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Stormy Daniels Auctions Off Dress She Wore When She ‘Went Back To Trump’s Suite’

Infamous former porn star Stormy Daniels is auctioning off an image of her holding the gold cocktail dress she wore when she had an affair with Donald Trump. She called the moment she went back to his Lake Tahoe suite “the worst 90 seconds of my life.” In the picture, she is holding the shimmering gold dress while she sits on a bed wearing a short black dress and shiny heels.

“So I changed into a little cocktail dress and went to meet him for dinner. It’s a little gold cocktail dress that I bought from Marciano,” Daniels said. She cheekily started the bid at $690 and the winner not only gets the image, but the gold dress itself. The bid for the dress was already at $7,069.69 after one day of biddings. Daniels says that at this point she has “zero fucks to give” and has “legal bills to pay, so I might as well take the money and do something with it.”

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Check out more about Stormy Daniels auctioning off the dress she wore when she met Trump for an affair: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10275511/Stormy-Daniels-actioning-NFT-holding-gold-cocktail-dress-wore-Trumps-suite.html

Trump’s Raunchy Nickname For Playboy Playmate Mistress Revealed

The former producer of 60 Minutes claims that former President Donald Trump had a secret nickname for his one-time mistress, Karen McDougal. In his upcoming book, Ticking Clock: Behind the Scenes at 60 Minutes, he writes that then-President Trump revealed the secret nickname to an editor of the National Enquirer. It was then reported that Trump told the editor that he called McDougal the “‘Hoover Dam‘ because she was always so wet.”

In a 2018 interview with CNN’s Anderson Cooper, McDougal, one of the top Playboy playmates of the 90s, described her affair with Trump. McDougal told Cooper that Trump offered to pay her after their first sexual encounter—she said she refused and was so deeply hurt by the offer that she spent the night crying. The Enquirer’s parent company has admitted to buying her story for $150,000 during the 2016 campaign in order keep McDougal’s account of the affair out of the press—those payments, along with funds paid to porn star Stormy Daniels, helped land Trump’s former attorney Michael Cohen in prison.

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Check out more about Trump calling his Playboy playmate mistress “Hoover Dam” because she was always so wet:https://www.dailydot.com/debug/trump-nickname-former-mistress-dams/

Trump Jr. Shares Fake Pornhub Image To Celebrate His Dad’s Success

republicanelephantTrump Jr. has a history of sharing offbeat, controversial posts online, but his latest one involving Pornhub might just take the cake. In a post added to his story, Trump Jr. shared a Pornhub-style meme of his father with the caption “I had to…” The image shows President Trump smirking on a video titled “Orange Man Fucks Entire Democratic Party.”

The meme is likely in response to the recent conclusion of the Russia investigation, which ended without a collusion charge. It seems Don Jr. is far from finished sharing gloating memes about his father and his policies. But even we were surprised to see how he managed to slip in an X-rated reference to porn.

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Check out more about Trump Jr.’s fake Pornhub post: https://www.dailydot.com/layer8/donald-trump-jr-pornhub-meme/

Donald Trump’s Televised Address Gets ‘Sex Tape Audio’ Edit

white-male-1834072_640Many Americans opted not to watch President Donald Trump’s Oval Office address—including porn star Stormy Daniels, who live-streamed herself folding laundry during the speech. It seems people on Twitter had a more entertaining idea for how to watch the footage: stripping the words to show only Trump’s breathing and sniffing. The result, as one Twitter user says, is “Donald Trump ASMR my new worst obsession.”

The oval office “sex tape audio” edit inevitably prompted some amusing responses online: “This was actually the sex tape audio with Stormy Daniels, same duration and sign off.” Another tweet said, “I watched all of this and none of the original, but feel like I heard the best parts anyway.” Or to put it another way: “this is what hold music sounds like in hell.”

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Check out more about Donald Trump’s speech getting a sex tape audio edit:https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/donald-trump-oval-office-address-edited_us_5c35ba83e4b0f5aba7d9a087

Stormy Daniels Gets Candid About Sex With Trump In New Tell-All

mushroompenisIf you’ve ever wondered what it’s like to fuck Donald Trump, you can find out in Stormy Daniels’ new tell-all. The porn star spares no detail in her forthcoming book Full Disclosure, in which she writes candidly about her alleged affair with Trump. Daniels says it “may have been the least impressive sex” she’d ever had.

The NY Post reports, “In a blow to his manhood, she describes his genitals in lurid detail, saying his penis is ‘smaller than average,’ but ‘not freakishly small.’” “He knows he has an unusual penis,” Daniels claims. “It has a huge mushroom head. Like a toadstool.” She also describes how she laid there, annoyed, “getting fucked by a guy with Yeti pubes and a dick like the mushroom character in Mario Kart.” We have only one thing to say about Trump in the bedroom: you’re fired!

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Check out more about Stormy Daniels’ new tell-all: https://nypost.com/2018/09/18/stormy-says-trump-offered-to-help-her-cheat-on-the-apprentice/

Larry Flynt Offers $10 Million For Incriminating Sex Videos Of Trump

trump statuePorn kingpin Larry Flynt is upping the ante on his original offer to get dirt on Trump. During last year’s presidential campaign, Flynt dangled $1 million to anyone who could turn over video or audio capturing Trump behaving in an illegal or sexually demeaning manner. Now, he’s raising the sum to $10 million, which he detailed in a full-page ad in the Sunday edition of the Washington Post.

