This Is What Happens When Comedians Feed Porn Stars Their Lines

Image Source: Screen captures from YouTube via DistractifyEver wonder what the people are talking about during the part of the porno you always fast forward through? Well, in a new Comedy Central video, two comedians feed porn stars their lines in real time, while they are fucking, and the result is hilarious. Here are some of the most ridiculous lines they tell the adult entertainers to say during “the action” scenes (watch the video below).

When the guy enters the room he says, “This is the part of the porno everyone fast forwards through. So we can say whatever we want. Obama’s a Muslim.” Later, once the lady takes off her shirt, he decides it’s time to get this party started: “People are gonna start watching the porno now, so we should do sex.” Then he goes down on her, and she says, “You’re really lucky I’m not suede. Because my vagina would be ruined, like how suede gets ruined when it gets wet.” When they start fucking doggy style, the comedian has the guy put one leg up and say, “I’m just like Washington crossing the Delaware!” And when it’s time for the money-shot (on her tits), the guy yells, “Get out of here, sticky ghost babies!” Of course, she doesn’t miss a beat: “My tits are their graveyard!”

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Check out the video of comedians feeding porn stars their lines here:

And you can read more here:  https://distractify.com/humor/2016/02/26/mustafa-comedian-porn-narration

NEWS: Hallelujah! “Pussy” Can Now Be Said Uncensored on Comedy Central

Thanks to the staff on Amy Schumer’s Show, Inside Amy Schumer, you can now hear the word “pussy” bleep-free, hassle-free, and with impunity on Comedy Central. Fans of the show appreciate comedian Amy Schumer for her filthy sense of humor, and now they can fully appreciate her jokes in all their dirty glory. The show argues that saying “pussy” on network television revolutionizes television forever. Here’s the story: best_phone_sex_niteflirt_amy_schumer

Executive producer, Dan Powell, brought up this very important issue during season 2. Amy Schumer says, “Dan decided that it wasn’t fair that they bleep the word ‘pussy.’” This is because you are allowed to say “dick” on Comedy Central, which Dan considered a sexist double standard. Powell wrote a letter of complaint to the network, and they agreed to no longer censor “pussy” on air. Schumer says of this landmark moment in television history, “That was Dan’s Mr. Smith Goes to Washington.” God bless America!

Want to celebrate this momentous occasion with us? We know the perfect way—three cheers for pussy-love!

 

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