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Doctors Invent Tool To Remove 23-Inch Sex Toy From Man’s Ass

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Doctors were forced to think on their feet when a man came into the emergency room with a 23-inch sex toy lodged inside his ass. The X-rays showed a “long and large-sized” foreign body stuck in the unlucky patient’s colon. Doctors tried to remove the sex toy using standard techniques, where a tube and grabbing device is inserted, but because of the “smoothness and size of the object” none of the tools medics had could grab hold of the giant sex toy.

Stuck for ideas (no pun intended) on how to remove the sex toy, the quick-thinking medics invented a new tool, using medical wire to latch onto it and pull it out. Threading the wire through a catheter tube to create a “noose” at the end, they were able to insert the tube into the man’s colon and reach the sex toy. Doctors said, “we suggest it as a valid option to remove large foreign bodies from the colon and rectum when standard endoscopic devices fail in foreign body extraction.”

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Check out more about doctors removing a 23-inch sex toy from a man’s ass: https://nypost.com/2018/09/03/doctors-invent-tool-to-remove-23-inch-sex-toy-from-mans-colon/

Sacha Baron Cohen Tricks Pro-Gun Advocate Into Putting A Strap-On In His Mouth

17052634_81459f773e_z (1)Sacha Baron Cohen has tricked yet another conservative celebrity into doing the unthinkable in front of the camera—this time, with a strap-on. In a recent episode of Showtime’s “Who Is America,” Cohen disguised himself as an Israeli counter-terrorist expert to trick gun advocate Dan Roberts to “go for the groin” if ever faced with a terrorist attack. To demonstrate the tactic, he used a strap-on dildo, which he instructed Roberts to chomp down on. Hard.

In the now infamous video, Cohen stands above Roberts, with the huge prosthetic dick wagging around near Robert’s face. When Cohen yells “attack!”, Roberts, on his knees, lunges for the strap-on, taking it in his mouth with zeal. He then says—with a huge dick in his mouth—“my mouth is big enough for two of these!”

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Check out more about a pro-gun advocate taking a strap-on in his mouth: https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/tricked-with-a-sex-toy_us_5b71ba93e4b0c3710f82f0d3

Helen Mirren Uses Porcelain Dildo As Catherine The Great

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History’s kinkiest Royal will be played by none other than Helen Mirren in the new Catherine the Great TV drama. Mirren will reportedly use a porcelain sex toy, said to be modeled on one of Queen Catherine’s many lovers. The drama’s producers said, “It will be a tough call deciding what sexy antics to leave out. At the very least they’ll have to show how she bedded a long line of nubile younger men.”

Legend has it that she would ask another woman to “test drive” lovers to ensure they had the stamina to satisfy her. “Catherine was the Grand Ruler of Russia from 1762 until her death in 1792 at the age of 67, and following the assassination of husband Emperor Peter III in 1762 she was rumoured to have had a string of male lovers and children through illicit affairs,” reports NY Post. The porcelain sex toy was something she had created for the rare occasions she couldn’t get instant access to the real thing.

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Check out more about Helen Mirren playing Catherine the Great: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-6026275/Helen-Mirren-handle-porcelain-sex-toy-plays-racy-Russian-monarch-Catherine-Great.html

6 Nerdy Sex Toys

best_phone_sex_niteflirt_mens_sex_toysWe’ve got just the thing to fulfill every Sci-Fi and Fantasy nerd’s hottest dreams: nerdy sex toys! Whether you’re a fan of Game Of Thrones or Star Wars, there’s a sex toy out there just waiting for you to unlock its magic. Here are 6 cleverly-shaped sex toys to make your nerdy fantasies a reality.

