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You Can Still Have Good Sex With a Micropenis

best_phone_sex_niteflirt_smallpenisFor the 0.6 percent of the male population with a penis that’s less than 2.75 inches, their anatomy is often the cause of much emotional pain, anxiety, and depression. But sex therapist Elizabeth McGrath is giving these men hope by showing them and their partners how to get the most out of their sex life. For her clients with micropenises, she says the main thing to do is to shift the focus away from penetrative sex—because there’s so many other ways to find pleasure!

“There’s humping, there’s grinding, there’s rubbing the penis on the labia or on the side, and then it expands into ‘What kind of fun things can we do together?'” McGrath said. Oral sex can be the main event, and sex toys, rings, vibrators, and even “extenders” worn over the dick are all great options for couples. She emphasizes that trying new things and figuring out what gives people pleasure is the key. And for a person with a micropenis, or really anyone, it’s about finding what makes you feel good and, most importantly, having fun.

Looking to have some fun yourself? We can make you feel good right here!

Check out more about how you can still have good sex with a micropenis: https://www.dailydot.com/irl/micropenis-sex-guide/

Porn Star Kayden Kross Reveals Whether Dick Size Matters 

best_phone_sex_niteflirt_teenypenisAward-winning adult film star Kayden Kross recently sat down with NYLON to answer the million dollar question: does dick size really matter? Kayden has starred in 144 X-rated films—and once quipped that “30 million eyeballs have interacted with my butthole”—so she seems uniquely qualified to answer this hotly debated question. Her answer? Yes and no.

Yes, it can make a difference when it comes to partner pairings. She says, “It matters to partners who find very large penises uncomfortable, or who are only looking for girth, or who feel that their cervixes are under constant attack, or who feel that nothing has been penetrated until their cervix has.” But besides finding a good dick match, no, dick size really doesn’t matter that much. In fact, she explains that since women’s nerve endings are mostly on the outside (the clit) and not as much inside the vaginal canal, “you could make her come with just the smallest tip of your finger and absolutely no penetration whatsoever.” You hear that, men? Learn how to make a woman cum with just the tip of your finger and you have nothing to worry about!

Looking for some sexy sex ed yourself? We’d love for you to practice your moves on us!

Here’s more from porn star Kayden Kross about whether dick size matters: https://www.unilad.co.uk/nsfw/porn-star-reveals-whether-penis-size-ever-matters/

8 Naughty Halloween Costumes For Men 

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What is it about Halloween that brings out the naughtiness in people? From every iteration of a “sexy” costume to ones that are basically just a dirty joke, Halloween seems to make everyone randy. Here are 8 naughty Halloween costumes for men that will have you asking Trick or Treat?

Adult Genie In a Lamp
The lamp around your waist reads “Rub Me!” It’ll take magic for that one to work…

Shocker Costume

Yup: a giant hand holding up two fingers (for the pink) and a pinky (for the stink). The product description on this one reads, “Those three fingers will leave you well remembered among the ladies.” Or maybe they’ll just be shocked?

Free Willie Adult Costume
This one takes a beloved children’s movie starring an adorable whale and turns it into a dick joke. Not sure the ladies will be cheering for you in the end in this costume…

 

Wanna See My Nuts
It’s a tree costume with a cute squirrel popping out from the groin area. Are we noticing a trend here with punny dick jokes?

Down For the Count
Take Dracula and a horny vampire who loves to give blow-
jobs and you’ve got the perfect costume!

The Fire Extinguisher
It’s a fireman’s costume—but with a hose for a dick! Don’t see many women putting out your fire with this.

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Adult Droopers Costume
It’s a dude dressed up as an old lady wearing a “Droopers” crop top (like the Hooters one)–only with fake droopy tits hanging down!

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Hung Like a Horse 
Strap a horse’s head to your crotch and you’re good to go!

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Looking for a little naughtiness yourself? You don’t need a dirty costume to get a good treat this Halloween!

Check out more naughty Halloween costumes for men here: https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/sexual-male-humor-costumes_us_57f2b7d6e4b0d0e1a9a923b6?

Anthony Weiner Can’t Stop Sending Pics Of His Dick 

Why is that Anthony Weiner just can’t seem to keep his weiner out of headlines? The former Congressman—who resigned from office after news broke that he was sending women dick pics on Twitter—is in hot water again after getting caught in another sexting scandal. The New York Post reported that Weiner has been sexting another woman—and at one point posted a new raunchy selfie.

