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The Dildo Selfie Stick Will Capture All Your Most Exciting Moments

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These days, many people are all too eager to share every detail of their lives on social media. So it makes sense that the next step in the selfie movement would be even more, er, intimate. Introducing the Dildo Selfie Stick – a bog-standard selfie stick with a sex toy stuck on the end!

“What if you could capture one of life’s greatest moments with the push of a button?” asks a dead-pan woman in the promotional ad. “It’s the first selfie stick where you can actually, well, stick it.” If you’ve been dying to share what you look like cumming, the dildo selfie stick is the perfect sex toy for you. “At the moment of climax, the user presses the button to snap a pic of their O face,” the woman explains. You can even switch out your sex toys at the end of the stick to add some spice to your selfies!

Unfortunately for all you exhibitionist/selfie fans, the product’s a joke. But we could see how a product that lets you “stick it up your….” and then share the moment with the entire internet would be real.

Want to experience one of life’s greatest moments? You don’t need a selfie stick to get your O face on!

Check out more about the Dildo Selfie Stick here or watch the video below:

Target Apologizes For “Star Wars” Toys That Look Just Like Dildos

Sometimes stores that sell toys need to apologize for merchandise that looks a little too, um, adult. That’s exactly what happened with Target’s latest “Star Wars: The Force Awakens” pool toys. One mother couldn’t believe her eyes when she saw what looked exactly like a beginner’s set of dildos (see pictures below)!

They all have long, girthy shafts, er, bodies, with round heads, and Darth Vader looks especially cock-like with his triangular cape-head. The mom shared a picture of the suspicious toys that look uncannily like dildos and her message to Target on her Facebook page: “Are we sure these are children’s toys, Target? Looks a little questionable to me.” Target immediately responded with an apology for the “objectionable” merchandise, saying, “We never want to offend anyone and have shared this with our Merchandise team for review.” Our guess is a lot of moms might want “the force” for themselves instead of their kids!

Looking to have some fun yourself? We’ve got everything you need right here to “awaken” your inner Jedi!

Check out more about the “Star Wars” toys that look exactly like dildos here: https://www.thegailygrind.com/2016/02/07/target-responds-to-mom-who-thinks-these-star-wars-toys-look-an-awful-lot-like-dildos/

Dildo Drone Is the Perfect Sex Toy For Masturbating Multitaskers

Ever wanted to indulge in other pleasures at the same time you get off? Well now you can, thanks to the latest in hands-free sex toys that’s promising to fly off the adult store shelves: the Dildo Drone. That’s right, the Dildo Drone is the must-have device for all those multitasking masturbators out there!

In the Dildo Drone’s promotional video (watch below), a very happy customer sits back as her flying drone dildo allows her to simultaneously satisfy all her sinful pleasures: drinking a beer, eating a hamburger, and getting fucked by a dildo! “You know the problem with dildos is that you have to use one or both hands to get the job done. But what if I wanted to eat this burger and drink this beer at the same time?” she says. “Now I can enjoy three of my favorite things at the exact same time: beer, burger, dildo.” Unfortunately for the beer, burger, and dildo lovers out there, the video is a gag. One can always dream, though.

Looking to indulge all your pleasures? We can make you feel like you’re experiencing all of your favorite things at the same time here!

Check out more about the Dildo Drone by clicking here or watch the video below.

6 Anal Sex Tips For Beginners

Have you been wanting to try some back-door action but don’t know where to start? If so, you’re in luck—with these ass-play tips, you will never fear the rear again! Here’s a beginner’s guide to anal sex that will help ensure everything goes smoothly.

Try Anal Solo First
Before exploring ass-play with somebody else, try it with yourself first. “Finger insertion is a great way to get your bottoms used to being penetrated,” says a sex expert. You can also use a butt-plug during masturbation to see what it feels like. “The more you gently play around the area, the more it will relax.” So exploration and foreplay is key here, people!
Be aware of what you’re eating
A lot of people are worried that they might have an, um, accident during anal sex. But if you pay attention to what you eat before having someone knock at your backdoor, you should be golden. “Tucking into gas-inducing foods like onions, chickpeas, broccoli, or cauliflower is not going to add to the experience,” says the sex expert.
Make sure you’re clean down there
If you know you’re going to have a dick in your butt, you need to make sure you’re clean down there. “There should only be poo in the anal canal when you actually need to go to the toilet,” so if you clean yourself with warm water or wet wipes after a bowel movement, you should be good to go.
Lube, glorious lube
This is the most important element of successful anal sex. The ass, unlike the pussy, doesn’t self-lubricate, so if you’re going to have a wet n’ wild experience, you gotta reach for the lube. “Apply [the lube] liberally before you have anal intercourse (to the anus and penis),” and remember to use water-based lube with condoms (oil-based will cause the latex in a condom to break).
Don’t go in dick-first
The ass is naturally tight, so you want to ease on in nice and slow. “The more time you take over foreplay, the easier it will be.” Start with your hands, making sure they’re clean and the nails trimmed. Using lube, you should “start by gently circling the opening with the pads of your fingers.” When the ass has been prepped for insertion, start with a finger, remembering to slowly and steadily insert just a little bit at a time. You should “wait for them to get used to the sensation and for the sphincter muscles to relax” before going in a bit more. This is also a good time to incorporate some rimming (with soft and wet gentle licks at first), as well as head, a hand-job, or clit-action.
Dick, meet butt
After some good foreplay, use the same technique as before for penetration. Slowly push in a bit at a time, pausing to allow the receiver to get used to it before pushing in further. Some good beginner positions to try: receiver on top so they have complete control, missionary, doggy style, and spooning. The sex expert adds, “positions where your knees are bent up to your chest generally feel more comfortable as this straightens out the anal canal.”

