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Lesbians Touch a Dick For the First Time

If you’re a lesbian and you’ve gone your whole life without touching a dick, suddenly finding your hands on one could be a bit of a surprise. And that’s exactly what happened in a hilarious new video by singing duo and lesbian couple Bria and Chrissy. Some of their lesbian friends who have never experienced a cock before got to find out what one is really like. Here are some highlights (watch the video below).

“I’ve done public speaking and I hate public speaking… [I’ve] nearly gotten hit by a car… and this is definitely the most nervous I’ve ever been,” one woman explained before touching the dick. Another woman guessed that it might “feel like a snake” before going in for the grab. As one lesbian fondled the cock, she noticed that it “feels like play-doh, that’s been warmed up,” while another woman is reminded of her time as a butcher, when she stuffed turkey necks with corn on the cob. The end result: “appreciate not procreate.” Or put another way, “it’s healthy and it’s normal to celebrate everybody’s body for what it is, but it doesn’t mean you have to be attracted to it.” To each her own!

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Watch the video of lesbians touching a dick for the first time here:

h/t: Huffington Post Gay Voices

The Device That Will Help You Strengthen Your Dick

Hey guys, have you been doing your Kegels lately? Strengthening the pelvic floor by holding and releasing the muscles between your cock and your ass will help you to have better, stronger orgasms and increase your stamina during sex. And now there’s a device that will whip your dick into shape in an interactive and enjoyable way.

The kGoal Boost is shaped liked a pussy and almost as fun (wink wink!). You sit on it, and the vibrations flex and release “the muscles of the perineum in time with the button’s pulsing,” explains the Frisky. So basically, it’s like a personal trainer for your dick! You can use it in the car, at work, and even while vegging out, all while tracking your progress by connecting the device directly to your smartphone. “All of our guided workouts and games are five-minute chunks. If you’re doing a workout for five minutes a day, every day, you’re going to be in a real good spot,” says a rep of kGoal Boost. Who would’ve thought exercising could be so stimulating, literally?

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Check out more about the device that will strengthen your dick here: https://www.thefrisky.com/2015-12-10/hey-guys-heres-a-device-to-help-you-strengthen-your-penis/

Man With World’s Largest Dick Goes Viral With New Song

Jonah Falcon, the man famous for having the world’s largest dick, is letting it all hang out in his new music video. The 42-year-old with a 9-inch cock (13.5 inches hard!) has already made several documentaries about his member—and has even given advice to well-endowed actor, John Hamm, about how to deal with the attention—and now he’s singing about it. “It’s Too Big” is all about what it’s like to live with a wine-bottle sized dick.

Since its release, the dancey pop song about “the biggest [dick] in history” quickly went viral. And Falcon seems to love the attention: in the video, he wears biker shorts to showcase his giant dick. In everyday life, he says he likes to show off his dick “wearing tight jean shorts, and it would go halfway down my pant leg.” He’s used to people asking him to see his stuff, and he’s usually comfortable just to “whip it out.” And his dick is definitely impressive: “When I’m fully, fully hard, I’m longer than my forearm and bigger than my wrist,” Falcon boasts. Wow, “it’s too big” is no exaggeration!

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Check out more about the man with the world’s largest dick here: https://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2013/05/06/it-s-too-big-meet-jonah-falcon-the-man-with-the-world-s-largest-penis.html

New Art Condoms Make Your Dick the Canvas

Have you ever thought that a piece of art was so amazing, so utterly captivating that you wanted to live inside it? Or, if it was something really special, perhaps a touch erotic, maybe you wanted it to live inside you. Well, thanks to some colorful new condoms, you can now literally have art inside you.

A French start-up called Made in Love has created the world’s first art condom. Now you can have two amazing views while getting your freak on: the hot body of the person in front of you and your colorful dick! Yes, you can transform your sex life into an inspiring work of art. So far, some hip French artists have created exciting love gloves in abstract, brightly psychedelic designs. The condoms are still in the crowd-sourcing stages for now, but they’re promising to bring new meaning to the phrase “art lover.”

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Check out more about the new art condoms here.

12 Foods That Totally Don’t Look Like Anything Else

Even though you might feel a bit immature snickering at a peach that looks like an ass or a squash that looks like a giant dick, we’ve all done it. And while you probably think you have a dirty mind for giggling at a banana that looks just like a boner, we’re here to assure you that your laughter is warranted. And Distractify does, too—they made a hilarious list of foods that don’t remotely look like anything else (check it out below). Here are some highlights.

That Banana Sundae is Sure Happy to See You
Some prankster stood the banana erect and made balls out of two scoops of vanilla ice cream. This makes us crave dessert!
Hot Dogs and Bun
“Nothing to see here. Just some hot dogs being inserted into a bun.”
T-Bone Pussy Steak
Mmm, nothing better than steak and pussy!
Double-Breasted Ice Cream Cone
Titty-fucking, anyone?
Chicken Wing Cock
The chicken wing takes after its father (who must have been very well endowed). Finger lickin’ good!
Grapefruit Vagina
Auntie Angel (of the famous grapefruit blowjob) would approve.
Jelly Filled Vajonuts
Oops, we meant donuts! So creamy…
Masculine Carrot
The lady carrots love him!
Two Scoops of Ice Cream with Two Cherries on Top, Please
Those are some perky scoops there! Makes us want to lick the cherries right off.
Pink Glazed Donut
Sugary butt sex.
Cock Melons
No, seriously. These look exactly like cocks! It’s uncanny.
Cock Sausage
Mmm, spicy!

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Check out Distractify’s list “18 Foods That Don’t Remotely Look Like Anything Else.”