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The Post published the selfie, which shows Weiner wearing only white boxer briefs, and visibly aroused by the 40-something divorcee. “You do realize you can see you[r] Weiner in that pic??” the woman wrote. The Post reported, “Moments after forwarding the photo, Weiner freaked out over the possibility he had accidentally posted it publicly—just as he did during the infamous episode that forced him to resign from Congress in 2011.” Weiner, who reluctantly admitted to texting naughty pictures of himself to multiple women during the first scandal, knew to fess up to his literal boner this time.

Looking for something naughty yourself? Let’s get scandalous!

Check out more about Anthony Weiner’s newest sexting scandal here: https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/politics/onpolitics/2016/08/29/anthony-weiner-caught-another-sext-scandal/89526640/

You Can Now Get a Dick In Your Latte

Uncensored Image from Instagram User: @dicklatte
Uncensored Image from Instagram User: @dicklatte

If you’re a latte drinker, you probably already know that the latte art obsession has officially peaked. These days, it’s no longer hip to get your coffee decorated with a carefully crafted kitty or flower design. Instead, dick lattes are the new hot thing. Because, really, who doesn’t want a dick first thing in the morning to start their day off right?

“The next time you get your cup of joe, take a second look before you put the lid on, you might find yourself face to face with a beautiful penis crafted from foam,” reports Your Tango. And in case you’re dying to see these dick java masterpieces, obviously the internet has you covered (see dick pics below). There’s one with spiky balls and a veiny shaft that ejaculates adorable fluffy hearts. Another coffee-cock resides peacefully among a soft meadow of flowers. Coffee fiend or no, it’s too bad dicks don’t actually shoot cute hearts and flowers!

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A photo posted by @dicklatte on

A photo posted by @dicklatte on

A photo posted by @dicklatte on


Looking for a little pick me up yourself? We’ve got everything you need to get your day started right!

Check out more about dick lattes here: https://www.yourtango.com/2016293361/best-dick-latte-pictures-penis-art-coffee

200 Guys Posted Their Dick Pics To Protest NSA Spying

http---distractify-media-prod.cdn.bingo-2001059-980xA thread on Reddit called “DickPics4Freedom” set off a storm of dudes posting their sexiest sexts. The thread was started as a way to protest NSA spying, inspired by Edward Snowden. And now, there’s over 200 hot, x-rated dick pics of protest for your viewing pleasure (check them out below)!

“The ‘penis pic’ protest was inspired by John Oliver’s sit-down interview with Edward Snowden, who shed light on the U.S. government’s secret surveillance program which is definitely spying on your private pictures, including all the dick pics you’ve been sending to people,” reports the Gaily Grind. Snowden said, “You shouldn’t change your behavior because of a government agency somewhere that’s doing the wrong thing. If you sacrifice your values because you’re afraid, you don’t care about those values very much.” Snowden urging people not to refrain from sexting is what gave “DickPics4Freedom” the, er, balls to Free the Cock on the internet. Snowden’s whistle-blowing sure let the (cock) out of the bag!

Looking for some sexy viewing material yourself? We’ll show you ours if you show us yours!

Check out DickPics4Freedom here: https://www.thegailygrind.com/2015/04/11/update-200-guys-have-now-posted-their-erect-penis-pics-online-to-protest-nsa-spying-nsfw/

‘Pokémon Go’ Nudes are the Newest (Adorable) Dick Pics

PikachuSexPokémon Go had to see this coming, right? Since it makes use of your camera, and you can take a picture of whatever you’d like while playing, it was only a matter of time before users got, um, creative with their pics. And now, the hottest, raciest, and also cutest pics floating around the internet are indeed Pokémon Go nudes, with at least a couple of people taking pictures of themselves using Pokémon Go during or right before sex!

There are lots of hot nudes being shared on social media, including one very popular one you may have seen by now titled “WHEN YOU ABOUT TO SMASH BUT POKEMONGO IS LIFE,” which shows a woman bent over on a bed with Pokémonstrategically placed over her naked ass. There’s even an entire sub-Reddit dedicated to NSFW Pokémon Go pictures. But, of course, the most popular type of Pokémon Go nude is inevitably the dick pic. A quick search on Tumblr will bring up a massive amount of adorable, animated dicks! It seems innocent little Diglett has become the face of Pokémon dick pics (see images below). Oh, the internet—ruining everyone’s childhood with all these sexual Pokémon images!

Looking to get sexually creative yourself? Come get racy with us!

