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Men Often Exaggerate Dick Size

Scientists in Denmark have discovered that the average male sex-aggerates the length of their cock. The researchers set out to investigate whether the average man “would overestimate certain bodily markers linked to masculinity” and to what extent, authors wrote in a new study published recently in the journal “Frontiers in Psychology.” They found that men add about a fifth of their actual length— and also attach several centimeters to their height.

Scientists say that participants on average claimed they swung 7.10 inches—21.1% larger than the mean Danish penis length of 5.85 inches. Furthermore, these results excluded participants who outright lied, including several who insisted that their dicks exceeded 13 inches while erect—as big as the world record held by New York actor Jonah Falcon. Quit tallying your tallywackers!

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‘And Just Like That’ Features Two Male Full Frontal Scenes In One Episode

The latest episode of Sex And The City’s reboot And Just Like That… gave fans a double dose of full-frontal naked scenes featuring men. Viewers flooded Twitter after the show aired, after Kristen Davis’ character Charlotte York Goldenblatt’s husband Harry exposed his cock while she prepares to pleasure him and later an unnamed male hunk bared all. The explicit male scenes are a big departure from Sex and the City, which just showed female nudity.

Fans were quick to point out that the male nudity could be an attempt to even the playing field following years of female nakedness. They were also very impressed with Harry’s dick: “Just having my morning coffee watching And just like that. And my coffee went everywhere Harry’s got a pretty impressive prosthetic…” Another fan said, “There’s a lot a dick in this weeks episode of #AndJustLikeThat… Full frontal. Y’all giving full frontal now.. I am all here for it.. lawd that man #AndJustLikeThat… Harry’s schlong tho… we saw Harry’s gift…”

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Check out more about two male full frontal scenes in one episode of And Just Like That: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-10422379/And-Just-Like-viewers-left-shock-TWO-graphic-male-nude-scenes-one-episode.html

The Internet Insists Avocado Tastes Like ‘Clean Dick’

Have you ever eaten avocado and had a feeling you’ve tasted it somewhere before—not on toast. Well, one tweet blew up the internet with the revelation that avocado tastes exactly like “clean penis.” The post is blowing people’s minds—and making them yearn for blow jobs.

Someone first tweeted, “avocado tastes like clean dick pass it on.” Soon, many others chimed in: “ever since I found out avocado tastes like dick I can’t stop eating it.” One person said, “avocado tastes like fresh dick I’m talking right out the shower,” while another summed up many peoples’ reactions: “one time I read a tweet saying ‘avocado tastes like clean dick’ and I haven’t known peace since.”

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Check out more tweets about how avocado tastes like clean dick: https://www.buzzfeed.com/daniellaemanuel/avocado-tastes-like-clean-penis

New Mexico Mayoral Candidate Interrupted By Flying Sex Toy

It’s a bird, it’s a plane, it’s… a flying dildo! A New Mexico mayoral candidate got rudely interrupted during his speech by a flying drone with a sex toy attached to it. A video posted on Facebook shows the candidate answering questions from an audience of some 70 people, when the airborne cock started buzzing near the stage.

“Is that a dick on a drone?” a woman is heard saying off camera, sparking laughter. The candidate then remarks, “we have a gentleman over here who I guess is trying to be cute.” When asked about the XXX spectacle afterward, he said, “It became so distracting from the sound and everything I couldn’t really get my point across.”

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Check out more about a New Mexico mayoral candidate getting interrupted during his speech by a flying sex toy: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9646587/Candidate-punched-interrupted-sex-toy-drone-event.html

There’s A Mysterious Dick Monolith In Germany

A mysterious monolith in Utah has been in headlines lately, but now there’s another monolith that’s also, ahem, popped up. A wooden “phallus sculpture” was erected (pun intended) on a mountainside in Germany several years ago, which disappeared mysteriously before being replaced in recent days. The new dick is framed by two oblong wooden testicles and is taller than its predecessor but of similar girth.

