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This Woman Turned Her Collection of Dick Pics Into an Art Show

Whitney Bell has received a lot of unsolicited dick pics in her day. Around 200, to be exact. And like many women, she finds the phenomenon of a random dick popping up on her phone a bit jarring. So she decided to turn her collection of them into an art show! Her Los Angeles premier of “I Didn’t Ask For This: A Lifetime of Dick Pics” showcases the sheer magnitude—and bizarreness—of all the dick pics she’s gotten over the years. And as you can imagine, she’s gotten the good, the bad, and the ugly.

She told Vice in an interview that she was first inspired by a truly “beautiful dick shadow picture” that a former boyfriend sent and that she thought could be in a museum. But her recent gallery show grew out of a frustration with the numerous unsolicited dick pics she would get. She explained, “I love a good dick. I just don’t love harassment.” The dick pics for her do not represent sex; they represent power: “It’s not a pick up. It’s like screaming at a woman from a car.” She encourages women who get unwanted dick pics to just “Send back a picture of a better looking dick.” Touché!

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Check out more about the woman who turned her collection of dick pics into an art show here:https://www.vice.com/read/this-woman-turned-her-collection-of-unsolicited-dick-pics-into-an-art-show

Antonio Brown Had Some Boner Problems on ‘Dancing With the Stars’

Steeler’s wide receiver Antonio Brown just couldn’t contain his excitement while dancing with his sexy partner on “Dancing With the Stars”—literally. After a smoking dance routine, which involved lots of flirtatious kissing, touching and rubbing, the host immediately asked how he managed to stay, um, in control through it all. And, not surprisingly, the conversation went straight to Boner Town.

“I mean, [you] don’t need coaching on sexiness. We just call that flat out delicious,” said the host to a blushing Brown about the ridiculous chemistry on the dance floor. Then she said to the hot, red-headed dancer, “So the best part about this is you basically became a coach for Antonio, teaching him rubbing, touching…” Antonio admitted that the week he spent preparing for the performance was “a little difficult” because of “blood flow.” The host added “booming. Boom.ing!” Well, that’s one way to keep up your energy during practice!

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Check out the video of Antonio Brown’s boner problems on “Dancing With the Stars” here: https://deadspin.com/antonio-brown-had-some-boner-problems-while-training-fo-1767966069

5 Guys Share the Worst Sex Advice They’ll Never Take Again

We’ve all heard guys dish out sex advice they swear is the key to getting ladies off. But what most of us don’t consider before heeding such seemingly helpful advice is the fact that what gives mind-blowing pleasure to one woman will often not be satisfying to another woman. Here are 5 confessions from guys who got some bad sex advice they’ll definitely never take again.

“If my dick was numb I’d last longer.”
This guy was told that if he numbed his dick, he’d be able to keep it up without any problems. It actually worked (he used a salve used to numb mouth pain), but his numb boner accidentally also numbed his girlfriend’s pussy, so they couldn’t even feel anything!
“Eye contact will make it more intense.”
He was told by an “emotional kind of guy” that maintaining eye contact during sex is sure to enhance the experience. But when he stared intently into a woman’s eyes as he fucked her, things got kinda awkward, and the lady he was with was mostly concentrating on avoiding his intense gaze.
“Use a doughnut during sex.”
This guy’s friend had successfully incorporated a donut into oral sex: “He put his penis through the hole and she gave him oral while eating it. Apparently, it went well for them. But when I tried it with my wife, powdered sugar got everywhere and things got sticky. I didn’t like having to wash my junk off before we had sex.”
“Stick a finger in her ass.”
A college friend promised that surprising a girl with a finger in the butt during doggy style will definitely make her pant, but when he tried it with a woman, she “shot across the bed and turned around, horrified.” The lesson here, guys: ask before you enter!
“Ask her dirty questions.”
When this guy’s friends told him that women love to be asked dirty questions during sex—things like ‘Yeah, you like that, don’t you?’—he thought he’d take a stab at it himself. But when he asked his girl if she liked his dick mid-thrust, she only responded with confusion.

