Tag: Emergency

FEMA Accidentally Tweets Sex Hotline Number To Hurricane Victims

It seems in addition to necessities such as food and water, FEMA is also giving hurricane victims another important provision: sex. Instead of advice about their damaged roof, several Hurricane Irma survivors in Florida received phone sex when they called the 1-800 number recommended by FEMA’s Twitter account. FEMA mistakenly tweeted that the number to a helpline was 1-800-ROOF-BLU on Wednesday, when the correct phone number was actually 1-888-ROOF-BLU (888 instead of 800, whoops!).

When calling the 1-800 number, survivors heard the message: “Welcome to America’s hottest talk line. Guys, hot ladies are waiting to talk to you. Press ‘1’ to connect, free, now,” according to the Miami Herald. FEMA has since deleted the tweet—and hasn’t yet commented about the wrong phone number. Here at NiteFlirt, we understand the importance of providing true relief to the people.

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Check out more about FEMA tweeting a phone sex number: https://www.dailydot.com/unclick/fema-wrong-phone-number-sex-line/

Gummy Bear Sex On ‘Sex Sent Me To The E.R.’

imagesWho ever thought gummy bears could be dangerous?—or kinky! A not-so-sweet sexual encounter involving melted gummies was recreated on the always exciting TLC series Sex Sent Me To The E.R. The incident began when Michael gave Josi a giant gummy bear, which inspired her to get kinky with the candy. “You know what’d be hot? Let’s eat this gummy off me,” she remembers telling Michael.

So, of course, Michael was in: he tied Josi to the headboard and went downstairs to melt the giant gummy bear in the microwave. Unfortunately, when he started to drizzle the hot gummy goo on Josi’s chest, it didn’t cool like candle wax, and when it started to burn her skin, he tried to help her by licking it off with equally bad results. “Her chest is burning off while my tongue is on fire,” he said. Thankfully, they were okay, and the story has a happy ending: they still have a hot sex life, but “stay away from hot things.”

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Check out more about gummy sex gone wrong: https://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/04/10/sex-with-gummi-bears_n_5128267.html