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The ancient Mayans were a creative and innovative people. Who knew this was true whenit came to their sex positions! These hot Mayan hammock sex positions will make you want to go right out and buy a hammock (and put your old Kama Sutra book back on the shelf for a while). Here are some favorites:

1. The jaguar positionThe guy gets comfortable lying on his back while his lady straddles his dick, her ass facing him in reverse cowgirl, as he plays with her asshole. This is bound to make her purr like a jaguar!
2. The dog positionThis is basically 69 in a hammock—sounds fun!
3. The vulture positionThe guy sits up-right while his lady lies on her back in the opposite end of the hammock, legs tucked up to his chest as he fucks her, using the hammock to aid in the natural rocking motion.
4. The wind positionDude lies under the hammock while his lady straddles his face, holding on to the hammock for support. Sexy and windswept!
5. The lizard positionNow the dude lies back comfortably in the hammock while his lady gets down on her knees to give him head. I guess that’s why hammocks are so relaxing?
6. The serpent positionThis one looks a little tricky—it’s pretty much like scissoring in a hammock. Those Mayans sure were advanced!
7. The rabbit positionHere both partners stand up while fucking, holding on to the hammock and each other for support. As the Mayans said: “Be fruitful and multiple like rabbits!”
8. The water positionThis one is a bit like the wind position, except the lady spreads her legs wide as a valley so her man, crouched down very low in front of her, can “drink” her pussy. Those mayans sure know how to appreciate the beauty of nature!

How cool that they were the first inventors of the sex swing! Who wants to connect with this ancient civilization by trying out their sex positions? Those kinky Mayans really put us in the mood for some swinging action!

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In December 1953, Hugh Hefner released the first issue of Playboy. It featured the infamous Marilyn Monroe, and not surprisingly, the issue quickly sold out. Playboy went on to become the iconic magazine it is today, and to celebrate its 60^th anniversary, the Daily Beast compiled 35 of the sexiest covers in the magazine’s history. Here are some of highlights:

1. April 1969: Lorna HopperOne of the top-selling issues of all time features Hopper, the sexy girl-next-door type, wearing nothing but a tie and a flirtatious smile. At the time, the photo was considered subversive because it challenged traditional gender roles. Right on!
2. July 1970: Joan BaezThe unparalleled folk singer bared all in this racy issue. On the cover, she’s submerged in water, mermaid-blue, and covering just the tops of her perfectly buoyant breasts!
3. October 1971: Darine SternShe was the first African American to grace the cover: fully nude, sporting a big afro, luscious legs dangling from a Playboy bunny chair.
4. September 1979: Women of the Ivy LeagueThis controversial cover featured several young women from Ivy league schools posing in a faux college newspaper shot.
5. March 1980: Bo DerekFollowing her infamous film 10, the sultry Bo Derek graced this issue in a fringe bikini (and very hard nipples). Obviously, it was a top-seller.
6. October 1989: Pamela AndersonTwo months after she appeared on a jumbotron in a tight-fitting t-shirt at a Canadian baseball game, Pamela Anderson was on the cover of Playboy. Thus began a long and fruitful career as one of the magazine’s most popular nude models.
7. June 1993: Anna Nicole Smith She appeared for the first time in this issue, looking very Marilyn Monroe-esque in a sexy black and white spread. She was then named playmate of the year, and landed a modeling contract with Guess?, and multiple movie roles.
8. April 2003: Carmen ElectraShe’s one of the most prominently featured women in Playboy history. She has many covers before this one, but her nude rocker photo here is one of her best—and sexiest.

Happy anniversary, Playboy! Let’s celebrate all those sexy, naked women together—by getting naked together!

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Grant Meyers works as a foley artist—the person who does ambient sound in films—for porn. He loves what he does, and is passionate about capturing erotic sounds to enhance the hot, x-rated scenes in adult films. He is also a parody, and a hilarious one at that. Here’s some of the highlights of the porn sound guy trying to replicate sex noises in daily life (check out the video below):

1. Porn sound guy at the park, capturing the squeaking and grunting sounds of a hard-bodied dude doing pull-ups (think bed-springs bouncing and vigorous thrusting).
2. Squeezing globs of aloe-vera into a tupperware—we’ll let you decide what that sounds like.
3. Wiggling a giant banana back-and-forth into a bowl of jello (surprisingly life-like! Perhaps like a wet pussy getting finger-fucked).
4. Slapping a giant slab of baby back ribs with the side of a hammer (it really does sound like skin slapping)
5. Flicking a few slices of deli meat together (no joke; it sounds like a tongue fucking/licking a pussy)
6. Quickly pulling and slapping a rubber balloon (again, sounds like skin slapping).
7. Hitting the palm of his hand on the end of a plunger (seriously sounds like hard-core deep fucking).

To quote porn sound guy: “I like to think I’m the one doing the touching. The sound is the vibration, and that’s contact from one person to another.” True enough!

Even though this hilarious video’s a fake, all that slapping and grunting put us in the mood for the real thing. We have the best sex-sounds right here!

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In something straight out of sci-fi (or, possibly, a hoax), a Florida woman claims to have had a third breast surgically implanted. 21-year-old Jasmine Tridevil says she spent $20,000 in plastic surgery for a third tit in the middle of her chest. She explains that after calling 50 or 60 plastic surgeons, and after signing a non-disclosure statement, she finally found a doctor willing to do the strange surgery. The extra boob comes with a nipple and areola, which were tattooed.

