Tag: Donut

Weirdly Sexual X-Mas Donut Tweet Goes Viral

British Twitter is losing it over a weirdly sexual Christmas “Yumnut” donut tweet posted by a notoriously raunchy big-box department store. The tweet’s caption for the donut reads: “Who wants a bite of Santa’s Yumnut? Our yum yum-doughnut hybrids have been given a Christmassy makeover, with delicious flaky pastry layers and a sweet Santa’s belt topping.” Obviously, it was only a matter of time before the wildly suggestive Santa-themed donut went viral.

“I hear Santa’s Yumnut goes particularly well with Seamen’s Nutkum,” one person tweeted in response to the tweet, with an actual snack with that name. This isn’t the first time the store has used suggestive language—the brand is well-known for its sexualized product descriptions. Previous branding has included “Putting The D In Bread,” for bread with added vitamin D.

Feeling cheeky? Who wants a bite of NiteFlirt‘s yum yum?

Check out more about a sexual X-mas tweet going viral: https://www.dailydot.com/unclick/yumnut-marks-spencer-sexual-donut-tweet-memes/

Grocery Store Helps Man Use His Donut As a Sex Toy

DonutA British man recently found himself in a crisis at his local grocery store when the sweet, buttery donut he wanted to use as a sex toy didn’t have a hole in it! What was he to do?! The man and his donut have since gone viral after he tweeted the grocery store to complain about the pastry’s defect, which he said prevented him from using it in an oral sex act with his girlfriend.

“@Morrisons oi there’s no ring in my donuts how am I supposed to put these on my willy and get my girlfriend to eat them off now,” the peeved man tweeted at the grocery store. But the real surprise came when Morrisons’ social media person responded—to offer some good advice. “Improvise!” tweeted the grocery store. It seems MacGuyvering it would be the only way to go when you want some sweet lovin’ and your donut is getting stale. Thanks for the great sex advice, Morrisons!

Looking for something tasty and sweet yourself? Come eat your way to pleasure right here!

Check out more about a British grocery store helping a man to use his donut as a sex toy: https://www.dailydot.com/unclick/donut-twitter-oral-sex-morrisons/

5 Guys Share the Worst Sex Advice They’ll Never Take Again

Image Source: Flickr.com | User: wurzleWe’ve all heard guys dish out sex advice they swear is the key to getting ladies off. But what most of us don’t consider before heeding such seemingly helpful advice is the fact that what gives mind-blowing pleasure to one woman will often not be satisfying to another woman. Here are 5 confessions from guys who got some bad sex advice they’ll definitely never take again.

  1. “If my dick was numb I’d last longer.”
    This guy was told that if he numbed his dick, he’d be able to keep it up without any problems. It actually worked (he used a salve used to numb mouth pain), but his numb boner accidentally also numbed his girlfriend’s pussy, so they couldn’t even feel anything!
  2. “Eye contact will make it more intense.”
    He was told by an “emotional kind of guy” that maintaining eye contact during sex is sure to enhance the experience. But when he stared intently into a woman’s eyes as he fucked her, things got kinda awkward, and the lady he was with was mostly concentrating on avoiding his intense gaze.
  3. “Use a doughnut during sex.”
    This guy’s friend had successfully incorporated a donut into oral sex: “He put his penis through the hole and she gave him oral while eating it. Apparently, it went well for them. But when I tried it with my wife, powdered sugar got everywhere and things got sticky. I didn’t like having to wash my junk off before we had sex.”
  4. “Stick a finger in her ass.”
    A college friend promised that surprising a girl with a finger in the butt during doggy style will definitely make her pant, but when he tried it with a woman, she “shot across the bed and turned around, horrified.” The lesson here, guys: ask before you enter!
  5. “Ask her dirty questions.”
    When this guy’s friends told him that women love to be asked dirty questions during sex—things like ‘Yeah, you like that, don’t you?’—he thought he’d take a stab at it himself. But when he asked his girl if she liked his dick mid-thrust, she only responded with confusion.

Want some sage sex advice? There’s no better way to become a pro than with plenty of practice!

Here’s more guys sharing the worst sex advice they’ve ever gotten: https://www.womenshealthmag.com/sex-and-love/sex-advice-fails?slide=6

The History Behind Cosmo’s Infamous Donut Blowjob

Pink_frosted_sprinkled_donutCosmopolitan is famous for its weird, creative, and totally unrealistic sex tips. The magazine has prompted its readers to incorporate such items as a string of pearls, an electric toothbrush, a scrunchie, refrigerated marbles, tomato sauce, and a mango slice into their bedrooms. But their outrageous cover that featured a glazed donut to be used during a blowjob literally took the cake. In tip No. 30, an anonymous boyfriend said, “My girlfriend gets a glazed donut and sticks my penis through the hole. She nibbles around it, stopping to suck me every once in a while. The sugar beads from her mouth tingle on my tip.”

The tip has since come to be known as the most infamous Cosmo sex tip ever written, with authors such as Tom Wolfe, Maureen Dowd, and performance artist Anna Pulley all mocking or satirizing the ridiculous line in their work. But even more outrageous than the tip itself was the way the magazine embraced the donut blowjob’s cult status, reprinting the sex tip several times (including in three books) and even adding a new piece about a study suggesting that the smell of donuts “increases penile blood flow” in men. For all of the magazine’s ludicrous sex tips, you have to hand it to Cosmo for whole-heartedly embracing a spirit of endless sexual experimentation—naysayers and prudes be damned!

In the mood for a little dessert? We are always up for something sweet—and sinful!

Check out the history of Cosmo’s donut blowjob.