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Enormous Penis Pops Up In NYC

inflatable-tubeThere’s a new member of the New York City street-art scene: a gigantic life-like dick! The painting went up on the side of a Lower East Side building, four-stories erect. Swedish street artist Carolina Falkholt took credit on Instagram for the colorful and veiny behemoth, which obviously took major cajones.

“NO TIME 4 BALL$$ . . . I have never heard so much laughter and seen so many happy faces behind my back when painting as for today doing this wall on Broome Street,” the cocky artist wrote alongside a photo of the giant dick. Some people in the neighborhood really love the x-rated artwork, especially a fitness trainer who used it to pump up his business: “If you work out hard, your dick stays hard like that every day,” he said. The artist is no stranger to controversial, adult street-art—she was the talk of the town when she painted a towering pussy onto a Swedish building in 2015.

Looking for something x-rated? Here at NiteFlirt, we’re no stranger to controversy!

Check out more about the enormous penis on the side of a NYC building: https://nypost.com/2017/12/27/enormous-penis-pops-up-in-nyc/

These Cream-Filled Penis Waffles Are Arousing Lots Of Attention

A restaurant in Bangkok has tapped into a tasty treat that seems to be whetting everyone’s appetites: a penis-shaped waffle. The phallic food products are sold at a food stall named “Pho Hai Ma,” which means “I Got It From My Dad” in English. The waffle comes cream-filled or stuffed with sausage and cheese with a mayonnaise dipping sauce (which obviously makes for great food porn).

The dick-shaped snack aroused lots of attention when a video went viral on Facebook, garnering more than 19 million views. “Since then, it seems the world has beaten a path―or something else―to the eatery,” says HuffPo. While the Thai food stall didn’t invent the penis waffle—it’s actually a style of snack that’s popular in Taiwan—it’s definitely emphasized the “cock” in Bangkok.

Looking for something tasty yourself? We can always whet your appetite here at NiteFlirt!

Check out more about the cream-filled dick waffles in Thailand: https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/penis-shaped-waffles_us_59ce6ba5e4b05f005d340385?section=us_weird-news

This Woman Wore An Unsolicited Dick Pic Costume

9741737763_d422cd07c8_zIf you’re one of those people who plans their Halloween costume months in advance, we’ve got a seriously great one: an unsolicited dick pic! A clever lady wore the costume to a “The Internet” party and, obviously, it was a big hit (unlike unsolicited dick pics in real life…). “The perfectly executed costume featured a slightly curved tip/hat and an all-too-real, probably because it was, text convo (sample line: ‘fancy a fuck?’),” reports Refinery 29 (check out a pic below).

Not surprisingly, the internet went berserk for the hilarious costume—right down to the brilliant pink suede skirt. “Not all heroes wear capes. But some wear unsolicited dick pic costumes,” said one Twitter user. We think it’s fair to say, this woman wins the costume contest!

Looking for some naughty fun yourself? It’s never too early to start breaking out the freaky costumes at NiteFlirt!

Check out this woman’s unsolicited dick pic costume here: https://www.refinery29.com/2017/07/164920/dick-pic-costume-party-clementine-ford

A Complete Dictionary Of The Most Bizarre Sex Slang

cosmic_banditaHave you ever been asked to “swing the dolphin?” If so, you’ve been introduced to the delightful and strange world of sex slang! There’s even a dictionary which has over 130,000 collected words and phrases that people have used over the centuries to mean dick, pussy, ass, and sex. Here are some of the weirdest ones (check out more below).

  1. A bit of summer cabbage (circa 1895)
    “Summer cabbage” means to have sex. “Cabbage” itself is used in slang to mean pussy, as has the “cauliflower,” the “mushroom,” and the “artichoke.”
  2. Dry mouthed widow (c. 1942)
    The dry mouthed widow is the dry hand that substitutes for the wet pussy. There’s a lot of terms of this sort, like “Rosie Palm and her Five Daughters” and “Mrs Palm and her Five Daughters.”
  3. Engage in three to one and bound to lose (c. 1793)
    The “three” represents the dick and the two testicles, the “one” is the pussy, and the “loss” is of semen when you cum.
  4. Flock of geese flying out of one’s backside (c. 1959)
    This is a fine Australian phrase that is an attempt to represent orgasm. Strange!
  5. Like a herd of turtles (c. 1940s)
    This is an Australian term for a sex positive woman! It’s used for a woman who has sex enthusiastically. This is from the late 1940s: “You ought to take her out to the toolies [tool shed], she’ll go like a herd of turtles!”
  6. Watergate (c. 1560)
    This is a term for a wet pussy. As Broadly explains, “Watergates were something you had in irrigation systems, and the gate is a word for vagina. It’s 1560, which is pretty much almost as far back as slang has been collected.”

In the mood for something cheeky? Come join NiteFlirt’s naughty herd!

Check out more sex slang here: https://broadly.vice.com/en_us/article/complete-dictionary-bizarre-sex-slang

Norwegians Collect Money To Fix Penis-Shaped Rock Formation

http---distractify-media-prod.cdn.bingo-2001059-980xIt seems Norwegians really value rocks and cocks (rock-hard cocks?). They’re raising money to restore a penis-shaped rock formation in Southern Norway that was recently vandalized. The popular tourist attraction, Trollpikken rock formation, was found castrated, which experts say was done deliberately.

So far, people have donated $10,600 to restore the cock-rock to its former virile splendor. Police are looking for the boner-killer culprits—who face a one-year prison sentence for this serious environmental crime. Norwegians sure take their natural phalli seriously! Norway, like your beloved boner-rock, we salute you!

Looking for some excitement yourself? We can get you rock-hard right here!

