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The Best Sex Toys to Give as Holiday Gifts

best_phone_sex_niteflirt_fleshlight_launchpadGiving a sex toy to your partner or a close friend is a fun and cheeky way to add new meaning to the usual holiday “stocking stuffer” gift. Sex toys are also the gifts that keep on giving, literally—who wouldn’t want a shiny new toy that will give endless amounts of pleasure? Here are some tips for what to get the tech nerd in your life (wifi controlled vibrator, anyone?) or the newbie to kink (Fifty Shades of Grey themed sex toys!).

  1. OhMyBod Vibrator
    This sex toy is perfect for the person who’s always in search of the newest and best technology—and, of course, orgasm! It can be controlled by a phone, sexily connecting partners via wifi.
  2. Chocolate Edible Honey Dusting Powder
    If you have a partner who’s a genius in the kitchen, why not bring those talents into the bedroom with this tasty treat? There’s always room for dessert!
  3. Seduction in a Box
    Spice up your sex life with this nifty stocking stuffer. It includes a blindfold, massage candle, sexy dice and arousal balm. Thanks, Santa!
  4. Vesper Vibrator Necklace
    Do you have a friend who is a sucker for jewelry and getting off? If so, what could be better than a chic necklace that doubles as a vibrator?
  5. Greygasms Devoted BDSM Set
    Give the BDSM newbie in your life this awesome gift: it includes furry handcuffs, nipple clamps, and an unassuming-looking gag.
  6. Jimmyjane Afterglow Candle
    This scented candle not only sets the mood, but also has function—you can use the wax for an erotic massage!
  7. Wave Rider Cock Rings
    Perfect stocking stuffer!
  8. Date Night Card Game
    This game will give you both a sexy way to talk about what turns you on. And don’t forget the action cards!

Do you want to be added to the Naughty List this year? Hitch a ride on our magical sleigh and you’re sure to get endless amounts of pleasure!

Check out more great sex toys to give as holiday gifts here: https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/best-sex-toys-gift-guide_56463eace4b08cda3488b293

Texas Students Strap Dildos to Bags to Protest Conceal Carry Law

10474866374_2448f1743e_zStudents at University of Texas are taking part in a “Take Your Dildo to Class” day to protest the absurdity of the college’s conceal carry gun law. Apparently, students are allowed to bring concealed weapons to campus—but an innocuous sex toy is strictly forbidden and punishable as an obscene offense. So one UT student, Jessica Jin, is organizing students with a Facebook event: #CocksNotGlocks.

Jin says on the Facebook page, “The State of Texas has decided that it is not at all obnoxious to allow deadly concealed weapons in classrooms, however it DOES have strict rules about free sexual expression, to protect your innocence. You would receive a citation for taking a DILDO to class before you would get in trouble for taking a gun to class.” She’s urging all students to strap dildos to their bags for the month of August, and so far the event has secured 3,900 confirmed attendees, 768 maybes, and lots of haters trolling the site. But Jin isn’t fazed; all the backlash just highlights the ridiculous impact a harmless dildo can cause—all while firearms in the classroom are largely ignored.

Oh, those Texans. Ain’t nothing wrong with a little cock in the classroom!

Find out more about Texas students strapping dildos to their bags here.

Vibrators Don’t Have to Look Like Dicks Anymore

best_phone_sex_niteflirt_phallicVibrators new non-cock shapes are changing the face of sex toys in innovative ways. Sex toy manufacturers like JimmyJane and LELO are moving past the days when vibrators had to look like huge cocks. What they realized—and what more and more sex toy manufacturers are starting to realize—is that a vibrator only has one function, so as long as it’s getting you off, really it can look like anything.

