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How To Enjoy Homemade Sex Toys

http---distractify-media-prod.cdn.bingo-2001097-980xIf you’re looking for something new to spice up your sex life, some of the most exciting toys can be found—and made—right at home. From electric toothbrushes to fresh produce, there’s plenty of things you can use at home for a new plaything. Here’s a handy guide to homemade sex toys.

  1. Electric toothbrushes and face brushes
    When you want to get your buzz on, there’s plenty of household gadgets that double as vibrators. Anything electric can deliver pleasurable sensations to all your sensitive parts!
  2. Cell phones
    Again, try your cell’s vibrating option—it’s perfect for solo or couple’s play.
  3. Produce and condoms
    There’s so many vegetables that make for excellent dildos—girthy eggplants, cucumbers, zucchinis. Just wrap them up in a condom and you’re good to go. Also, banana peels make a good masturbation sleeve. And if you don’t mind a sticky dick, you can cut a hole in a melon and fuck it.
  4. Ice dildo
    Take a condom, add water, and a cardboard tube, and make yourself an ice dildo! The texture and sensation are amazing.

Looking for something new and exciting yourself? Come get creative with us right here at NiteFlirt!

Check out more about homemade sex toys: https://www.dailydot.com/irl/homemade-sex-toys/

Native Australians Outraged After Gay Porn Uses Didgeridoo as a Dildo

Image Source: Flickr.com | PantyhoseLuvNative Australians are very upset with a gay porn film that takes the expression “thunder down under” a little too far. The gay porn studio caused outrage after using a ceremonial didgeridoo in a new film called “Didgeridoo Me.” The wind instrument, which was developed by Indigenous Australians and is considered one of the world’s oldest and most sacred musical instruments, was used as a dildo in the x-rated film.

In the Men.com scene between Jack Hunter and Aspen, Aspen uses the instrument to “didgeridoo [Jack Hunter] in the ass.” The Star Observer, an Australian LGBT magazine, reports that many Australians have expressed their outrage on social media that the sacred instrument is being used as a sex toy. “Wow, porn actually managed to cross a line—incredibly disrespectful to the Australian Aboriginal communities,” says one commenter. “So no one is going to mention the fact that this is incredibly racist and culturally offensive? Don’t laugh, get angry,” writes another. One thing’s for sure: no one everthought they’d have to ask the question, “why is there a didgeridoo in this porno?”

Looking for something titillating? We always bring the x-rated thunder here!

Check out more about the gay porn film that uses a didgeridoo as a sex toy: https://www.thegailygrind.com/2017/05/22/native-australians-outraged-gay-porn-uses-didgeridoo-dildo/

In the Market For an Ivory Victorian Dildo?

magicwandarthistoryIf you’ve been searching for a luxurious sex toy to add to your collection, we’ve got just the thing for you: a fancy ivory dildo from the 1840s! The unique sex toy is currently being auctioned off in Ireland, where it’s being described as an “Antique Carved Ivory Ladies Companion in Scarlet Lined Leather Upholstered Carry Box with Inset Bevelled Glass Panel.” According to the sellers, this is no run-of-the-mill dildo, but an erotic investment with a bittersweet history.

It was “a very loving gift” given from an Indian husband to his wife—because he wasn’t sure if he’d be coming home after going to fight in the Boxer Uprising. He shot the elephant himself, and had the tusk expertly carved in China, the country famous for carving ivory. As the auctioneers explain, “the level of detail is incredible, down to the folds of the skin.” There’s even a heart carved at the base of it, and a receptacle in which she could keep a lock of his hair! Priced at €500 to €800, this true luxury item seems like a steal for erotica collectors.

Looking for an unique and erotic experience yourself? Come add a little luxury to your sex life with us!

Check out more about the Victorian ivory dildo up for auction: https://pictorial.jezebel.com/in-the-market-for-an-ivory-victorian-dildo-1794466083

Rube Goldberg Machine Made of Sex Toys Rings in the New Year 

RubeWhat better way to ring in the new year than with a Rube Goldberg machine made entirely of sex toys? The sound effects and mind-blowing climax was the perfect way for Super Deluxe to start off 2017 (watch video below). Send this to all your loved ones!

