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Women Try Cosmo Flirting Tips On Real Guys 

best_phone_sex_niteflirt_eatingIf you’ve ever read Cosmopolitan, you’ve probably seen their notoriously ridiculous tips on how to bag a dude. From their next-to-impossible acrobatic sexual positions to their over the top tips on flirting, Cosmo is a wild card of feisty sex advice. So what would happen if women actually tried their flirting tips on real guys? Buzzfeed decided to find out.

  1. Tip: Pull your hair loose from a pony holder (or a clip) so he can watch your touchable tresses fall around your face
    Result: “Nothing about it was subtle, but it was effective,” said one pleasantly shocked woman. “I won at flirting!”
  2. Tip: “While conversing with a cutie, lean in so you’re about six inches from his face, linger for three counts, then slowly return.”
    Result: “It’s like a weird kiss blue balls.”
  3. Tip: “Rub your shoulder like you have a painful crick then gently sigh. Not only will he find this extremely sexy, but you might even score a massage.”
    Result: “Do you want some Icy Hot or something? I’m sure there’s a drugstore down the street…”
  4. Tip: “Use your tongue to get that last crumb off your lip while eating dinner with him.”
    Result: “As soon as that crumb’s on my lip, game over. It looks like I don’t know how to eat like an adult.”
  5. Tip: “Grab his ass on your way into a restaurant.”
    Result: “Now that’s sexual assault.”

Final thoughts: “I don’t think there needs to be many tips,” says a guy the tips were tried on. “We’re kind of easy.”

Want to have some naughty, flirty fun? We’ll grab your ass in the middle of a crowded restaurant, if you want!

Check out the video of women trying Cosmo flirting tips on real guys here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Um23f8GcYSo

The History Behind Cosmo’s Infamous Donut Blowjob

Pink_frosted_sprinkled_donutCosmopolitan is famous for its weird, creative, and totally unrealistic sex tips. The magazine has prompted its readers to incorporate such items as a string of pearls, an electric toothbrush, a scrunchie, refrigerated marbles, tomato sauce, and a mango slice into their bedrooms. But their outrageous cover that featured a glazed donut to be used during a blowjob literally took the cake. In tip No. 30, an anonymous boyfriend said, “My girlfriend gets a glazed donut and sticks my penis through the hole. She nibbles around it, stopping to suck me every once in a while. The sugar beads from her mouth tingle on my tip.”

The tip has since come to be known as the most infamous Cosmo sex tip ever written, with authors such as Tom Wolfe, Maureen Dowd, and performance artist Anna Pulley all mocking or satirizing the ridiculous line in their work. But even more outrageous than the tip itself was the way the magazine embraced the donut blowjob’s cult status, reprinting the sex tip several times (including in three books) and even adding a new piece about a study suggesting that the smell of donuts “increases penile blood flow” in men. For all of the magazine’s ludicrous sex tips, you have to hand it to Cosmo for whole-heartedly embracing a spirit of endless sexual experimentation—naysayers and prudes be damned!

In the mood for a little dessert? We are always up for something sweet—and sinful!

Check out the history of Cosmo’s donut blowjob.

NEWS: Real People Try Cosmo’s Sex Positions

Cosmo’s notorious sex positions has a reputation for sometimes being ridiculously difficult to pull off. That’s why a brave couple decided to try them out—in full nude body suits, in the center of a densely populated area in NYC! The results of this hilarious experiment you really need to see, but here are some of the highlights:

The first position they attempt is the Erotic Accordion, in which the lady lowers herself onto her partner’s cock, with his legs on her shoulders. After much maneuvering and effort, they were finally able to figure out where each other’s legs should go—it just took about 5 mins. and several tries! The second position, Yes, Yes, Yes, has her bent over a bed (or in this case, a public fountain), with the dude fucking her from behind. This one proved more difficult than you would think; the couple quickly abandoned it. One of the rare, successful ones was Rock a Bye Booty, in which the couple sits facing each other, with her legs over his, as they both thrust into each other. This one works because you can “rock” each other to mind-blowing bliss! And in Wanton Wheelbarrow, both stand with the lady in a semi head-stand position while her dude fucks her from behind, holding up one of her feet. Surprisingly, this one actually worked—and it looks super hot!

We are always down to try even the trickiest sex positions! Have a favorite? Let’s try it out!

 

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