Yoni massages, which are named after the Sanskrit word for “place of birth,” involve just what you’d imagine: the labia majora is rubbed, then the clitoris, and the G-spot, until the woman is brought to orgasm. Several OB/GYN’s have commented that women can easily do this themselves manually, with a vibrator, or with a partner, making the massage not only very expensive but also very unnecessary. So, even if you don’t have $15,000 to buy a gold-plated dildo like Gwyneth Paltrow, women’s doctors are suggesting you just perform your own yoni massages at home for all the same health benefits—and fun!

Need some good lovin’ in your life? You don’t need an expensive, new-agey masseuse for that—come get sensual with us right here!

Check out more about vagina massages here: https://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2016/05/28/the-goop-crowd-s-latest-craze-is-vagina-massage.html

ErotikaLand: World’s First Sex Theme Park

Sculpture resembling sex toy in ParisHave you ever wanted to ride cock-shaped bumper cars? If so, now’s your chance! Entrepreneurs in Brazil are hoping to open ErotikaLand, the world’s first adults-only theme park. Due to open in 2018, guests can enjoy an erotic museum, a nudist pool, and a ‘7D’ cinema with vibrating seats!

Though you can’t actually fuck at the park, there will be a motel on the premises for guests to, um, unwind after a thrilling day. Other really cool features will include a “train of pleasure” with go-go boys and girls, a “sex playground” with water slide, bumper cars shaped like genitalia, and a snack bar selling aphrodisiacs. Some critics in Brazil are against the sex park because they believe it would attract “debauched individuals.” The park investors argue that ErotikaLand would create hundreds of jobs and, at $100 a ticket, would bring in lots of money to a region in desperate need of tourism. We say, as long as everyone keeps their arms and legs (and everything else!) inside of the ride at all times, let the fun begin!

Looking for a wild ride yourself? Any and all “debauched individuals” are welcome!

Check out more about ErotikaLand here: https://www.thegailygrind.com/2016/05/07/you-will-soon-be-able-to-ride-penis-shaped-bumper-cars-at-worlds-first-sex-theme-park/

Vibrating Erotic E-Books Are Sure to Create Some Buzz

Reading erotica to get off is nothing new. And while erotic e-books is pretty recent, this new invention is definitely the latest in buzz-worthy sex toys: vibrating E-books! A French start-up is marketing a blue-tooth enabled vibrator that connects to an erotic E-book. During the racy parts, you simply tap the screen or shake the device to get the vibrator’s motors going!

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As one person on social media said, “Well this will put a brand new spin on Book Club.” Indeed! What a great way to give women incentive to catch up on their reading and their self-love. Maybe the start-up should expand this invention to all books—who wouldn’t want an orgasm at the end of every chapter?! Orgasmic literature—it’s the way of the future!

Looking for something stimulating to get your motor going? Let us put the buzz into your life right here!

Check out more about vibrating erotica here: https://www.huffingtonpost.com/roz-warren/erotic-e-books-ill-read-w_b_9661644.html

This Artist is Bringing Psychedelic Sex to Instagram

best_phone_sex_niteflirt_vagina_wiiFrom far away, Bay Area artist Alphachanneling’s work looks like an innocuous jungle of psychedelic shapes and colors. But when you look closer, you see the erotic, sensual images teeming within. Although the artist’s style is almost like what you’d see in a children’s book, his images are anything but innocent: a couple sixty-nining; a woman straddling her lover’s face; a man pleasuring a giant flower (check out the images below).

The dream-like, psychedelic images seem to come straight from the artist’s subconscious. In his drawing which he titled “lovers cumming hard,” a man and a woman are shown fucking amongst bright flowers, their climaxing bodies open as petals. Some of Alphachanneling’s influences include indigenous art, Robert Crumb’s drawings, BDSM, and Federico Fellini’s dream journals. No wonder, then, that the work depicts fantasies involving mass orgies, cumming in bright bursts of colors and shapes, and so many other lush, erotic natural pleasures.

In the mood to live out one of your fantasies? We’ll be waiting for you in the Dream Garden of Earthly Delights!

Check out the artist’s psychedelic erotic art here: https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/meet-the-erotic-artist-bringing-psychedelic-sex-to-instagram_us_56d0a21ee4b03260bf76b3ef

The Best/Worst Sexts Ever

Sometimes, when you’re right in the middle of getting your sext on, foibles can happen that might, well, ruin the mood. Autocorrect failures, erotic messages lost in translation, and yes, even those dreaded, WTF, boner-killing come-ons. So here we present for your amusement and pleasure the most ridiculous, hilarious, and horrifying sexts ever:

  1. “I know I’m not the most handsome guy, but I bet I’d look a lot better with your pussy juice all over my face.”
    Did that one actually work? If so, bravo.
  2. “I want to massage every square part of your body.”
    Square parts? Nobody wants to see anyone else’s square parts, whatever those are.
  3. “I can’t wait to see you later and mash my crotch against your face.”
    That just sounds scary. And dangerous.
  4. Post-masturbation pic with caption: “Cloudy with a chance of rain.”
    Hello, this is your local weatherman bringing you the latest update: looks like cloudy with a chance of DEAR LORD MY BONER’S GONE.
  5. Her: “Does my pussy taste good? Is it the best you’ve ever tasted?”
    Him: “Tastes like chicken.”
    Colonel Sanders, is that you?
  6. “I just need it! It’s like I’m a diabetic and there’s insulin in your ass and I have to get it with my tongue!”
    Sexting red alert! This is a medical emergency!
  7. “Love to bend you over an airport bench and fuck your brains out.”
    Hm, never thought of that before when fantasizing about sex in public…
  8. Her: “Morning.”
    Him: “Is it bad sometimes I feel like I have a big dick to make up for how fucked up everything else is.”
    Well, at least he’s grateful for what he’s got?

Wow, those were truly awful—and also completely amazing! Want to have some naughty fun with us? We promise not to mash anything against your face or ask you to massage our square parts!

Check out more hilarious sexts here or share with us your worst sexts by joining our conversation @NiteFlirt on Twitter!

China Cracks Down on Strippers—at Funerals

Screen Shot 2015-06-03 at 3.11.13 PMAlthough China is known for its conservative attitude toward sex, the Asian country’s latest crackdown on the sex industry is something that some people might find justified. It seems that Chinese authorities are getting tough on a bizarre and mind-bogglingly popular event at funerals: strippers. Yes, that was not a typo—exotic dancers are frequently hired to perform at funerals in rural China.

It seems that strippers are a way to honor the deceased in a ceremony that is considered by loved ones to be a show of respect. The strippers are paid great sums of money since they are supposed to attract more mourners—including children and people of all ages! Apparently, the erotic entertainment is not only a great send off for the departed being honored but also a good time for everyone involved. Even though stripping is (unfortunately) illegal in China, the fact remains—these mourners sure know how to party!

Feel like having a good time yourself? We are all about erotic partying right here!

Check out some pictures and footage of strippers at funerals here!