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7 Best/Worst Lines From ‘Fifty Shades of Grey’ Author’s New Erotic Book

SexyvictoriaX02Author of “Fifty Shades of Grey,” E.L. James, just unveiled her new erotic book—and it’s proving to be just as filthy as the now infamous BDSM one. The 512-page “orgasm opus” is written from the perspectives of both wealthy horn-dog Trevelyan and the 23-year-old virgin Demachi, and it’s every bit as raunchy as you’d expect from the writer. Here are the best/worst lines from the book:

  1. “She tastes of lipstick and Jägermeister — an intriguing combination.”
  2. “She was some nameless fuck who moaned a great deal both in and out of bed.”
  3. “She gasps, and it’s a call to my bursting dick.”
  4. “She’s standing in the hall. Eyes wide. Clutching a broom. Naked.”
  5. ‘Sorry.’ She giggles and opens the gun. ‘Can I have another shoot?’”
  6. “Fuck. A. Duck.”
  7. “Her hips are flexing in that age-old beat, and her legs stiffen beneath me.”

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Check out more about E.L. James’ new erotic book: https://nypost.com/2019/04/16/fifty-shades-of-grey-author-e-l-james-unveils-new-book-the-mister/

Marlon Brando Was Better In Bed Than Elvis, According to Rita Moreno

best_phone_sex_fifty_shades_of_grey.jpgIt seems Elvis Presley might not have been The King in the bedroom. While the rock legend had all the lustiest moves on stage with his swinging hips and curled lip, he didn’t bring the same erotic energy to sex, according to actress Rita Moreno. Moreno compared sex with Elvis to Marlon Brando, saying “[Brando] slayed me good ’cause he was the king of everything. Eeeeeeverything.”

“He was the king of movies … he was really one of the most sexual men on Earth. It was one of those very tempestuous love affairs,” she added. Moreno had an on-again-off-again relationship with Brando for eight years, but started fucking Elvis to make Brando jealous. Moreno confessed her sex life with Presley paled in comparison to her ardor with Brando, explaining “That’s like a 2-year-old and the king.”

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Check out more about Rita Moreno’s sex life: https://pagesix.com/2018/05/11/rita-moreno-marlon-brando-was-better-than-elvis-in-bed

4 Erotic Podcasts For Your Listening Pleasure

Screen Shot 2015-08-06 at 4.12.01 PMSometimes the best porn is meant to be heard, not seen. Yes, you can listen to explicit X-rated content, and it’s surprisingly easy, thanks to podcasts. Here are 4 erotic podcasts that will definitely get you hot and bothered.

  1. SwingercastTune in to listen to naughty hosts Allie and John describe their sexual adventures with other swingers. As Refinery29 says, “You’ll get a crash course in foursomes, double penetration, open relationships, and what the life of a swinger couple really looks like.”
  2. Bawdy StorytellingErotic stories are never hotter than when they involve real sex. On each episode, host Dixie De La Tour shares real-life sex stories submitted by listeners who perform “their own stories of love, lust, and feeling funny in your bathing suit area.” Ooh la la!
  3. Kiss Me QuickListen to The Sexy Librarian read hot erotic fiction. The stories contain graphic sex scenes told in vivid detail for your enjoyment.
  4. Guys We FuckedIt’s known as “the anti-slut shaming podcast” for good reason. Each episode, the hosts interview a different guy they’ve fucked in hopes of making “the world a more sex-positive place…one candid story of intercourse at a time.” We salute you!

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Check out more of the best erotic podcasts: https://www.refinery29.com/best-erotic-podcasts#slide-7

There Are Sex Dolls You Can ‘Try Before You Buy’

NSFW Girls UnawareA businessman in the UK is letting customers take his sex dolls for a “test drive.” While he sells realistic sex dolls on the internet, he allows customers to pay £50 to have sex with one for half an hour. His “try before you buy” scheme seems to be working so far, with clients using a private room containing a bed where the doll, wearing a negligee, awaits.

“Once you realise you’re performing an act with somebody or something that has no judgement of you whatsoever, that is quite a freedom and that’s a developing freedom that a lot of our customers experience,” he says of having sex with the dolls. He assures customers that his used dolls are “clean as can be,” with each one going though a one-hour to five-hour cleaning process. While he doesn’t run a sex doll brothel—in fact, there aren’t any known ones in the UK—he hasn’t ruled out the idea.

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Check out more about trying sex dolls before buying them: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5292673/Sex-doll-business-offers-try-buy-scheme.html

Bad Sex Award 2017 Shortlist

cup-1010916_1920It’s that time again—the Bad Sex in Fiction Award! This is the prize that goes to the most cringe-worthy sex writing in literature. From avalanches to a frosty encounter on the beach, get ready for the Bad Sex 2017 shortlist.

1. The Destroyers by Christopher Bollen
“On the stone porch, in the hot, mountain air, we grapple with our clothing, which, in the darkness, becomes as complicated as mountaineering gear. Her black shirt around her neck, mine unbuttoned, our shorts and underwear slid to our ankles, we seem to be moving at avalanche speed and also, unfortunately, with avalanche precision.” Yes, sex is exactly like…an avalanche?

2. Mother of Darkness by Venetia Welby
“Light filters in from the ravaging streaks of the dawn. It splits into fragments of every hue the world has hidden as it strikes the prism of their shelter. Tera’s eyes expand and reflect, crystal orbs of time and space. She moans in colours as he pushes the white dress away and beyond the angelic flesh, luminescent against the damp, mossy bed.” Wow—other-worlderly. In a bad way.

3. The Future Won’t Be Long by Jarett Kobek
“We made love and we had sex and we had sex and we made love. But reader, again, I implore. Mistake me not. I am not your Pollyanna, I am not your sweet princess. We fucked, we fucked, we fucked, we fucked, we fucked, we fucked.” Just. Wow.

