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Twitter Has A Lot To Say About This Oddly Sexual Chicken Cooking Video

The internet may be a little too into a chicken prep cooking video that’s been making the rounds on Twitter. The video entitled “Cordon bleu deluxe” shows a very enthusiastic chef using an, ahem, unusual method for the chicken breast. As one Twitter user pointed out, “why did he finger the chicken like that….”

Another user added, “Weirdly, this is how I like to get my pussy ready before I go out on the town.” Others inevitably agreed the chicken was rather pussy-like: “I took a double take cause I thought the chicken was a Fleshlight at first.” Surprisingly, some were offended by both the erotic nature of the video and the chef’s apparent under-seasoning of the dish: “This is the most sexually unseasoned chicken video that I ever watched. I am ashamed.”

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Check out more about an oddly sexual chicken prep video: https://www.dailydot.com/unclick/chicken-prep-video-twitter/

Al Roker Shared A Recipe Called ‘Sweet Potato Poon’

The subversively smutty people on The Today Show had to stifle their giggles when introducing Al Roker’s Thanksgiving recipe for “Sweet Potato Poon.” While the show tried to play it off like just-another-wholesome recipe, the dirty folks of the internet had a lot to say about the supposedly family-friendly dish. As one Twitter user pointed out, “Poon … checks notes from 80s-90s…. nope doesn’t check out uncle al just wanted to say poon on network television.”

The “poon” seemed to whet a lot of people’s appetites: “Mmmm-mmm! Can’t wait to get my hands and mouth all over that sweet potato poon.” Another tweet said, “[al roker unveiling his mother’s famous apple cider donuts on the today show] they’re called cinnamon boyholes.” But this is what we’re wondering: “Isn’t Sweet Potato Poon what leads to Truffle Butter?”

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Check out more about the internet’s dirty jokes about Al Roker’s ‘Sweet Potato Poon’: https://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/krystieyandoli/al-rokers-sweet-potato-poon

Make This Pasta If You’re a Single Lady Wanting To Get Laid

Did you know there’s a hook up equivalent to engagement chicken, aptly called Come Fuck Me Penne à la Vodka? Apparently, this sexy dish has been circulating among horny single women in New York City since the mid-1990s. Ladies-in-the-know call the pasta a “magical dish” that, when made correctly (this is very important), will make men putty in your hands—or, more specifically, in your bed!

The folklore goes that if you follow the recipe EXACTLY ACCORDING TO INSTRUCTIONS, your man will desire you like never before. Unlike engagement chicken, this isn’t about “putting a ring on it”—it’s just about getting laid! The recipe wasn’t originally supposed to create a sex spell, but after it was perfected and passed along to frisky women, it quickly became known as not only a way to have sex, but as a way to have really, really great sex! Who knew there’s a magic correlation between penne and great orgasms? Seductresses: get cooking!

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Check out more about the pasta recipe that will get you laid here: https://www.refinery29.com/come-fuck-me-penne-a-la-vodka-recipe