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7 Shameless Confessions From People With More Than One Side Piece

Some people collect coins or cars—others collect lovers they can hook up with for a little side action. Both men and women are guilty of cheating here and there, and these shameless confessions from the people of Whisper prove that it’s not that uncommon to have multiple interests. Here are confessions from those who enjoy some tasty sides with the main course.

  1. “I have more than one side chick. Some are weekly, some are on a call when I need basis. I don’t know how to stop.”Wow. All that side action sounds exhausting!
  2. “I am married and I have two side chicks for wild sex!”This must require boundless energy!
  3. “I have two side guys because my main guy won’t even text me.”Does that even count?
  4. “I am engaged, I love my fiance, but we have trouble in the bedroom so he lets me have side guys who he has met. And I call them my friends.”Now that is a generous fiance!
  5. “Both of my side girls are single, but I honestly prefer a married woman. Specifically because I’m a married man and we both have the same to lose.”Fair enough.
  6. “I am scared my side pieces are having main chick ambitions. I just don’t have the time for all that!”That does seem like a lot of work…
  7. “My side chicks just found out about each other and are cool with it. WHAAAAT!?”Luckiest person in the universe?

Looking for some shameless action yourself? Come get lucky right here!

Check out more shameless confessions from people with side pieces: https://distractify.com/sex-relationships/2017/01/29/whisper-side-pieces

8 Steamy Business Trip Confessions

Image Source: Whisper
Image Source: Whisper

What is it about a work trip that so often leads to a steamy affair? Something about leaving home on business can make a normally responsible person turn very, very naughty. Here are 8 business trip confessions on Whisper from employees who got a little too friendly with their colleagues.

  1. “I had a steamy one night stand when away on a business trip…I can’t stop thinking about him.”
    Hot affairs do have that effect on a person…
  2. “I made a bet that my coworker would sleep with me on a business trip. I won.”
    Good odds!
  3. “I gave a coworker a BJ while on a business trip after he told me his wife hasn’t given him one in years. I feel so much guilt now. I cannot let my husband find out.”
    What happens on a business trip stays on a business trip?
  4. “I hooked up with a guy friend of mine on my business trip. It was my first time with a guy and it was amazing! I’m a guy.”
    Sounds like this person gained a lot of important experiences on this work trip!
  5. “On a business trip I seduced my boss. We loved it. He wants me to stay late again tonight.”
    A lot more than just work is happening at this office!
  6. “Last year I cheated on my wife with a prostitute while on a business trip. I think she’s known ever since.”Whoops! Not a successful trip after all….
  7. “I cheated on my husband with my ex while on a business trip. Now I can’t stop thinking about how good the sex with my ex has always been. He’s like my sex soulmate.”
    Risky business!
  8. “I had sex with my manager on a business trip while my other coworkers were asleep in the same suite.”
    Naughty, naughty boss!

Looking to get naughty yourself? You don’t have to go away on business to have a steamy experience!

Check out more steamy business trip confessions here: https://distractify.com/sex-relationships/2016/11/11/business-trip-hookups

8 People Confess the Worst Reason They’ve Ever Had Sex 

Image Source: Flickr.com | Alex Proimos
Image Source: Flickr.com | Alex Proimos

Let’s face it, you don’t need a good reason to have sex. And sometimes, unfortunately, sex happens for some less than stellar reasons. These real confessions from people on Whisper prove that you don’t always need a good (or even a reasonable) reason to get it on!

  1. “I once slept with someone just so they would hurry up and leave.”
    Hey, got the job done, didn’t it?
  2. “The only reason I had sex with him is to prove to my best friend that she couldn’t have him.”
    Sounds like a real cock blocker…
  3. “Freshman year of college I slept with a professor so that he’d let me turn in my final project late. Now I’m a junior and I’ve done the same thing 5 other times.”
    Sounds like a good system!
  4. “I once had sex with a girl only because she said she would buy me food…I think I’m a food whore...”
    That or you were really hungry (for action!)
  5. “I had sex with a guy older than me because he wore a suit and drove a Range Rover.”
    Range Rover should use this confession in their advertising!
  6. “I only had sex with you to burn off the calories from the nachos I ate.”
    We can think of worse ways to exercise!
  7. “I’m so stubborn that I had sex with my best friend to prove him wrong when he said I couldn’t be kinky and dirty in bed.”
    Sure proved him wrong!
  8. “I slept with my ex boyfriend’s best friend. Not to get back at him. Only because I wanted sex.”
    Sounds like a perfect reason to us!

Looking for something naughty yourself? We can give you a million reasons to get frisky at NiteFlirt!

Check out more confessions of terrible reasons to have sex here: https://distractify.com/sex-relationships/2016/07/22/sex-for-bad-reasons

Get Pumped (Literally) For Pornhub’s New ‘Sexercise’ App

bangfit-logoWant to get fit as fuck this summer? We have just the thing for you: BangFit, Pornhub’s latest “sexercise” program! This brilliant new app is the perfect thing to “encourage sedentary souls to get active through rigorous and regimented bouts of sexual activity,” reports Distractify. After all, BangFit can be done from the comfort of your own home, er, bedroom!