4. War Cry by Wilbur Smith (with David Churchill)
“‘I’m going to have you now,’ Leon said. He led her back up the beach to where the sand was dry. Then he took off his coat, placed it on the ground and she lay down upon it. ‘Christ!’ he muttered, placing himself on top of her. ‘It’s bloody cold. I might get frostbite on my cock.’” She gave a low purring laugh. ‘Silly man. Why don’t you put it somewhere hot?’” Definitely not hot.

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Check out more of the Bad Sex Award shortlist: https://www.theguardian.com/books/2017/nov/23/bad-sex-award-2017-shortlist-the-contenders-in-quotes

Showtime Airs New Show About LA’s Most Exclusive Sex Club

14305250_1036722643111073_2706013575504088128_oShowtimes’s eight-part series, Naked SNCTM, takes viewers inside Los Angeles’ most elite sex club. The show follows the club’s founder as he hosts masquerades, private soirees, and erotic classes for the rich and famous. Annual membership costs between $12,000 and $75,000 for members to enjoy burlesque, erotic theater, and BDSM play.

The dress code is black-tie with men in tuxedos and women in either evening attire or lingerie. Privacy is extremely important—cell phones are banned and everyone is required to wear masks on entry. The club’s founder said some members attend parties to learn “how to give better [pleasure]” while others see it as a place “for primal urges to be explored.”

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Check out more about Showtimes’s risque new show: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4931108/New-delves-elite-Beverly-Hills-sex-club-SNCTM.html

Bandits Reportedly Execute Largest Sex Toy Heist In History

best_phone_sex_niteflirt_dildosGermany is shocked to learn of a sex toy heist believed to be the largest ever in history. According to the NY Post, bandits “gave a vibrator company the shaft” recently when they snatched nearly $57,000 in erotic goods from a Berlin-based sex trade show. Fun Toys London, who was robbed at the Venus Exhibition, posted on Facebook that it was “the largest recorded theft of sex toys in history.”

The violated sex toy company had passed out samples of kinky treats at the convention, packing the leftovers in boxes at the end of the event. But when they returned to pick them up the next day, they discovered all the boxes empty and the sex toys ransacked. Fun Toys makes a range of sex toys for women and men with the slogan “Orgasm Delivery.” With any luck, the sex toy company will get to see the bandits’ O-face—when they get caught.

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Here’s more about the largest sex toy heist in history: https://nypost.com/2017/10/20/bandits-execute-largest-sex-toy-heist-in-history/

‘Sex Witch’ Casts Spells To Enhance Orgasms

pumpkinA former stripper has traded in exotic dancing for erotic spell-casting. Shaney Marie now makes a living coaching people on pagan eroticism, which uses spells to boost orgasms. As a pagan priestess, she practices the art of erotic witchcraft, and teaches ‘magic sexuality’ all across the world.

“Sex witchery involves using ancient pagan ways of being to unlock greater pleasure pathways,” explains Shaney. Her clients are taught rituals like praying at love-altars, erotic dance workshops and using crystals and sex toys to heighten sexual climaxes. She also casts spells, known as sex magic, to help people reach new heights, spiritually and sexually.

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Check out more about the sex witch: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-4849744/Ex-stripper-professional-sex-witch-teaches-orgasm-spells.html

5 Tips From Phone-Sex Operators To Up Your Dirty Talk

Phone sex is hot. Whether you’re in a long distance relationship or just want someone to talk dirty to you, phone sex is an extremely fun and erotic way to get off—after all, the brain is the biggest sexual organ in the body. Here are detailed tips from professional phone-sex operators to help you perfect your dirty-talk game.

  1. Indulge in your fantasies
    One of the best things about phone sex is that you can really explore your fantasies. Try to set the scene with sensory details—imagine you’re telling your partner a sexy story; you want it to be super vivid.
  2. Plan beforehand
    Setting a phone sex date lets you get your head in the game. “It opens up an opportunity to talk about what you might want to explore, what phrases or words turn you on, and how to signal that you’re ready for phone sex to be over.”
  3. Read an erotic story
    This will let you say dirty things without the pressure of having to actually come up with them yourself.
  4. Don’t rush it
    Phone sex is the ultimate tease. You’re describing every touch and movement, so take your time and let the pressure build. It will drive your partner wild!
  5. Make sure your language is action-oriented
    “Shove that, shake those, grab and hold and twist, push it in, push it in — way in,” says a phone-sex operator. “That purr in your voice will be even breathier and insistent when you ask if [they] want you to spread wider, or clamp down like a vise.” Hot!

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Check out more tips from phone-sex operators about how to talk dirty: https://www.refinery29.com/2016/07/116151/phone-sex-tips-how-to-talk-dirty#slide-13

The World’s First Naked Barber Will Satisfy All Your Fetish Needs

best_phone_sex_niteflirt_hotdude2If you’ve been looking for an erotic experience you won’t soon forget and a good barber who’ll shave your balls, we’ve got the guy for you. Rickard Savvy, aka, “The Naked Barber,” is a qualified beautician who’s adding a little kink to your usual grooming routine. “The sensation of having someone else [shaving my balls] is quite an erotic experience and it is quite arousing,” says one satisfied customer.

The Naked Barber provides all your fetish grooming needs and will get naked right along with you. He throws you in a BDSM sling, and then gets you into various erotic positions like doggy style to shave all those hard to reach places. He says a lot guys get turned on by a straight-razor shave or a scrotum shave, but in general, his fetish clients—gay and straight men, and women—just like the kinky experience.

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Check out more about the Naked Barber: https://www.thegailygrind.com/2014/08/19/worlds-first-naked-barber-will-totally-shave-balls-sling-nsfw/