Tag: Decorations

Belgian Mayor Apologizes For Town’s Phallic Christmas Decorations

A Belgian mayor made quite a boner this year (pun intended). Officials were originally thinking of candles, but then decided a flame at the top of the white column was a cliché and so they put in a blue ball instead. It was not long before residents realized the new festive decor looked more like a dick than anything to do with Christmas.

The mayor said that the decorations, consisting of a long shaft with a bulbous blue tip, did not appear quite so phallic until they were turned on. He said, “I only realized it myself when they were illuminated. But we have to see the humor in this.” The mayor added, “Let’s just say that we will have the country’s most talked-about Christmas lights this year.”

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Check out more about a Belgian town’s phallic Xmas decorations: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8965461/Mayor-apologises-Belgian-towns-phallic-Christmas-decorations.html

10 Sexual Christmas Decorations

sexyxmaswomanIt’s that time of year when everyone is spreading holiday cheer—and we aren’t talking about songs and presents. What is it about Christmas that brings out people’s naughty side? From humping reindeers, to explicit Mr. and Mrs. Claus ornaments, we’ve got 10 Christmas decorations that prove there’s nothing innocent about stocking stuffers (check out the images below).

  1. XXX Mr. and Mrs. Claus Ornaments
    Santa is hanging from the tree in his birthday suit with his hat covering his dick, while Mrs. Claus is naked and holding her big tits! You made the naughty list this year, Santa!
  2. ‘Jingle My Bells’ Ugly Sweater
    Two jingle bells right over the tits. This ugly sweater is sure to spread holiday cheer!
  3. The Festive X-mas Sock—For Your Cock
    The Tuggie is “the fuzzy sock that warms your cock!”
  4. The Blow Job Snow Globe
    That snow man sure looks happy getting his “snow job!”
  5. Santa’s Sack Ornament
    Instead of the usual red sack—Santa’s actual hairy sack!
  6. Feisty Reindeer and Polar Beer Lawn Ornament
    “What says Merry Christmas better than a polar beer rimming a humping reindeer?”
  7. Cock Shaped Christmas Lights
    “They’re just bursting with holiday spirit!”
  8. Elf on a Shelf With a Magical Surprise
    Cock in a box! Surprise!
  9. XXX Reindeer X-mas Mug
    What better way to enjoy hot chocolate than in your favorite humping reindeer holiday mug?
  10. Elf with a Cannon Lawn Ornament
    Oh yes, a totally innocent elf shooting a cock-shaped cannon.

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Check out more naughty X-mas decorations here: https://distractify.com/humor/2015/12/05/margot-decorations-you-actually-want