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Here’s more guys sharing the worst sex advice they’ve ever gotten: https://www.womenshealthmag.com/sex-and-love/sex-advice-fails?slide=6

Men in Cuba Are Putting Pearls in Their Dicks To Become Better Lovers

In the latest baffling sex trend, men in Cuba are surgically inserting pearls into their cocks to become better lovers. In Cuba, sexual prowess is everything, which is why men go to dangerous lengths to enhance themselves downstairs. The pearl, which is a tiny ball made of plastic, is slipped in under the skin of the penis through a small incision. According to Cuban myth, “women who feel the pearl go mad with pleasure.”

Unfortunately, the surgery is not often performed with proper sanitary measures, and many of the men become infected and need to have the pearl removed because of complications, such as tetanus, balanitis, and gangrene. But what’s even more shocking than the riskiness involved is the fact that the pearl doesn’t actually make sex more pleasurable for women. Dr. Almudena López, a sex therapist in Cuba, told Vice that “for it to really stimulate the clitoris, the pearl should be placed at the very base of the penis, which never happens. As for the G-spot, that’s something you can easily reach with a finger, but it’s much more complicated to reach directly with the penis.” We think it’s fair to say that these guys might consider giving the pearl to the sexy lady in their lives with a ring or necklace—instead of with their cocks!

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Check out more about “the pearl” here: https://distractify.com/sex-relationships/2016/03/09/pearl-enhancements

Donald Trump Wanted to Debate His Dick Size

In what has to be one of the most bizarre moments in election history, Donald Trump felt the need to bring up his dick as an important talking point during the most recent GOP presidential debate. Trump wants the American people to rest assured that he does not have a small penis. Because, obviously, one of the most important requirements for being the leader of the free world is cock size.

He was responding to comments Marco Rubio made about Trump’s hands, when Rubio basically implied—much in the way that middler schoolers do—that his small hands mean he also has a small penis. Trump responded by saying, “Look at those hands. Are they small hands? [Rubio] referred to my hands, ‘if they’re small, something else must be small.’ I guarantee you there’s no problem. I guarantee.” Rubio brought up Trump’s hands as a response to being called “Little Rubio” by the businessman, saying, “And you know what they say about men with small hands? You can’t trust them.” There’s only one logical way for this public pissing match to end: with both candidates whipping out Little Trump and Little Rubio and letting the people decide! Now that’s the American way!

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Check out more about Donald Trump debating his dick size here: https://www.cnn.com/2016/03/03/politics/donald-trump-small-hands-marco-rubio/

Meet the Woman Who’s a Professional Dick Photographer

New York City photographer Soraya Doolbaz has managed to turn her hobby of taking dick pics into a successful career. Well before she started turning dicks into works of art, she’d look at the dick pics sent to her and think about how much better she could do if she took them herself with a nice camera. Then one day after noticing dolls in a Walmart, she got the idea to create personalities out of dicks by dressing them up in specially made costumes.

Eager friends started calling her to photograph their boyfriends, who agreed to have their cocks dressed up and photographed professionally. The girlfriends fluff, Doolbaz takes the dick pics, and everyone’s happy. As one model put it, “everybody wants to feel desirable.” Doolbaz now has a booming dick pic business, and she’s even shown her work at Art Basel, one the biggest international art fares in the world. She also sells adult novelty items like dick calendars and mugs. “It’s surprising and very delightful that people just like dicks on things,” she says. Ain’t that the truth!

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Check out more about the woman who’s a professional dick photographer here: https://nypost.com/video/meet-the-penis-fashion-photographer/

Ravers Protest Over Glory Holes

Every raver knows the essentials of a killer party: speaker-thumping music, crazy get-ups, laser lights and Day-Glo, and of course, glory holes! That’s why hundreds of protesters have taken up camp in Montreal’s nightlife district to protest the lack of glory holes at raves. They’re hoping to pressure promoters into getting “on the right side of history,” which means, as one raver says, “one where glory holes are plentiful and ubiquitous.”