Check out more about the penis-shaped rock formation: https://www.washingtonpost.com/world/europe/norwegians-collect-money-to-fix-penis-shaped-rock-formation/2017/06/25/2fb09ef2-599c-11e7-aa69-3964a7d55207_story.html

Nude Artist Paints With His Dick On France’s Got Talent

paintingHere’s another reason why Europe is the coolest: award winning performance artist Brent Ray Fraser recently appeared on France’s Got Talent to showcase his artistry. So what’s his special talent? Painting with his dick, of course!

The hot, oiled up painter immediately ripped off his pants to the delight of the shocked and tickled audience and began painting his masterpiece on stage. He eagerly dipped his instrument in paint and got to work, thrusting at the canvas with his special paintbrush. In the middle of working, he even took time to flex his big muscles for his thirsty fans. Then—Voilà—he finished his work of art in a matter of minutes: a perfectly rendered portrait of the judge!

Looking to show off your special talent? Come shock us with your artistry!

Check out the video of a nude artist painting with his dick on France’s Got Talent: https://www.thegailygrind.com/2015/12/05/nude-artist-paints-a-portrait-of-frances-got-talent-judge-with-his-penis/

Stephen Colbert Makes Controversial Oral Sex Joke

vladtrumpStephen Colbert is no stranger to making racy jokes that cross lines and push boundaries—especially political ones. But his latest oral sex joke aimed at Donald Trump is offending people on both sides of the aisle. LGBTQ advocates are upset that the joke inadvertently attacked gay sexuality, and Trump supporters are mad that the President was accused of sucking dick!

During his opening monologue, Colbert made a joke implying Trump performs oral sex on Russian President Vladimir Putin. “In fact, the only thing your mouth is good for is being Vladimir Putin’s cock holster,” Colbert quipped. The joke suggests Trump giving head to Putin is somehow demeaning, because the punchline involves gay sex between two men, which many are calling homophobic. And Trump supporters don’t like the President being attacked through a gay sex joke. The hashtag #FireColbert has since been making the rounds on Twitter by both liberals and conservatives, leading his fans to wish that it was his character from the Colbert Report who made the joke, instead of him.

Looking for something racy yourself? We’re no strangers to pushing boundaries here!

Check out more about Colbert’s homophobic oral sex joke: https://www.dailydot.com/irl/stephen-colbert-homophobic-joke/

Florida Cops Could Be Fired For Fucking On the Job 

Image Source: Flickr.com | Emelec Pasion
Image Source: Flickr.com | Emelec Pasion

Some Florida cops could get fired for getting a little too frisky with their handcuffs. The two veteran police officers were caught fucking and sexting while on duty. An internal investigation has uncovered video evidence and naughty pictures of the cops while in uniform, which the Jupiter Police Department say is “conduct unbecoming an officer” and grounds for termination.

It seems one officer filmed himself receiving oral sex from the other officer on her phone. He also took a photo of himself wearing his SWAT uniform with his dick out, which he sent to the female officer. She in turn sent him a photo of herself exposing her breasts in her uniform shirt. These cops’ x-rated behavior while in the line of duty has led the force to question “their performance as police officers…not their relationship.” Well, it’s clear who the “bad cops” are in this scenario—so naughty!

Want to play good cop/bad cop? Come get dangerously frisky right here!

Check out more about the cops getting it on while in the uniform: https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/cops-fired-sex-on-duty_us_58a5e060e4b045cd34bf7c3e

Orlando Bloom’s Dick Wins 2016 

Image Source: Helen Penjam on Flickr
Image Source: Helen Penjam on Flickr

The recent uncensored pictures of Orlando Bloom’s dick have gone viral, provoking a firestorm of memes and witty gifs. The photos were taken, unbeknownst to Bloom, during a particularly sexy Italian vacation with Katy Perry. While the pictures are another example of how the paparazzi flagrantly violates celebrity’s personal lives, Orlando Bloom’s enthusiastic willingness to let it all hang out has served as an inspiration for millions in the new year.

As Daily Beast reports, one photo of him “shows a perky, springy thing that seems kind of half standing to attention, and half giving into the heat of his Italian sojourn with Katy Perry.” In others, Bloom and his cock take a walk on the beach, clamber over rocks, or paddleboard-serenade a very happy Perry in the sparkling sunshine. Of course, gifs have emerged “showing general happy amazement at the hotness of Bloom and loveliness of his cock.” Bloom and his dick have entered the public consciousness, urging all of us to be a little more free and exhibitionist in 2017.

Looking for some sexy fun yourself? Let’s make it hot hot hot in the new year!

Check out more about Orlando Bloom’s inspiring dick here: https://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2016/08/06/thank-you-orlando-bloom-for-showing-us-that-a-dick-is-just-a-dick.html

Doctors Remove Wedding Ring From Man’s Dick 

As it turns out, DIYing a cock ring is a very bad idea, as a 28-year-old man in South Africa can attest. He found this out the hard way (pun intended) when he squeezed his wedding ring around his dick for “erotic reasons.” Not surprisingly, it didn’t turn out well.

ringonitAfter using his wedding ring as a substitute for a cock ring, the ring caused the man’s dick to swell up so much that he was unable to remove it. He was admitted to the hospital and was diagnosed with a rare case of “penile strangulation.” Since his malady was so rare, doctors weren’t exactly sure how to remove the ring, and said in the South African Medical Journal that “No proper guidelines exist for the treatment of this condition, so the ‘best method’ is the one with a successful outcome.” Thankfully, the ring was eventually removed—and the man was strongly urged not to DIY his sex toys again!

Looking for something erotic yourself? Come get inventive with us right here!

Check out more about doctors removing a wedding ring from a man’s dick: https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/wedding-ring-stuck-penis_us_582b5d4ae4b01d8a014ad720