  1. Game of Moans Long ShaftEver wanted a piece of John Snow’s famous sword (wink wink)? Now you literally can, with this dildo aptly named “longshaft.”
  2. Unicorn Horn DildoHarness the power of your (ahem) inner unicorn with these fun, colorful sex toys! According to Geeky Sex Toys, “this legendary mysteriously mystical dildo will help stimulate the most magical orgasms.”
  3. Bad DragonThis naughty dragon has an extra “tongue” to stimulate either the clit or prostrate. It’s also perfect for both vaginal and anal play.
  4. Darth VibratorThis powerful wand will take your orgasm to the dark side. The force is strong with this sex toy!
  5. Möan-lnir
    “Thor’s powerful hammer, Mjolnir, now comes in a cleverly-designed dildo version: Möan-lnir. Don’t worry, it’s not the hammer-head you’re supposed to put into your body, but the 7-inch-long, hard silicon handle,” reports Refinery29. Hot!
  6. CumoraIf you’ve been lusting after Guardian of the Galaxy’s sexy Gamora, now you can fulfill your dirtiest fantasies with this silicone fleshlight!

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Check out more nerdy sex toys: https://www.refinery29.com/nerdy-sex-toys-for-geeks#slide-15

There’s Now A Million-Dollar Vibrator

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Pearl Royale is promising “a million dollar orgasm” with its latest pricey sex toy, the million-dollar vibrator. “My inspiration was to create something that shows the value people place on sex,” says the sex toy’s creator. “[People] spend lots of money for the experiences of owning Maseratis and the like. But would they pay for this?” The adult toy company has created lots of other impressive sex toys, including a gold egg-shaped vibrator that goes for $25,000, a white-gold dildo that goes for $38,000 and a gold-handled whip made of human hair that goes for $19,000 (all of which have found buyers).

But none tops this latest expensive creation, which was named to evoke “a very royal experience.” The vibrator weighs about a pound and it’s covered with 2,000 diamonds, some royal-blue sapphires and “very rare” pink diamonds. Right now, the toy’s creator is touring the country looking for gallery owners to display the luxurious sex toy. He says, “The prototype has been tried and it works exceptionally well.”

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Check out more about the million-dollar vibrator: https://nypost.com/2018/06/01/behold-a-million-dollar-vibrator/

New Sex Toy Can Be Customized With A 3D Print Of Your Partner’s Face

imageA sex toy company selling personalized products might be the perfect thing to get bae for the holidays. The Wobbling Willy is a sex toy that’s customized with a 3D model of the customer’s chosen face. You provide a photo of the front, back and sides of your partner’s head, and the Swedish company will attach it to their $88 dildo.

Wobblingwilly.com describes the toy as “a fully functional dildo with a twist,” which can be shipped worldwide. The company uses details about hair, eye and skin color to make the figurines, which sits at the end of the dildo (picture a stationary bobble head attached to a giant dildo). The website reads: “Down to the basics… we sculpt the head out of clay to the likeness of the photo you send to us. A photo of a secret love. Yourself as a gift to an ex-girl/boyfriend.” Forget monogrammed pajamas—this is a good personalized gift!

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Check out more about the Wobbling Willy: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-5170595/Adult-firm-sells-sex-toy-model-partners-face.html#ixzz51InOFIDc

The ‘Fifty Shades Freed’ Sex Toy Line Has Arrived

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Fans who just can’t wait for the latest Fifty Shades movie to hit theaters can now get the next best thing: Fifty Shades Freed-themed sex toys. Sex toy retailer Lovehoney just launched a new line of sex toys inspired by the third and final installment of the Fifty Shades series. The new collection includes everything an eager fan could want, from vibrators to nipple chains, stimulating rings, and silk ropes.

With a total of 17 BDSM products, Fifty Shades fans as well as regular kinksters will definitely be satisfied. The collection is inspired by the characters’ erotic journey throughout the series: “Lots of people got their first taste of pleasure products and soft bondage from reading the books. In Fifty Shades Freed, Ana and Christian are starting to settle into married life and their sex life evolves into something more intimate,” said Lovehoney. “The products are designed for fans of the Fifty Shades books who want to inject some mystery and intrigue into the bedroom.”

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Check out more about the new Fifty Shades Freed sex toy line: https://www.refinery29.com/2017/11/179871/fifty-shades-freed-sex-toys

How Food’s Been Used In Sex Throughout History

eggplant3-0Sure, you’ve heard of using certain veggies as a dildo, but how about a bread dildo? Or what about homemade lube? History is full of NSFW food facts you definitely never learned about in history. Here’s just a taste!

