Pornhub Parody “Scrubhub” Features Videos About Washing Dirty Hands

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Pornhub has a new parody site featuring filthy content—literally. Scrubhub is a collection of satirical handwashing videos featuring both everyday people and Pornhub models like Asa Akira, Danika Mori, and June Liu. The site’s purpose is to emphasize the importance of hand-washing with lightness and humor. 

“Cleanest Porn Ever” is a campaign driven by Pornhub’s Model Program community featuring instructional videos from performers all around the world. The Vice President of Pornhub said in a press release: “We thought this presented a unique opportunity for Pornhub to bring some joy to something that has become so mundane and repetitive.” Musicians, comedians and the like will also be featured washing their dirty hands twice daily on the site.

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Check out more about Pornhub’s parody site, Scrubhub: https://mashable.com/article/pornhub-scrubhub-hand-washing-parody/

The 10 Best British Words For Fucking

The Brits are pretty damn filthy. Those cheeky buggers have every imaginable word for sex under the (hazy) sun. Here are 10 of the best.

  1. Shagging.”
    Shagalicious, baby!
  2. Getting your end away.”
    That’s one way to say “getting some!”
  3. Having it off.”
    Efficient!
  4. How’s your father?”
    Father? What about MILF?
  5. Roger.”
    Roger that!
  6. Rumpy pumpy.”
    Nursery rhyme? Dirty limerick?
  7. Root.”
    Nothing sexier than a plant metaphor!
  8. Knock off.”
    Not before you get your rocks off!
  9. Shaft.”
    Shaft, that’s right!
  10. The old in out.”
    That’s pretty straight forward, actually!

Looking to get cheeky? You don’t need to be across the pond to get your end away at NiteFlirt!

Check out more British words for sex: https://www.buzzfeed.com/benarmson90/only-a-real-brit-will-have-used-at-least-xx-of-these-words

Pornhub’s ‘Dirtiest Porn Ever’ Wants To Help Clean Up Our Filthy Beaches

13945229459_f7c474edc0_zPornhub is offering the “Dirtiest Porn Ever” in hopes of helping clean up and raise awareness about plastic pollution on beaches. The site is offering an X-rated film featuring hot amateur couple Leolulu getting frisky on a beach that is loaded with plastic trash. Pornhub will mark each viewing with a donation to Ocean Polymers—a nonprofit organization working on sending a ship to sea that will pick up and recycle plastic from the world’s waters—and spread awareness about a pressing environmental issue.

While the “dirty” campaign might appeal to a narrow slice of fetishists, the larger point being made is that a trashy background can put a damper on our porn viewing. On screen, the couple’s fucking gets obscured by detritus until a cleanup crew—dressed in Pornhub hazmat suits—tidies the beach so the couple can finally get it on. The vice president of Pornhub says, “We’re dirty here at Pornhub but that doesn’t mean our beaches need to be.”

Looking for something dirty? Let’s get filthy (or clean, we won’t judge) here at NiteFlirt!

Check out more about Pornhub’s “dirtiest porn ever”: https://nypost.com/2019/08/27/can-the-dirtiest-porn-ever-help-clean-up-our-filthy-beaches/

6 Nerdy Sex Toys

best_phone_sex_niteflirt_mens_sex_toysWe’ve got just the thing to fulfill every Sci-Fi and Fantasy nerd’s hottest dreams: nerdy sex toys! Whether you’re a fan of Game Of Thrones or Star Wars, there’s a sex toy out there just waiting for you to unlock its magic. Here are 6 cleverly-shaped sex toys to make your nerdy fantasies a reality.