The app lets you choose a sexercise video to follow along with, and then when you’ve “finished,” it tells you how many calories you’ve burned. The videos are available for couples, multiple partners, and solo participants to get their cardio on. “BangFit was designed after exhaustive research through the thousands of sexercise studies/articles, consulting with health and fitness experts and professionals (including personal trainers) and cross referencing that with anecdotal evidence on what are the most fun sex positions,” Pornhub says. BangFit also offers a workout band that links to your smartphone for more targeted performance tracking. Who said working out couldn’t be enjoyable?

Want to have some exciting and fun experiences yourself? NiteFlirt’s amazing sexercise program can whip you into shape in no time!

Check out more about BangFit here.

8 People Confessed the Strangest Things They’ve Said During Orgasm

As anyone who’s ever yelled something outrageous while cumming understands, it’s impossible to be self-possessed during an orgasm. Whether it’s calling out your ex’s name or something totally strange, you’ve probably said some less-than-ideal things while climaxing. Here are some strange things people said during orgasm on Whisper.

  1. “I screamed out that I wanted to be a woman during sex with my wife last night….”
    The mind has a mind of its own during orgasm!
  2. “When he was about to orgasm, he screamed ‘Yes Brittany!’ at the top of his lungs. My name’s not Brittany. That’s his sister. FML.”
    Freudian slip?
  3. “I didn’t realize how much I loved learning about communism until I screamed out Josef Stalin during orgasm.”
    This guy gives new meaning to the term “history buff!”
  4. “My boyfriend yelled, ‘For Narnia!’, once when we were having sex.”
    Well, sex can make you feel like a warrior!
  5. “My girlfriend and I were having sex last night. She screamed out her own name…”
    That’s one way to toot your own horn!
  6. “One time I was thinking about cereal during sex and screamed out Cap’n Crunch as I came.”
    The Cap’n makes it happen!
  7. “He lasted 2 minutes, yelled ‘I won!’ as he finished and then fell asleep.”
    Definitely doesn’t sounds like a winner to us…
  8. “My ex asked me to call him Santa Claus during sex. I screamed ‘Fuck me Santa!’”
    And a VERY merry Christmas to you!

Looking to have an outrageous experience yourself? We can make you yell about stranger stuff than cereal here!

h/t: Distractify

This Is What Happens When Comedians Feed Porn Stars Their Lines

Image Source: Screen captures from YouTube via DistractifyEver wonder what the people are talking about during the part of the porno you always fast forward through? Well, in a new Comedy Central video, two comedians feed porn stars their lines in real time, while they are fucking, and the result is hilarious. Here are some of the most ridiculous lines they tell the adult entertainers to say during “the action” scenes (watch the video below).

When the guy enters the room he says, “This is the part of the porno everyone fast forwards through. So we can say whatever we want. Obama’s a Muslim.” Later, once the lady takes off her shirt, he decides it’s time to get this party started: “People are gonna start watching the porno now, so we should do sex.” Then he goes down on her, and she says, “You’re really lucky I’m not suede. Because my vagina would be ruined, like how suede gets ruined when it gets wet.” When they start fucking doggy style, the comedian has the guy put one leg up and say, “I’m just like Washington crossing the Delaware!” And when it’s time for the money-shot (on her tits), the guy yells, “Get out of here, sticky ghost babies!” Of course, she doesn’t miss a beat: “My tits are their graveyard!”

Want us to show you “how we stayed warm in the military”? We can make you “wish you had fifty tits!”

Check out the video of comedians feeding porn stars their lines here:

And you can read more here:  https://distractify.com/humor/2016/02/26/mustafa-comedian-porn-narration

Skype Sex Confessions

Oh, the joys of Skype sex! Whether you’re trying to keep the spark alive in a long-distance relationship, or trying to, um, “get to know someone better,” Skype sex definitely gets the job done. Here are 7 people’s confessions about their experiences with Skype sex.

“The best part about Skype sex is that you don’t have to cuddle afterwards.”
True. You also don’t have to sneak away early in the morning…

“Long distance Skype sex is the worst. His battery died but my libido didn’t….”
Quick, somebody get that man an outlet!

“I have weekly Skype sex with a stunning married woman. She says it actually saved her marriage.”
Skype sex saves the day again!

“I once had Skype sex with 2 guys back to back. One was my ex, the other was a stranger.”
Sounds like you had a very fun and productive day!

“My bf came twice from our Skype sex tonight and all I did was moan.”
A sexy success story!

“Just realized: I’ve had Skype sex with a guy in Ireland, Scotland, and England. Now I just have Canada and Australia to check off my list.”
Around the world in 30 days!

“Skype sex is only good for so long. It just makes me crave him more than ever.”
Well, yeah. That’s the point!

In the mood for some long-distance lovin’? We can keep your libido charged all night long!

