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Evan Stone Is Making Porn Great Again With His Donald Trump XXX Parodies

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Evan Stone is one of the most famous living male porn stars still making smut, and he knows the secret to his success is finding humor in the sex industry. “People want to laugh and they want to jerk off, and that’s why I’m here,” he says in an interview with Vice. That explains why his newest hilarious porn gig playing Donald Trump is so perfect.

Vice describes the porn as so over-the-top that it’s more like dirty vaudeville than something you’d want to jerk off to: “There’s a debate scene with a faux-Hillary that ends in both characters getting covered in semen.” Stone believes that slapstick adult humor is just what the country needs right now, and since Trump is officially here to stay—for the next four years, anyway—so will Stone’s XXX Trump porn parodies. “All I’m certain about is that the next four years are going to be funny as shit. I don’t even know how I’ll be able to keep up,” says Stone.

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Check out more about Evan Stone’s DT porn parodies: https://www.vice.com/read/evan-stone-is-the-president-of-pornQ

Trump’s Appearance In a Porn Surfaces Amidst Miss Universe Controversy 

Remember that time Donald Trump slut shamed Miss Universe by telling everyone they should go check out her sex tape? Well, the Republican presidential nominee just put his foot in his mouth. Again. It seems Trump forgot about that time he made an appearance in a Playboy adult film.

“Trump’s role in the porn is relatively benign and centers around him breaking a bottle of champagne on a Playboy-branded limo while several of the playmates are visiting New York City,” reported Buzzfeed, who found the sex tape in New York–based adult video store Cinema Cornucopia. “Other scenes from the film feature fully nude women posing in sexual positions, dancing naked, touching themselves while naked, touching each other sensually, rubbing honey on themselves, taking a bath, and dressing in costumes.” Surely Trump’s heard the saying “Keep your own doorstep clean”? Perhaps he needs to apply that proverb to his career in dirty adult films!

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Check out more about Trump’s appearance in a porn movie here: https://www.politicususa.com/2016/09/30/trump-3.html

Naked Donald Trump Statue In a City Near You 

trump statueA statue of Donald Trump popped up in New York, Los Angeles, San Francisco, Cleveland and Seattle last week, assaulting innocent bystanders with a frightening image: the Donald, totally in the nude. The 300 pound statue depicts an austere looking Trump (the artist used the word “constipated”) with veiny limbs, macaroni-like pubes, a tiny pink dick and, best of all, no balls. In fact, the plaque at Trump’s feet reads: “The emperor has no balls.”

“The work is signed Indecline, the name of an anonymous anarchist street art collective whose past works include putting the names of black victims of police brutality on the Hollywood Walk of Fame,” reports the Huffington Post. The actual statues were constructed by an artist known for making monsters for haunted houses, who jumped at the chance to create the work: “Trump is just yet another monster, so it was absolutely in my wheelhouse to be able to create these monstrosities.” When asked why Indecline choose to make Trump without balls, they explained “We decided to depict Trump without his balls because we refuse to acknowledge that he is a man. He is a small arrogant child and thus, has nothing in the way of testicles.” One thing’s for sure, onlookers will never forget seeing a naked monster in their city!

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Check out more about the nude Donald Trump statue here: https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/naked-donald-trump-sculpture-indecline_us_57b5d9d0e4b034dc73260c94

Melania Trump’s Nude Girl-On-Girl Photos Revealed

melania trumpNY Post just showed us what the would-be first lady might look like—with a second lady beside her in bed! The magazine recently published racy, nude photos of Melania Trump during her days as a model, including a lesbian-themed shoot. The photo shows Melania Trump—then Melania K.—lying in bed with another nude woman who embraces her from behind, just below her fully exposed breasts. In another photo from the same girl-on-girl shoot, a model in a dominatrix black bustier and high heels raises a whip as if preparing to spank Melania, who recoils in a skin-tight long dress (see photos below).

“I always loved women together, because I have been with a lot of women who desired the ménage à trois,” said Jarl Ale de Basseville, the French fashion photographer who snapped the pictures. The French photographer also took several other nude pictures of Melania where, in one of them, she appears fully nude with only her hand covering her pussy. Donald Trump commented that his wife was a successful European model, and that nude shoots are totally common there. Ménage à Trump, anyone?