Want to have new and fun experiences? We are always down for getting wet n’ wild!

Check out more tips about anal sex for beginners here: https://www.buzzfeed.com/benhenry/no-more-rear-fear#.ihBPpLxzo2

The Most Outrageous Sex Toys

While Valentine’s Day might be over, there’s no reason you still can’t get your belated kink on! Any time is a good time for sex toys, whether you’re looking for ways to spice things up in the bedroom or something a bit more edgy. Here are some of the most outrageous sex toys to put your next fuck-fest truly over the top.

TAZapper
This sex toy gives off a 9-volt jolt depending on which body part it touches. It’s sure to make your sex life that much more electrifying!
X2 Orgasmatron
“The manufacturer claims the vibrator uses basic physics to ensure the buzzing not only hits the tip of the clitoris but also nerve endings inside the body,” reports the Huffington Post.
Sasha Grey Deep Throat Pocket Pal
This is probably the closest you’ll come to getting head from porn star Sasha Grey. The sex toy creates a natural suction effect and is “molded directly from her pouty lips and tongue.”
My Diletto
This is basically a rowing machine with a dildo attached, so you can work out while getting off!
Fetish Fantasy Web Restraint
Who wouldn’t want to turn their bed into a “fantasy bondage sex web of seduction”? With this, you can be like a captive insect caught in a spider’s web, with your hands and feet completely restrained.
The Face Fuck
For those advanced kinksters who want to add something new to their BDSM sessions, this is a mouth gag AND a dildo!
G-Spot Touch Finger Vibe
This sex toy turns your middle finger into a vibrator, and its enlarged size makes it easy to hit that oh so magical G-Spot.
Auto Banger
Picture a nailgun with a dildo attached—it’s perfect for getting screwed!
SlapHappy
This amazing device bills itself as the “Swiss Army Knife of Sex Toys,” and for good reason: it can contort into several different shapes to get you off in various sexual positions.

Looking to add some spice to your life? We can electricity you in the most outrageous ways here!

Check out more about the most outrageous sex toys by clicking here

One Woman’s Adventures in Pegging

One woman made it her mission to become a pegging expert, but before she bought her first strap-on, she wanted to learn everything she could about ass-play and the male G-spot. According to experts, pegging is not an uncommon practice, and if it weren’t for the social stigma, a lot more guys would embrace it. This is because men, like women, also have a G-spot, except theirs is located inside the prostate. Armed with this knowledge, the woman practiced finding the G-spot with her fingers.

After learning her way around the prostate with several guys, she felt ready to move on to pegging. She bought a harness and a small dildo, and described the experience with her boyfriend like this: “This guy who had been fucking me was now on his back with his legs up around his ears. I was sitting back on my heels with my thighs outside his hips, rocking my hips back and forth in little humping movements.” When he came, her mind was blown: “I hadn’t come, but watching him come felt just as amazing for me. I had put on a dick, fucked a guy’s butt for the first time, and now he was lying before me in a puddle of melted bliss.” Now she’s happy to say that she’s experienced in pegging, and finds the sex fun and literally stimulating to be the one who’s giving instead of receiving.

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Check out more about one woman’s experiences with pegging here: https://www.bustle.com/articles/135261-ive-tried-pegging-with-my-male-sex-partners-and-this-is-exactly-what-it-looked-and

This Dildo Helps Lesbians to Conceive the Sexy Way

Finally, there’s a sex toy dedicated to putting the fun back into conception for lesbian couples. The Semenette is the first ever inseminating sex toy—now with a strap-on option—that has a functional and pleasurable purpose. “It brings pleasure to something that may be stressful,” says the sex toy’s creator. She and her partner were tired of the unsexy, “turkey baster” method that made getting pregnant a perpetual struggle. The device is basically a dildo with a pump at the end of a suction tube that can be squeezed to release the donated sperm.

