Tag: COVID-19

NYC ‘Sex House’ Residents Moan About Orgy-Killing COVID

The residents of Brooklyn’s communal “sex houses” are feeling (sexually) frustrated during the pandemic. “I’d give my left testicle to go to an orgy,” said Kenneth Play, co-founder of one of the sex houses. Play, who “In 2019 had about 100 lovers,” is one of more than 30 residents who live in the three Bushwick sex houses operated by the Hacienda sex club.

Before the pandemic, the roommates hosted bacchanals once or twice a month. Hundreds of Hacienda members would flirt, soak nude in the backyard hot tub or descend to the mood-lit basement to get it on. In 2019, the club hosted 19 “play parties” — orgies — as well as 45 other events; in 2020, there were only five before the pandemic.

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Check out more about NYC ‘sex house’ residents yearning for orgies during the pandemic: https://nypost.com/2021/01/16/nyc-sex-house-residents-moan-about-orgy-killing-covid/

Australian Health Authorities Give Bizarre COVID Sex Advice

Australia’s government has released a bizarre list of Covid-safe guidelines for the bedroom that has citizens scratching their heads. One bewildering suggestion in particular: staying 1.5 meters apart during sex. “Sadly, sex with someone outside of your household or bubble still carries risk and is not recommended due to the 1.5 metre physical distancing in place,” the government website states.

NSW Health goes on to recommend “mutual masturbation” or the act of pleasuring yourself in front of a partner while keeping a physical distance. Other tips include to wash sex toys before and after use and to use condoms and dental dams. Another suggestion is “hot messaging” or getting intimate over phone or video chats.

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Check out more about Australia’s strange new COVID sex guide: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9126281/BIZARRE-sex-advice-health-authorities-giving-Australians.html

Survey Finds Cheaters Want COVID Vaccine So They Can Have ‘Responsible’ Affairs

Players are gonna play—even during a pandemic. A new survey from an extramarital affairs site found four out of 10 cheaters would like to receive a COVID-19 vaccine so they can “responsibly continue having in-person affairs.” The affairs dating site said, “With a potential solution to a seemingly never-ending pandemic within our reach and infidelity proving itself to be instrumental in lasting marriages, it would make sense that many of our members would want to receive the vaccine.”

In a separate study, the site found that 41 percent of cheaters sought out their first affair due to boredom under shelter-in-place orders. Moreover, 63 percent of members said they partook in an affair just as much or more often than they did in 2019. As one user says, “There was nothing about a 24/7 lockdown in my wedding vows. Even though we have a good relationship, he can’t fulfill me the way I need to be, so quarantine has actually made me want to connect with outside partners even more so than beforehand.”

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Check out more about a survey finding cheaters want the COVID vaccine to continue cheating: https://nypost.com/2020/12/16/survey-finds-cheaters-want-covid-19-vaccine-so-they-can-have-responsible-affairs/

There’s Now COVID-Test Fetishists

There really is a fetish for everything—even COVID-19 tests. Some people genuinely derive pleasure from being deeply nasal-swabbed for the coronavirus. “It’s kind of like when you eat something spicy, and it clears your sinuses,” says one fetishist about why he enjoys the interaction with his “nussy”—a mashup of “nose” and “pussy.”

“I was almost mad the most recent time I got a swab because I felt like they were too gentle,” said a fetishist, comparing the sensation of being swabbed to drinking LaCroix too fast and getting bubbles in your nose. “Got my covid test and honestly it felt good. They did my nussy RIGHT. Might do it for fun again soon,” one fan tweeted. “The most action i’ve been getting is the nurse hitting my nussy during covid tests,” said another kinky tweet.

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Check out more about COVID-19 test fetishists: https://nypost.com/2020/12/22/too-gentle-covid-test-fans-love-getting-deep-nose-swabs/

Miley Cyrus Has Sex On FaceTime During Pandemic

Miley Cyrus’ sex life has gone virtual during COVID-19. The pop star hasn’t been dating in person, but has still been getting busy. “I do a lot of FaceTime sex—it’s the safest sex. I’m not getting COVID,” she said in a new interview with Howard Stern.

“I am definitely not going to be doing anything that’s irresponsible for myself or for other people … it’s just ridiculous for anybody that won’t take the right precautions to keep each other safe. It’s fucked up.” Since she had a recent break up, Stern asked if he could fix her up—and whether it mattered if it was with a man or a woman. “I love people, I love who I love, I’ve had relationships with all genders and I’m down,” Cyrus said. “Right now I’m kind of in the mood for some D, but I’m down for whatever, honestly.”

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Check out more about Miley Cyrus’ virtual sex life: https://pagesix.com/2020/12/04/miley-cyrus-has-been-having-a-lot-of-facetime-sex/

Hungarian Parliament Official Caught At Gay Male Orgy During Lockdown

A Hungarian Parliament official has been a very naughty boy. Hungarian prime minister Viktor Orban has condemned MEP Jozsef Szajer’s “unacceptable and indefensible” behavior after he was caught breaking lockdown rules at a male orgy in Brussels. The founding member of Hungary’s right-wing Fidesz party was caught attending the sex party – before trying to escape down a drainpipe.

