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OnlyFans Star Promises Free Boob Jobs If She Wins Election

You’ve heard “sex sells,” but how about ‘boobs for ballots?’ OnlyFans model Rocio Pino has a creative way to get votes for her dream job in Mexican parliament: free boob jobs. “[My] election promise is to guarantee free breast augmentation for all women,” Pino said in her campaign.

As a candidate of the Progressive Social Networks party, she’s giving it her breast shot in a run for office in Mexico’s Chamber of Deputies. Pino has built her run for Congress on the perky campaign: “tits for every woman.” Her slogans include “With me, your vote counts for two” and “Because a woman with tits is an empowered woman.” Pino promised, if you vote for her, “We are going to put Chichis on women.”

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Ex-Porn Star Mary Carey Running For California Governor

Former porn star Mary Carey has “big plans for California.” The busty blonde is running for California governor, with a racy, double-entendre laden campaign. “I can promise you—it won’t take long before all Californians will be satisfied with my job performance,” she said.

She has launched a campaign website that features merchandise and links to her personal site, where people can see her OnlyFans profile and pay to chat with her. “Finally a politician you want to be screwed by!” she says with a wink on her site. Carey, who starred in flicks such as “Dirty Angels: Welcome to Lust Angeles,” previously ran in the 2003 recall election—but insisted that her inspiration at that time was “a publicity gag.” As an independent, she garnered 2,536 votes in 2003.

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Two Major Cities Offered 220 Gallons Of Lube To Combat Election Day Riots

One porn site gave the expression “work the polls” a whole new meaning this Election Day. Amid fears about rioting, the XXX site came up with a plan to prevent at least some potential destruction. “A popular celebration tactic of years past (most notably for the Philadelphia Eagles when they won the Super Bowl in 2018) is for people to climb street poles,” the cam-girl website explained in a press release.

To deter voters from going straight from the polls to the poles, the company “is offering to deploy vats of lube to New York City and Los Angeles. The lube can be used to grease up dry street poles, thus making it nearly impossible for people to scale them.” The site is offering to send the cities four 55-gallon barrels of lube between them, for a total of 220 gallons of lube. The release concludes with a graphic description of how poles should be lubed: “Just like you would a penis. Start around the base of the pole and work your way up from there.”

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Pornhub Releases 2020 Election Day Insights

This Election Day was filled with stressful twists and turns—so of course people took the time to watch porn. As the votes were trickling in, Pornhub released their 2020 Election Day Insights. Pornhub compared overall traffic levels on Election Day to an average day on the site and found traffic took a significant dip (11 percent) during prime time.

It seems by about 1 a.m. people gave up on deciding who won and decided to masturbate instead. Traffic in Democrat-run states spiked higher in the morning on Election Day, up 18 percent around 6 a.m., while Republican-run states spiked in the wee hours of the following day, up 16 percent at 3 a.m. Wednesday. Pornhub even looked at swing states: Wisconsin had the biggest spike the morning of Election Day (up 22 percent), but it trailed behind Arizona the morning after the election—with Arizona up 31 percent and Wisconsin up just 23 percent.

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Check out more about Pornhub’s Election Day Insights: https://mashable.com/article/pornhub-election-traffic-2020/

You Have To Vote To Visit Pornhub On Election Day

Some are calling Pornhub’s new voting rule an “erection interference.” The porn mega site is allowing only those who have voted in this year’s presidential election to enter the X-rated website on Election Day 2020. That’s right, those visiting will notice a prompt requiring them to confirm that they’ve cast their ballot before entering the site.

The measure is part of Pornhub’s “give a Fuck” to “get a Fuck” campaign aimed at encouraging the public to exercise their 15th Amendment rights. Pornhub’s Twitter account even provides a link directing porn enthusiasts to their nearest polling station. Porn stars Asa Akira and Sovereign Syre are also encouraging people to sack up and hit the polling station. “We want to encourage people to do their civic duty this year by casting their ballot and having their voice heard,”said Pornhub.