  1. Mashed yams doubled as lube in 17th-century Japan
    “It was called tororo, and was made by grating yams into a slippery paste. The long, thin yams were sometimes used as dildos too,” says BuzzFeed.
  2. Romans used olive oil as lube
    Romans sure were kinky. According to a novel called The Satyricon by Gaius Petronius, one guy had a leather dildo oiled with olive oil and “covered in pepper and crushed nettle seeds” pushed up his “arsehole, inch by inch.”
  3. Pig’s tongues were an aphrodisiac
    Nothing subtle about using tongue to get you in the mood!
  4. Lettuce was a sacred sex symbol in Ancient Egypt
    Ancient Egyptians believed that lettuce was the holy food of the fertility god. It grew straight and tall like a cock, and even oozed a white substance when broken apart. Again, nothing subtle about lettuce cum.
  5. Ancient Greeks were turned on by sparrow brains
    “The Greek goddess of love and sexuality, Aphrodite, was supposed to hold sparrows sacred because of their ‘lustful’ nature, so Ancient Greek women would eat sparrows – their brains in particular – to get themselves in the mood.”
  6. And ancient Greek women used bread as dildos
    Since there were no sex toy shops, women had to get creative. The Greeks did this by baking olisbokollix: dildos made entirely out of hard-baked bread.

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Check out more NSFW food facts from history: https://www.buzzfeed.com/hilarywardle/never-mind-the-olisbokollix

6 Sex Facts Your History Teachers Never Told You

magicwandarthistoryKinksters have been around for a long, long time. From goat eyelash cock rings to stone dildos, our ancestors have been getting freaky since antiquity. Here are 6 historical sex facts you definitely never learned about in History class.

  1. The first cock rings were made from goat eyelashes
    Cock rings made from the eyelids of goats were commonly used in China around 1200. The eyelashes were left on to add a little bit of extra stimulation.
  2. The first dildos were made of stone
    The oldest stone dildo is around 28,000 years old. Later versions were covered in leather to make them softer and warmer.
  3. Hardcore porn took off in the 1920s
    Almost as soon as cameras were invented, people started taking sex photographs. Many showed penetrative sex as well as “non-standard” sexual practices like lesbianism.
  4. King Edward VII spent a lot of time in a French brothel
    In the 1880’s, King “Bertie” would regularly frequent one of Paris’ most exclusive brothels. He spent so much time there that an erotic chair was built just for him to use as he fucked a series of French courtesans (check out a picture below).
  5. Sex clubs were all the rage in the 1700s
    Notorious sex clubs were very popular, like “Beggar’s Bension” in Scotland. Members would meet to read scandalous banned books and have sex with willing girls.
  6. By 300AD, Rome had 45 brothels
    They were so popular that they wouldn’t open until the afternoon because otherwise no one would go to work in the morning. “Road signs” shaped like cocks pointed the way to the nearest pleasure house.

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Check out more historical sex facts: https://www.buzzfeed.com/hilarywardle/nsfw-historical-sex-facts-no-one-tells-you-about-at-school

Someone Has Turned the Babadook Into a ‘BabaDong’ Dildo

Want to put a little creep in your cooch? Horror fans rejoice: the Babadook has been transformed into a giant, girthy dildo named ‘BabaDong!’ A Los Angeles-based special fx artist is currently trying to make his spooky sex toy a reality with an Indiegogo campaign.

“If the goal is met, the Babadong will go into production, so you will all rest assured that your Babadongs are getting Babadone,” the artist said. The BabaDong is 7.5 inches from base to tip and has a girth of 5 ¾ inches around its thickest part. People on Twitter are loving the BabaDong Dildo: as one person said, “I’m not sure I wanted to be around to see this but here we are. Living on a planet with a 7.5 inch dildo called the BabaDong.” We had the same reaction.

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Check out more about the BabaDong Dildo here: https://www.thegailygrind.com/2017/06/22/someone-turned-babadook-babadong-dildo/