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National Enquirer Tried To Extort Jeff Bezos Over Dick Pics

15929936930_14a78eca47_mA shocking headline that read “Bezos Reveals Pecker” was splashed across newsstands recently—but not for the reasons you think. Jeff Bezos has published a letter sent to him by a National Enquirer editor, David Pecker, threatening to publish his dick pics. The editor also claimed to have nude photos of the woman Bezos had an affair with, specifically her “nether regions.”

But Bezos wasn’t having it—he posted the letter, explaining “if in my position I can’t stand up to this kind of extortion, how many people can?” Some of the racy photos include Bezos’ mistress simulating oral sex on a cigar, a naked bathroom selfie, Bezos’ dick and his mistresses’ pussy. Bezos said that while he doesn’t want the world seeing his dick, this issue of tabloids trying to extort him is too huge to ignore.

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Check out more about the National Enquirer trying to extort Jeff Bezos over nude sexts: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6680669/National-Enquirer-threatened-publish-explicit-nude-photos-Jeff-Bezos-mistress.html

The Growing World of Anonymous Dick Pic Appreciation Sites

Image Source: Flickr.com | MattysFlicks
Image Source: Flickr.com | MattysFlicks

When you hear about dick pics these days, it’s mostly about unwanted, unsolicited ones. But online forums are changing all that by letting strangers’ explore their exhibitionist side with consent—and lots of enthusiasm from viewers. Subreddits, Twitter and Tumblr are places where members can celebrate dick pics and satisfy viewers’ cravings for cock. As one appreciator told Broadly, “Pretty much 90 percent of what I look at [when I masturbate] is dick pics.”

The posters love showing off their dicks to thirsty fans, who find the experience to be sex-positive and body-positive. As Superdude4agze explains, “98 percent-plus of the comments are about how nice the poster’s member is and what the commenter would like to do with it.” And if “validation and arousal” weren’t enough to turn dick pics’ bad rap around, the sites also prove that consent is sexy, as the pics are mostly requested from someone privately or actively sought out online. When all parties are on board and enjoying the sexy experience equally, what’s not to love?

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Check out more about dick pic appreciation sites here!

Men Confess Why They Send Dick Pics 

selfie-1313607_640It seems some men just can’t help themselves when it comes to sending unsuspecting women sexts of their junk. Women wonder what the logic is behind an unsolicited dick pic. Well, Whisper has answers, thanks to the guys who opened up about their dick pic motivations.

  1. “I like sending dick pics to my girlfriend while she’s at work knowing that her friends might see them.”
    Well, that’s one way to get to know her friends better…
  2. “I send dick pics to girls so that they know what I’m working with. So that they aren’t surprised when they see it in person.”
    Talk about keeping it candid!
  3. “The reason why guys prefer to send dick pics rather than erotic stories is that a story has to be sent over multiple messages where as I can send a dick pic over two photos.”
    Brevity is the soul of wit.
  4. “Men send dick pics because they like receiving pictures. They basically assume it’s what the women want.”
    Hm. Here’s an idea: maybe just ask what a woman wants?
  5. “I send dick pics early on to pick up women cause the promise of fantastic sex is usually the deciding factor, why not get that out of the way first?”
    Sort of like getting a sample before committing to buy.
  6. “There’s an exciting feeling of being alive when I send dick pics to chicks lol. Only done it twice but it was an adrenaline rush.”
    How about trying some consensual ways to get your kicks?
  7. “Sometimes I send dick pics to guys to annoy them. I’m a troll.”Ah, yes. That does make sense.

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Check out more confessions from guys who send unsolicited dick pics here: https://distractify.com/sex-relationships/2016/12/28/dick-pic-justification

 

I send dick pics early on to pick up women cause the promise of fantastic sex is usually the deciding factor, why not get that out of the way first? Works pretty well for me.

The Best Male Celebrity Nude Pics In the Past Year 

Image Source: The Gaily Grind
Image Source: The Gaily Grind

Male celebrities did not disappoint with hot ass and dick pics in the past year. Whether they were leaked or shared willingly, these NSFW moments had us all wagging our tongues and begging for more. Here are the best recent male celebrity nude pics.