Event organizers say they have nothing against letting ravers have a party all night with glory holes—but legally, they’re simply not allowed to. “Right now, it’s illegal to give blow jobs to strangers in venues that are open to the public,” says a promoter. The event organizers are encouraging the ravers to pack up their camps and take it to the man: “Culture is downstream from politics, and so if you want a random person to wrap their lips around your dick, you got to email your politicians and tell them that you won’t vote for them unless they’re pro glory hole.” But the ravers aren’t convinced, saying the only way they’ll leave is if the promoters give them a blowjob—without or without a glory hole.

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Check out more about ravers protesting over glory holes here: https://www.ravenews.ca/en/read/2016/january/12/

Sweden’s Giant Snow Dick Was Erased…So an Even Bigger One Was Erected

When community members started complaining about a giant dick in a Swedish park, the city ordered one of its workers to erase it. The dick, which was carved into the snow over a frozen moat, needed to be scraped off bit-by-bit (thus sparking hilarious Twitter responses like “Yeah, right there. That’s it.”). The worker felt such strong penis envy while erasing the giant dick that he knew he had to replace it. And he wasn’t the only one who had strong feelings of remorse over the removal: a Facebook group called “restore the snow penis” quickly achieved more than 3,300 likes!

So now in the erased snow dick’s place is an even bigger, even more spectacular massive snow dick (see images below)! The worker used a snowblower, and erected it on such a huge scale that it can only be seen from above. This means that no one on the ground can see it and become offended. “When an established artist paints a penis in oil paint, he can hang in a frame in a gallery. But if an ordinary citizen draws a penis in the snow, it’s the obscene and must be removed. I mean it’s just about who the creator is,” the hero, er, worker said.

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Check out images of the giant snow dick here: https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/sweden-snow-penis_us_56a1b0abe4b0d8cc10999534

‘Tattoo Fixers’ Shows How Many Men Get—and Regret—Dick Tattoos

A man from England thought it would be a good idea to get a cute tattoo of an elephant—on his dick! “He let his friend ink a crude tattoo of the large beast around his crotch with his penis serving as the trunk,” reported the Huffington Post. But immediately after it was finished, the man started regretting it (see images below).

“It’s just a mess,” he said on a recent episode of the British show “Tattoo Fixers.” “It looks like it’s been drawn on with a [pen].” Turns out, the man had a few too many drinks before letting his friend break out the tattoo gun. The poor “Elephant-Man” is sadly not the only man to get a dick tattoo he soon regretted. “A man recently made headlines by having vacuum cleaner etched on his willie, with his shaft serving as the hose,” said the Huffington Post. The lesson here, guys: maybe spend a little time imagining what your dick will look like tattooed before pulling the (tattoo gun) trigger.

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Check out more about the guy who got an elephant tattoo on his cock here: https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/look-tattoo-of-elephant-on-guys-penis-makes-his-junk-the-trunk_us_569e66d8e4b04c8137617f28

Comic Shares Dick Pic on Instagram—For 18 Hours

Adult Swim star and comedian Eric André proved that Instagram is too wrapped up with policing nip slips to notice dick pics. André put not one but two full-frontal nude pictures of himself up on the site for 18 straight hours before they were finally taken down. These images were not subtle—and if you’re familiar with the comedian, you know subtlety is definitely not his thing—with André’s dick front and center in each photo (you can check out the now doctored pics below).

Instagram has strict rules about nudity on its site, so how was it possible that André’s dick went unnoticed for almost a full day? Many have pointed out that the comedian’s stunt proves the sexist double standard of male and female nudity on the site. While Instagram is hard at work making sure lady pubes and nipples don’t make it into your feed, a guy posts two full-on dick pics to his account and removes them—eventually—before the site can suspend his access. And his account is still active, so we can only assume Instagram probably never even noticed the stunt! So, guys, feel free to go nuts with those dick pics—but watch out, ladies, that “Free the Nipple” campaign hasn’t leveled the (sexist) playing field yet!

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Check out more about Eric André’s dick pics on Instagram here: https://www.gq.com/story/eric-andres-naked-penis-instagram