Check out more about the Pokémon Go nudes taking over the internet here: https://kotaku.com/pokemon-go-nudes-are-a-thing-now-1783460692

‘Gigolos’ TV Star Insures His Cock For $1 Million

best_phone_sex_niteflirt_dollarsignsWhy would someone insure their cock? Well, if their cock is their livelihood, like one of the stars of Showtime’s reality series Gigolos, it might be worth over a million dollars! Nick Hawk, sex symbol with his own sex toy line and TV show, recently talked to Cosmopolitan about his decision to take out insurance on his “money-maker” for a million bucks, explaining he needed the extra protection because his clients have become too rough with him, perhaps inspired by the film Fifty Shades of Grey.

“Fifty Shades screwed me,” he said. “Most people are inexperienced [in bondage] and just getting into it, so they’re a little too rough. Everybody wants to beat each other up now, and not everybody knows how to do it effectively. It also doesn’t help that I took on this ‘bad boy’ image, so I decided to get the insurance.” He said that since sex is so rough these days “with hair-pulling and scratching and all that,” it made sense for him to “cover his assets,” so to speak. His cock is now fully insured—including theft!—so he can relax when things get really wild.

Want to make a worthwhile investment in yourself? Come get wild with us!

Check out more about the Gigolos star insuring his cock for $1 million: https://www.thegailygrind.com/2016/05/02/gigolos-tv-star-explains-why-he-insured-his-penis-for-1-million/

Worldwide Ideal Penis Size Survey Reveals Whether Bigger Is Better

best_phone_sex_niteflirt_smallpenisA recent survey that asked participants around the world what their ideal penis size is attempts to answer the age-old question, “Is bigger really better?” The survey, conducted by the British online medical website Dr. Ed, asked men and women from Europe and North America to guess the length of the average erect penis and also to answer what their ideal penis length is. And not surprisingly, regardless of what respondents thought the average penis length was, most everyone thought bigger was better.

According to the Gaily Grind, “On average, women perceived the average male penis length to be 5.5 inches and the ideal penis size to be 6.3 inches. Men perceived the average penis length on average is 5.5 inches and the ideal length is 6.6 inches.” It seems Poland likes their cocks especially huge, with an assumed average penis size of 6.3 inches and an ideal penis size of 6.9 inches. The US, however, was more realistic about the perceived average penis size as 5.7 inches—the average man’s penis is actually 5.6 inches—although the reported ideal length was a whopping 6.8 inches! It seems bigger is better—in our imaginations!

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Check out more about the worldwide ideal penis size survey here: https://www.thegailygrind.com/2016/05/05/worldwide-ideal-penis-size-survey-finds-bigger-really-is-better/

6 of the Most Phallic Places in the World

best_phone_sex_niteflirt_eatingIn many places in the world, penis worship is a thing to be celebrated. From Indian temples honoring the Hindu goal of sexual desire to cheeky erotic-themed parks, cocks abound in all their glory. Here are 6 of the most phallic places in the world (check out the full list below).

  1. Kanamara Matsuri — Kawasaki, Japan
    On the first Sunday of every April, Kanamara Matsuri, or “Festival of the Steel Phallus,” is held as a phallic-oriented celebration to encourage fertility and marital bliss amongst couples. Sounds like a good time!
  2. Khajuraho Group of Monuments — Madhya Pradesh, India
    This mesmerizing collection of 20 surviving temples dedicated to Hinduism and Jainism depicts one of Hinduism’s four goals in life sculpted into the temple walls: Kāma, or sexual desire. We’ll just say the Kama Sutra gets all its hottest moves from this place!
  3. Chao Mae Tuptim Shrine — Bangkok, Thailand
    This shrine located in downtown Bangkok honors a female fertility spirit. Women who are trying to conceive often leave lotus and jasmine at the site and, if they are blessed, will return to add an additional wooden penis.
  4. Jeju Loveland — Jeju Island, South Korea
    Loveland is a sculpture park located on the South Korean island of Jeju. “With over 140 sculptures depicting crude sexual acts, Jeju Loveland has become a highly popular tourist destination for those looking for a more risqué museum experience,” explains Buzzfeed.
  5. The Cerne Abbas Giant — Dorset, England
    This 17th century, 180-foot-tall geoglyph depicts a fully erect pagan warrior, believed to be a symbol of fertility. According to local folklore, infertility can be cured by fucking on top of the giant’s massive erection!
  6. Bourani Festival — Tyrnavos, Greece
    In this family-friendly, pagan ritual dating back to ancient Dionysian rites, people celebrate the cock by drinking to excess, singing dirty songs, and chasing each other around with giant fake dicks. Man, the Greeks know how to party!

Looking for a phallic-centric celebration? Come party with us!

Check out more of the most phallic places in the world here: https://www.buzzfeed.com/gabrielsanchez/how-many-penises-do-you-spot?utm_term=.ajX4Y2orBA#.sqn0J84dmQ