This idea is what’s behind high-end vibrators increasingly abstract shapes that no longer simply replicate the male or female anatomy. If it ain’t a dildo, which by its nature requires a cock-shape, then a vibrator can take on totally new shapes. A writer discussing the history of vibrator design in Fusion says, “But why—if women and couples are looking for something more than their own, very real human parts—would they want a plastic knock-off of those same parts in bed?” That’s why these days you can get a vibrator that looks like a surf board, a cute little lemon, a cone, and even a hands-free vibrator that looks sort of like Jim Henson’s floppy eared muppet Rowlf the Dog (check them out below)—all designed to get you off in innovative new ways!

Feel like having some sexy, outside the box experiences yourself? We are all about innovative ways for getting off here!

Check out more about vibrators that don’t look like cocks here.

Nikita, the Gun-Shaped Dildo

sideview001The Nikita is a gun-shaped dildo that, as its designer says, “shoots orgasms.” It’s a six-inch silicone sex toy with a vibrating sleeve that started as an art project and became a fully functioning dildo (and conversation piece!). While the dildo’s gun-shape may not be for everyone, the artist who created the Nikita is hoping to inspire people to explore their sexuality while engaging with the toy and its subject matter—both serious and playful—at the same time.

The dildo-gun is the perfect shape to hit all the right spots, and its trigger functions as a tickler to stimulate the clit and the prostate. The Nikita can also be used as a hands-free strap-on—simply insert the base of the toy into the pussy and fire away! And the handle allows you to have more control for hitting different angles and spots, alone or with a partner, since it’s much easier to grip than most dildos. Since the artist wanted to bring some levity and playfulness to a pretty heavy subject, she found that with the Nikita, she could spark important dialogue and help people to get off in fun new ways. Sounds like a win-win to us!

Looking for some dangerous fun yourself? Bring that big gun our way, cowboy!

Check out more about the Nikita here.

These Sex Toys Will Make You Orgasm Better

Every lady loves her sex toys. They’re fun alone or with a partner, and best of all, they make you cum in incredible new ways. But what if we told you that there are some sex toys that can make you cum even better? Here are 4 incredible sex toys that will give you bigger, better, louder, and more intense orgasms than you ever dreamed possible (and check out the video below that the co-founder of Babeland created):

  1. INA Wave Vibrator
    This LELO vibrator is the more refined sister sex toy to the infamous vibrator/dildo, The Rabbit. It has a vibrator on the top, a dildo on the back, and instead of making The Rabbit’s circular motion, it does a “come hither” type motion that is perfect for hitting your special sensitive spots.
  2. Hand-blown glass dildo
    If you’re looking to go right for your G-spot, this is the dildo for you. Make sure to get yourself nice and aroused beforehand, then slip it inside to make some G-spot magic! It can also be heated in water or cooled in the freezer for added sensation.
  3. Stronic Pulsator
    This sex toy is the perfect combo of vibrator and dildo. Although it looks like a vibrator, it doesn’t vibrate. Instead, it acts just like a cock (or a fucking machine), and is the closest thing you’ll get to actually getting fucked when you’re by yourself.
  4. The Pop Plug
    When women masturbate, it’s usually about stimulating the clit and the G-spot—but what about the ass? It’s getting stimulated too, and it wants to get invited to the party! With this sex toy, you can lube it up, pop it in, and forget about it. It will make everything much more stimulated and ready for that ultimate, mind-blowing orgasm!

All this talk of bigger and better orgasms really put us in the mood! Want to get invited to our party? Everything’s more intense with us!

Check out the co-founder of Babeland’s video here!

Here’s a Dildo To Store Your Loved One’s Ashes

best_phone_sex_niteflirt_zombieA Dutch designer invented a new type of sex toy to help the bereaved mourn their loved one’s passing: a dildo they can store their ashes in! The dildo-urn is part of a “21 Grams” memory box that allows people to literally remember their dead lover. The designer explained that he had “read an article about widows, taboos and sex and intimacy” and wanted to “combine these themes and make an object that is about love and missing and intimacy.”

In addition to the dildo-O-death, the memory box comes with a perfume diffuser to appropriately set the mood with the deceased’s scent, and an iPod holder for the bereaved to listen to songs that remind them of the departed. The box can also hold other keepsakes that remind the mourner of their lover (naked selfies? Their panties?), as well as a brass key that can be worn as a pendant (or as a great conversation piece!). This designer has really taken the idea of “feeling close” to one’s dearly departed to a whole new level!