The infamous porn publisher hopes that any incriminating information might lead to Trump’s impeachment and removal from office. While Flynt would settle for another “Access Hollywood” type video, it’s safe to assume that what he really wants is evidence of Trump’s “private dossier,” which allegedly involves water sports and other scandalous sex acts with Russian prostitutes. In Sunday’s ad, Flynt asks for any “smoking gun” that is fit to publish and drive Trump from office—but what he really means is “peeing gun.”

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Here’s more about Larry Flynt’s $10 million offer for incriminating info on Trump: https://www.cnbc.com/2017/10/15/larry-flynt-offers-10-million-for-dirt-that-could-get-donald-trump-impeached.html

All The Ways Horny People Misspell Porn Searches

With Donald Trump’s recent typo of “covfefe” baffling and delighting the internet, Pornhub decided to get in on the joke. The porn site revealed the most common misspellings for each state when horny people search for something to satisfy their libidos. As Pornhub said: “As you can imagine, misspelled searches are quite common on Pornhub when people’s dominant digits 161are otherwise being… occupied. Thankfully our advanced auto-correct feature is always there to lend a hand.”

It seems “hentai” or Japanese anime porn is very commonly misspelled, especially in the Midwest, in six different states. There’s also “porm,” “step mon,” “wbony,” and “lesbiam.” But not to worry, Pornhub has your back—and your front. Like they say, despite the constant excitement of searching for porn covfefe.

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Check out more about the map that shows how people misspell porn searches state by state: https://www.dailydot.com/unclick/pornhub-typo-misspellings-by-state/

Stephen Colbert Makes Controversial Oral Sex Joke

vladtrumpStephen Colbert is no stranger to making racy jokes that cross lines and push boundaries—especially political ones. But his latest oral sex joke aimed at Donald Trump is offending people on both sides of the aisle. LGBTQ advocates are upset that the joke inadvertently attacked gay sexuality, and Trump supporters are mad that the President was accused of sucking dick!

During his opening monologue, Colbert made a joke implying Trump performs oral sex on Russian President Vladimir Putin. “In fact, the only thing your mouth is good for is being Vladimir Putin’s cock holster,” Colbert quipped. The joke suggests Trump giving head to Putin is somehow demeaning, because the punchline involves gay sex between two men, which many are calling homophobic. And Trump supporters don’t like the President being attacked through a gay sex joke. The hashtag #FireColbert has since been making the rounds on Twitter by both liberals and conservatives, leading his fans to wish that it was his character from the Colbert Report who made the joke, instead of him.

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Check out more about Colbert’s homophobic oral sex joke: https://www.dailydot.com/irl/stephen-colbert-homophobic-joke/

Anti-Trump Erotica “Redacted in the Butt” Raises Money For ACLU

trumppeefaceThe Hugo-nominated erotic author Chuck Tingle delighted fans with his last titillating book, in which “Domald Tromp” enjoys getting dominated by a T-Rex! And who can forget his scandalous erotica Pounded in the Butt about Trump’s alleged golden shower? Well, now Tingle is at it again with his latest anti-Trump fan fiction masterpiece, Redacted in the Butt by Redacted Under the Tromp Administration.

This time, Tingle has written on the theme of censorship and repression under the new Tromp administration—which turns out to be very sexy and very weird. As Tingle describes on Amazon: “This erotic tale is 4,100 words of sizzling human on sentient censored being action, including anal, blowjobs, REDACTED, rough sex, and gay politically concealed information love.” As if this strange and sensual journey weren’t enough, Tingle has also promised to donate the profits from his book to the American Civil Liberties Union, an organization that said it will challenge Trump’s immigration ban. Oh yeah, and he also created a Breitbart parody website, Buttbart!

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Check out more about Chuck Tingle’s latest anti-trump erotica: https://www.dailydot.com/unclick/chuck-tingle-breitbart-parody-buttbart/

Alec Baldwin Mocks Trump’s Russian ‘Pee-Pee Party’ On SNL

trumppeefaceAlec Baldwin returned to Saturday Night Live to do what he does best—mock Trump. And, of course, the sketch reenacts the bizarre press conference where Trump addressed the “golden shower” dossier. The first question is inevitably about his alleged “big Russian pee-pee party.”

“No, no,” Trump responds. “I’m not talking about the pee-pee. It didn’t happen. It wasn’t as cool as it sounds. Next question.” But when he’s asked his next question, also about the “golden shower gate,” he has this to say: “I want to talk about what is really important. I want to bring a thick stream of jobs back. This country will literally be showered with jobs.” The puns don’t stop there: the president-elect hopes to “make a big splash” and take full advantage of his “golden opportunity.” He concludes with thanking everyone for peeing, er, being there.

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Check out the SNL “golden shower gate” press conference sketch : https://www.thegailygrind.com/2017/01/15/watch-alec-baldwin-brutally-mock-trumps-russian-pee-pee-party-press-conference-snl/