Tag: Dicks

US Air Force Draws A Dick In The Sky Near Russian Military Facilities

It seems a US Air Force refueler knows how to spend their time wisely. According to data from air-traffic tracking site FlightRadar24, the pilot drew a “phallic pattern” in the sky near several Russian military facilities in Syria. After an hour’s journey of flying east and past the island nation of Cyprus, it spent two more hours flying in a pattern resembling a dick.

The flight was just off the Syrian coast, where several Russian military facilities are located. One is an air base that has been “instrumental in servicing Russian air traffic” in the Middle East and Africa. It’s unclear if the pilot’s flight pattern was intentionally made to resemble a dick, but the US Air Force has yet to comment.

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Check out more about a US Air Force member drawing a giant cock in the sky near Russian military facilities: https://www.insider.com/us-air-force-flight-drew-phallic-pattern-near-russian-facility-2022-11

Botox Helps Men With Erectile Dysfunction, Research Finds

Could Botox be stiff competition for Viagra? New research has found injections of Botox into the penis provide “a clear benefit” for men suffering from erectile dysfunction. “As for the duration of benefit from the BoNT-A [Botox] injections, the above studies described a clear benefit within the first three months of treatment,” the study’s author stated.

Researchers believe the muscle relaxant, usually injected into the face, helped improve erections by relaxing the smooth muscle in the walls of blood vessels in the penis. The seven trials involved 362 men, with the participants having either Botox or a placebo injected at the base of their penis—effectiveness was measured using the “erection hardness scale,” which rates the stiffness and strength of the penis on a scale of zero to four. One trial showed that about half of participants improved their ranking on the scale, while a second trial showed 40% of impotent participants were successfully able to have sex at least three months after the treatment.

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Check out more about a study showing Botox helps with erectile dysfunction: https://nypost.com/2022/11/03/botox-helps-men-conquer-erectile-dysfunction-research-finds/

Dick Size Linked To Personality, Study

Size matters—when it comes to personality. A new study by New Mexico researchers found that people with bigger penises are perceived as more outgoing and attractive. First published in the journal Sexuality & Culture, the article recently went viral thanks to a bikini-clad “doctor,” who sexplained the research for Instagram’s viewing pleasure. “This study tested what first impression you’re giving about your personality judging by your dick pic alone,” says the poster—who regularly posts science explainers in lingerie.

The scientists had reportedly carried out the phallic personality test with the aim of investigating “what information is inferred from a picture of a penis at zero-acquaintance.” After looking at dick images, the study’s participants were then asked to infer whether the owner was extroverted, good in bed, dependable, anxious and other personality traits. Science Femme explains: “Apparently, skinny penises are giving neuroticism, and girthy penises are giving extroverted, open to new experiences, more sexually active, better in bed and more of a pleaser as opposed to being a ‘pillow princess.’”

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Check out more about a study looking at how people perceive personalities based on dick size alone: https://nypost.com/2022/09/22/penis-size-linked-to-personality-d-k-pics-give-first-impression-study/

This Is How Dicks Measure Up Around The World

If you’ve ever wondered where in the world men have the largest cocks, we’ve got answers. In fact, there have even been color-coded interactive maps showing the different sizes of men’s manhood, depending on where they’re from. Taking first place, the African countries highlighted in red have the largest members while erect: Western African countries like Ghana, the Congo and Gabon grab the top spot, with averages of 16cms.

Also men from Australia, Italy, Norway, Mexico and South Africa are also on the well-endowed end—these countries go up to an average of 5.8-6.3 inches. Meanwhile, Asian countries like India, Thailand and South Korea got the short end of the stick with the smallest size on average, varying between 3.6 to 4.1 inches. Mexico is home to the man with the biggest penis in the world, measuring in at 18.9 inches!

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Check out more about the average penis sizes around the world: https://www.medicalnewstoday.com/articles/271647

Men With Larger Noses Have Larger Dicks, Study Finds

It seems you don’t need to look at a man’s shoe size to size up his manhood. According to a new study, nose size can tell you what a guy’s packing. Japanese researchers discovered that men with larger noses tend to have larger cocks as well.