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Check out more about Pornhub’s “give a Fuck” to “get a Fuck” campaign: https://nypost.com/2020/11/03/you-have-to-vote-or-lie-to-watch-pornhub-on-election-day/

Gay Political Candidate Engulfed In Sex Scandal Won’t Apologize For Having Sex

Democratic political candidate Alex Morse has had his campaign overtaken by a sex scandal—and he would like the record to show that, yes, he does have sex. His Tinder profile has come under scrutiny, as well as his using gay dating apps to hook up with consenting adult men. He says, “It’s important to be unapologetically myself — being gay and a young person and someone who has sex, and I won’t apologize for being gay and using gay dating apps and going on dates with other adult men.”

His insistence on continuing in the race and now speaking openly and without shame about his sex life was intended to confront “these unspoken rules about what it is and what it takes to be in office.” He said, “Long after this election, I think this country needs to reckon with our puritanical fantasy about people’s sex lives and these heteronormative expectations put on all of us, including all of us in the queer community.” He added, “It’s a fantasy that elected officials don’t have sex lives. It’s a dangerous narrative and it’s a conversation that needs to happen.”

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Porn Stars Get Behind Bernie Sanders

If you watch porn, it’s likely that your favorite porn star is going to vote for Bernie Sanders. In a recent survey, more than 15 of the most-watched porn stars “feel the Bern,” so to speak, including big names like Alana Evans and Sydney Leathers. Porn stars can get behind Bernie (no pun intended!) because he’s been an advocate for sex workers and has a strong stance on Medicare-for-all.

Sydney Leathers posted a meme of several candidates with different grade vibrators: Sanders was at the top with a Hitachi Magic Wand, while Michael Bloomberg was at the bottom with a clothing hanger. “I love when strange men online try to tell me I shouldn’t have opinions because I’ve done porn,” Leathers tweeted. “Sir, I’m able to be a cum dumpster and have opinions, just like your mother.”

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Dennis Hof Elected To Nevada State Assembly Even Though He’s Dead

Brothel owner Dennis Hof recently won the election for the Nevada State Assembly—even though he’s dead. The famous pimp turned Trump-inspired Republican candidate owned multiple brothels in Nevada, including Cat House, which became an HBO late-night series. Hof, who called himself the “Trump of Pahrump,” was found dead the morning after his birthday party by porn star Ron Jeremy, a close friend.

By the time he was confirmed deceased, it was too late to take his name off the ballot. The Republican candidate was highly inspired by President Donald Trump, and decided to change his career from “brothel owner” to “political candidate”. The county commissioners will appoint someone who is in the same party as Hof to fill the seat.

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Check out more about deceased Dennis Hof winning the Nevada State Assembly: https://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/alexislevinson/dennis-hof-midterm-elections-pimp

City Council Candidate Posts Nude Photo Of Wife On Campaign Site

A St. Paul city council candidate demonstrated how not to win an election, after posting a nonconsensual pornographic photo of his wife on his campaign website. His wife filed a restraining order against him, so he allegedly thought revenge porn was the best way to get back at her. The wife said she was “aware of the picture and was working with her attorney.”

The candidate claims his “accounts were hacked and he no longer has access so can’t take photo down.” He also said his wife had his passwords and was sabotaging him. The disgraced candidate has since been arrested, and his campaign website has been deleted. Not the sexiest way to run for office…

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Bunny Ranch Brothel Owner Wins GOP Nevada Primary

Dennis Hof, the owner of half a dozen legal brothels in Nevada and star of the HBO adult reality series “Cathouse,” won a Republican primary for the state Legislature, ousting a three-term lawmaker. Hof celebrated his victory in true style at a party in Pahrump with Hollywood Madam Heidi Fleiss at his side. “It’s all because Donald Trump was the Christopher Columbus for me,” Hof said. “He found the way and I jumped on it.”

Hof, who wrote a book titled “The Art of the Pimp,” has dubbed himself “The Trump of Pahrump,” and held a rally with longtime Trump adviser Roger Stone. “If Hof wins in November, he wouldn’t be the only brothel owner in elected office — Lance Gilman, the owner of the famous Mustang Ranch in northern Nevada, is a Storey County Commissioner,” reports PBS. Ironically, voters in November will be voting on closing down brothels in at least one of the seven Nevada counties where they’re legally operating. Hof says he’ll be selling at least a few of his brothels to focus on politics.

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Check out more about brothel owner Dennis Hof winning the GOP Nevada primary: https://www.pbs.org/newshour/politics/dennis-hof-brothel-owner-and-pimp-wins-nevada-gop-primary