Want to get close and intimate with us? We don’t mind pushing taboos, but we’ll take our sex toys the good ole fashioned way, thank you very much!

Check out more about this morbid dildo here!

6 Terrifying Sex Toys

best_phone_sex_niteflirt_zombieBuzzFeed recently went to the trouble of listing out some of the weirdest, freakiest, and most downright terrifying sex toys out there. They range from the adventurous to the extreme with everything in between. Here are some of the most disturbing sex toys on the market that really are the stuff of nightmares (check out the pictures).

  1. King Dong Just as the name implies, this “Super-sized novelty dildo” is 15 inches long and over 2 inches wide! Just wow.
  2. Baby Jesus Butt Plug For when you want to merge the spiritual with the carnal.
  3. The Cannon This you really need to see to believe. It looks like a literal cannon. That you insert inside you. Dangerous!
  4. Death by Orgasm 10 Speed Scorpion Bullet Vibrator This hard-core vibrator is not for beginners. If the black scorpion exterior wasn’t enough to scare you off, it comes in a friggin’ coffin for Christ’s sake!
  5. Area 51 Love Doll Remember the hoax with the woman with three boobs? This sex doll looks like her. It also comes with “3 out of this world love holes” or the “free alien lube.” Sold!
  6. The Nut Crusher This is an advanced toy, even for a BDSM enthusiast. Enter at your own risk?

Well, there you have it. 6 terrifying sex toys that will either give you “death by orgasm” or, at the very least, give you some crazy-ass nightmares.

Want to have some freaky fun with us? Let’s get adventurous and weird!

The New Brilliant Invention in Sex Toys: the Permanent Vibrator

It might have taken us over 2 weeks to get this April Fools joke… but you have to admit it’s a great idea.  Even though sex toy manufacturers are creating smaller, couples-friendly vibrators for women to use during partner sex, there’s still the pesky problem of having to use one’s hands to keep the toy in place over the clit. And while hands-free vibrators will eventually start to become distributed to a sex shop near you, they’re so new that it’s too soon to say whether they will be good enough to replace tried-and-true vibrators. That’s why when Fun Factory announced a new product that will allow you to implant a vibrator conveniently inside you, the Orgasmia, we thought it was brilliant!  But alas, it’s not true.

The April Fools Day joke continues by saying that German doctors are creating the Orgasmia, a v-shaped vibrating implant, that will be able to reach the clit from inside the woman’s pussy! It can be controlled with Bluetooth technology, so you can access it with your phone or other Bluetooth devices. Not only that, but the vibrator is powered by the woman’s natural body heat, which means never having to change its batteries! The Orgasmia will cost around $6,500, and comes with a 20-year guarantee. That’s basically $325 a year – what a deal! Technology is amazing—especially when it comes (pun intended!) to creatively getting people off!

Sigh, if only this were true.

Good one Fun Factory, you got us! We can only hope that there’s a bit of truth in this joke!  Anyone know any German doctors with an interest in technology? Anyone?

NEWS: David Bowie: Big & Uncensored on SNL

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Recently it was the anniversary of David Bowie’s surreal, racy SNL performance, in which he flaunted a giant dick on national, live television. 35 years ago, the show’s producers censored a gay reference in one of his songs, prompting him to covertly pull out a huge dildo from his pants as a big fuck you to the censors. The song was “Boys Keep Swinging,” and here’s what got the producers’ panties in a twist:

The lyric, “When you’re a boy, other boys check you out!” was apparently too “sexually deviant” in the 1970s for the audience of late-night’s edgiest show to date. So the TV powers-that-be decided to push the censorship button on that naughty, homo-erotic part of the song. Too bad they didn’t notice what they should’ve been censoring: the big plastic dildo Bowie was pumping up and down from his pants during the song’s final climax!

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