  1. Lenny Kravitz Splits His Pants On Stage Exposing His Dick To Swedish Fans
    Who can forget when the mythically hot Lenny Kravitz bared more than just his fly soul to fans? Best wardrobe malfunction ever?
  2. John Legend’s Ass On Instagram
    A big thank you to John Legend’s wife, Chrissy Teigen, who was kind enough to share her husband’s ass with the entire internet.
  3. UK Footballer Outed As Dude Who’s Been Posting Tumblr Photos Of His Third Leg 
    Imagine fans’ surprise when bigwhitecock20, a man who’d been anonymously posting nude photos of his giant cock, turned out to be a 19-year-old UK footballer!
  4. Justin Bieber’s Dick Is On The Internet After A Naked Swim In Bora Bora 
    “While on vacation in Bora Bora, Justin Bieber decided to go for a naked swim, and as luck would have it, a paparazzo took photos of his birthday suit,” reports Gaily Grind.
  5. Former Boy Band Member Ashley Parker Angel Shows Us His Ass 
    Actor and former O-Town member, Ashley Parker Angel, celebrated the completion of his 100 Days of Fitness challenge with a sexy naked photo on Instagram. Great way to celebrate!
  6. WWE Wrestler Seth Rollins’ Nude Selfies Leaked Online After Phone Hacking 
    Naked pictures of WWE wrestlers Seth Rollins and WWE model Zahra Schreiber surfaced on several social media accounts after a phone hack.
  7. Olympian Gus Kenworthy’s Naked Instagram Pics
    American Olympic freeskier Gus Kenworthy won silver in the Winter Olympics last year, but his biggest victory was when he bravely came out. Another great bonus: his smokin’ hot Instagram feed, which shows off his incredible bubble butt!

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Check out more of the best male celebrity nude pics here: https://www.thegailygrind.com/2015/12/23/here-are-the-top-16-times-your-favorite-celebs-and-athletes-got-naked-in-2015/

Anthony Weiner Can’t Stop Sending Pics Of His Dick 

Why is that Anthony Weiner just can’t seem to keep his weiner out of headlines? The former Congressman—who resigned from office after news broke that he was sending women dick pics on Twitter—is in hot water again after getting caught in another sexting scandal. The New York Post reported that Weiner has been sexting another woman—and at one point posted a new raunchy selfie.

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The Post published the selfie, which shows Weiner wearing only white boxer briefs, and visibly aroused by the 40-something divorcee. “You do realize you can see you[r] Weiner in that pic??” the woman wrote. The Post reported, “Moments after forwarding the photo, Weiner freaked out over the possibility he had accidentally posted it publicly—just as he did during the infamous episode that forced him to resign from Congress in 2011.” Weiner, who reluctantly admitted to texting naughty pictures of himself to multiple women during the first scandal, knew to fess up to his literal boner this time.

Looking for something naughty yourself? Let’s get scandalous!

Check out more about Anthony Weiner’s newest sexting scandal here: https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/politics/onpolitics/2016/08/29/anthony-weiner-caught-another-sext-scandal/89526640/

This Guy Makes Famous Monuments From Around the World His Dick in Pictures

One bold man (genius?) is on a quest to fulfill his dickstiny, one famous monument at at time. Nic’s what one might call “an auteur of architectural dick pics.” And now he’s sharing his works of art with the wonderful world of Instagram where you can see him posing with various erect structures of cultural importance as if they were his penis!

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A photo posted by Nic Danger (@nicnicbuildings4dick) on

Although the gag seems like it’s probably/definitely already been done before, it turns out only one other user on Instagram has attempted it with “Looks Like a Dick.” And Nic’s come a long way from his early days of expected dick pics (things like the Washington Monument); he’s now including not only famous monuments like the Statue of Liberty but an array of erect sculptures that, er, strike his fancy (windmills in South Africa; giant balls in Texas). He told the Daily Dot that he takes the “cultural significance” of his work extremely seriously: “Look, I’m an artist, OK. People keep wanting me to take pictures with like a stupid lamppost or something and I’m like no man, I’m not gonna dilute my art form for your amusement.” God bless you, sir!

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Check out the guy who makes famous monuments into dick pics here: https://www.dailydot.com/lol/dick-pic-buildings-instagram

This Woman Turned Her Collection of Dick Pics Into an Art Show

best_phone_sex_niteflirt_twodicksWhitney Bell has received a lot of unsolicited dick pics in her day. Around 200, to be exact. And like many women, she finds the phenomenon of a random dick popping up on her phone a bit jarring. So she decided to turn her collection of them into an art show! Her Los Angeles premier of “I Didn’t Ask For This: A Lifetime of Dick Pics” showcases the sheer magnitude—and bizarreness—of all the dick pics she’s gotten over the years. And as you can imagine, she’s gotten the good, the bad, and the ugly.

