Dr. Oz Tells Pennsylvania Voters He Wants To Have Sex With Them

With the Pennsylvania primary fast approaching, Trump-endorsed US Senate candidate—and noted New Jersey resident—Mehmet “Dr. Oz” Oz offered an X-rated final pitch to voters. In an interview with Sean Hannity, the controversial celebrity doctor directed voters to imagine him in bed with them. “So, when you go to bed at night, put your head on that soft pillow, you’ll know Oz will be doing exactly what you want him to do if you were there next to him,” he said.

Viewers were shocked to hear Oz talk about himself like a dirty slut who will do “exactly what you want him to do if you were there next to him.” Twitter users quickly called Oz’s Hannity interview the “creepiest political pitch ever,” or “just weird,” or the reason their “ovaries just dried up and died.” In the past, he has done a whole segment on tantric sexual relationships, and seems to know a lot about “male enhancement pills”—but he’s showing America a whole new side of himself…

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Check out more about Dr. Oz telling Pennsylvania voters he wants to have sex with them: https://jezebel.com/dr-oz-tells-voters-to-imagine-being-in-bed-with-him

Paris Hilton Says A Company Wanted To Make Sex Dolls That Look ‘Exactly Like’ Her

It seems one sex doll company is very into Paris Hilton—at least her sex tape. The star recently revealed an X-rated business proposition she received. She said in a virtual interview, “This company wanted to make Paris Hilton sex dolls which were like – looked exactly like me.”

The “indecent proposal” came following her now infamous sex tape, “One Night in Paris.” Not surprisingly, she responded with, “You know, this is the last thing I’m going to want to do.” She thought the Paris Hilton sex dolls were “creepy,” saying, “That was definitely no – I can’t even believe they came with me with that request.”

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Check out more about a company wanting to make Paris Hilton sex dolls: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-9353295/Paris-Hilton-says-company-pitched-make-sex-dolls-looked-exactly-like-her.html

Porn.com Buys Clownsex.com For All Your Clown Sex Needs 

You’ve probably heard about those weird clown-related crimes lately, but here’s something you may not have heard of: clown sex. It’s a thing. And it seems all those naughty crime-spree clowns have created an increased demand for porn featuring clowns—which is why porn.com has bought clownsex.com!

Since clown porn has increased 210 percent recently, porn.com decided it was only natural to capitalize on the creepy trend. The porn site announced its acquisition after the massive uptick in clown searches, saying: “We, here at PORN.COM are never ones to withhold any porn from our fans, no matter how weird or funny their tastes may be. So, as a nice jester, we are happy to announce our latest acquisition of red-hot property, CLOWNSEX.COM.” For now, clownsex.com features a “coming soon” banner of a few sexy clowns, and a link back to porn.com’s clown sex videos. Creepy or sexy—we’ll let you decide.

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