Tag: Comedy

‘Minx’ Star Reflects On ‘The Penis Montage’

Jake Johnson said he hopes fans are enjoying the raunchier aspects of his new show, “Minx.” The HBO show is a comedy about a feminist and a porn producer creating the first women’s erotic magazine—and as you can imagine, it features a lot of full-frontal male nudity. “I hope the idea that there’s nudity doesn’t scare people off,” Johnson said.  

In the pilot episode, there’s a “penis montage” during a photo-shoot for the magazine’s centerfold—since they’re trying to compete with the iconic Burt Reynolds nude Cosmo photoshoot. “The penis montage was very funny,” he said. “The guys coming in were having fun with it. So that was a very easy sequence to laugh, because they all knew what they were getting into and wanted to be there. It’s funny to see a 70-year-old dude with a ponytail who’s excited to take his pants off.” He adds that even though “there’s been a porn explosion on the Internet,” back in the 1970s the “idea of a nude magazine with men was so risque and people had no idea what to think about it. I thought [the show] is just really funny take on it.”

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Check out more about Jake Johnson talking about the raunchy aspects of his new show “Minx”: https://nypost.com/2022/03/16/jake-johnson-on-new-show-minx-the-penis-montage-was-very-funny/

SNL Spoofs Pizza Delivery Porn

cup-1010916_1920You don’t have to be a fan of porn to know that pizza delivery guys are a thing. They show up and they’ve got the pizza but their co-stars have no money—so they trade sex for pizza, naturally. SNL took the classic porn plot to the next level recently when the boss of “Big Willy’s Pizza” wants to know why his smokin’ hot employee never gets paid.

“Every time you go on a delivery you’re gone for like an hour and then you need a nap. And you haven’t brought back a damn dime yet,” the boss says to the hunky pizza driver. In the middle of firing him, the boss answers the phone: “Big Willy’s Pizza, we come where you want. What? You want an extra meat sub for your bachelorette party?” But soon, the boss figures out what’s going on: “Sorry, lady. We don’t have any more extra long salami, he’s been fired. But can I interest you in a medium-sized…hello?”

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Check out more about SNL’s pizza delivery porn spoof: https://mashable.com/video/snl-jj-watt-pizza-delivery-porn-sketch/

Harry Styles Delivers Big Laughs On Raunchy ‘SNL’ Sketch

feetA racy SNL skit with Harry Styles made viewers’ mouths water for Sara Lee. Harry Styles played a Sara Lee social media moderator whose raunchy sex life ended up in the company’s social media page. He is called into a meeting with his bosses after accidentally using the Sara Lee account — instead of his personal one — to comment “Wreck me daddy” and “Destroy me king” on a photo of Nick Jonas on the singer’s Instagram account.

On a different photo, he commented with sexually suggestive emojis, explaining that they mean “getting railed to death.” In a post about Sara Lee cheesecake, he said he was feeling “A little moody after being used. Why do guys freak out when I ask them to spit in mouth.” He also direct-messaged singer Shawn Mendes to offer him a “special holiday promotion,” which was “a picture of my open throat.” Nobody does it like Sara Lee!

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Check out more about Harry Styles’ raunchy ‘SNL’ sketch: https://nypost.com/2019/11/17/sara-lee-reacts-to-harry-styles-raunchy-snl-sketch/

Whitney Cummings Debuts Her Sex Robot Doppelgänger

In comedian Whitney Cummings new stand-up special “Can I Touch It” she has a big surprise for her audience—a life-sized sex doll of herself. She made the sex-robot double, complete with matching outfit, as a way to discover its uses for women. In the special, Cummings says robots might make men appreciate women more, something she realized after monitoring conversations in a chat room for sex-robot owners.

She also points out that men are making unexpected choices about their robot’s anatomy, suggesting an evolution in that area. And, she posits, they could even help teenage boys learn about consent. Cummings told the Daily Beast that the sex robot material stemmed from trying to find something “edgy” to talk about, and having a sex robot doppelgänger is certainly a selling point for a standup special.

