Pornhub Just Released A Very Raunchy Card Game

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Pornhub offered to make the already NSFW game Joking Hazard even racier. The porn mega-site combined forces with the popular game’s creators to bring you Stroking Hazard, a game with even more sexual innuendos. “The expansion pack includes 50 new cards for you to add to your original Joking Hazard game to make playing even hotter!” says Daily Dot.

The same rules still apply with Stroking Hazard: players choose cards to complete a three-panel comic from a deck with millions of possible combinations. The collaboration between porn experts and comedians promises that fans will laugh hard—really hard. Naughty players can find Stroking Hazard exclusively online for $10.

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Check out more about Stroking Hazard: https://www.dailydot.com/bazaar/joking-hazard-game-expansion/

There’s Now A Popular Robot Porn Comic

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One of the top projects on Kickstarter is a comic about sex robots, aptly called Sex Machine. It’s the fourth volume of the Smut Peddler series, which include erotica with non-human love interests like androids, cyborgs, and monsters. Described as a “woman-made, sex-positive smut anthology,” Sex Machine met its $20,000 goal literally overnight, making it abundantly clear there’s an enthusiastic audience out there for horny androids.

Smut Peddler fills a niche (no pun intended) in the comic world that is usually restricted to fanfiction—that is, weird, imaginative sex comics that cater to female desire. The Sex Machine Kickstarter offers a handful of naughty samples from inside the anthology, advertising print books and digital comics. Get on the scene, Sex Machine!

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Check out more about the new robot porn comic: https://www.dailydot.com/parsec/robot-porn-sex-machine-kickstarter/

Comic Shares Dick Pic on Instagram—For 18 Hours

best_phone_sex_niteflirt_strawberryAdult Swim star and comedian Eric André proved that Instagram is too wrapped up with policing nip slips to notice dick pics. André put not one but two full-frontal nude pictures of himself up on the site for 18 straight hours before they were finally taken down. These images were not subtle—and if you’re familiar with the comedian, you know subtlety is definitely not his thing—with André’s dick front and center in each photo (you can check out the now doctored pics below).

Instagram has strict rules about nudity on its site, so how was it possible that André’s dick went unnoticed for almost a full day? Many have pointed out that the comedian’s stunt proves the sexist double standard of male and female nudity on the site. While Instagram is hard at work making sure lady pubes and nipples don’t make it into your feed, a guy posts two full-on dick pics to his account and removes them—eventually—before the site can suspend his access. And his account is still active, so we can only assume Instagram probably never even noticed the stunt! So, guys, feel free to go nuts with those dick pics—but watch out, ladies, that “Free the Nipple” campaign hasn’t leveled the (sexist) playing field yet!

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Check out more about Eric André’s dick pics on Instagram here: https://www.gq.com/story/eric-andres-naked-penis-instagram

The First Ever Comic Written By and About a Stripper

MelodyIn the 1980s, well before the days of autobiographical comics and everyday depictions of nude dancers, one woman decided to make a comic about her life as an exotic dancer. She worked in a club in downtown Montreal, and it didn’t occur to her that what she was depicting in her comic—basically sex-positive images of strippers—was novel for the time period. It was considered “pornographic” at the time, but this summer, it’s finally getting the attention it deserves.

Drawn & Quarterly published a 350-page collection of her comics, Melody: Story of a Nude Dancer. The stories, originally written in French with a bold black-and-white style, depicted the life of a nude dancer in a refreshingly realistic way. Melody and the other dancers in the comic love their bodies and get naked without shame or judgement. There’s also a lot of humor, showing how the life of a stripper is full of greedy bosses, needy customers and, at the end of the day, hustling to make a buck. Sex and nudity are not shown in a scandalous way: it’s all part of the job and of daily life.

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Read more about Melody: Story of a Nude Dancer here: https://bitchmagazine.org/post/long-lost-comics-about-working-as-a-nude-dancer-are-now-a-book