Nokia ‘Brick’ Phones Make Excellent Sex Toys, Survey Finds

It seems those old Nokia brick phones are finding a way to stay relevant—as sex toys! A new survey found that resourceful women in India are using the old Nokia phones as vibrators. As Daily Dot explains, “Much like the rest of the phone, the vibrating engine in Nokia brick phones is abnormally strong, making it an effective alternative to vibrators, which are difficult to come by in India.”

After the survey was published, hordes of Twitter users attested to the near cult-status of the Nokia-as-vibrator: “Either my neighbour has a really old Nokia that keeps ringing or they’re sampling out a new vibrator #earthquake.” It seems the women in India are really on to something with their repurposed vintage phones—since the brick phones are basically indestructible, they’ll never need to worry about buying a new one to satisfy their sexual urges. It also seems Nokia is in on the phone’s pleasurable secret—the redesigned 3310 just went on sale in India!

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Check out how Indian women are using Nokia brick phones as sex toys here: https://www.dailydot.com/debug/nokia-brick-phones-sex-toy-vibrator/

The First Sex Toy On Kickstarter Was Funded In Less Than 2 Days

Image Source: Dame Products on Kickstarter
Image Source: Dame Products on Kickstarter

Kickstarter finally jumped on the sex toy crowdfunding band wagon. The Dame “Fin” became the first ever vibrator to be launched on the platform—and the results were mind-blowing. The vibrator, which is worn on the fingers and used to stimulate the clit for partner sex or solo fun, has already exceeded its $50,000 goal in under two days.

Kickstarter, unlike every other crowdfunding site, decided to stay out of the sex toy game—until now. Kickstarter’s vice president of communications said, “Our review process is always evolving. Dame is making something new and innovative, and in that spirit we’re happy to welcome them to Kickstarter. We’ll continue to allow projects like this on a case-by-case basis.” Alright, Kickstarter—glad you finally decided to let eager dames crowdfund their sex toys!

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Check out more about the first sex toy crowdfunded on Kickstarter in the video below or visit Daily Dot to read more.

What is Fin? from Dame Products on Vimeo.

 

This Guy Hacked a Smart Refrigerator In Home Depot To Show Porn 

Image Source: John McAffee on Twitter
Image Source: John McAffee on Twitter

Smart technology is changing the way we horny humans enjoy our nasty sexual content. From VR porn to smart sex toys, the demand for innovative new ways to get off isn’t slowing down anytime soon. So why should that stop at our household appliances? Well, one genius felt this way, too—and hacked a smart refrigerator in a Home Depot to display porn!

“Famous wild man and hallucinogenic drug advocate John McAfee, whose name is on a popular antivirus app, was making with this tweet from Home Depot Sunday: ‘The IOT…. do you believe me now? Pornhub on a refrigerator. What, in our current cybersecurity paradigm, accounts for this?’” reports Daily Dot. We have a simple answer to your befuddled question, McAfee: some people would definitely want a little porn with their midnight snack! We bet there’s loads of people who’d love some secret refrigerator action in the middle of the night. Porn on a fridge is brilliant, which Pornhub seems to agree with—the mega porn site’s official account retweeted the naughty fridge pic twice.

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Check out more about the porn displayed on a refrigerator in Home Depot here: https://www.dailydot.com/unclick/smart-fridge-porn-internet-of-things/

These Models Look Like They’re Covered In Cum

Photographer: FirstVIEW via Fashion Unliimited - Hood by Air NYFW
Photographer: FirstVIEW via Fashion Unlimited – Hood by Air NYFW

The most provocative runway show at New York Fashion Week was Hood By Air, which featured models with Hustler and Pornhub logos splayed across their chests (and other body parts)! According to Daily Dot, “They also wore amber goggles that referenced the kind of protective eyewear California porn stars were nearly mandated to wear on set when a 2013 condom bill was proposed in the state senate.” But the raciest thing about the show? The models looked like they were covered in cum!

The Pornhub-branded show created the “cumshot” hair and makeup look with Vaseline, Egyptian Magic, and a special effects product called Ultra Ice that mimics the look of frozen water on skin. And if the post-Bukkake glaze wasn’t X-rated enough, the show also featured performance artist and musician No Bra among its model lineup, who’s famous for performing topless and having sexy LGBT people make out in her videos. Who knew cum was the new “It” thing for fall?!

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Check out more about the runway show with models who looked like they were dripping in cum: https://www.dailydot.com/irl/hood-by-air-pornhub-bukkake-makeup/