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8 Types of Guys You’ll Always Find on Tinder

Image Source: Flickr.com | User: isherwoodchrisIf you’re a single gal navigating the strange and exciting world known as Tinder, you probably already know the types of guys you’ll usually find. You’ve inevitably seen the bathroom selfies, the shirtless pics, and the Netflix and Chill guys. Straight guys on Tinder come in a few different forms—here are the 8 most common and entertaining ones as compiled by Distractify.

  1. The naked guy
    Sure, you want to be turned off by seeing a hot naked guy on Tinder, but let’s be honest, who can resist that perfectly toned ass?
  2. The guy with all the requirements
    “‘No Redsox fans, fatties need not apply, hot girls only’ … insert really any offensive demand here.”
  3. The guy with the disclaimers
    “The girl in the picture is my sister. Oh, the girl on my lap? My cousin. Baby’s not mine either. He calls me daddy though, dunno why.”
  4. The creepy guy
    His profile comes complete with un-subtle sexual innuendos, and count on him asking you at exactly 3 months if you’re dtf.
  5. The satirical guy
    Full of carefully crafted ironic gems, this guy, according to Distractify, you should actually probably bone!
  6. The guy who’s in a committed relationship with his abs
    This guy “works hard plays hard!” But he’s probably too busy working and playing with his abs to pay too much attention to you.
  7. The married guy
    There’s always one of these guys—and he doesn’t even try to hide it!
  8. The rich guy
    “Unsolicited ATM receipts are like unsolicited dick pics—while the size impresses me for a minute or two, my awe is soon replaced by disgust and I begin to doubt the authenticity.”

Looking for a little Netflix and Chill tonight? We aren’t married or in a relationship with our abs here!

Check out more guys you’ll always find on Tinder here: https://distractify.com/humor/2015/12/21/margot-tinder-sucks

6 Pieces of Furniture Ranked By Difficulty of Having Sex on Them

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Distractify came up with a comprehensive (and brilliant!) study about the difficulty of getting it on on 13 common pieces of household furniture. Some are silly (a lamp), while others are surprising (it’s harder to fuck in the shower than it is on a toilet). Check out some highlights of the list (and see the entire thing below):

6. Rocking Chair
Even though this seems like it would be the perfect piece of furniture to have sex on (like a sex swing but on the ground), it is surprisingly unruly.
5. Kitchen Counter
While movies would have you believe that the kitchen counter is the hottest place in the house to get it on, one attempt at it will prove Hollywood a big fat liar. Sadly, its hard surface and sharp edges make it unsustainable for a long fuck fest. But it’s still great for foreplay!
4. Shower
Distractify: “A shower is basically a formation of vertical, slippery surfaces upon which you desperately cling for the hope of some traction, but in the end one person always ends up being unable to breathe because they’re under the stream of water, and the other person is exhausted from trying to cling to the tiles.”
3. Toilet
The toilet doesn’t scream romance, and for good reason: the lid’s often loose, the water’s an obstacle, etc. etc.
2. Desk
This one’s a classic—and so hot! The only drawback: the clean-up afterward, since you’ll inevitably be sweeping everything onto the floor in a mad fit of passion!
1. Gliding Foot Rest
Distractify again: “The single greatest piece of furniture to ever be utilized for a romantic occasion…What we once called “doggy style” the foot rest has transformed into a thing of grace. What was once “the missionary”? Now a mesmerizing sexual ballet.”

Feel like utilizing some common household items yourself? We are all about “mesmerizing sexual ballets” here!

Check out the full list!

13 Thoughts Every Dude Has Had During Sex

 The internet’s favorite celebrity, George Takei, re-posted a list from Distractify called “13 Thoughts Every Guy Has Had During Sex,” and as you can imagine, it is pretty amazing. The list is in gif form and narrated from the point of view of a dude while getting his freak on. Here are some highlights from this hilarious and spot-on list (check it out in gif form below):best_phone_sex_niteflirt_sex9
  1. “Cramp! Cramp! OMG, my leg!”
    What dude cannot relate to getting a cramp in his leg right in the middle of getting some action? It’s the sidelines for you, champ.
  2. “Okay, I need to last but not for TOO long.”
    You know you have to wait for her to cum (ladies first!) but you don’t want to go on and on and on either. The million dollar question: how to strike the perfect balance that will make her want to fuck you again?
  3. “Is she faking it?”
    “Was that sound real or fake? Is she faking because she likes me and wants me to keep going or because it’s awful and she wants to get it over with?”
  4. “Oh no. She’s silent. Why is she silent?”
    The gif for this: Mark Wahlberg’s confused, panicked eyes darting around helplessly.
  5. “Omg I slightly changed positions and she straight up moaned. I’m basically the lord of sex now.”
    Elvis, smirking.
  6. “So. Hungry. Right. Now.”
    “Is it weird that I can’t stop thinking about the leftovers in my fridge?”
  7. “T-minus 2 minutes till I cum!”
    Time for TURBO-TIME!!!
  8. “Mmmmm, I came.”
    (30 seconds later). Nite nite.
It’s funny cause it’s true. Stay tuned for the next installment—from the lady’s point of view! Or you can find out what women really want right here with us. We can make you feel like the lord of sex!
Check out Distractify’s list here!