The ball from a ball-gag starts rolling, bouncing off a big black dildo and working its way down a shaft until it reaches a Fleshlight that continues the ball on its journey. It sets off a flying car around a winding track that says “Mmmm…” and knocks over a string of dominoes around a silicone breast, setting another ball down a chute to some silicone asses. By sheer physics, the asses get whipped, slapped and paddled, which sends a bowling bowl past several dildo-levers, inflating a plastic sex doll. The big climax comes when, after knocking over some sex tapes past a ball pit of inflatable boobs, a man squeezes a pair of plastic breasts, causing a vibrator to unroll a giant “Happy New Year 2017!” banner and to set off a fireworks spraying dildo!

Has your 2017 started off with a bang? We can help make sure of that! 

Check out the Rube Goldberg machine made of sex toys here.

6 Sex Toys That You’ll Want To Be Your Valentine

naked beautiful bodyWhile chocolates and flowers are nice, a good sex toy is really the only thing you need this Valentine’s Day. Why not indulge with some self-love? From dildos to prostate massagers, these sex toys will make you forget all about bae.

  1. Power Play 7 Function G-Spot Vibrator
    This vibrator never disappoints in hitting your spot—something a Valentine might not be able to do! It has three different vibe speeds and four different patterns to keep things exciting.
  2. Velvet Touch Intense Vibrations Silicone Rabbit
    This modern Rabbit has everything you love about the original, but its sleek design is updated for the twenty-first century. It has 12 different settings, is rechargeable, waterproof, and, of course, has those cute little bunny ears for maximum clit stimulation.
  3. Bondara Master B Vibrating Male Masturbator
    Guys, if you don’t have a date for V-Day, this is what you need. There’s three different versions, which simulate oral sex, vaginal sex, and anal sex. The bonus is that these ones vibrate too!
  4. King Cock 7 Inch Dildo Flesh
    Who doesn’t want a realistic 7-inch dildo for Valentine’s? This waterproof dick is latex free and strap-on compatible.
  5. TENGA ONACUP: Deep Throat
    This is the ultimate toy for male masturbation: it creates a sucking sensation, so you can actually give yourself a blowjob!
  6. Porator Anal Vibrator
    This prostate massager has four settings to get your anal rocks off while masturbating.

Looking for some good, good lovin’ this Valentine’s? Come indulge right here!

Check out more of the sex toys that you’ll want this Valentine’s Day: https://www.buzzfeed.com/benhenry/cheaper-than-a-date

8 Life-Changing Sex Toys To Try In 2017

Images Source: Primal HardwereWhile everyone has a favorite sexual companion in their nightstand, why not try something new this year? According to Amazon users, these naughty products will keep you coming back again and again. Here are 8 sex toys that will change your sex life in exciting new ways (get details in the BuzzFeed link below).

  1. A vibrating cock ringIf the reviews are true, this vibrating cock ring will give you a real good buzz: “Amazing ring! I’ve tried many and this one is just the right size and shape to get the job done. Most of the sub-par rings don’t reach my anatomy during intercourse and this one hits the spot! Love the little nubs on it also. Good quality and well made product!” —Review Girl
  2. A glass dildo for G-spot stimulationAt only $19.95, this amazing toy will make your G-spot and your wallet very happy. It gets a 5/5 rating on Amazon.
  3. Silicon-based lubeSliquid Silver lube will keep things nice and slippery. One reviewer said they had no problem staying lubricated “for long duration of time, including one 24-hour plug session.” Now that’s an endorsement!
  4. A butt plug kit to ease you into anal play Naughty Plug Silicone Anal Trainer Kit is great for those who want to ease on in to ass play. One reviewer  says, “The smallest size is not intimidating at all. Comfortable, smooth, and they stay in well.”
  5. A soft and spicy floggerIt gets a 4.8/5 rating because, as Anthony R. says, “Great weight and balance. Can deliver a wide variety of strikes to suit your style of play.”
  6. A sex swingThis exciting product is promising to take your sex game to new heights. It has firm handles for optimal support and adjustable leg straps for deep penetration.
  7. An egg vibe your partner gets to controlThere’s something very exciting about giving control over to someone else. A reviewer boasts, “the multiple vibration patterns and speeds are great. It’s fun to use.”
  8. Soft restraintsThis product is naughty and comfy: “The straps that go around your arms and legs are soft and don’t dig into your skin, which is nice.”

Want to find something new and exciting this year? Come get naughty with us!