The study compared the subjects’ erect dicks to the lengths of their noses, finding that men with 2.2 inch noses had larger dicks, clocking in at 5.3 inches long. Meanwhile, noses smaller than 1.8 inches meant a subject’s dick measured up to 4.1 inches long, and medium-noses were 4 ½ inches. “The fact that nose size is related to stretched penile length indicates that penile length may not be determined by age, height or body weight but has already been determined before birth,” the study’s authors said. While researchers discovered a link between nose and penis dimensions, “the reason why stretched penile length and nose size are related is still unclear,” they wrote.

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Check out more about a study showing men with larger noses have larger dicks: https://nypost.com/2021/05/04/snout-clout-larger-noses-equal-larger-penises-study-says/

Thousands Sign Up For Dinky One, Dating Site For Men With Small Dicks

Dinky One, a niche dating app dedicated to men with smaller penises, has turned out to be a really big deal. When it launched, the UK-based dating site attracted around 33,000 members (pun intended) within two days, with a fifth of men joining identifying as gay or bisexual – although it’s open to all genders and sexualities. While the site aims to make men more comfortable and tackle the stigma around the issue, it’s also geared towards women who prefer a smaller dick.

The idea of a smaller manhood appeals to women who enjoy an element of control in the bedroom: one woman said, “Being a dominant woman, the idea of man with a small dick really appeals. I don’t want to have him on me, asserting his authority.” She adds, “He should be pleasing me orally or with toys. If he does a good job then I will let him orgasm, but only under my terms.” Another woman said she doesn’t enjoy sex with a man whose dick is bigger than 4 inches: “In the past have had to resort to oral but miss that close intimacy of sex,” she explained in a testimonial on the site.

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Check out more about Dinky One: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-8880879/Size-DOESNT-matter-Dating-site-men-small-penises-helps-endowed-males-love.html

Women Share The Most Surprising Things They Didn’t Realize About Dicks

A Reddit user posed an interesting question to the internet recently: “Women, what surprised you the most the first time you saw or played with a penis?” The answers didn’t disappoint. Here are some of the funniest, strangest, and just plain true things people didn’t realize about dicks until they saw one, ahem, in the flesh.

  1. “BALL SKIN IS CONSTANTLY MOVING. Surreal. It’s like a moving Magic Eye painting.”
    Yes!
  2. “How squishy it is flaccid.”
    Fun to play with!
  3. “The texture! When they said ‘hard’ I didn’t know what to expect….”
    Now you know!
  4. “What struck me the most was that it’s just there, dangling away, all day, every day, just hanging out with its ball buddies. Like how do you not sit on it? Is it not constantly annoying you? Is the satisfaction of unsticking it from your thighs worth the discomfort of it sticking in the first place?”
    LOL!
  5. “[I thought] it had ribs. I was confused as hell, it really felt like there were bones in there. Only later did I realize that it was the condoms we used that had those structures on it.”
    Hmm, OK…
  6. “I expected the penis, but I didn’t expect the balls to be so…there.”
    They are indeed!
  7. “That it sort of floated in a bath…I didn’t expect that.”
    Like a rubber ducky!
  8. “It can jump on its own.”
    It has a mind of its own!
  9. “The veins!”
    Yup.

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Check out more women’s reactions to seeing a dick for the first time: https://www.buzzfeed.com/stephenlaconte/women-share-surprising-things-about-penises-reddit

10 Gifts That Are As Hilarious As They Are Sexy

Image Source: ASOS, LookHuman and Fairgoods
Image Source: ASOS, LookHuman and Fairgoods

A modern yet pervy Kama Sutra poster, Northshire on Etsy for $13
This updated Kama Sutra poster has everyone’s favorite sex positions. It’s the perfect conversation piece!

  1. 69 nestling cups, theTbird on Etsy for $19.25
    The couple that drinks tea—and 69‘s—together stays together!
  2. Naughty coloring book for grownups, SheVibe for $14.95
    “Edited by Lady Cheeky and illustrated by Alex Kotkin, all the art in the coloring book features curvy women in ~sexy scenarios~ from threesomes to BDSM play,” says BuzzFeed.
  3. Dainty hankies just waiting to be made filthy, Fair Goods for $25
    These naughty hankies are adorably embroidered with such sentiments as “Blow Me,” “Fill Me Up,” and “Make Me Moist.”
  4. Darling humping salt and pepper shakers, ASOS for $14
    Who doesn’t want cute humping rabbits flavoring their food?
  5. A booty-ful mug for all your warm beverage needs, Look Human for $14.99
    Hot butts on a mug? Yes please!
  6. Subtle floral-dick pillow, Look Human for $27.99
    This beautiful pillow seems innocent until you look closer and discover all the hidden phalluses. It’s like a beautiful optical illusion—with dicks!
  7. A saucy candle that’s meant to smell like hot, hot sex, CheekyMint on Etsy for $9.99
    This cheeky candle is aptly named “Let’s Get Naked,” and smells like fresh sheets, cologne, and hot sex!
  8. A sexy cross-stitch, FishyStitch on Etsy for $25
    Nothing makes a room cozier than with a quaint little cross-stitch proudly announcing “We Have Sex In This Room.”
  9. A sugary take on the Kama Sutra for anyone with a sweet tooth, She Bop the Shop for $10
    What better way to celebrate the Kama Sutra than with cookies? Make and eat all your favorite sex positions with these naughty cookie cutters!

