Tag: Erection

Couples Are Erecting Xmas Trees In The Bedroom To Perk Up Their Sex Lives

Frisky couples are finding multiple purposes for their Xmas trees this year. In a recent survey conducted by a gardening company, one in six customers put trees in their bedroom to get them in the mood. Experts say the sight of its green prickles and smell of pine is the ultimate turn-on.

One female customer said, “My boyfriend was dead against a tree in the bedroom but I said we could stay in bed all day on Christmas and that won him over.” The gardening company’s director explained: “It connects us with nature and reminds us of our earliest ancestors who slept and made love in the outdoors.” As a male respondent said, “This is my favorite—as they say happy wife, happy life.”

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Check out more about horny couples putting Xmas trees in the bedroom: https://nypost.com/2021/12/06/couples-are-erecting-christmas-trees-in-the-bedroom-to-perk-up-their-love-lives/

Thousands Sign Up For Dinky One, Dating Site For Men With Small Dicks

Dinky One, a niche dating app dedicated to men with smaller penises, has turned out to be a really big deal. When it launched, the UK-based dating site attracted around 33,000 members (pun intended) within two days, with a fifth of men joining identifying as gay or bisexual – although it’s open to all genders and sexualities. While the site aims to make men more comfortable and tackle the stigma around the issue, it’s also geared towards women who prefer a smaller dick.

The idea of a smaller manhood appeals to women who enjoy an element of control in the bedroom: one woman said, “Being a dominant woman, the idea of man with a small dick really appeals. I don’t want to have him on me, asserting his authority.” She adds, “He should be pleasing me orally or with toys. If he does a good job then I will let him orgasm, but only under my terms.” Another woman said she doesn’t enjoy sex with a man whose dick is bigger than 4 inches: “In the past have had to resort to oral but miss that close intimacy of sex,” she explained in a testimonial on the site.

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Check out more about Dinky One: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-8880879/Size-DOESNT-matter-Dating-site-men-small-penises-helps-endowed-males-love.html

Man’s 12-Hour Erection Possibly Caused By Too Much Weed

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It turns out toking up might mean you can’t get it down. A man was recently treated twice in one month for prolonged erections that may have been caused by marijuana use. The first time the man’s boner lasted 12 hours after getting high; two weeks later it lasted for six hours.

Doctors diagnosed the man with priapism, or an erection that lasts more than four hours and is not related to sexual activity. The care-giving team said the otherwise-healthy man admitted to getting high several nights per week, which included a two-hour period of getting those tough-to-soften hard-ons. “Marijuana is a vasodilator so it could lead to over-dilation of the penile vessels,” says a urologist. They add, “Everything here is hypothetical until validated by research.”

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Check out more about a man’s 12-hour erections that might be weed-related: https://nypost.com/2020/02/21/mans-painful-12-hour-erection-possibly-caused-by-too-much-weed/

Man Hospitalized With ‘3-Day Erection’ After Taking Bull Sex Stimulant

viagraA man didn’t want any bull when it came to fucking—unfortunately, that meant he had an erection that lasted three days. He was hospitalized in Mexico after taking a sexual stimulant “used for breeding bulls.” Sources report that the man took the drugs with the intention of having a “successful sexual encounter with a young woman of 30 years.”

According to the hospital, the man had purchased the pills in Veracruz, Mexico, where farmers used the pills to encourage mating between their cattle. The man underwent emergency surgery but there have been no updates on his health since the procedure. Hopefully the man learned a valuable lesson about being the punchline in a cock and bull story—literally.

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Check out more about a man being hospitalized with a 3-day erection after taking a sexual stimulant intended for bulls:https://nypost.com/2020/01/13/man-hospitalized-with-3-day-erection-after-taking-bull-sex-stimulant/

Pelvic Floor Exercises Could Stop Premature Ejaculation, Study Says

inflatable-tubeNew research suggests that pelvic floor exercises could help around three-quarters of men battling with common sexual issues like premature ejaculation. Experts say strengthening the muscles around the bladder and penis could boost men’s performance in the bedroom. In the first study of its kind, researchers analyzed data from 650 men who used pelvic floor exercises, and the results were impressive.

They found 47 percent of patients with impotence issues found the exercises had worked. While a huge 83 percent of men admitted it had helped them with premature ejaculation. Traditional treatments for erectile dysfunction and premature ejaculation revolve around lifestyle changes and drugs, such as Viagra. While further trials are needed to confirm whether pelvic floor exercises are an effective treatment for both conditions, researchers say the study is promising.

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Check out more about how pelvic floor exercises could help with sexual issues for men: https://nypost.com/2019/05/17/men-could-stop-premature-ejaculation-by-doing-pelvic-floor-exercises-study-says/

German Man Gets Giant 9-Pound Dick With Penis Enlargements

best_phone_sex_niteflirt_lab_penisA gay German man has taken his desire for a bigger dick to the extreme. He’s undergone so many silicone injections to enlarge his cock that it now weighs a staggering 7.5 to 9.5 pounds, and is around 3.5 inches wide and 9 inches long (check out images below). “I can’t say exactly how much it weighs, I just know that my kitchen scale, which shows up to 6.6lb, hasn’t been enough for a while,” he told Vice.

