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4 Health Benefits Of Swallowing 

best_phone_sex_niteflirt_oralsexYou’ve heard that blueberries, quinoa, and kale are superfoods, but we bet you never knew that this creamy treat was one: sperm! According to science, swallowing cum has many health benefits. As Gayety put it, “semen is one of Mother Nature’s best kept beauty secrets.” Here’s why:

  1. It supports muscle growth
    If you’re using protein powder at the gym to help you bulk up, you might want to switch to jizz instead. “One teaspoon of semen contains over 200 proteins and several vitamins and minerals, including vitamin C, calcium, chlorine, citric acid, fructose, lactic acid, magnesium, nitrogen, phosphorus, potassium, sodium, B12, and zinc,” reports Gayety. These combinations are perfect for muscle growth.
  2. It’s basically happy juice
    Semen is not only nutritious but also contains compounds such as cortisol, estrone, oxytocin, thyrotropin-releasing hormone, prolactin, and serotonin. AKA, happy juice!
  3. It will help you sleep
    Melatonin is a natural chemical that promotes sleep, and—surprise!—semen is chalk full of it!
  4. It decreases blood pressure
    “Studies have shown that swallowing man juice occasionally can lower your blood pressure, which has long-term effects relating to heart health, cholesterol, and overall life span.” Thanks, cum!

Looking for some exciting ways to stay healthy? We’re all about nutritious and fun activities here!

Check out more about the health benefits of swallowing: https://gayety.co/health/5-health-benefits-of-swallowing-you-should-know/2

Sexperts Explain Whether Pineapple Actually Makes Cum Taste Better

Maybe you’ve heard that eating pineapple and other sweet fruits will improve your taste and smell down there. While you probably have nothing to be concerned about—we’d be willing to bet you taste just how you’re supposed to taste—many people, especially women, worry that their pussies should resemble sweet tropical fruit. To address this common anxiety, sexperts weigh in on whether foods like pineapple actually makes your cum taste better. Here’s some helpful highlights (read more below).

On Buzzfeed, an OB/GYN explains, “To be fair, this myth isn’t total garbage. Your bodily fluids—like sweat, saliva, and vaginal secretions—can all be influenced by your diet and lifestyle habits.” This means that eating pungent foods like garlic can give your spunk a pungent aroma. But, in general, eating a nutritious diet and staying well hydrated are your best tools for maintaining healthily aromatic bodily fluids—not eating a bunch of pineapple before a big date! Also, hygiene is important (washing with mild soap and water is really all you need). The bottom line: “A vagina should smell and taste like a vagina,” says the sexpert. So don’t worry—whatever you got going on down there, whether or not it tastes like a piña colada, is probably delicious!

In the mood for a tasty treat? Come get tropical with us right here!

Check out more about whether pineapple makes your cum taste better here: 

The Mushroom That Makes Women Instantly Orgasm

mushroompenisThe medicinal value of certain plants and herbs are well known, and they’ve been used as a healing remedy for people for thousands of years. But it was only recently that scientists discovered a very important type of fungus that has the potential to heal women all over the world—by making them cum! The bright orange mushroom, which appears to only grow on Hawaiian lava flows that are 600 to 1,000 years old, has been shown to induce spontaneous orgasms in the women who smell it.

The two scientists who discovered the fungus back in 2001 said that the fungus is known as a “potent female aphrodisiac when smelled.” According to their research, which was published in the International Journal of Medicinal Mushrooms, half of the female test subjects “experienced spontaneous orgasms while smelling this mushroom.” The scientists believe that the compounds found in the fungus’s spores could be similar to the neurotransmitters fired off during a hot, mind-blowing orgasm. Nature, you sexy beast!

Feel like having some mind-blowing experiences yourself? You don’t need to find a 1,000 year old Hawaiian volcano for that—we can guarantee instant satisfaction right here!

Here’s more about the fungus that makes women instantly orgasm!

Woman Can Only Cum While Sleeping

best_phone_sex_niteflirt_orgasmfaceA woman on TLC’s show “Strange Sex” claimed that she had never been able to achieve an orgasm with her husband—because she’s only ever been able to have one while sleeping! Though the woman claimed to enjoy sex with her husband, she said that she never actually was able to cum with him. While talking to a girlfriend about cumming, she realized that she did have orgasms—but only while asleep. Bizarrely, though she was able to cum during sleep, she did not orgasm during sex dreams.