Want to gift yourself with something naughty? Let’s get playful and fun!

Check out more naughty and playful gifts here: https://www.buzzfeed.com/annaborges/the-naughty-list

There Are Only Five Dick Types In The World

http---distractify-media-prod.cdn.bingo-2001059-980xWhile it’s true that every dick has its own unique set of characteristics, it’s also true that when it comes to “types” of dicks, there isn’t much range. Still, the saying “When you’ve seen one, you’ve seen them all” isn’t totally accurate. Because there are five! Here are the five types of dicks that exist in the world:

  1. Short and stubby
    A woman with lots of dick experience (dick-perience) on Your Tango describes guys with short and stubby dicks as having big egos. Although “they’re often fun to toy with and can be fairly witty when they want to be,” these guys can be total dicks!
  2. The curved-to-the-north cock
    These guys tend to be optimistic and upbeat (like their dicks!). They’re also dog lovers!
  3. The curved-to-the-south dick
    The term “every man has his angle” comes to mind. To give you an idea of the type of guy with this cock shape: it’s a matter of public record that Bill Clinton has a curved dick…
  4. Frightened turtle dick
    “A guy has so much foreskin (generally uncut) that his penis barely shows its face, even when standing at full attention.” Turtles are adorable!
  5. The gourd
    Just like it sounds, a gourd shape is “narrow at the base and then wide at the top of the shaft, rounding out at the head.” Gourd’s are perfect for fall!

Looking to find your perfect type? We’ve got every shape and size you could ever want to “toy with” here!

Check out more about the five types of dicks that exist in the world here: https://www.yourtango.com/2016293898/there-are-only-five-penis-types-entire-world

8 Innocent Photos That Are Actually Totally Filthy 

Sometimes when you see seemingly “innocent” looking things, you wonder if they’re actually innocent or if it’s just your dirty mind. You know, like with that supposedly PG-13 bumper sticker that reads “BJ Mom.” Well, we’ve got good news for you: while you may have a dirty mind, those so-called innocent things are actually totally filthy. Here are 8 photos that prove it (check them out below).

  • Shadow Dicks
    In this picture, the shadows from the bridge appear to be in the shape of a dick. Architecture is so cool!

Image Source: CanYouActually.com
Image Source: CanYouActually.com

  • Vagina rock
    Yeah, we’d be willing to bet everybody has seen at least one pussy in a rock formation. Mother nature, represent!

Image Source: CcanYouActually.com
Image Source: CcanYouActually.com

  • Elmo Experiments
    We know what this seemingly innocent children’s book is really about…

Image Source: Radass
Image Source: Radass

  • “Insert fingers and tear along perforations”
    We’ve all seen this on a box—and we’ve all thought the same dirty thing!

Image Source: Men's Den
Image Source: Men’s Den

  • P_ _ I S
    Oh, Wheel of Fortune. We definitely do know the answer to “Where To Find Love.”

Image Source: Men's Den
Image Source: Men’s Den

  • In the Pink: Latex Gloves
    Found right in your local grocery store…filthy!

Image Source: Radass
Image Source: Radass

  1. “BJ Mom”
    MILF and proud!

Image Source: Distractify
Image Source: Distractify

  • “It’s amazing what you can do with two fingers and a thumb.”
    It certainly is.

Image Source: Distractify
Image Source: Distractify

Want to put that dirty mind to good use? There’s nothing ambiguous about the filthy stuff you’ll find here!

Check out more innocent photos that are actually filthy here: https://distractify.com/humor/2016/08/20/35-innocent-photos-somehow-completely-filthy