  1. Game of Moans Long ShaftEver wanted a piece of John Snow’s famous sword (wink wink)? Now you literally can, with this dildo aptly named “longshaft.”
  2. Unicorn Horn DildoHarness the power of your (ahem) inner unicorn with these fun, colorful sex toys! According to Geeky Sex Toys, “this legendary mysteriously mystical dildo will help stimulate the most magical orgasms.”
  3. Bad DragonThis naughty dragon has an extra “tongue” to stimulate either the clit or prostrate. It’s also perfect for both vaginal and anal play.
  4. Darth VibratorThis powerful wand will take your orgasm to the dark side. The force is strong with this sex toy!
  5. Möan-lnir
    “Thor’s powerful hammer, Mjolnir, now comes in a cleverly-designed dildo version: Möan-lnir. Don’t worry, it’s not the hammer-head you’re supposed to put into your body, but the 7-inch-long, hard silicon handle,” reports Refinery29. Hot!
  6. CumoraIf you’ve been lusting after Guardian of the Galaxy’s sexy Gamora, now you can fulfill your dirtiest fantasies with this silicone fleshlight!

Want to make your dirty fantasies a reality? Come experience NiteFlirt’s sexual magic!

Check out more nerdy sex toys: https://www.refinery29.com/nerdy-sex-toys-for-geeks#slide-15

8 Dirty Tweets From 2017 That You’ll Still Be Laughing At In 2018

kgoalboostIt was a good year for raunchy tweets. That’s why we found some that were so funny you can still enjoy them next year! Here are 8 dirty tweets that you’ll still remember come (pun intended) 2018.

  1. My mum asked if I had anything to suck on during the flight; apparently ‘idk what does the pilot look like’ wasn’t an acceptable answer.” Sorry, ma—trying to join the Mile High Club!
  2. ‘No sex before marriage.’
    ‘Say it after me.’” Exactly.
  3. *reads motivational makeup bag: ‘If at first you don’t succeed fix your ponytail and try again.’
    Is this about sucking dick?” Obviously. And it’s good advice, too!
  4. You know the pussy good when you pull yo dick out, and it sound like you refreshing yo TL.” Mmm, nothing more refreshing and delicious!
  5. Every time u yawn in October, a ghost put his dick in ur mouth.” OMG! Yes!
  6. reading sexts you sent when ur not horny anymore and u can’t believe those things went thru ur head.” It’s true…
  7. “‘did you cum?’
    ‘yeah to my senses, get out of my house.’”
    We’ve all been there.
  8. @Gordon Ramsay: ‘This I why I love meat…’
    @andywarhella: ‘when the pipe got ya legs shakin and ya eyes rollin back in ur head.’” Where’s the beef?

Looking for some naughty fun? We’ve got just what you need to end 2017 on a high note on NiteFlirt.

Check out more raunchy tweets that will keep you laughing in the new year: https://www.buzzfeed.com/genamourbarrett/the-worst-things-to-happen-to-food-in-2017

10 Raunchy Sex Jokes That’ll Make You Say ‘WTF’

best_phone_sex_niteflirt_amy_schumerHere at NiteFlirt, we love us some dirty jokes. But then again, there are dirty jokes and then there are dirty jokes. Here are some of the most hilarious and cringeworthy ones out there.

  1. Why did Miss Piggy douche with honey?
    Kermit likes honey-glazed ham.
  2. What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball?
    She gagged.
  3. How do you know if a guy has a high sperm count?
    You have to chew before you swallow.
  4. What do a pizza delivery guy and a gynecologist have in common?
    They can smell it, but they can’t eat it.
  5. What do eating pussy and smoking cigarettes have in common?
    The closer you get to the butt, the worse it tastes.
  6. What happened to Pinocchio when he was masturbating?
    He caught fire.
  7. What does Popeye’s dick smell like?
    Olive oil.
  8. What gets longer when pulled, fits between breasts, inserts neatly in a hole, and works best when jerked?
    A seatbelt.
  9. What’s the difference between jam and jelly?
    You can’t jelly something up your ass.
  10. What’s red and has seven dents in it?
    Snow White’s cherry.

Looking for something a little raunchy? Let’s get dirty!

Check out more dirty jokes: https://www.buzzfeed.com/spenceralthouse/nsfw-sex-jokes

8 Dirty Jokes That Will Make Women Scream With Laughter

oldsexSometimes, when it comes to sex, women need to laugh to keep from crying. After all, if the guy didn’t make you cum, laughter is at least the next best thing. Here are 8 dirty jokes that will have women screaming with laughter.

