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Huge Post-Coronavirus Orgy Planned To End “Longest Dry Spell In History”

A couple gave their neighbors something to look forward to with a flyer advertising an Avengers-themed “Post Pandemic Pan-Philadelphia Orgy.” While the event started as a joke, the pair have received so many inquiries that they now intend to actually host it. “Humanity is currently in the middle of the largest dry spell in all of history, that’s what inspired the flyers,” the couple says.

“It may seem strange to advertise an orgy in such a public way, but yes, we wanted to bring a smile to our neighbors’ faces,” they add. As for the Avengers theme, “We just like spandex, bodysuits and tights. It seemed like a sexy, easy theme, and since this is new for us, it felt good to have some direction.” But, really, what the orgy comes down to is this: “We just want something to look forward to.”

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Check out more about a huge post-coronavirus orgy: https://nypost.com/2020/05/28/post-coronavirus-orgy-planned-after-historical-dry-spell/

This Is The Horniest Meme On The Internet

15417952809_93966489b5_zWhat’s the longest you’ve gone without getting some? If you’re like the rest of us, you’ve probably gone through a “sex dry spell” at one point or another—which is why the “days without sex” meme on Twitter is so relatable and hilarious. Here are the best ones to lighten the mood when you’ve gone too long without some good good lovin’ (check out more below).

  1. “Day 71 without sex: my smart watch thinks I’ve jogged 3 miles today but I haven’t left the house.”
    Good way to stay busy when you aren’t getting busy!
  2. “Day 16 without sex and I’m constantly drinking boba just so I can have balls in my mouth.”
    Tasty AND resourceful!
  3. “day 187 without sex: I just spit on my popsicle before putting it in my mouth.”
    Sexy and sweet!
  4. “Day 213 without sex: plugged my charger into my phone and whispered ‘you like that?’”
    Now that’s dirty talking!
  5. “Day 227 without sex : I got excited when the man at subway asked if I wanted 6 inch or 12 x”
    Size matters at Subway!
  6. “Day 1738 without sex: threw the blue shell in Mario Kart while I was already in first place to remember what it’s like to get hit from behind.”
    Naughty naughty, Mario!
  7. “Day 0 without sex: life fucks me everyday.”
    But sex makes everything better!

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Check out more of the funniest sex dry spell tweets: https://www.dailydot.com/unclick/the-days-without-sex-meme-is-a-hilarious-way-to-roast-your-own-sex-life/

What Happens To Your Body When You Stop Having Sex

best_phone_sex_niteflirt_princess_anabelleWhile it’s hard to imagine a life without sex, you may have wondered what the effects of going through a “dry spell” can have on your body. As it turns out, refraining from fucking takes a toll on both your body and general psyche—especially for women. According to sexperts, some people begin to feel more sluggish, with less “vitality and hunger for sex,” while others might get super horny and fantasize more about sex.

The lack of physical contact can leave some people feeling depressed, since skin-to-skin contact is a primal way humans feel comfort. “Sexual connection gives partners loads of skin-to-skin caressing and touch and can help to regulate one another’s moods,” one sexpert said. This is generally through the release of the feel-good hormone oxytocin. Sex also releases stress, so going without it for a while could make some people literally tense. So there you have it: sex is good for your mind, body, and soul.

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Check out more about what happens to your body when you go without sex: https://nypost.com/2018/03/06/what-happens-to-your-body-when-you-stop-having-sex/