Tag: Embarrassing

Daniel Kaluuya Embarrassing His Mom With Sex Joke Becomes Oscar Meme

Daniel Kaluuya got a little too candid in his Oscar’s acceptance speech. Kaluuya’s speech started normally, with him offering thanks to God, his family, and the team behind Judas and the Black Messiah—but ended with an impromptu reference to his parents fucking. “It’s incredible,” he said. “My mum, my dad, they had sex.”

Then the camera cut to his mother in the audience, staring in disbelief while his sister put her head in her hands. Kaluuya’s mother provided such a pitch-perfect reaction shot that she has since become a meme. He later laughed it off, saying “I’m gonna avoid my phone for a bit, mate. I think my mother’s not gonna be very happy… but she’s got a sense of humor, we give it to each other, so it’s cool.”

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Check out more about Daniel Kaluuya’s sex joke during the Oscars: https://www.dailydot.com/unclick/daniel-kaluuya-oscars-sex-joke-mom-meme/

10 Sex Confessions That Will Make You Squirm With Embarrassment 

Screen Shot 2015-07-08 at 3.23.26 PMThe good folks on Whisper are proof that sometimes sex can be super embarrassing. From yelling out the wrong thing to bodily mishaps, everyone has an awkward sex story. But you can be thankful that these ones will probably put yours to shame. Here are 10 truly cringeworthy sex confessions.

  1. “Once during sex, as I was climaxing, I shouted ‘That’s finger-licking good!’”
    Sounds like someone was craving something sweet, sticky, and delicious!
  2. “One time I accidentally started singing the Pokemon theme song during sex. My girlfriend thankfully went with it.”
    Naughty, naughty Pokemon!
  3. “Tonight in the middle of having sex my husband lost all interest and just got up to go play video games.”
    Grounds for divorce?
  4. “Was in the middle of having sex and I literally lost my boner due to her high pitched moans.”
    Danger: sex might cause irreversible ear damage.
  5. “One time I was so drunk I was meowing during sex.”
    Bad kitty!
  6. “Once during sex I accidentally shouted out my teacher’s name. That was awkward.”
    Hot for teacher?
  7. “Once I made a girl recite the Pledge of Allegiance while having sex with me…”
    Talk about patriotism!
  8. “One time I let a girl choke me during sex. I passed out. She stole my watch.”
    When getting rough goes wrong…
  9. “One time I bit a guy during sex and he said he didn’t like it rough. I told him to go home.”
    Another one bites the dust.
  10. “My roommate walked into my room while I was having sex with my girlfriend and said ‘player 3 has joined the game.’”
    Wonder if that ever works…?

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Check out more embarrassing sex confessions: https://www.bustle.com/articles/197221-20-people-share-the-most-embarrassing-things-that-happened-during-sex

Lifeguard Gets Embarrassing Email From Boss About His Huge Dick

best_phone_sex_niteflirt_teenypenisOne of the best things about public pools is getting to check out the hot lifeguards on duty. That is, unless you are the pool’s manager, who has to deal with complaints about your employee’s, um, sizable flotation device. That’s right, a 20-year-old lifeguard recently shared the embarrassing email he received from his boss about his too tight swim trunks.

The boss writes: “We have received a few complaints in the past few weeks from a few members about your attire. I’m not sure the most prudent way I can put this, but a few parents have complained about how visible your anatomy is in your suit.” The boss then tried to minimize the awkwardness when he added, “The possibility I see at this point is offering you the board shorts instead.” So now the well-hung lifeguard, in addition to sharing the amazingly awkward email (read below), also posted on Reddit’s thread “Big Dick Problems” about the unforeseen consequences he has experienced because of his 6-inches soft and 9.5 inches hard penis. It seems bathing suits isn’t his biggest problem: “Only one person has been able to deepthroat it all the way.” We guess that big bulge in some guys’ speedos isn’t always a day at the beach, er, pool.

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Check out more about the lifeguard’s embarrassing email about his huge dick here: https://www.thegailygrind.com/2016/01/25/lifeguard-gets-embarrassing-email-from-his-boss-after-complaints-about-his-huge-eggplant/

8 Unavoidably Unsexy Things That Happen the First Time You Fuck Someone

imagesDistractify recently put together a list of the unavoidably unsexy things that happen during sex that will make you cringe with embarrassment and laugh with recognition. Let’s face it, sex for the first time with someone can definitely bring some awkwardness, and this list is a hilarious reminder of all those simply unavoidable moments. Here are the 8 unsexy things that happen the first time you fuck someone (check out the full list below):

  1. Your bodies will make several sounds when they slap and detach, slap and detach
    Distractify describes this phenomenon as “the sound of a wet suction cup being peeled from the side of a bathtub.”
  2. You’ll direct your partner to what feels good like an air traffic controller
    Wave an arm; use a code; try to decipher what the other person wants while trying to stick a perfect landing.
  3. Yes, you will smell and probably have your face in their armpit
    And possibly, if you’re into that, you will lick their armpit.
  4. You will get hair in your mouth
    At some point you will need to pause to get hair, pubic or otherwise, out of your mouth.
  5. The condom ask and search party
    Someone will ask, the other will search…and sometimes search and search and search for a condom: “sort of like a business deal and a scavenger hunt.”
  6. There’ll be awkwardness putting the condom on 
    You try to do this as smoothly as possible, but it will inevitably be awkward.
  7. Yes, air will get pushed inside places and noises will be made in response
    Aw, yes. The unavoidable queef. It happens.
  8. You are going to get sweaty
    Distractify: “Not in a glisten-y way, but in an ‘oh my god, I didn’t know I could sweat there’ animal way.”

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Check out Distractify’s list.