Check out more life-changing sex toys to make 2017 the most exciting year ever here: https://www.buzzfeed.com/norawhelan/recommended-sex-toys

Parents’ Subtly Raunchy Costume Wins Halloween

You might think that so-called “parent humor” is similar to how “mom jeans” look: stiff, outdated and overly conservative. But a photo a 22-year-old posted of her parents getting ready to party for Halloween proved the stereotype wrong. And that parents can still get raunchy for Halloween!

The photo shows the dad as a dill pickle and the mom as a female deer. While at first this might seem innocent, there’s something “punny” about their costumes. “He’s a dill pickle. She’s a female deer. Together they’re a ‘dill-doe.’ And also my heroes,” the 22-year-old boasted to Buzzfeed. These clever, naughty parents are also our heroes—and the winners of Halloween!

Want to get a little naughty yourself this Halloween? We’ve got tricks and treats for you right here!

Check out more about these parents’ subtly raunchy costume here: https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/parents-nailed-it-with-most-subtly-raunchy-halloween-costume-ever_us_580fbc0de4b02b1d9e6367cd

There’s Now a Sex Toy For Every Avengers Character 

Image Source: Tumblr.com | Sarmai
Image Source: Tumblr.com | Sarmai

If you’re an Avengers super fan—and you also happen to love sex toys—we’ve got great news: a Tumblr user has designed a different sex toy for each Avengers character (see pictures below). This is especially great news if you’ve ever wanted to fuck one of the characters! Depending on your favorite character and your favorite style of sex toy, there really is something for everyone.

Fancy the Hulk?—well now you can have him, in the form of a massive, bright green 12 inch silicone dildo! There’s also various vibrators: a Black Widow clit stimulator, g-spot Hawkeye, red-white-and-blue Captain America. Whether you’re looking for an electric experience with Thor or a luxurious one with Loki, these sex toys all have super powers—to get you off!

Want to have an extraordinary experience yourself? Come check out our amazing super powers!

Check out more about the Avengers sex toys here.

Sex Toy Company Erects World’s Largest Dildo

Censored Image Source: PIPEDREAM PRODUCTS via Huffington Post
Censored Image Source: PIPEDREAM PRODUCTS via Huffington Post

Pipedream Products is a Californian sex toy company that has huge ambitions for its dildos—literally. To make a ballsy showing at the next Adult Novelty Manufacturers Expo (ANME), the company decided to erect a massive 12-foot, 4-inch-tall dildo that its makers believe is the world’s largest. “Two years ago, we made a wall of cunts featuring our product,” said the company’s CEO. “It was the hit of the show, so I was trying to figure out how to out do myself.”

The company, already known for its “King Cock” dildo, wanted to make a truly king-sized version. The monstrous member took about 3 weeks to design, mold and sculpt. And, of course, the elephant-like erection can only be used for promotional purposes. But who knows—maybe someone freaky in Europe can figure out a more practical use: “They might be jumping all over it,” the CEO laughed. “Germany is crazier, you know.”

Looking for some big, crazy fun yourself? Here at NiteFlirt, we’re always ambitious!

Check out more about the world’s largest dildo here: https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/worlds-largest-dildo-nsfw_us_57a26a60e4b0e1aac914b413

Dildo Hoverboard Will Take Your Commute To the Next Level

Screen Shot 2016-06-07 at 2.31.57 PM (2)Looking for ways to make your commute more pleasurable? Then you’re going to love the latest, NSFW hoverboard for the “busy millennial”—the Dildo Hoverboard! It allows you to navigate your busy life while also giving you some TLC at the same time.

“The Dildo Hoverboard allows me to squeeze in that much needed pleasure time,” one excited commuter says in the promotional video as she navigates sidewalk traffic. “The device is fully adjustable, and the easy to use control panel allows me to choose my favorite thrusting speed and rhythmic vibration,” says the video’s very happy customer. But before you rush to order this multitasking device that adds a whole new level of fun to your workday schlep, we should tell you that this is another hilarious prank from the folks who brought you the Dildo Selfie Stick and the Dildo Drone. And maybe that’s for the best—since hoverboards have been known to catch on fire, we’re pretty sure you shouldn’t let it get you hot and bothered just yet.

Looking for ways to make your weekday much more fun? Come roll our way for some much need “pleasure time!”

Check out the video for the Dildo Hoverboard here.