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Governor Bans Sex Puns On Free Condom Wrappers

The governor of Utah stopped state distribution of free condoms due to sexual innuendos on the packaging. The state’s HIV prevention campaign intended on giving away 100,000 condoms—until they saw the racy and funny sex puns. The condoms had short slogans on them like “SL,UT,” “toss the jello salad,” “put your arch into it,” and “explore Utah’s caves.”

“The Governor understands the importance of the Utah Department of Health conducting a campaign to educate Utahns about HIV prevention,” the governor’s office said in a statement. “He does not, however, approve the use of sexual innuendo as part of a taxpayer-funded campaign.” Unsurprisingly, people on Twitter like the punny condoms. As one tweet said, “Okay unsurprising that Utah canceled this but these condom designs are great? every state should have a campaign about being ~regionally horny~” We couldn’t agree more!

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Check out more about the governor of Utah banning free condoms because of sex puns: https://www.dailydot.com/irl/utah-governor-condom-wrappers/

Horny Olympians Can Hook Up In Cardboard Beds

This year’s Olympic athletes will be sleeping on cardboard beds—but they can still go for the gold between the sheets. According to the mattress’ manufacturer, the only rule for the eco-friendly sleeping alternative is no threeways. “We’ve conducted experiments, like dropping weights on top of the beds,” a mattress representative said. “As long as they stick to just two people in the bed, [the sleepers] should be strong enough to support the load.”

“The recyclable beds are a great gesture . . . until the athletes finish their said events and the 1000’s of condoms handed out all over the village are put to use,” tweeted Australian basketball player Andrew Bogut. The bed frames will be recycled into paper products after the events, while the mattress components, which are not made of cardboard, will be turned into plastic products, officials said. The 2020 Games will mark the first times that Olympic beds and bedding will be made of renewable materials–we’ll see how well they hold up.

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Check out more about cardboard beds being designed for horny Olympic athletes: https://nypost.com/2020/01/12/frisky-2020-olympic-athletes-can-hook-up-in-cardboard-beds-but-no-threesomes/

Miley Cyrus Is Selling $20 Condoms And Other X-Rated Merch

Miley Cyrus has gone from squeaky-clean Disney Queen to Pop Star Provocateur. The risque performer is promoting her new album, “She Is Coming” with apt XXX merch. Among sweatshirts and t-shirts featuring a half-naked Cyrus eating a banana and posing with her pants unbuttoned is a single condom printed with the album name and a phone number — 1-833-SHE-IS-MC — on sale for $20.

Other sex-positive offerings include sweatshirts with “phone sex is safe sex” ($50) and the lyrics “I love my pussy that means I have cattitude” ($50) on them. Her debut single, “Cattitude,” features RuPaul singing lyrics like “This cat is in heat / Let me ride that beat / My pussy on fire / Pussy five-alarm fire.” Now that’s a good way to tease a new album!

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Check out more about Miley Cyrus’ XXX merch: https://pagesix.com/2019/06/03/miley-cyrus-is-selling-very-on-brand-20-condoms/?_ga=2.116000079.874333956.1559602024-654912625.1556249361

Adam Rippon Had A Backpack With ‘Thousands’ Of Condoms At Olympics

Figure skater Adam Rippon was prepared for the Olympics in more way than one. LGBTQ-hero Rippon—who became a breakout star after winning bronze in the 2018 PyeongChang Games—told a naughty anecdote on Al Roker’s show. He said he had heard stories in the media about Olympians going through countless condoms in the Olympic Village, so when he got to his dorm and didn’t find any, he was disappointed.

Rippon said that it was only when he went to a medical center for a routine drug test that he spotted a stockpile. He told Roker that staff told him those were the only condoms available, and he said, “I walked over with my backpack, and I dumped maybe 2,000 condoms into my backpack.” Rippon knows how to really winat the big games!

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Check out more about Adam Rippon stockpiling condoms in his backpack at the Olympics: https://pagesix.com/2019/03/13/adam-rippon-had-a-backpack-with-thousands-of-condoms-at-olympics/?_ga=2.241619585.2058348873.1552700188-508620096.1543975535

Male Birth Control Gel Could Replace Condoms

It seems rubbers could be replaced by gel in the near future. The National Institutes of Health is funding an experimental study to evaluate the effectiveness of a gel that could be used as a male contraceptive, replacing condoms and vasectomies. The gel, called NES/T, includes progestin and testosterone, and is applied to the back and shoulders and absorbed through the skin.

The progestin blocks natural testosterone production in the testes, reducing sperm production to low or nonexistent levels, officials said. The replacement testosterone maintains normal sex drive and other functions that are dependent on adequate blood levels of the hormone, according to medical experts. “A safe, highly effective and reversible method of male contraception would fill an important public health need.” The future is now!

