Tag: Confessions

7 Confessions From People Who Got Caught Watching Porn

best_phone_sex_niteflirt_strawberryHave you ever been interrupted during an especially, um, private moment? If you have, you know how embarrassing it can be. And you’ll definitely relate to these confessions from people on Whisper about the time they got caught watching porn.

  1. “One time my dad walked in on me watching porn at 2:00 a.m. in our living room. And now I realize he was probably about to do the same.”
    Good father-son bonding moment?
  2. “My roommate caught me watching porn. But he pulled up a chair and watched it with me.”
    Best. Friends. For. Ever.
  3. “I was watching porn yesterday and I had almost reached climax and then my grandma walked in.”
    What, she didn’t pull up a chair?
  4. “My wife caught me looking at porn and told me I had to choose between a divorce and watching her have sex with another man.”
    Well, the first option is extreme—but the second one might be fun!
  5. “I was watching porn and my mom walked in. Now she keeps asking me if I need any lube.”
    Mother Of The Year!
  6. “My wife walked in on me watching gay porn. She stood there for a minute, pulled down her jeans, and watched it with me.”
    Marriage is bliss!
  7. “My cat caught me watching porn. I feel unnecessarily guilt.”
    What a naughty, naughty pussy!

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Check out more confessions from people who’ve been caught watching porn here: https://www.buzzfeed.com/bencoleman2/14-people-who-were-caught-watching-porn

8 Crazy One-Night Stand Confessions

best_phone_sex_niteflirt_havingsexAt some point, you’ve probably had a less than stellar one-night stand. So these one-night stand confessions on Whisper will probably have you nodding your head (or cringing) sympathetically. Here are 8 crazy one-nighter confessions that will make you say WTF?

  1. “I got caught faking an orgasm during a one-night stand. Totally killed the mood.”
    Sounds like “the mood” wasn’t all that great to begin with…
  2. “One time I wet the bed after a very drunk one-night stand. Luckily, he thought it was a spilled beer.”
    Don’t drink and bone, people!
  3. “I suddenly got my period during sex in a one-night stand yesterday. The guy thought I was a virgin, and he left my house in seconds.”
    Quickest one-nighter in history!
  4. “I had a one-night stand with a girl one time…I got her pregnant.”
    Sounds like the plot of a rom-com. Wait, it is the plot of a rom-com!
  5. “Woke up from a one-night stand. The girl was gone, and so was my pillow. Who does that?!”
    At least it wasn’t your TV?
  6. “I once convinced a one-night stand that we didn’t have sex because I was mad he fell asleep during sex.”
    Sounds like some very drunken sex to us!
  7. “I had a one-night stand with a guy that ripped my $120 shirt. In the morning before I left, I took a $100 out of his wallet.”
    So, was the plan to seduce him or rob him? Or both?
  8. “On a one-night stand, I vomited into the guy’s bedside table while he slept, closed it, and pretended it didn’t happen.”
    That guy’s in for a big surprise the next time he reaches inside his night stand for lube!

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Check out more cringe-worthy one-night stand confessions: https://www.buzzfeed.com/dayshavedewi/one-night-stand-stories-that-will-make-you-cringe?utm_term=.jnqONqmx4R#.orprG9zvpE

6 Confessions From Erotica Writers

readingSure, you’ve read their stories of hot, naughty adventures to add a little spice to your life, but have you ever wondered what it would be like to actually write the erotica so many others get off to? As you can imagine, writing erotica is pretty thrilling work. Here are 6 confessions of erotica writers.

  1. “I love writing erotic stories…I just hope one day I can find a woman willing to use some of those idea…”
    Cheer up, there’s plenty of women who would be into whatever crazy, kinky thing you dream up—we’re proof!
  2. “I write erotica and sometimes I get so turned on that I have to stop and regroup before I can finish.”
    Re-grouping, eh? Is that what the kids are calling it these days?
  3. “I write erotic fiction to quench my sexual frustration.”
    That works. But of course, there are other, more satisfying ways to quench one’s sexual frustration…
  4. “As an erotica writer, I watch porn for educational and inspirational use.”
    Sounds like some fun and stimulating research!
  5. “I write erotica and my boyfriend makes me read it to him. It’s unbelievably arousing.”
    Seems perfectly believable to us!
  6. “I love writing erotica. I’m turned on by the idea of people using my words to get themselves off.”
    We know how that goes—getting you turned on is what turns us on here!

In the mood for some hot, erotic experiences? Real-life is always better than fiction!

Check out more confessions from erotica writers here: https://www.buzzfeed.com/krystieyandoli/confessions-from-erotica-writers#.fcBA1Nv9JV

The 10 Most Awkward Sex Confessions

15929936930_14a78eca47_mLet’s face it, most of us have an embarrassing sex story. Or if not a story, then at least a moment. Recently, anonymous people from around the web took to Whisper to share their most awkward sex confessions. And as you can imagine, what they have to say is pretty cringeworthy—and hilarious! Here are the 10 most awkward sex confessions.

  1. “The most embarrassing moment of my life was when I accidentally mooed during sex…”
    Well, who hasn’t made the occasional animal noise? That just means you’re really enjoying yourself!
  2. “I once held my own hand during sex.”
    We all need a little self love every now and again!
  3. “Once when I was having sex with this guy, his parents texted us to be quiet.”
    “Dave, this is mom and dad. We’re glad that you have a new friend to play with, but we need you to keep it down. Okay, hun? Dinner’s in 30.”
  4. “My boyfriend moaned his cat’s name during sex.”
    This gives new meaning to the expression “feline friend”…
  5. “I once broke somebody’s arm during sex. That was the last time I saw her.”
    This is why we have safe words, people!
  6. “Once I had a cold and I made a sound like Chewbacca while I was having sex.”
    Chewie needs love, too!
  7. “I answered a phone call from my dad in the middle of sex…”
    Was he calling to ask you to keep it down? Cause you didn’t answer his and mom’s text from before?
  8. “My fwb whispered ‘come baby’ in my ear when we were having sex. I just thought of him as a sloth and got creeped out.”
    Is that what sloth’s whisper during sex? We’ll never think of sloths in the same way again!
  9. “Once during sex, as I was climaxing, I shouted ‘That’s finger-licking good!’
    Kernel Sanders would approve that message!
  10. “One time while having sex with my ex, I read a psychology book out loud so my parents wouldn’t get suspicious.”
    Freudian!

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