The Secret Life of One Man’s Cock

Have you ever wondered if your dick has a secret life all its own? And, if so, what types of crazy shenanigans it gets into when you’re not paying attention? Well, one photographer from San Francisco wondered this very thing, and started a strange and wonderful Tumblr called “Things My Dick Does” to investigate (check out the images below). “I’ve always wondered what my dick does in the times he is up before I am,” the photographer writes in his Tumblr’s intro. “He must get so bored waiting for me to wake up. Happens EVERY day. Poor little guy.”

The man—who’s chosen to remain anonymous—told the Huffington Post that the pictures began as humorous sexts and progressed to a series that explored such things as what his “Little Dude” did for Halloween, or while baking a cake, and even making friends with a stuffed hedgehog! In the Halloween picture, his cock is dressed up as a mummy: “So we have been trying on some costumes and he wanted to start off with a classic! “Mummy! Can I go out and…” he jokes. Later, his cock makes a new friend with an adorable hedgehog: “He was a little skeptical at first. But then he warmed up to the idea of having a cuddle buddy. These two are so cute together! Dawwww.”

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And now: the photos of “Things My Dick Does.”

Sex Toy Company ‘Clone-A-Willy’ Wants to Clone Justin Bieber’s Willy

Justin Bieber’s been getting some good press lately: he’s got a new album that people seem to like, favorable media attention for his recent softer persona and, also, some buzz about his allegedly very nice cock! Yes, according to some reliable sources (who refer to his member as “OMG”), he is quite well-endowed. And now all that good press has attracted the attention of sex toy company Clone-A-Willy, who is eager to get Bieber’s cock in one of their notorious molds.

The company that makes fully functional replicas of people’s sex organs is offering Bieber one million dollars to advertise the product. Clone-A-Willy thinks the business arrangement would be mutually beneficial: Bieber could promote his music, and the company could promote its sexy wares. Clone-A-Willy said in a letter to the star, “Justin Bieber, he’s popular, talented and now as the entire world knows … quite well-endowed. It would surely do wonders to help promote his new album and certainly wouldn’t hurt his ‘dating’ life.” The company is assuring Bieber that they would not put the Bieber sex toy on the market (though they would have a mold of his dick…), but considering how upset he got when naked pictures of him were published, it’s doubtful that he’ll be cloning his willy anytime soon.

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Check out more about Clone-A-Willy’s offer to Justin Bieber.

8 Facts Every Dude Should Know About His Dick

Sure, you know your dick intimately, but do you know why hot tubs are bad for your balls? Or that not getting enough sleep can make you lose your boner? As Buzzfeed says, these facts are sort of like “the owner’s manual you never knew you needed.” Here are 8 facts every dude needs to know about his cock.

The penis is a good indicator of your overall health
One doctor says, “It’s like the dipstick of the body’s health.” That’s why if there’s something wrong with the genitals, you should go see your doctor to make sure it’s not a symptom of something else. And similarly, if there’s something wrong with your health, your dick could be affected too.
Premature ejaculation is a lot more common than you think
Premature ejaculation is when you cum about one to two minutes after penetration and then feel distressed and anxious about it. Statistics show that it affects about 10%-30% of men at some point in their lives. But those who suffer from it every time should talk to their doctor—it can be overcome.
Your testicle size is important
Your testicles should be about the same size and each be about the size of a walnut. If they’re too big or too small, there could be a problem with your sperm, in which case go see your doctor.
Hot tubs are really bad for your balls
“It’s like dunking your testicles like teabags in hot water,” says a doctor. That’s because getting your balls too hot halts your sperm.
Cumming a lot is very good for you
Ejaculating often is good for you because it lowers your risk of prostate cancer. Not to mention all the health benefits, like lower stress and increased happiness.
Sleep deprivation can mess with your boner
Not getting enough sleep can make you lose your morning wood and decrease your sex drive.
Wash your dick after sex
Since bacteria can grow faster when cum dries out on the skin, washing after sex will help you avoid infection.
Don’t get your dick pierced
In case you were considering it, consider this: possible complications include “significant bleeding, chronic irritation, or even damage to the urethra—which could leave you peeing out of the new hole.”

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Here are more facts every dude should know about his dick.

Man Gets Eight-Inch Bionic Dick

A man who lost the use of his genitals as a child got compensated in full recently with a fully functioning eight-inch bionic dick! This bionic dick is the first of its kind, even though a different man had the first successful penis transplant last year. The bionic dick was created by skin grafts from his arm, which will now allow him to get hard, cum, and actually reproduce.

After an 11-hour surgery, the man finally can achieve erections by using a button attached to his scrotum. “When you want a bit of action you press the ‘on’ button,” the man said. “When you are finished you press another button. It takes seconds. Doctors have told me to keep practicing.” The device works through an implant that uses fluids from his belly to inflate two tubes which allow him to use his dick whenever he likes. Science is amazing!

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IFL Science has more about the man with an eight-inch bionic dick.

Important: Women Don’t Notice the Details of Your Dick

Study after study has shown that men can seem self-conscious about how their dicks look to women. Is it too small, too thin, not shaped normally? Well, a new study published in the Journal of Sexual Medicine proves that men can relax. As it turns out, women don’t really notice the details of your dick all that much. The study focused on men who had penile surgery due to a medical condition that misplaced their urethra on a different spot on the cock than the head. This small difference made many of these men feel embarrassed and unattractive.

But as the study showed, they didn’t need to worry. A group of heterosexual women were asked to rate a series of surgically repaired cocks as “normal or not normal.” They weren’t told that half the cocks were not surgically repaired cocks, but just regular, circumcised cocks. What the study found was that the women weren’t able to tell the difference between the surgically repaired dicks and the regular, circumcised dicks—both dicks looked normal to them. The main concern for the women was a neat looking cock, which thankfully the vast majority of men don’t need to worry about.

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You can learn more about the story from our friends at Gizmodo.