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Check out more about a new male birth control gel: https://nypost.com/2018/11/28/male-birth-control-gel-could-replace-condoms/

Condom Campaign Urges People To ‘Have Sex and Save Lives’

Durex’s new ad-campaign encourages people to “literally give a fuck.” The condom manufacturer announced it will donate a fraction of its sales from its new red-packaged condoms towards fighting HIV. Swedish pop star Zara Larsson backed Durex’s campaign with a racy photo of herself lying on a bed with red sheets wearing a t-shirt saying “have sex save lives.”

Larsson says in a promotional video, “For the first time ever, you can literally ‘Have Sex and Save Lives.'” The minute-long clip encourages viewers to “give a fuck” about AIDS by sharing online using #GAF. Durex also announced it would make a $5 million donation to The Global Fund, which gives grants for initiatives to combat HIV/AIDS, tuberculosis and malaria.

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Check out more about Durex’s new campaign “Have Sex and Save Lives”: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-6342905/Zara-Larsson-wears-t-shirt-urging-people-sex-save-lives.html

King Of Condoms Spreads The Love In Africa

There’s a new king in Africa: the King of Condoms! Stanley Ngara is preaching safe sex to African communities in hopes of combating the high HIV rate that affects 70 percent of the population. “Condoms were associated with prostitution,” Ngara explains. “You are told it’s very bad. There is a lot of stigma.”

Wearing a crown and red velvet king’s costume, the King of Condoms teaches people about “the need for safe sex.” He gives condoms to everyone he meets—young women, sex workers, men having sex with men—demonstrating how to use them with dildos and models of vaginas that he designed himself. “The community has really embraced the discussion,” he says, adding that he’s proud to have sexually empowered so many people. All hail, the King of Condoms!

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Check out more about the King of Condoms: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sdsRqyPxOg4

People In Their 30s Are Ok With Spontaneous Boners, According To Research

The dating app Hater recently shared some interesting data on how our views of sex can change with age. For example, how you felt about condoms in your 20s might be very different than in your 30s or 40s. Here’s some data about sex-related things people like and dislike in their 20s, 30s and 40s.

Condoms
People love condoms—until they hit their 30s.
Dad bods
Not surprisingly, dad bods are beloved by people in their late 30s.
Kegels
As it turns out, exercising your vagina muscles is loved by everyone of all ages.
Valentine’s Day
It seems the “love” holiday was not embraced by people in their 20s, 30s or 40s. Too bad—everyone knows the holiday is really about having good sex!
Spontaneous boners
Getting a hard-on out of nowhere is only loved by people in their mid-30s. We have no explanation.
Sloppy kisses
This seemed to decrease in popularity with age—the older people got, the less they wanted the tongue.
Tinder
It seems the sloppy kisses aging-phenomenon is also true for Tinder. What a shame—hot, one-nighters are so much fun!

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Check out more sex-related data about what people like and dislike at a certain age: https://www.buzzfeed.com/danielacadena/how-dating-changes-with-age?utm_term=.wuO9YGeEdp#.ghPwpqLNMx

Sex Toy Company Looks For Thieves Who Stole 30,000 Condoms

Luxury sex toy manufacturer LELO is on the hunt for the criminal masterminds behind not one but two heists from their Las Vegas warehouse. The burglars made off with thousands of dollars worth of sex toys, and tens of thousands of condoms. According to LELO’s press release, the thieves broke into the warehouse and stole 33 prostate massagers and 48 kegel beads—just over $9,000 in merchandise—then stole 30,000 HEX condoms the next day, which comes out to just over $29,000!

LELO is desperate to find the crooks who looted their goods, promising anyone who could help to identify the thieves a donation of the full retail value of stolen goods, more than $38,000, to a charity of their choice. LELO’s been venting its frustration on social media, saying such hilarious gems as, “[we hope the thieves who] stole those condoms got into a time machine, went back 18-25 years (by the looks of it), and presented them all to their own fathers.” Ouch! As LELO says, those burglars can take the 33 prostrate massagers and “go fuck themselves.”

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Check out more about the thieves who stole 30,000 Hex condoms: https://www.dailydot.com/irl/lelo-las-vegas-burglary/

You Can Now Get Plan B Out of a Vending Machine on UC Davis Campus

What happens when the condom breaks and the drug store’s closed? Usually, panic. This is why UC Davis has decided to make sexual wellness products like Plan B readily available to students—in a convenient vending machine on campus! The vending machine, called “Wellness to Go,” offers a wide array of health products for students, including condoms and Plan B.

The machine dispenses the emergency contraceptive for $30—a lower price than at local pharmacies—making it affordable and available for those who need it at any time. It’s thoughtfully located in a place with lots of people and traffic, so that women feel safe and comfortable taking care of their sexual health needs. Of course, many consider the emergency contraceptive being sold in a vending machine to be “controversial,” but proponents argue that it’s a “health equity issue, providing resources for women to manage their reproductive health in the best possible way.” They hope by increasing access, the vending machine will help decrease stigma about Plan B—and ultimately, prioritize women’s sexual health.

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Check out more about the vending machine dispensing Plan B at UC Davis: https://broadly.vice.com/en_us/article/you-can-now-get-plan-b-out-of-a-vending-machine-in-yolo-county