His dick is so big that he can no longer have normal erections or casual sex, since going to town on another man requires “some foreplay,” to put it mildly. “But there are other things you can do with it,” he explains. “You just have to free yourself from established roles and ideas about sex and be ready to play.” He says that he decided to enlarge his penis because he was intrigued by shaping and changing his body. It’s fair to say he’s exceeded his wish…and then some.

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Check out more about the man with the 9-pound dick: https://thegailygrind.com/2015/04/11/gay-german-dude-gets-giant-penis-enlargement-now-says-its-too-big-for-sex/

 

Monogamy Killed The Penis Bone In Humans, New Research Suggests

best_phone_sex_niteflirt_cocks_on_filmEven though we call erections “boners,” ironically, human men don’t actually have penis bones. For decades scientists have wondered why, but a new study might finally answer the mystery. As it turns out, monogamy killed the penis bone.

The study ultimately discovered “a clear [relationship] between the bone’s length and a species’ promiscuity: more promiscuous species had longer bacula,” writes The Economist. And the longer the penis bone, the more likely a man would keep the female away from his competition while he impregnated her. “What scientists now theorize is that humans lost their penis bones when monogamy became prevalent, about 1.9 million years ago. They no longer had the pressing need to keep away the competition by fucking for a long time,” reports Gizmodo. So there you have it, guys—you lost your dick bone, but gained true love.

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Check out more about how monogamy killed the penis bone: https://gizmodo.com/new-research-suggests-monogamy-killed-the-penis-bone-in-1790075764

‘Boner Coffee’ Recalled By FDA For Containing Viagra-Like Ingredient

viagraA Texas-based coffee company issued a nationwide recall of its instant coffee after the FDA found it contained a natural ingredient comparable to what’s found in Viagra. The FDA discovered it contained Desmethyl Carbodenafil, a chemical similar to Viagra’s active ingredient Sildenaful. The “undeclared ingredient may interact with nitrates found in some prescription drugs, such as nitroglycerin, and may lower blood pressure to dangerous levels,” the FDA said in a statement.

According to the FDA, “New of Kopi Jantan Tradisional Natural Herbs Coffee” also contained other undeclared ingredients such as milk, which could cause a serious or life-threatening allergic reaction if consumed by someone with a severe lactose allergy. It seems the coffee was promoted as a “male enhancement” product online—until the FDA put an end to the best part of waking up!

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Check out more about the ‘boner coffee’ recall: https://www.thegailygrind.com/2017/08/09/boner-coffee-recalled-fda-containing-viagra-like-ingredient/

7 Strange Things Humans Used To Think About Sex

Humans have had some very strange beliefs about sex throughout history. From using sparrow brains as a kind of Viagra to beliefs about fucking in the afterlife, there have been some pretty out there myths about sex. Here are the weirdest ones (check out more below).9876280146_6533018f8a_z

  1. Erections were caused by flatulence
    The Roman physician Galen thought that erections were caused by “wind” inflating the penis, so basically any foods that made you gassy were considered aphrodisiacs.
  2. Period sex could drain the “lifeblood” from men
    Guess there were no blood hounds back in the day…
  3. Nobility thought their purity would be marred by any kind of sexual activity in the air
    Apparently, people believed that sex could permeate the air and make it unclean. One supreme pontiff barred people from fucking while he was in town, just in case.
  4. If you had sex and then rode a horse, bad things would happen
    I will just leave the full Westermarck quote for you all: “If a person who is sexually unclean rides a horse, another holy animal, the horse will probably get sores on its back, and the rider will tumble down, or be late in arriving to his destination, or will not succeed in business, or will have boils, or even die.”
  5. Eating sparrow brains could improve your sex life
    The ancient Greek goddess of love and sex, Aphrodite, was said to hold sparrows sacred, so sparrow brain was used to increase performance.
  6. Foot binding was shorthand for good sex
    The ancient Chinese practice was so popular in part because it was believed to strengthen vaginal muscles. Tiny feet signaled a better sexual experience to many men!
  7. You could have sex in the afterlife
    Egyptians believed the afterlife was just a continuation of life on earth—so of course you got to bone! Tombs famously depict sexy ladies for this very purpose.

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Check out more about the strange sex myths believed throughout history: https://www.buzzfeed.com/alanamohamed/sparrow-i-barely-know-her

Sweden’s Giant Snow Dick Was Erased…So an Even Bigger One Was Erected

When community members started complaining about a giant dick in a Swedish park, the city ordered one of its workers to erase it. The dick, which was carved into the snow over a frozen moat, needed to be scraped off bit-by-bit (thus sparking hilarious Twitter responses like “Yeah, right there. That’s it.”). The worker felt such strong penis envy while erasing the giant dick that he knew he had to replace it. And he wasn’t the only one who had strong feelings of remorse over the removal: a Facebook group called “restore the snow penis” quickly achieved more than 3,300 likes!

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So now in the erased snow dick’s place is an even bigger, even more spectacular massive snow dick (see images below)! The worker used a snowblower, and erected it on such a huge scale that it can only be seen from above. This means that no one on the ground can see it and become offended. “When an established artist paints a penis in oil paint, he can hang in a frame in a gallery. But if an ordinary citizen draws a penis in the snow, it’s the obscene and must be removed. I mean it’s just about who the creator is,” the hero, er, worker said.

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Check out images of the giant snow dick here: https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/sweden-snow-penis_us_56a1b0abe4b0d8cc10999534