Tag: Ejaculation

9 Orgasms You’ve Probably Had If You Have a Pussy

best_phone_sex_niteflirt_orgasm23Just like a woman’s pussy, an orgasm comes in all shapes and sizes. From a really intense twitchy one to one that makes you wonder if you just squirted, you’ve probably experienced a range of orgasms if you have a pussy. Here are some of the most familiar ones (check out the complete list from BuzzFeed below).

  1. The “WTF Just Happened” Orgasm
    Maybe the friction from a bike or a train caused it. Maybe you didn’t see it coming and then all of a sudden there you are, cumming. Whatever it is, IT CAME AND IT FELT AWESOME.
  2. The “Almost… Almost… Almost… Almost…” Orgasm
    This is the orgasm that fakes you out over and over and over again…before finally showing up! Good things happen to those who wait!
  3. The “Thrasher” Orgasm
    As BuzzFeed explains, “This orgasm is a switch for any convulsion your body is capable of — so be careful, because you might accidentally kick someone in the face or nearly suffocate them between your thighs like a vise. But…worth it.”
  4. The “Too Late To Skip This Part Of The Porn” Orgasm
    We’ve all been there: you’re about to cum and suddenly the porn switches to something you really don’t like—or worse, the video starts buffering—but you just. Can’t. Stop. It.
  5. The “Sorry But There’s No Way I Can Look Cute Right Now” Orgasm
    This is the orgasm that hijacks your face and does not let you control how it looks. Picture something like a scrunchy-faced beast!
  6. The Clit Orgasm
    Sometimes, you have a clitoral orgasm so good, you just have to say, “The clit is it.”
  7. The “World Record” Orgasm
    This results from testing out the highest setting on your vibrator—and cumming in two seconds.
  8. The “Wake The Neighbors” Orgasm
    This orgasm rattles the walls, the headboard, the box spring, and the windows!
  9. The “Was That Pee or Did I Squirt?” Orgasm
    You came and there was definitely a lot of bodily fluid…but what was it?

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Check out more about the various orgasms you’ve probably had if you have a pussy: https://www.buzzfeed.com/annaborges/slowly-and-then-all-at-once

The More You Masturbate, The Less Chance You’ll Have of Dying Prematurely

best_phone_sex_niteflirt_blowjobsWe have good news for the guys who enjoy regular self-love. According to a study published in the European Urology, guys who masturbate more often significantly reduce their chances of dying prematurely. The study followed 30,000 men over the course of 20 years, and found that men who regularly jerk off were generally healthier and had lower chances of being diagnosed with prostate cancer.

The study found that those who masturbate more when their young fare better later on in life. “Men who ejaculated at least 21 times a month in their 20s were 19% less likely to be diagnosed with prostate cancer than men who ejaculated about seven times a month,” reports Gaystarnews. The study also discovered that men in their 40s who choke the chicken on a regular basis are 22% less likely to be diagnosed with prostate cancer. Jennifer Rider, the leader of the study said: “Ejaculation frequency is, to some extent, a measure of overall health status in that men at the very low end of ejaculation – 0 to 3 times per month – were more likely to have other (medical problems) and die prematurely from causes other than prostate cancer.” So, guys, better get wanking!

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Check out more about how masturbating more decreases your chances of dying prematurely: https://www.gaystarnews.com/article/masturbate-prevent-chances-dying-prematurely/#gs.IlY1oTs