Not Being Horny Enough Can Lead To An Early Death, Study Says

Better get your kicks in now…A study published in the journal PLOS One suggests that men with a low libido are almost twice (1.82 times) as likely to suffer an early death. Researchers from Yamagata University studied more than 20,000 people—8,558 males and 12,411 females—in Japan for over a decade, to examine links between sexual interest and “all-cause” mortality, including cardiovascular and cancer.

Results showed that men over age 40 who had a low libido were 1.94 times as likely to die from cancer and 1.36 times as likely to die of heart disease. Men with lower sex drives also reported lacking ikigai, a Japanese term for the reason of having a life worth living—a quality some may describe as having a “zest for life.” Scientists could not explain why there’s an association between libido and longevity; however, a constant lack of sexual interest can be a sign of poor habits that raise the risk of chronic disease, such as smoking, drinking or overeating, according to researchers: “Based on these results, we speculate that maintaining sexual interest may be related to positive psychological well-being and ‘ikigai’ especially among men,” the scientists said.

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Check out more about a study showing not being horny enough can lead to an early death: https://nypost.com/2022/12/19/not-being-horny-enough-can-lead-to-an-early-death-study/

Here’s the study: https://journals.plos.org/plosone/article?id=10.1371/journal.pone.0277967#sec010

Employer Held Liable For Man Who Died While Having Sex On A Business Trip

Image Source: .flickr.com/photos/jaunedeau/A man who died from a heart attack after having sex with a woman he met on a business trip is a “victim of a professional accident,” a French court has ruled. This ruling means that the employer of the man, known as Xavier X, will have to pay hefty compensation to his dependents. Xavier X was working on behalf of his employer, a French railway construction company, when he suffered a heart attack after having extramarital sex with a local woman.

French labor authorities asserted that Xavier’s death should be classified as an “accident du travail,” which entitles the victim’s family to benefits from both the state and employer. As a result, any partners and children of Xavier will receive a monthly benefit of up to 80 per cent of his salary until what would have been his retirement age. French judges claimed that an employee traveling for work remains the employer’s responsibility, regardless of what the employee does on and off work hours: “a sexual encounter is an act of normal life like taking a shower or eating a meal,” the court asserted.

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Check out more about an employer being held legally responsible for a man who died while having sex on a business trip:https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7446019/Man-died-having-sex-business-trip-victim-work-accident-court-rules.html

Hugh Hefner (1926-2017)

Image Credit: CNN.com
Image Credit: CNN.com

Hugh Hefner died on Wednesday, September 27, aged 91. We here at the NiteFlirt blog usually keep things light, with fun stories and joke lists and whatnot, but Hef was a pioneer for free speech and sexual expression in the United States. And Playboy wasn’t just a men’s magazine with sexy pictures and implied smoking-jacket-casual manhood; it left a mark (or burn mark, depending on your personal ethics) on the landscape of American culture.

Playboy launched and solidified artists and writers like Ray Bradbury and Kurt Vonnegut Jr. It provided in-depth insight into the US and world economies. The women featured in its pages were launched into the public eye, and a few like Pam Anderson and Jenna Jameson were launched into the friggin’ stratosphere. Was it kitschy and misogynistic? Could easily be (and has often been) seen that way, but it did lend a hand in casualizing – normalizing – the thing that keeps our species making more of our species, as an unofficial godfather of the sexual revolution.

The original playboy himself wasn’t some saint, both standing up for LGBTQIA groups in the 1950s and civil rights in the 1960s while being accused of being a pimp (could be argued) and a corruptive influence on “the youth” (seriously, what impactful person HASN’T been accused of corruption of those nebulous “youth”?). But we here will remember him for his contributions to not only publishing, but enjoying a little sexy fun in private without a government hovering over our collective shoulders about it.

So our hats (and pants) off to the late head of the magazine that millions of growing teenagers hid under their beds, kept dads hiding that cardboard box in the back of the closet, and changed the USA one sticky-paged free speech fight at a time. Come celebrate the fun of that sexual revolution he embodied, right here at NiteFlirt, and keep the good times rolling!

10 Phrases You Can Use During Sex and at a Funeral

michelleIt’s crazy how certain phrases work in different situations. This is especially true of things you can say during sex AND during a funeral! Here are the funniest ones.

  1. I’m sorry, were you close?”
    Yuk yuk yuk!
  2. It was the second stroke that did it…”
    Tragically, that does happen occasionally.
  3. I know she touched everyone in this room.”
    And a moment of silence follows…
  4. Do you need a tissue?”
    How considerate.
  5. It’s so unbelievable hard…”
    Grieving or thirsty, hard to tell.
  6. Thanks for coming.”
    Of course!
  7. Lovely spread.”
    Thank you.
  8. I’m sorry.”
    We’ve all heard that one…
  9. I think she was suffering towards the end.”
    Yes, but it’s all over now.
  10. My sister would have loved this.”
    Well, bring her along next time!

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Check out more things you say during sex and during a funeral: https://www.buzzfeed.com/beckybarnicoat/xx-things-you-could-say-during-sex-or-at-a-funeral

Nude Beach Blow Job Jet Ski Fight Leads to Wife’s Death

If your wife catches you blowing another guy on a boat, the correct response is to apologize. Profusely. What you should never do is kick your wife off your jet ski and then abandon her on a sandbar! These were the unfortunate events that took place recently at a swinger’s beach resort. Pamela Doster caught her husband Michael giving and receiving oral sex with another man near a popular nude beach in Florida.

Both drunk, they began arguing atop a Sea-Doo, when the man allegedly threw his wife off the vehicle—four separate times. After hitting her head on the jet ski on the last toss, Pamela refused to re-board, so her husband took her to a sandbar and left her there. He called 911 when he returned to shore, and Pamela was picked up by authorities—wearing nothing but a life vest. Tragically, she died in a hospital a few days later. Police arrested the husband on battery charges and they’re still looking for the blow job recipient for questioning. They can file this one under “When Getting Blown Goes Wrong.”

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Check out more about the tragic blow job jet ski death: https://gawker.com/nude-beach-blow-job-jet-ski-fight-leads-to-wife-s-death-1608253016