Orban said that Szajer’s actions went against the values of Fidesz’ political group, which portrays itself as a champion of traditional Christian values and families. Szajer was said to have gatecrashed the party with some other diplomats at a flat in an historic quarter known pre-lockdown for its gay bars. Images reveal a dimly-lit flat with mattresses strewn on the floor, a table where a bottle of lubricant or hand sanitizer appears to be standing, and a bare light bulb hanging from the ceiling.

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Check out more about a conservative Hungarian MEP attending a gay orgy during lockdown: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9010137/Hungary-MEP-orgy-Inside-flat-Jozsef-Szajer-caught.html

Puerto Rico Quickly Scraps Pandemic Safe Sex Campaign Amid Backlash

It seems a new safe sex campaign in Puerto Rico aimed at helping citizens during the pandemic was not received well. PR’s health department quickly scrapped the “offensive” safe sex campaign which promoted masturbation as a way to avoid becoming infected with COVID-19. The Departmento de Salud’s poster used a suggestive image of a thumb pressed into a grapefruit and drew scorn from the island’s conservative Catholic population.

The campaign’s health officials, which also advised people to wash their hands and their sex toys, was swiftly taken down because the “graphic” grapefruit image was in “poor taste.” “Although our only intention is to educate and prevent, the publication was offensive to some sectors of the population,” the department said in a statement, explaining it didn’t want the message to be lost by distractions. A health expert added: “It seems they didn’t anticipate there was going to be this backlash when Puerto Rico is truly very conservative regarding these issues.”

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Check out more about Puerto Rico scrapping its pandemic safe-sex campaign: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8889251/Puerto-Rico-scraps-offensive-pandemic-safe-sex-campaign-promoting-masturbation-avoid-Covid.html

UK Condom Sales Surge After COVID-19 Lockdown Ends

UK citizens only had one thing in mind after lockdown ended: fucking. Condom sales in the UK surged following the end of a national lockdown to limit the spread of COVID-19. Durex saw more than a 10 percent jump in sales over the summer, after pandemic restrictions were eased back and frisky singles were able to hook up again.

At the height of coronavirus lockdowns in the spring, Durex’s parent company Reckitt Benckiser reported a loss in sales because stay-at-home orders took their “toll on the number of intimate occasions” available for those outside of long-term relationships. Reckitt’s chief executive said following a “more challenging first half of the year,” a relaxing of social distancing mandates led to “improved demand” for products like Durex, which has enjoyed a “double-digit growth in revenue.” “This has been particularly pronounced in markets where the rate of pandemic infection has materially improved,” he said.

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Check out more about UK condom sales soaring after lockdown ended: https://nypost.com/2020/10/20/uk-condom-sales-surge-after-covid-19-lockdown-ends/

Sex Club Hosting Safe Halloween Orgy Amidst COVID-19

One of the most notorious sex clubs is back for Halloween with a bang (literally). Snctm—which has reportedly hosted Gywneth Paltrow and Bill Maher at its orgies in the past—has been (probably not-all-that) quietly hosting small events, and it’s planning another bacchanal for Halloween. “Thus far, they’ve held two events since returning from hiatus, all with COVID rapid testing of every person who enters the premises,” said an insider.

They’re using temperature checks, Quidel’s Sofia swab tests, which Snctm says have a “reported sensitivity greater than 97 percent,” and are limiting sex parties to thirty participants. Invitations to the Black Death-themed Halloween party (of course that’s the theme) say the normal “armed security will be augmented at the door by a board-certified physician and his team performing SARS-CoV-2 rapid testing.” Asked if people were still having sex at the parties in spite of the pandemic, a spokesperson said, “I would say thus far the behavior of our guests within the parties has indicated a great pent-up demand for our events, and an appreciation of the precautions we have undertaken.”

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Check out more about a COVID-safe Halloween orgy: https://pagesix.com/2020/10/12/upscale-sex-club-snctm-plots-black-death-themed-halloween-party/

Sexy Mail-In Ballot Is The Weirdly Hot Halloween Costume Of 2020

Yandy, one of the best purveyors of sexy Halloween costumes, continues to bring it with this year’s hot and hilarious selections. If last year’s controversial “Sexy Handmaid” costume was a miss, this year is definitely a hit with “Sexy Mail-In Ballot.” As a Washington Post reporter tweeted, even election security can be sexy.

The company also has a line of COVID-themed costumes, including “Sexy Hand Sanitizer” and “Sexy Quarantine Banana Bread.” Other culturally relevant costumes include a sexy TikTok ban (dubbed the “Sexy Banned App” to avoid copyright issues). Yandy once again proves that taking an otherwise innocuous costume idea and sexualizing it for Halloween is an art form.

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Check out more about Yandy’s sexy Halloween costumes: https://mashable.com/article/yandy-specific-sexy-halloween-costumes/