The woman sought the help of a hypnotherapist to shift her orgasms from her sleeping state to her waking state. With time and a lot of work, she was able to achieve the Big O through sex. This lady’s problem definitely put a strange twist on an all too common problem for women. Maybe the show will inspire more women to see a hypnotherapist—or just to want to cum during sex!

Feel like having a satisfying ending yourself? We can give you the literal orgasm of your dreams right here!

Read on for more about the woman who could only cum when sleeping!

Porn Stars Give Women Advice on How to Give a Mind-blowing Blow Job

Buzzfeed has a great video—instructional and sexy!—of porn stars giving women advice on how to give their man the ultimate pleasure. The porn stars use popsicles to recreate a mind-blowing beej for all those over-achiever ladies out there. Here are some highlights (check out the video below):

  1. Remember that one wants to be bored
    Keep it interesting, ladies! One porn star says, “You want to make love to the cock in your mouth. You don’t want to be like, ‘I’m bored.’”
  2. Open your mouth WIDE
    Dana DeArmond instructs the ladies to think of a clown at a carnival: “Make your mouth as big as possible.”
  3. Keep it naughty
    Skin diamond goes right for the family jewels: “Stick your tongue out and lick the balls.”
  4. Advice for men: eat your vegetables!
    One porn star advised a woman that if her man eats nothing but fast food, do not let him cum in her mouth!
  5. Just believe!
    “If you believe….you can destroy any dick you want.”

That was some great advice! Feel like having a mind-blowing experience yourself? We are very apt pupils here!

You can watch the video of porn stars giving blow job advice here: Porn Stars Give Girls Advice On How To Pleasure Their Man

5 Fun Facts About Male Orgasms

ID-100216698The male orgasm is a weird and wonderful thing. While you probably know the basics about cumming (it feels amazing!), you may not have heard some lesser known facts—like just how fast cum can travel (hint: it’s super fast!). Check out these 5 fun facts about the male orgasm that are sure to amaze and make you smile:

  1. Orgasms Reduce the Risk of Cancer
    Science has found that men who ejaculate regularly—around 20 times per month—lower their risk of prostate cancer by 20%. As though you needed a reason!
  2. Cum Travels Really, Really Fast
    “Faster than a speeding bullet! More powerful than a locomotive!” Well, not really. But still, cum travels really, really fast—around 28 mph!
  3. Orgasms From Sex Are Better Than Orgasms From Masturbation
    You may have noticed how much better cumming feels with another person, but there’s scientific evidence to back this up. It’s because during sex, 400% more prolactin is released when you cum, making you feel sleepy and sexually satisfied—until the next go around!
  4. Women Aren’t the Only Ones Who Fake Orgasms…
    According to a study, 28% of men have faked an orgasm at one time or another. Oh, Tricky Dicks!
  5. Men Are Capable of Multiple Orgasms
    While most men need about 30 minutes before they can go again, it is possible for men to have multiple orgasms. By managing testosterone levels and even switching up sex positions, men are able to train themselves to cum over and over again.

Feel like having a weird and wonderful experience yourself? At Niteflirt, we are all about putting science to the test!

7 Amazing Facts About the Amazing Female Orgasm

As we’ve written about before, the pussy is a wonderful and beautiful thing, and the female orgasm is definitely part of that. A new video from Wired explains the amazing female orgasm and the ways a woman reaches climax both physically and chemically. While the male orgasm can be described as an “explosion,” the female orgasm is more subtle and mysterious, so here are some facts to explain what exactly goes on when a woman cums:

  1. The clit has a lot of nerve endings
    8,000 nerve endings to be exact! That’s why the clit is so sensitive (like the tip of a cock!).
  2. The majority of women need clitoral stimulation to cum
    Yes, most women—around 70%—need both clitoral stimulation and penetration to achieve an orgasm. Better put those hands to good use!
  3. Some women can orgasm without either clitoral stimulation or penetration
    Yes, there are some magical women out there who can cum without any sexual stimulation at all. These women can cum just from kissing or giving head!
  4. A woman’s pain threshold can increase up to 107 percent during climax
    Yup, that probably explains why many ladies like it hard and rough right when they’re cumming!
  5. Some women can cum while giving birth
    A very small percentage (.3%), but yes, some women can manage to get their rocks off while popping out a baby!
  6. 94 percent of women can orgasm from anal sex
    The joys of backdoor sex, ladies and gents!
  7. Ten percent of women can get off at the gym
    While it’s a small percentage, it’s amazing to think that there are some ladies out there who can cum just from working out. That would definitely make going to the gym more enjoyable!

There you have it—the wonders of the female orgasm! Now let’s put all that knowledge to good use!