The creators of the Semenette, or POP, offer a variety of brightly colored inseminating dildos to add a bit of playfulness and fun to the experience. And as the makers of POP explain, pleasure is the key: “the orgasmic process is integral to success in getting pregnant.” It’s also more than just a same-sex fertility device; lately, it’s been gaining traction among men in the fetish and kink-play community, especially among the disabled. And it has a wide appeal to female-to-male transgender customers. Who knew a cumming dildo could help so many different kinds of people?

Looking to have a fun, pleasurable experience? We are all about the ‘orgasmic process’ here!

Check out more about the dildo that helps lesbians get pregnant the sexy way here: https://www.theguardian.com/society/2016/jan/23/sex-toy-dildo-womens-health-conception-she-convention

7 Facts You Should Know About the Male G-Spot

You’ve heard of the G-spot, but have you heard of the male G-spot? If you’re a guy who’s experimented with ass-play, you probably aren’t surprised to learn that there is in fact a G-spot inside the prostate. When stimulated properly, the male G-spot can make orgasms all the more pleasurable. Here are 7 facts you should know to enhance you or your partner’s experience.

It’s located about 3 inches inside the anus
This proves that when it comes to ass-play, bigger is definitely not better!
It’s shaped like a walnut
The prostate reaches its full, adult size at 20-years-old. It measures 1.6 x 1 x 1.2 inches, and weighs between 0.66 -0.75 ounces—the shape and size of a walnut.
You’re probably rimming the wrong place
“Unless you have a giraffe’s tongue, you’re not going to be able to reach his prostate. Instead, you should lick his perineum to maximize pleasure, which is located between his testicles and anus. It puts pressure on his prostate externally,” says Pride.
Kegels will help you have better and longer prostate orgasms
By doing Kegel exercises, you can strengthen your prostate and in turn have better, more intense G-spot orgasms. Contract the muscles in the anus and release repeatedly to get those muscles ready for awesome orgasms.
Dildos and prostate massagers are not the same thing
While a dildo is straight, a prostate massager is curved, vibrates, and is specially designed to maximize prostate stimulation.
Use the “come hither” motion to hit the G-spot
Use your index finger or middle finger (or both!), and make the “come here” motion with your finger facing towards his belly.
Prostate orgasms are full-body orgasms
“Orgasms occurring in conjunction with stimulation of the prostate gland can result in orgasms perceived as ‘deeper,’ more widespread, intense and longer lasting,” says a doctor and sex expert.

Want to have a “full-body” experience? “Come here” and we’ll do the rest!

Check out more facts about the male G-spot here: https://www.pride.com/gay/2016/1/22/8-things-everyone-needs-know-about-male-g-spot

Food Truck Sells Sex Toys Along with Food

You’ve heard of a happy meal, but one food truck entrepreneur has thought of the ultimate after-meal treat for his adult clients. Along with selling hotdogs, chips, and soda, the Indiana food truck is generating lots of buzz for also selling sex toys! Kwan Dixon, who owns and operates Pop’s Popcorn and Koosier Daddy’s Food Cart, is keeping business lively because he knows one very important rule: “sex sells.”

“Is sex selling in Evansville? Yeah! More peace. More kids. More peace. It will settle everybody down,” said Dixon. So far, just as Dixon predicted, sex toy sales have boosted food sales as well: “You got to have something afterwards,” he explained. Unfortunately, not everyone in the small Indiana town is pleased by Dixon’s business model, and recently the food truck was shut down because Dixon did not declare that he’d be selling sex toys as well as food. But Dixon isn’t fazed—he knows all publicity is good publicity, and he fully intends to keep putting the “buzz in your life.”

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Check out more about the food truck that peddles sex toys here: https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/business-genius-gets-town-buzzing-by-selling-sex-toys-at-his-food-truck_us_56991c47e4b0778f46f90e33

Woman Gets Arrested For Beating Boyfriend Over Bad Head

Police in Florida arrested a very drunk, very pissed off woman after she beat her boyfriend for giving her bad oral sex! Apparently, the two were involved in a hot 69 fest, when the man suddenly stopped prematurely. The Huffington Post reports that the man “told police that she became angry after he ‘finished first and stopped pleasuring her.'”

That’s when neighbors called the police to report a “disturbance”—which according to police involved the woman punching and scratching her lover, and threatening him with a stick and wrench (nothing ironic about that…). The enraged woman was arrested and put into a holding cell until she, ahem, cooled down (please, somebody give the woman a dildo!). Strangely, encounters like this have happened before: a different woman from the same Florida county got a felony charge for domestic battery after her boyfriend came before she did! Just goes to show, nice guys really do finish last!

In the mood for a hot, mutually satisfying encounter? The only way the cops are getting called here is for the good kind of disturbance involving loud noises!

Check out more about the woman who got arrested for beating her boyfriend over bad head here:https://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/12/29/jennie-scott-florida-arrested-oral-sex_n_2381876.html