The Donald’s Porn Parody

48008133.cachedFinally, the porn parody you never knew you wanted is here with none other than recent GOP presidential candidate Donald Trump. The Donald is following in the footsteps of Sarah Palin and Hilary Clinton as the most recent WoodRocket.com XXX political parody. Lee Roy Myers, the brainchild behind such porn parodies as Bob’s Boners, Game of Bones, and Spongebob Squarenuts said that his decision to make a Trump porno was a no-brainer.

“…we’ve really felt like there was a need to spoof him. Because of what WoodRocket does, spoofing him with penetration seems like the right way to go,” Myer said in an interview with the Daily Beast. Donald Tramp stars porn actor Dick Chibbles, who sports a ridiculous toupee and orange spray tan while yelling un-politically correct, bombastic absurdities. So, naturally you’re wondering what the sex is like. Myers said, “We wanted the sex to be a parody of how Trump would have sex. It’s definitely one of the weirdest things we’ve shot, and we’ve shot a Pokemon porn parody.” Dick Chibbles admitted that besides trying to stay in character without cracking up, keeping that monstrosity of a wig on while getting hot and heavy was definitely no task for “losers!”

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The Donald Trump Butt Plug

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Sex toy manufacturer Fernando Sosa is sure to get Donald Trump’s kiss of death, “You’re fired!” with his latest invention: a Donald Trump butt plug! It’s Sosa’s way of telling the comb-over king where he can stick it. And if you’ve ever wanted the mega-rich real estate mogul/presidential candidate to kiss your ass, this new butt plug is just the thing!

“I wanted to do something insulting…I like the mental picture of his face going into people’s asses,” Sosa said. And now, for $27.99 you can stick Trump’s perfectly sculpted, 3-D printed head where the sun don’t shine. In the future, you will even be able to buy accessories for Trump’s head, like a snap-on toupee and a fake piece of poop. For now, you can violate the Donald or put him on your book shelf as an amazing conversation piece. You can also get butt plugs of politicians Ted Cruz, Marco Rubio, and Rand Paul, and soon you’ll be able to get Jeb Bush and Chris Christie to complete your collection! God bless America!

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