Tridevil claims she had the surgery in order to make herself “less attractive to men” and because she doesn’t want to date anymore. But it is more likely that she had the surgery for fame—in fact, the Total Recall-esque woman is now rumored to have her very own reality show, and she’s appearing on the Jimmy Kimmel show and in Vice magazine. And while she claims she isn’t interested in attention for her looks, she has been posting racy pictures of herself on social media wearing skimpy, latex bikinis and tight fitting lycra mini-dresses which show off her ample three bosoms. Let’s be honest: there are plenty of people who would find three boobs erotic and freaky hot.

Whatever turns you on, right? In the mood for something a bit unusual yourself? We don’t have three tits, but we’re confident we can fulfill all your strangest and dirtiest fantasies.

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Update: Turns out this story is a fake!

Today’s sex tip on Mytinysecrets.com is called “The Pussy-Licking-Guide for Evolved People in 15 Magical Steps.” The guide is meant to instruct head-enthusiasts on some mind-blowing tips to keep your lady satisfied. Because let’s face it, good head equals a satisfied lady who will never want to let you go. Here’s some tips:

1. Tell her how hot her body makes youEvery woman wants to be told how sexy you find her, and how you can’t wait to taste and feel her. This will ensure that she feels comfortable and confident when you get down between her legs.
2. Lick her pussy all over—locate her clitOnce you’ve got her all warmed up, petting and stroking her pussy and telling her how hot it makes you, begin to lick her pussy, gently pulling apart the lips, spreading her pussy up until you locate her clit. Gently lick her clit—this is the equivalent of a male’s foreskin; very sensitive and full of erroneous nerve endings.
3. Whenever you touch her pussy, make sure your finger is wetBecause a lady’s pussy is oh so sensitive, never touch it without moistening your finger—you can do this with lube, your saliva, or her own juices.
4. Start out slowYou’ll want to work up to applying more pressure with your tongue and mouth on her clit, otherwise it could be too intense. Same thing with your finger; only use one finger at first, and fuck her with it nice and slow, until you can tell by her increased moans and hip motions that she’s ready for more.
5. Kiss her gently, then harderUse your tongue to spread her pussy and your hands to spread her legs wide. Then kiss her clit gently, then harder. This will make her go wild with pleasure—but again, not too much too soon, which can make her get twitchy.
6. Tongue fuck herThis feels great since it teases the hell out of her right at the moment she wants the most attention given to her clit. Alternate tongue-fucking her and licking her clit hard (which should be like a tiny pearl because she’s so turned on), pressing into her skin.
7. Work the tip of her icebergGently pull the pussy lips away and flick your tongue quickly against the clit. Her legs will start to shudder. Then, when you sense she’s getting close to cumming, make your lips into an O and take her clit into your mouth. She’ll go wild!
8. Fuck her with two fingersThis will intensify her pleasure. Be sure to do this while still focusing on her clit. This works because a woman is extremely sensitive at the roof of her pussy—this is what you rub up against when you’re fucking her. So think of your fingers as you would your cock—they will have to do the fucking.
9. Don’t let go of her clit when she’s cummingFor heaven’s sake, hang in there for the duration! When she starts to come down, press your tongue along the underside of the clit, leaving your lips covering the top. Move your fingers slowly, gently inside her (where they should be already)—things are extremely sensitive for her right now, so be gentle—but don’t stop!

Follow this guide and your lady is going to love you—and love fucking you!—forever. Eager to practice these steps on a partner? Here at Niteflirt, we are always willing participants!

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The Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation is currently funding research to create the next generation condom that will change the way the world experiences safe sex. Even though condoms are great, they sometimes get a bad rap, mainly because they can decrease the sensation and pleasure during sex. So at UW, a team of engineers, scientists, and biologists are hard at work trying to invent a more pleasurable condom that will look, act, and feel more natural. Here’s what they’re working on:

They want to replace latex with a similar material that will have a more skin-like quality. That is, wet, self-lubricated, and very soft—sounds like the real deal to us! They’re currently testing this material for pleasure, strength and elasticity, and safety against STD’s and preventing pregnancy. They’re hopeful they can pull it off, and that this will change the world in terms of better, sexier safe-sex options. The future is now!

Here at Niteflirt, we are all about pleasurable sex and staying protected! Want to practice safe, fun sex with us? We sure do!

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This week’s animated x-rated comic series by Oh Joy Sex Toy is a sexy yet practical guide for couples wanting to try out a three-way. Here’s a summary (though you really need to check out the hot, graphic illustrations at the end of our blog):

Perhaps you’ve noticed that fucking just one person may not be the most effective when it comes to double-penetration, fucking a member of the same sex (or vice versa), or engaging in several sex acts at the same time, i.e., the famous Eiffel Tower (giving a blowjob while also getting fucked from behind—oh, the French and their sexy ways!). While many couples think a three-way might complicate their relationship or create jealousy, it might also be a way to spice up your usual sex routine. Maybe it’s something you’ve always fantasized about, maybe there’s a sex act your partner isn’t game for. Whatever the reason, a threesome can become a way to try something new, fun, and well, super hot, together! 

So, step 1: have a conversation! What do you want to try? What don’t you want to try? What’s off limits (i.e., no fucking, just finger penetration and oral)? Should the third be a stranger or someone we know? You get the idea. Now that you have a plan, congratulations! You’re ready to move on to Step 2: finding someone for your steamy ménage à trois. After you do, Step 3: talk to that person. Discuss with her/him what you already discussed together—before the fucking commences—to make sure they’re okay with it all. They are? Congratulations! Step 4: you’re ready to get your group freak on! Don’t forget protection, and have a great time!

As the old saying goes: good things cum in three! Dying to try some sexy, group action yourself? We love making all your fantasies become a reality!

Check out the threeway comic here: Oh Joy Sex Toy: How to Rock a Threeway | Bitch Media