Dennis Hof Elected To Nevada State Assembly Even Though He’s Dead

wtf-1780728_640Brothel owner Dennis Hof recently won the election for the Nevada State Assembly—even though he’s dead. The famous pimp turned Trump-inspired Republican candidate owned multiple brothels in Nevada, including Cat House, which became an HBO late-night series. Hof, who called himself the “Trump of Pahrump,” was found dead the morning after his birthday party by porn star Ron Jeremy, a close friend.

By the time he was confirmed deceased, it was too late to take his name off the ballot. The Republican candidate was highly inspired by President Donald Trump, and decided to change his career from “brothel owner” to “political candidate”. The county commissioners will appoint someone who is in the same party as Hof to fill the seat.

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Check out more about deceased Dennis Hof winning the Nevada State Assembly: https://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/alexislevinson/dennis-hof-midterm-elections-pimp

Bunny Ranch Brothel Owner Wins GOP Nevada Primary

republicanelephantDennis Hof, the owner of half a dozen legal brothels in Nevada and star of the HBO adult reality series “Cathouse,” won a Republican primary for the state Legislature, ousting a three-term lawmaker. Hof celebrated his victory in true style at a party in Pahrump with Hollywood Madam Heidi Fleiss at his side. “It’s all because Donald Trump was the Christopher Columbus for me,” Hof said. “He found the way and I jumped on it.”

Hof, who wrote a book titled “The Art of the Pimp,” has dubbed himself “The Trump of Pahrump,” and held a rally with longtime Trump adviser Roger Stone. “If Hof wins in November, he wouldn’t be the only brothel owner in elected office — Lance Gilman, the owner of the famous Mustang Ranch in northern Nevada, is a Storey County Commissioner,” reports PBS. Ironically, voters in November will be voting on closing down brothels in at least one of the seven Nevada counties where they’re legally operating. Hof says he’ll be selling at least a few of his brothels to focus on politics.

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Check out more about brothel owner Dennis Hof winning the GOP Nevada primary: https://www.pbs.org/newshour/politics/dennis-hof-brothel-owner-and-pimp-wins-nevada-gop-primary

Hookers For Hilary

Image Source: HookersForHillary on FacebookDennis Hof, owner of the Las Vegas brothel the Moonlite Bunny Ranch, is turning his attention away from sex work and toward a more main stream subject: the 2016 presidential election. Hof and the ladies who work at the Bunny Ranch decided they wanted to throw their support to Hilary Clinton, a candidate who’s championing women’s rights as part of her campaign. And they decided there’s no better way to bring attention to Clinton than by caucusing with sexy, skin-tight red, white, and blue negligees and stilettos!

Hof is no stranger to getting involved in politics—in 2008 and 2012 he caucused for Libertarian candidate Ron Paul with “Pimpin’ For Paul.” He believes strongly in the importance of elections and politics, and is adamant about the Bunny Ranch’s women voting in the upcoming election. While not everyone is for Clinton (including Hof, who is torn between her and Donald Trump), Hof believes it’s a great way to get people interested in politics and give the Bunny Ranch some free PR: “[Hookers for Hillary] is a great way to get, not only the Bunny Ranch’s name out there, but to get more support for Hillary… Hopefully maybe people who were not really [political] followers before kind of looked into it and went, ‘Wow, this is big! What’s going on?’” God bless America!

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Check out more about Hookers for Hilary here: https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2016/feb/15/hookers-for-hillary-clinton-nevada-caucuses-bernie-sanders-moonlite-bunny-ranch

The Alien-Themed Brothel

You may have heard of Dennis Hof, the famous entrepreneur and owner of several legal brothels in Las Vegas. Well, now Hof is adding a completely different element to his newest sex-establishment: aliens. If you’re dying to try a kinky, extraterrestrial themed sexual experience, look no further than Hof’s “Alien Cathouse.” Here you can finally live out that Princess Leia sex fantasy you’ve always dreamed of (decked out in her chained-and-bound slave costume, of course), or even fuck one of those sexy blue creatures from Avatar.

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All the rooms have different themes, such as “Atlantis,” “Alien Abduction,” and, of course, there’s a “probing room” for all the dangerous, kinky, BDSM stuff. But the kicker: Hof bought the land close in proximity to the sci-fi wet-dreamland spot, Area 51, which is known as the mother of all UFO conspiracy sites. Hof is calling his spot Area 69, and luring all his nerdy, horny patrons to come experience the joys of extraterrestrial fucking.

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Cracked has more about Alien Cathouse here.