She told Vice in an interview that she was first inspired by a truly “beautiful dick shadow picture” that a former boyfriend sent and that she thought could be in a museum. But her recent gallery show grew out of a frustration with the numerous unsolicited dick pics she would get. She explained, “I love a good dick. I just don’t love harassment.” The dick pics for her do not represent sex; they represent power: “It’s not a pick up. It’s like screaming at a woman from a car.” She encourages women who get unwanted dick pics to just “Send back a picture of a better looking dick.” Touché!

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Check out more about the woman who turned her collection of dick pics into an art show here:https://www.vice.com/read/this-woman-turned-her-collection-of-unsolicited-dick-pics-into-an-art-show

Meet the Woman Who’s a Professional Dick Photographer

sorayaNew York City photographer Soraya Doolbaz has managed to turn her hobby of taking dick pics into a successful career. Well before she started turning dicks into works of art, she’d look at the dick pics sent to her and think about how much better she could do if she took them herself with a nice camera. Then one day after noticing dolls in a Walmart, she got the idea to create personalities out of dicks by dressing them up in specially made costumes.

Eager friends started calling her to photograph their boyfriends, who agreed to have their cocks dressed up and photographed professionally. The girlfriends fluff, Doolbaz takes the dick pics, and everyone’s happy. As one model put it, “everybody wants to feel desirable.” Doolbaz now has a booming dick pic business, and she’s even shown her work at Art Basel, one the biggest international art fares in the world. She also sells adult novelty items like dick calendars and mugs. “It’s surprising and very delightful that people just like dicks on things,” she says. Ain’t that the truth!

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Check out more about the woman who’s a professional dick photographer here: https://nypost.com/video/meet-the-penis-fashion-photographer/

Comic Shares Dick Pic on Instagram—For 18 Hours

best_phone_sex_niteflirt_strawberryAdult Swim star and comedian Eric André proved that Instagram is too wrapped up with policing nip slips to notice dick pics. André put not one but two full-frontal nude pictures of himself up on the site for 18 straight hours before they were finally taken down. These images were not subtle—and if you’re familiar with the comedian, you know subtlety is definitely not his thing—with André’s dick front and center in each photo (you can check out the now doctored pics below).

Instagram has strict rules about nudity on its site, so how was it possible that André’s dick went unnoticed for almost a full day? Many have pointed out that the comedian’s stunt proves the sexist double standard of male and female nudity on the site. While Instagram is hard at work making sure lady pubes and nipples don’t make it into your feed, a guy posts two full-on dick pics to his account and removes them—eventually—before the site can suspend his access. And his account is still active, so we can only assume Instagram probably never even noticed the stunt! So, guys, feel free to go nuts with those dick pics—but watch out, ladies, that “Free the Nipple” campaign hasn’t leveled the (sexist) playing field yet!

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Check out more about Eric André’s dick pics on Instagram here: https://www.gq.com/story/eric-andres-naked-penis-instagram

A Woman Sent Guys Unsolicited Pussy Pics To See How They’d React

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What woman hasn’t received an unsolicited dick pic on a dating site? The answer is none. So to flip the script, a writer from LA decided to send unsolicited pussy pics to guys on Bumble, a new dating app, to see how they would react. And the responses she got are about as you’d expect—totally enthusiastic!

After a brief introduction, she sent the first guy a vagina pic. His response? “Yummy. That for me?” Another guy was so thrilled by the pussy pic, he used emojis to express his excitement! Another guy got very excited, too: “My tongue needs to be there ASAP. You have the most perfect vajaja, I wanna meet her.” This guy thought he’d found love-at-first-vagina-sight: “I would definitely like to lick that. Best girl I’ve matched with on Bumble so far.” Some guys had more subtle reactions: one dude sent a pic back of himself shirtless (come on, dude—obviously you need to send a dick pic!), and even stranger, a different guy sent back a pic of his dog. Sure seems like sending an unsolicited pussy pic will make any guy’s day on a dating site!

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Check out more about the woman who sent unsolicited pussy pics here: https://distractify.com/humor/2015/11/20/mustafa-watch-me-vijajay