  1. “Is this about sucking dick? Sign reads: ‘If at first you don’t succeed, fix your ponytail and try again.’”
    It’s funny cause it’s true!
  2. “*during sex*
    him: fuck. ur tight.
    me: thanks. ur pretty cool too.”
    Such a lovely compliment!
  3. “Me, while he’s 6ft deep in my cervix: hey can I ask u something? Why didn’t u tell me u were gonna be late earlier. I don’t mind if you wanna go out with your friends I just want us to communicate.”
    Bwhahahahaha!
  4. “Guy: Fuck her from the back while she’s cooking eggs in morning for you.
    Response: Y’all gonna learn to stop taking sex advice from tumblr when ya titty hit that hot pan on the stove.”
    Seriously—that could get dangerous!
  5. “If you sucked my titties you can never talk shit about me I’m your mom now respect me.”
    Mama knows!
  6. “*having sex*
    boy: did you cum yet
    girl: not yet
    boy: *does nothing* how about now?
    girl: sure
    boy: sweet”

    We’ve all been there…
  7. “Me: I’m only meeting him to chill.Me to me: shave your pussy just in case.”
    They don’t call it Netflix and Chill for nothing!
  8. “Guy: *gets blowjob*Guy: did u cum babe?”
    This is exactly why they should teach Sex Ed in school!

Looking to get dirty? We can make you scream with pleasure right here!

Check out more dirty sex jokes for women: https://www.buzzfeed.com/jasminnahar/jokes-about-sex-that-will-make-women-laugh-way-harder-tha

Sex Game’s Safe For Work Mode Dresses Characters In X-Mas Sweaters

womandominatingmanLadykiller in a Bind is a fun, erotic game that lets folks explore BDSM and consent. It’s full of naughty, dirty sex. And now, the game’s new update lets players keep things PG-13. And very merry.

Version 1.1.0 adds a few handy options for eager players who might want to play the game in a public setting. The first is to skip forward over any of the game’s racy sex scenes. But the best change is the “Safe For Work” option, which covers up all the nudity by giving the cast colorful Christmas sweaters. So, you know, if your boss sees you playing a game with a gagged and restrained character who’s tied to a chair, at least the character will be wearing a festive sweater!

Feeling like getting into a festive spirit yourself? If there’s two things we love: it’s sex and ugly x-mas sweaters!

Check out more about the sex game’s new SFW option: https://kotaku.com/sex-game-s-safe-for-work-mode-dresses-characters-in-chr-1789489454

The Best, Dirtiest Porn on Tumblr

tumblrWhile Tumblr may have a “clean” reputation as a blogging site, it actually offers some of the finest, filthiest porn on the internet! From artful images to amateur porn to vintage pin-ups—you just have to know where to look. Here’s the best porn Tumblr has to offer:

  1. Taste This Kitty
    You’ll find fucking, BDSM, sexy GIFS, and best of all, loads of images of head!
  2. Indifferent Cats in Amateur Porn
    This Tumblr is all about the pussy—cats that is! Yes, these cats don’t know and don’t care that a porn is happening all around them. Meow!
  3. Addicted to Fucking and Sex
    As Daily Dot explains, “Addicted to Fucking and Sex is a one-stop digital porn shop, boasting an impressive archive and a button for longer videos. It’s also open to submissions and archives what it receives, so users hoping to get a feel of their fellow Tumblr fans can easily navigate to the goods, pick up some inspiration along the way, and maybe even find their new favorite porn Tumblr.” Hot hot hot!
  4. Bijou
    This one’s dedicated to keeping Chicago’s revered gay adult Bijou Theater & Sex Club’s spirit alive by preserving its archives of vintage porn online. Old school gay porn stars? Yes please!
  5. The Art of Porn
    Sex is beautiful. And this Tumblr captures the artful moments of getting down. Sexy and aesthetic!

Looking for something naughty? Whatever (filthy thing) you’re looking for, you’ll find it at NiteFlirt!