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Check out more about Whitney Cummings’ sex robot double: https://www.dailydot.com/upstream/netflix-whitney-cummings-can-i-touch-it-review/

2 Comedians Tried To Have a Conversation While Sitting On Vibrators

magicwandarthistoryComedian Nikki Glaser made a very exciting parody of Jerry Seinfeld’s popular webseries, Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee—except her coffee excursion includes the use of sex toys! In the episode on Glaser’s Comedy Central Show, Not Safe with Nikki Glaser, Glaser and her friend and fellow comedian Sara Shaefer sit on Magic Wand vibrators while attempting to have a conversation—appropriately about squirting! And to make matters even more interesting, they handed the controls of the vibrators to others offscreen (watch the video below).

It didn’t take long before Sara Shaefer yelled her safe word, “Theon Greyjoy! That means Winter is coming. I’m Winter.” Shaefer was in the middle of explaining how she prefers other terms besides squirting, like “SPLASH MOUNTAIN!” Once she collected herself, she explained that the first time she squirted, it was like a water balloon had popped between her legs. Then she asked a wide-eyed Glaser, “Okay, are you coming right now or are you shocked by the story?” In the end, they decided that the coffee was the best they ever had—and that they should really do this more often.

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Check out “Comedians Sitting on Vibrators Getting Coffee”: https://www.dailydot.com/unclick/comedians-sitting-on-vibrators/

Comedian Nails Song About All the Horny Parents Who Just Want To Fuck 

best_phone_sex_niteflirt_sexybucketlistAs so many parents will lament, kids can be a real downer when it comes to getting laid. So one comedian turned her sexual frustration into a hilarious song called “Parental Lovin‘” (watch below). Because sometimes, all parents want to do is “close the baby gate and have a date.”

She sings, “Let’s give the kids some goldfish and turn the TV on. They’ll never even know we’re gone.” When horny parents get “five minutes,” they know to just “go down south, no time for kissing on the mouth.” This is what some quick parental lovin’ looks like: “Scooby Dooby Do me. Pork my Peppa Pig. Yo Gabba Gabba grab my boobies. Pocoyo you poke-a-me. Stuff my Doc McStuffins. Paw Patrol my Jungle Junction.” Wow, those feisty parents—and the names of those children’s shows—are filthy!

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Check out the song “Parental Lovin’” here: https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/this-song-goes-out-to-all-the-parents-who-just-want-to-have-sex_us_5800eef9e4b0e8c198a78b18

There’s a R&B Song About When Sex Goes Horribly Wrong

imagesR&B songs always make sex sound, well, so sexy (not to mention also make you want to have sex immediately!). But let’s face it, sometimes sex doesn’t go the way it does in a R&B song. Comedian Nikki Glaser understands this, and so she teamed up with Omarion to write a song about sex that “Usher makes look so easy” but how, somehow, “something always goes wrong.”

A lot of these scenarios (which Nikki got from real dudes sharing their worst sex stories) might seem familiar: “Nuts on your chin, when my mom walks in.” Or what about when you “can’t find no lube in this hotel room” so you have to use shampoo: ”Got Johnson & Johnson all over my Johnson.” And the situations definitely aren’t pretty, like when your girl’s on her period—so you fuck her in the ass! We all know how it goes when you try to “make that pussy dry,” but just can’t “fuck like they do in a R&B song.”

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Check out the R&B song about when sex goes wrong here: https://jezebel.com/omarion-and-nikki-glaser-sing-about-what-happens-when-s-1782417942

Meet the Stripper Comedian Baring It All While Getting Laughs

iStock_000009106859MOST-SMALLWendy Weiss is a seasoned, beloved stripper in Portland, Oregon—who is also a comedian! While she admits “you definitely piss off a lot more people doing comedy than showing them your vagina,” she still boldly straddles being both a comedian and a stripper. Not only that, but by stripping and telling jokes, she’s changing the way female comics talk about sex.

She hosts a monthly show that has comics take off their clothes while trying to make people laugh. She explains that comedy got her through her early days of stripping, when she was such a bad dancer that she “would just plop down and tell jokes.” Now as a stripper comedian, she’s trying to normalize sex, and talk about it in a way that challenges stereotypes: “Sex is either portrayed as sad because they don’t have it, or women are sluts because they do,” Weiss says. “I’ll be like, ‘So I was having sex and this weird thing happened,’ or, ‘This lady said something super-racist at an orgy, isn’t that weird?’” Wendy Weiss really can do it all on a stage!

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Check out more about Portland’s stripper comedian here: https://www.wweek.com/arts/comedy/2016/07/12/wendy-weiss-is-portlands-best-stripper-comedian/