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Millennials Care More About Date’s Politics Than Good Sex

According to new research, nobody’s sleeping with the enemy these days. Whether red or blue, most millennials would pick their party over the best fuck of their life. The number of millennial men and women who prioritize political party alliance over good sex has skyrocketed since 2016, according to data from OkCupid.

The matchmaking company surveyed more than 8 million users, and found that interest in dating someone with similar political beliefs has gone up 165 percent since 2004, while having good sex has decreased as a priority 30 percent. But sex therapists believe that getting out of your comfort zone could very well lead to incredible sex. Sexperts argue that being with someone different from you creates adventure, intensity and challenges—and most likely, really hot makeup sex after arguments!

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Check out more about a study showing millennials care more about a partner’s politics than good sex: https://nypost.com/2019/03/20/millennials-care-more-about-dates-politics-than-good-sex-survey/

Ocasio-Cortez’s ‘Run Train’ Phrase Becomes Conservative Sex Controversy

Conservatives really “gained up” on Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez for using the term “run train” in an interview with the Washington Post. Talking about a fake nude photo that had circulated on conservative sites purporting to show the congresswoman, Ocasio-Cortez told the Post “They’ve been for a very long time focusing on taking quotes out of context or manipulating them or making it seem as though I said things that I didn’t say.” She later added, “So enjoy being exhausted for the next two years while we run train on the progressive agenda.”

Conservative critics immediately pounced on the sexually explicit definitions of “run train” listed on slang dictionary sites. Ben Shapiro’s conservative news website Daily Wire used definitions on Urban Dictionary and the Online Slang Dictionary, which say “run train” can mean to “gangbang” someone. On Twitter he added, “Alex from the Bronx should probably know what ‘run train’ means and why this is hilariously terrible.” We’re pretty sure this sex controversy fits the congresswoman’s definition of what it means to mince words pretty accurately…

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Check out more about the conservative “run train” sex controversy: https://www.dailydot.com/layer8/alexandria-ocasio-cortez-run-train/

Political Dominatrix Humiliates Conservative Submissives

A political dominatrix in the UK finds pleasure in humiliating her clients—who are all white, right-wing men. She exclusively dominates white conservatives, explaining “I could never be mean to someone who wasn’t white, because the world is run by white men, isn’t it?” The dominatrix’s desire to be a political dominatrix stems from her interest in powerful women and the shame surrounding certain fetishes.

With her work, she looks to shift the balance of power between the sexes. Instead of using whips and clamps, she relies on words and her intelligence to degrade her male clients. The political dominatrix plans on giving the proceeds of her new book to a UK-based sex workers’ collective, explaining she is “trying to use these men to help women make money as well.”

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Check out more about a political dominatrix who exclusively dominates conservatives: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-6447821/Political-dominatrix-uses-mind-games-turn-right-wing-men-socialists.html

Anti-Porn Conservatives Turn Porn Performer’s University Speech Into a Scandal

Longtime porn performer and sex educator Nina Hartley was recently invited to speak at University of Wisconsin-La Crosse. The talk was titled “Fantasy Vs. Reality: A critical view of adult media.” In her 90-minute lecture she “touched on everything from female empowerment, to the necessity of consent, to the importance of differentiating porn from reality,” according to the La Crosse Tribune.

But it seems not everyone was a fan of her speech—in particular, anti-porn crusaders who contacted conservative media outlets to turn the lecture into a tawdry sex scandal. Before long word spread that the chancellor of the university had given the porn star $5,000 for a “secret” sex talk. The outcry got so heated that the chancellor penned an op-ed to explain his decision to fund the talk, before agreeing to “personally compensate the university for Hartley’s $5,000 appearance fee.”

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Check out more about the backlash over a porn performer lecturing at a university: https://jezebel.com/anti-porn-conservatives-turn-a-porn-performers-universi-1830436976

‘Very Right Wing’ People Are Happiest With Their Sex Lives

A new European study found that people who describe themselves as “very right wing” are the most likely to be satisfied with their sex lives. The survey asked more than 19,000 people in the UK, Germany, France, Denmark and Sweden about their politics and their sex lives, and found in most countries sexual satisfaction increased the further right you went along the political spectrum. Not only that, but the five-country poll found that extreme right-wingers are also happiest overall!

“In the UK, people with left wing politics were least likely to describe their sex lives as satisfying (with 66% of people saying they were), versus 73% for those saying they were ‘very right wing,’” reports Buzzfeed. So, right-wingers are having the best sex and they’re happier—time to switch political teams? The head researcher says not so fast: “There are obviously numerous factors that might explain an individual’s sexual happiness and this study does not suggest that changing your political views would make you happier in bed (or on the stairs, on the kitchen floor, in the shower and on the backseat of the car).” The conservatives are always secretly the kinkiest….

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Check out more about the study that shows right wing people are happiest with their sex lives here:https://www.buzzfeed.com/jamesball/green-in-the-streets-ukip-in-the-sheets?utm_term=.xlxyb7R9G5#.blgJBxWLYA

Conservative Congressional Candidate Shares Screenshot, Forgets to Close Porn Windows

Mike Webb is a conservative candidate for the United States congress who wants to bring “responsiveness and accountability” to Washington, D.C. His campaign is a testament to his goals, as he personally handles all his own social media. His campaign announcement says, “Webb claims that many residents are looking for responsiveness and accountability from their elected and appointed leaders. ‘One way to do that is to personally respond on social media. Talk and engage with people. Joke and chide. Engage in dialogue. That is what it is all about.’” Unfortunately for Mike Webb, he’s probably now regretting his decision not to hire someone to run his social media.

The congressional candidate accidentally shared a screenshot of his computer screen without closing his porn windows! Facebook users were quick to point out the porn tabs: “Now you know what politicians do in their spare time!! #pumpthebrakesWEBB” Another user commented, “I like your taste in porn.” The porn screenshot was still on his page five hours after the original post. So much for his promise of “responsiveness!” We think every candidate should follow Mike Webb’s example and disclose their porn habits—at the very least, they’d seem more relatable!

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Check out more about the conservative congressional candidate’s porn screenshot here: https://www.dailykos.com/story/2016/5/16/1527124/-Conservative-congressional-candidate-shares-screenshot-forgets-to-close-porn-windows