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Arts Patron Wants To Erect Massive Trump Sculpture Out Of Dildos

A patron of the arts has an interesting idea for a new art installation. In Dan Savage’s popular sex column Savage Love, a letter-writer named “Trump Dildos” sought an artist to erect a massive Trump sculpture out of 3,000 individual copper dildo molds. Apparently, the art-patron works at a scrap metal factory, and feels the metal should be used to replicate Trump’s likeness instead of melted down for consumer purposes.

The letter begins this way: “Nearly fifteen years ago a young artist named Chris Savido created a small acrylic on canvas that became known as “Bush Monkeys.” From a distance it was a portrait of President George W. Bush, but as you get closer you can see the image is made up of monkeys swimming in a marsh.” This inspired the idea for an installation “that from a distance appears to be the unmistakable portrait of President Trump, but as you get closer you can see the image is really made up of hundreds or even thousands of dildos.” You know what they say about one man’s trash being another man’s treasure…

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Check out more about a giant Trump installation made of copper dildo molds: https://www.portlandmercury.com/blogtown/2019/01/14/25507618/arts-patron-seeks-to-donate-dildos-for-trump-massive-likeness

This Miniaturist Artist Makes Super Tiny Dildos And Condoms

“I want to make miniatures that break boundaries,” says Brooklyn-based artist Amanda Kelly. She’s known for her risque, taboo-pushing miniatures. She makes everything from doll-sized dildos to tiny condoms.

“I’m a lesbian so I don’t really use those, but I think they’re cool” she said of her miniature condoms. She pretty much makes anything that looks realistic and that you wouldn’t find on Etsy or at a miniature show. “It’s just something that is taboo. These are things that I make because I don’t see them, and I can’t buy them.”

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Check out more about the artist that makes racy miniatures: https://nypost.com/video/this-miniaturist-makes-tiny-dildos-maxi-pads-condoms-and-bongs/

Marilyn Manson Is Selling Dildos With His Face on Them

Marilyn Manson is giving fans a special treat for Halloween. You can now purchase an 8″ dildo with Manson’s face on it. The “double cross” dildo features the artist’s name engraved on the side, and “environmentally safe” gothic paint on Manson’s face.

“I guess this is…Halloween. #dickortreat,” he wrote on Twitter. While a Manson dildo might seem unique, metal bands have been selling sex toys in their likenesses for years. Swedish metal band Ghost B.C. offered a box set including a bronze butt plug and silicone dildo shaped like their lead singer. Rammstein also presented their own box set featuring not one, but six dildos, each one inspired by a different member of the band. Happy Halloween!

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Check out more about a new 8″ dildo with Marilyn Manson’s face on it: https://pitchfork.com/news/marilyn-manson-is-selling-dildos-with-his-face-on-them/

A Dozen Dildos Washed Up On The Beach In Italy

It was an awkward situation for Italian beach goers in Naples when several dildos washed up on the shore. To make matters worse, they closed the beach to clean up the scattered sex toys. “When we saw them we started to laugh because we could not do anything else,” a volunteer who wished to remain anonymous told The Sun.

Volunteers who regularly clean up trash on the beach admitted they’d never found anything quite so interesting. The real mystery for all involved is how 12 dildos wound up in the ocean. Did they fall off a boat that was hosting a sex toy party? Do they belong to mermaids? Only the ocean knows the secret.

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Check out more about a dozen dildos washing up on an Italian beach: https://www.refinery29.com/2017/09/173451/dildos-found-italy-beach

Sex Toys Used To Chase Off Armed Robbers At California Sex Shop

An armed robber got a huge surprise during a sex store stick-up when instead of cash, he got a face full of dildos. The attempted robbery, caught on surveillance video, happened at San Bernardino sex store Lotions & Lace. Just before closing, a man walked in pointing what appeared to be a gun, but the two feisty female store employees weren’t scared.

“With the gun, he walked in. I just thought he was trying to be funny, to scare us,” said Amy, a store employee. “But then I saw the gun and it was like, really? I don’t have time for this.” She started yelling, and eventually began throwing sex toys at him to chase him away. Before long, he fled the store empty-handed. “I think he was a coward,” said the store’s other employee. “Coming in and trying to get over on two females and not realizing that we’re pretty feisty.”

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Check out more about sex shop employees chasing off an armed robber with sex toys here: https://abc7.com/news/armed-robber-chased-off-with-sex-toys-at-san-bernardino-shop/1658847/

Target Apologizes For “Star Wars” Toys That Look Just Like Dildos

Sometimes stores that sell toys need to apologize for merchandise that looks a little too, um, adult. That’s exactly what happened with Target’s latest “Star Wars: The Force Awakens” pool toys. One mother couldn’t believe her eyes when she saw what looked exactly like a beginner’s set of dildos (see pictures below)!

They all have long, girthy shafts, er, bodies, with round heads, and Darth Vader looks especially cock-like with his triangular cape-head. The mom shared a picture of the suspicious toys that look uncannily like dildos and her message to Target on her Facebook page: “Are we sure these are children’s toys, Target? Looks a little questionable to me.” Target immediately responded with an apology for the “objectionable” merchandise, saying, “We never want to offend anyone and have shared this with our Merchandise team for review.” Our guess is a lot of moms might want “the force” for themselves instead of their kids!

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Check out more about the “Star Wars” toys that look exactly like dildos here: https://www.thegailygrind.com/2016/02/07/target-responds-to-mom-who-thinks-these-star-wars-toys-look-an-awful-lot-like-dildos/

Introducing Teledildonics: Computer-Enhanced Dildos

Andrew Quitmeyer is putting his PhD in digital media from Georgia Tech to good use—he’s designing the next big thing in dildos: teledildonics. Teledildonics is the latest in sex toys that use computers to open up a whole new world of possibilities. His newest invention, “the Mod,” is an “open source” sex toy that can be synced to any smartphone apps, remote controls, and even your own heart rate!

“You can program it to be anything,” Quitmeyer said of the Mod’s exciting operating system called the Dilduino. The Mod is currently being crowd funded on Indiegogo, and has raised $60,000 from eager would-be customers. The products have gotten a lot of attention for their bizarre, innovative, and some-what intimidating designs, but they also represent what many are calling the new wave in sex toys. The Mod is shaped like a big, smooth finger, is made from silicone, and comes complete with three vibrating motors and a completely rechargeable USB-battery. “Sex tech needs to be opened up,” Quitmeyer said. “People’s sexuality is super specific and weird. I don’t want people to have general sex. I want them to have the weird, specific, crazy, kinky dragon sex of their dreams.”

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Get the specs on Mod and teledildonics here: https://www.vice.com/read/a-patent-troll-is-trying-to-stop-dildo-innovations-803?utm_source=vicefbus

Hundreds of Dildos Mysteriously Hang on Power Lines in Portland

While seeing a pair of sneakers dangling from a power line is nothing new, how would you react if instead of seeing some Nikes you saw a pair of sex toys hanging up there? Well, residents of Portland, Oregon have certainly been reacting to the real life spectacle dangling from their power lines. And they’ve taken to social media to express their emotions, which range from shock to outrage to just plain WTF?

One resident said, “Some would blush, others would laugh, and most would take photos.” The hundreds of sex toys have been thrown on power lines all around the city, including several commercial boulevards that have passerby’s doing a double (or triple!) take at the surreal nature of seeing sex toys hanging in the sky on their way to work or driving their kid to soccer practice. The sex toy prankster is still at large, but in the meantime, Portlanders can enjoy the thrilling sights hoisted all around town. Keep Portland Weird!

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