Tag: england

Study Finds Only Half of British Women Can Identify the Pussy on a Diagram

A new study conducted for Gynecological Cancer Awareness Month in September asked British women to identify their lady parts on a diagram. The website encourages women to “take part in our quiz on the female anatomy and see if you can correctly label all the different parts of the female anatomy.” So, how’d they do? The results were pretty shocking.

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Only half of the 1,000 women polled for the survey could correctly locate the pussy—just 56 percent. And less than a third could correctly label all six parts. Think it’s just Brits who are too busy drinking tea and eating biscuits to learn their own anatomy? A 2014 Yale University study found that US women are equally incompetent when it comes to knowing how their own bodies work. Interestingly, the British study also found that 70 percent of women could correctly identity the foreskin, penis and testes. Looks like both Brits and Americans need to bone up on their sexual education!

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Check out more about a study in which only half of participants could identify the pussy on a diagram:https://jezebel.com/study-finds-only-half-of-british-women-can-identify-a-v-1786108361

Dominatrix Gets Reported For Walking Man On Dog Leash Through City Streets

A British dominatrix known as Paige is in danger of being thrown in the dog house for walking a man on a dog leash through the streets of England. It seems not everyone was wagging with delight at the spectacle. A local councilman said he would report the “anti-social” incident to police to ensure the kinky dog-walking is not “repeated on their streets.”

The dominatrix was “puppy training” her client, which is a “humiliation” exercise where she leads him through the streets on all fours. She explained that he flew to the UK and paid her $1,500 for the experience of crawling around England wearing a leash and collar. The councilman who’s complaining to the police said that “Although I’m aware that this is not a criminal offense, this kind of behavior is not desirable in my ward, or anywhere else in the city.” Maybe someone should put a muzzle on him?

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Check out more about the dominatrix who walked a man on a dog leash through the streets of England:https://www.nydailynews.com/news/world/dominatrix-reported-cops-walking-man-leash-article-1.2521110

Man With a Slide Fetish Gets Banned From Playgrounds

Just when you think you’ve heard of every strange fetish, some kinkster winds up in the news with a fresh bizarre and outlandish headline. This week’s: a man with a slide fetish defiling public playgrounds! Yes, England has now banned a gent from local playgrounds after he admitted to simulating a sex act on park equipment.

And it wasn’t the first time: he also stripped completely naked and simulated a similar act on a different slide earlier this summer. Apparently, the 46-year-old got caught in the act by observers in a park and was arrested. He’s since pleaded guilty to public indecency, so the court gave him a “criminal behavior order” that bans him from any recreation area with a slide. Poor bloke—he just wanted a little slip n’ slide action!

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NEWS: The Most Erotic Town Hall Meeting

I love hearing about camaraderie within communities. Whether it’s charities and benefits for local community members, street fairs, or community discussion classes, it’s nice to see people coming together and getting involved for a good cause or a good time! best_phone_sex_niteflirt_gag

A few folks from a bondage group in Trumpington, England booked the Trumpington Village Hall and advertised “violence/resistance play” and the basics of “erotic hypnosis according to Cambridge News. Now that sounds like a perfect time to BOND with your neighbors. Unfortunately after a few discreet classes community officials in Trumpington caught wind of the spanktastic classes and put a kibosh on them immediately. According to the Huffington Post

“The premises were booked under false pretenses,” a spokesman for the hall told NBC. “They said it was a relationship support group but it turned out to be something else that we didn’t know about. We have canceled all future bookings.”

I can just imagine a conservative couple showing up to the class thinking they’re going to get relationship support and advice, and instead they’re handed a red rubber ball and gag and told to go find a mat, and sit down. LOL.

I would have attended a class, I don’t know much about bondage, but erotic hypnosis sounds phenomenal! You all know the old saying is usually true “don’t knock it til’ ya try it!”