The original dick appeared on Greuenten Mountain years ago and quickly became a tourist attraction. It is unclear how the big dick got there, but the local lore is that it was placed there by a family who received it as a gift but did not want it and left it in the woods. We can definitely see the appeal: who doesn’t love a huge cock in the middle of an idyllic, snow-capped mountain?

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Survey Reveals Ideal Dick Size To Make Women Cum

According to a new survey, bigger is better—except when it’s not. The findings revealed by dating site Big One—a large penis dating site—show that 8 inches is the optimal dick size when it comes to making women orgasm. The same survey showed that climax-inducing capabilities drop off dramatically in anything bigger than 9 inches.

Big One explains, “Size does matter, but bigger is not always better.” The randy research found that 8-inch penises induced orgasms at a 44% success rate; coming in second was 9 inches with a 42% success rate. Big One adds, “If he doesn’t measure up, he can still deliver, and equally, if he’s massive, he can still disappoint!”

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Check out more about a survey revealing the ideal dick size to make women cum: https://nypost.com/2020/07/02/this-is-the-ideal-penis-size-to-make-women-climax-survey/

Jason Derulo Offered $500K To Do Porn After ‘Anaconda’ Post

It seems Jason Derulo’s huge dick has now caught the attention of porn producers. After the star’s “anaconda” bulge post went viral, he was offered $500k to appear in porn. “Imma need a wayyyy bigger bag than that,” wrote the singer, indicating the half-a-million simply isn’t enough to get down and dirty on-camera.

TMZ reported porn site CamSoda offered Derulo the deal after Instagram removed the racy pic of him in a tight spandex bathing suit, saying he would only need to commit for six months and wouldn’t have to go completely nude. In response, Derulo posted a photoshopped version of the photo with a footlong Subway sandwich where his prominent bulge once was. We don’t know about you, but we’re hungry for some (Derulo) salami!

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Check out more about Jason Derulo being offered $500k to do porn: https://pagesix.com/2019/12/06/jason-derulo-responds-to-reported-500k-offer-to-do-porn-after-anaconda-post/?_ga=2.11643762.770670072.1575860346-654912625.1556249361

Jason Derulo Wants Everyone To Know That His Dick Is Really Big

In case there was any confusion, Jason Derulo wants everyone to know that his dick is really, really big. Recently, Derulo posted a photo of himself on Instagram in a spandex bathing suit that left little to the imagination. In fact, it was the only thing in the photo that could be considered little.

Immediately rumors circulated that the image was photoshopped, but in an interview with TMZ, Derulo made it clear that the dick was all his. “Photoshop?! Photoshop?! Man don’t make me —,” he joked. “Hey, there’s not enough women in this area.” He added: “Just know … us Haitians, we look different.” Even though the picture has since been taken down, Derulo definitely knows how to put rumors to bed—and to make mouths water…

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Check out more about Jason Derulo’s giant dick: https://jezebel.com/jason-derulo-would-like-everyone-to-know-that-his-dick-1840039081

There Was A Wild Sex Toy Featured In ‘Watchmen’

In case you’re just tuning in to Watchmen, the new HBO series that takes after the comic book, we have big news: Dr. Manhattan’s huge dick was featured in the latest episode. Dr. Manhattan’s ex, Silk Spectre, reveals a massive blue dildo modeled after his dick, complete with detachable balls. While the sex toy was not on screen for long, it made a big impact on the internet.

“Ok. That dildo on #watchmen was so big it should’ve been listed in the credits as an extra,” said one fan on Twitter. Another tweet read, “Was Silk Spectre’s dildo an accurate representation of Dr. Manhattan’s junk? If so, GOOD LORD. #Watchmen.” Fans can get a Dr. Manhattan-inspired dildo in real life for $92.

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Check out more about a massive dildo featured on Watchmen: https://mashable.com/article/watchmen-sex-toy/