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Check out Melania Trump’s nude photos: https://nypost.com/2016/08/01/melania-trumps-girl-on-girl-photos-from-racy-shoot-revealed/

100 Women Posed Naked at the Republican National Convention

womenmirrorPoliticians and celebrities weren’t the only ones making headlines at the Republican National Convention. The real showstopper turned out to be the 100 women who got completely naked in protest of Donald Trump’s hateful, anti-woman rhetoric. “The mass undressing was organized by photographer Spencer Tunick, who has been planning his large-scale nude photography project, titled ‘Everything She Says Means Everything,’ for months,” reports the Huffington Post. The women ranged in age, race, sexuality, and even political standing, but they all had one thing in common—to collectively come together to show the power and beauty of women in all their natural glory (see images below).

During the shoot, the diverse group of women disrobed and held large round mirrors over their heads to reflect the sky as well as the naked flesh of the women around them. As Tunick explained in a statement: “The mirrors communicate that we are a reflection of ourselves, each other, and of the world that surrounds us.” Tunick wanted the images to reject the everyday objectification of the nude female body, and to instead present it as something natural, empowering, courageous and collaborative. “Holding up the mirrors with the other undressed women, it was really special,” one woman said. “Seeing all the light reflected on all the bodies and faces. Everyone was so happy. We were proud.”

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Here’s more about 100 women getting naked at the RNC: https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/100-women-just-got-naked-together-at-the-republican-national-convention_us_578cc902e4b0867123e1bf86

Trump Literally Fucks America in New X-Rated Video

Kink.com has taken the idea of Trump “Making America Great Again” to a new satiric level with their edgy video called “Make America Gape Again.” The local hardcore and fetish porn site is sure to shock even seasoned viewers with this video, in which Trump literally fucks America—gangbang style! “I’ve directed a lot of hardcore,” Maitresse Madeline Marlowe, the director of the film, an independent film director who shoots Kink’s femdom series, said in a release. “But this is this is by far the darkest thing I’ve ever done.”

Trump is portrayed by a group of five men wearing a mask of his face (perhaps a commentary on his many personalities/personas), and Lady Liberty is played by porn star Ella Nova, a Miss America-type blonde bombshell with a red-white-and-blue bush! While the gangbang is consensual, the video is meant to shock and horrify viewers. “We didn’t want to show Trump as a comic figure, we wanted to show him how we see him: as a powerful but frightening force. That’s why we mixed in actual footage of Trump in some of the promos,” says Marlowe. The fact of Trump’s rise to power is depicted in the surreal yet frighteningly on-the-nose screwing of America. Still, if you like some horror with your porn, feel free to gape below. God bless America?

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In ‘Babes For Trump’ Women Bare All In Hopes of ‘Making America Great Again’

small handsSome of Donald Trump‘s female supporters are rallying behind the candidate in the newest social media campaign that proves hot women have strong political convictions—and also nice T&A! “Babes For Trump,” which is run by four college dudes, proclaims that it’s “Making America Great Again One Babe At A Time.” Huffington Post reports, “The photos range from women covering their nipples with Trump stickers, to others where support for Trump is expressed through campaign slogans Sharpied onto women’s butts.”

The account, which is on Snapchat and Twitter, admits that “sex sells,” and doesn’t deny that it uses sexual images of women to get attention for Trump. Babes For Trump also promotes what Trump is often criticized for—his sexist remarks that suggest a woman’s worth should be determined by her looks. An example of this can be seen in one post showing a split-screen image of a female Bernie Sanders supporter and the butts of two Trump supporters. The caption reads, “You decide. We know who we’re going with.” So, America, go out there and vote—just be sure to ask the woman with the nice ass ahead of you in line who she’s voting for!