Check out more about the best smut on Tumblr here: https://www.dailydot.com/unclick/tumblr-porn-accounts/

NEWS: 3 Generations of Sex, Intimacy, & Relationships (Part III)

Our Dirty Thirty Lady Brings Up The Caboose.

Today we reveal what our 30-year-old women had to say when it comes to sex, relationships, and intimacy. After reading all 3 surveys, it’s obvious to see that as women age things become less complicated, in modern terms, we acquire a YOLO attitude. Whether it’s about what we expect from men (in and out the bedroom), how we feel about ourselves, or what we’re open to, we let go a bit. All ladies answered honestly, and the common denominator is that at the end of the day all of these women want a committed partner, and it doesn’t have to be in the traditional fairytale fashion.

Age:
31.

 

Current level of sexual libido: 1-5, 5 being can’t live without sex:
3.

Astrological Sign:
VIRGO.

Does astrology play any effect on who you date, or have sex with?
I think its always fun to know your partners sign and read their horoscopes, compatibility but it doesn’t effect my final decision if it’s someone who I think I’m compatible with.

Have you ever been in love, if so how old were you when you were first in love?
Hmm, I thought I was in love at 17 yrs old.

What was the astrological sign of the man you were in love with?
Aquarius.

What did/do love about sex with him?
His large penis, LOL!

What characteristics of a man are you looking for, be detailed and be honest.  Also, what characteristics are you looking for in the sheets, and how has that changed since your first sexual experiences if at all?
A man who is motivated and loyal. I think it’s important to have the same values and motivations in life. I feel that your significant other’s relationship with their family is important and what they have to say about their ex says a lot about them. I’m looking for someone who is striving to better himself on a personal and professional level – not becoming stagnant. I’m looking for someone that can hang with my friends and feel comfortable around my family.  I’m looking for a guy who is physically fit and who enjoys sports. A man’s man!

What is the biggest turn off in bed?
When guys make noises – grunting, etc. When a guy is shy.

Do you enjoy dirty talk, do you contribute to the dirty talk?
It depends on how many drinks I’ve had.

Is there a position that you just dread? Is there a position that you love but are too bashful to ask for?
I feel like I’m fairly open.

Would you change anything about yourself in the bedroom?
Feeling more comfortable with my body.

Are you open to sex with no attachments, have you ever had that type of relationship and was it a harmonious? (Be honest ladies)
Sometimes this type of sex is the best kind (I think this depends on where you are in your life and what you are looking for and what you have time for) and yes, I have had this type of relationship, and it worked.

Have you ever been cheated on, and if so, what can your next partner do to ease your fears about cheating?
Almost every guy I have dated has cheated on me.   I would like to think that there are guys that can keep their dicks in their pants but sometimes I question if men aren’t meant to monogamous. I think to ease my fears they just need to prove through actions cheating is not on their agenda. Actions always speak louder than words.

Do you feel that men have changed when it comes to intimacy, loyalty, and relationships since your first sexual experiences/relationships? If so, why do you think this is the case?
Yes. I feel like my first sexual experiences and relationships were elementary and immature.

Do you feel that you’ve changed when it comes to intimacy, loyalty, and relationships since your first sexual experiences/relationships? If so, why do you think this is the case?
You have to be cautious and keep your guard up until you feel you can really trust someone. When you really trust someone and the loyalty is there, the sex has more meaning and can be better than a “one night stand.”

When you’ve been in a relationship what have you done to revive the sex life when you’ve hit a rut?
Spontaneous blow jobs, guys love blow jobs!

Have you ever tried dating sites, if not are you open to it?
I have and I wasn’t a big fan. I feel like you never know who the real person is on the other end, and that people can make themselves be whatever they want.

In a perfect world what is your fairytale ending, marriage? marriage with kids, unmarried with no kids, unmarried with kids, open relationships, a few more long- term relationships with different men with or without kids?
Ideally, I would like to be married someday, maybe with a baby running around. Realistically, I don’t know that will happen. I don’t feel the value of marriage is the same as it used to be. There is too much out there to cause chaos in relationships. The Internet, social medial, even TV. Back in the day a couple actually worked at dating!