NEWS: Sippin’ On Gin and…Jizz?!

Paul “Fotie” Photenhauer believes in making cocktails with love. Photenhauer is the author of Natural Harvest: A Collection of Semen-Based Recipes and Semenology: The Semen Bartender’s Handbook. I’m not sure I’d want the bartender at my local watering hole to get his/her hands on either of these books! I am always down to try new things, however bellying up to the bar for a whiskey sour infused with baby batter sounds a bit bonkers!

“This is the ultimate handbook for mixologists looking for ingredients that go beyond exotic fruit juices and rare spirits,” announces the Semenology display copy. “Semen is often freshly available behind most bar counters and adds a personal touch to any cocktail. The connoisseur will appreciate learning how to mix selected spirits to enhance the delicate flavors of semen. The book provides useful tips that cover every detail of Semenology, from mixing and presentation to harvesting and storage advice.” Is anyone else concerned about the comment Photenhauer’s comment about fresh spooge being ‘freshly’ available behind the bar!? I need a bigger purse! I’m all about BYOB (bring your own booze) moving forward!

Prospective Mixologists can look forward to protein packed drink recipes such as: Slightly Saltier Caviar, and the Watermelon Gin Jizz… bottoms up! The Semen Bartender’s Handbook also explains the benefits of guzzling semen, which includes healthy hair, skin, and nails. What lengths will you go for healthy nails and shiny locks? I’ll stick with grubbing on avocado and taking vitamin e.

Paul Photenhauer believes people nosh on odd things all the time, he explains to SF weekly: “People eat all kinds of weird stuff. Eggs are the menstruation of chickens. Milk is the mammary excretion from cows. Semen is…at least it’s fresh and you know who the producer is.” I have to say that I’m going to think twice about heading in for happy hour if the bouncer yells, “HEY CUM ON IN 2 for 1 tonight!”

Link for Article: https://www.thegloss.com/2013/04/06/sex-and-dating/semen-cocktail-cookbook/

Lesbian Strapon Fantasies

By MissReaghan

Once upon a time, the male sex drive was important.  It was crucial in, quite literally the survival of the species … You needed to be horny all the time because, without your sperm donation, we’d not have survived past the first dinosaur dinner.  And I understand that … Hell, I’m even willing to go so far as to thank you for your service to all mankind.  Without you, I’d not be here, now would I?  However, I’d like to point out that those days are LONG gone … and your sex drive isn’t so important anymore.

Who Cums First?
These days, with the advent of modern medicine and the leaps and bounds we are making as a society … well, let’s just say we’ve evolved beyond the need for a male sex drive and have arrived quite nicely in a place where (as most of my male slaves will appreciate) MY sex drive is far superior to yours and my pleasure takes precedence over everything.  This means I can indulge whenever and with whomever I’d desire and you’re just happy to go along for the trip.

Most of you would also admit …  whether it be Masturbation Instruction or imagining yourself being stroked by a teasing phone sex Goddess … you are pretty much insatiable.  Left to your own decisions, you’d probably cum until you went blind!  Thankfully, that’s all become moot since I’m the one in charge now.

Quality over Quantity
Now that we’ve established the order of things, let’s talk about HOW we get to my pleasure.  It’s not about how often we have sex … After all, your sex drive is a moot afterthought these days … it’s more about engaging in sexual activities that maximize my pleasure.  Strap on play is one of those things that falls in this category. They are:

Always available
Bigger than you
More desirable than you
Empowering (for me, anyway)

Most of you will ask, “I don’t understand, Mistress. How is using a silicone phallus empowering?”

Strapons provide for a physical representation of the essential power exchange relationship.  Some of the best orgasms of my life came at the end of particularly intense strapon sessions with my slave boys, without any stimulation to my genitals at all …

Why?
Because I love fucking you in the arse.  Using a strapon with my slave boys is … something different than the love and attention paid to my wife when we are intimate.

I don’t find it hot in the sexual sense, per say.  After all, anyone can push in and out while grunting and sweating (I’m looking at you cuckolds in the group).  Turning you into my little bitch is definitely amusing, and the squealing always makes me grin.  It’s more about the imbalance of power … knowing that you are submitting to something that you’d NEVER have done before, and probably wouldn’t do without being prompted.

I know you boys like strap on phone sex no matter who’s giving it, but try it with a lesbian Femdom.  You’ll find that we have a special touch when it comes to phallic-shaped sex toys.

I expect my phone to be ringing soon, so don’t keep me waiting.