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Check out more about Babes For Trump here: https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/babes-for-trump-instagram_us_56f9c245e4b014d3fe23f8b8

‘Vote Trump, Get Dumped’ Campaign Stages Sex Strike Against Trump Supporters

votetrumpgetdumpedThroughout history, women have staged sex strikes to raise awareness for important political issues. And now, a couple from Ohio is starting a campaign to get women to pledge that they won’t “date, sleep with, or canoodle with” anyone who supports GOP candidate Donald Trump. “The Greeks did it. Women during the temperance movement did it,” the Vote Trump, Get Dumped website reads. “This is a tried and true method of getting men’s attention when they’re being dumb.” The campaign’s Facebook image is of a pair of naked, crossed legs that represents what Slate is calling “political chastity.”

“To cast a vote for Trump is to agree with his sexist, perverted, demeaning, backwards, offensive treatment of women,” the website reads. Vote Trump, Get Dumped compiled a damning compilation of the worst things Trump has said about women over the years. Many of his most outrageously misogynist quotes have been made into mock-motivational posters with beautiful scenic backgrounds, including this gem: “You know, it really doesn’t matter what [the media] write, as long as you’ve got a young and beautiful piece of ass.” Viewers are asked to imagine having a president who says things like, “If Hillary Clinton can’t satisfy her husband what makes her think she can satisfy America?” As sex strikes usually go, they’re more about getting the media’s attention and raising awareness of important issues than in actually convincing men to change their minds as a result of desperate horniness. It also allows frustrated women to have a fun outlet to vent their rage.

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Check out more about Vote Trump, Get Dumped: https://www.slate.com/blogs/xx_factor/2016/03/23/vote_trump_get_dumped_campaign_asks_women_to_stage_a_sex_strike_against.html

Donald Trump Wanted to Debate His Dick Size

small handsIn what has to be one of the most bizarre moments in election history, Donald Trump felt the need to bring up his dick as an important talking point during the most recent GOP presidential debate. Trump wants the American people to rest assured that he does not have a small penis. Because, obviously, one of the most important requirements for being the leader of the free world is cock size.

He was responding to comments Marco Rubio made about Trump’s hands, when Rubio basically implied—much in the way that middler schoolers do—that his small hands mean he also has a small penis. Trump responded by saying, “Look at those hands. Are they small hands? [Rubio] referred to my hands, ‘if they’re small, something else must be small.’ I guarantee you there’s no problem. I guarantee.” Rubio brought up Trump’s hands as a response to being called “Little Rubio” by the businessman, saying, “And you know what they say about men with small hands? You can’t trust them.” There’s only one logical way for this public pissing match to end: with both candidates whipping out Little Trump and Little Rubio and letting the people decide! Now that’s the American way!

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Check out more about Donald Trump debating his dick size here: https://www.cnn.com/2016/03/03/politics/donald-trump-small-hands-marco-rubio/

Hookers For Hilary

Image Source: HookersForHillary on FacebookDennis Hof, owner of the Las Vegas brothel the Moonlite Bunny Ranch, is turning his attention away from sex work and toward a more main stream subject: the 2016 presidential election. Hof and the ladies who work at the Bunny Ranch decided they wanted to throw their support to Hilary Clinton, a candidate who’s championing women’s rights as part of her campaign. And they decided there’s no better way to bring attention to Clinton than by caucusing with sexy, skin-tight red, white, and blue negligees and stilettos!

Hof is no stranger to getting involved in politics—in 2008 and 2012 he caucused for Libertarian candidate Ron Paul with “Pimpin’ For Paul.” He believes strongly in the importance of elections and politics, and is adamant about the Bunny Ranch’s women voting in the upcoming election. While not everyone is for Clinton (including Hof, who is torn between her and Donald Trump), Hof believes it’s a great way to get people interested in politics and give the Bunny Ranch some free PR: “[Hookers for Hillary] is a great way to get, not only the Bunny Ranch’s name out there, but to get more support for Hillary… Hopefully maybe people who were not really [political] followers before kind of looked into it and went, ‘Wow, this is big! What’s going on?’” God bless America!

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Check out more about Hookers for Hilary here: https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2016/feb/15/hookers-for-hillary-clinton-nevada-caucuses-bernie-sanders-moonlite-bunny-ranch